Well, let me tell you, in my humble opinion, I must say that I am of the firm belief that one's true identity is not simply defined by a name, but rather by the actions they take and the impact they make on the world around them. And so, when I say to you, my dear friends, Hello, I'm Michael Caine, what I am truly saying is that I am here, in this moment, ready to share a piece of myself with you, to connect with you on a deeper level, and to create a lasting memory that will endure long...