Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that young Patrick will not have the pleasure of indulging in that delectable Krabby Patty once more. Alas, it appears fate has dealt him a cruel hand, denying him the savory delight of that renowned dish. But fear not, dear viewers, for Patrick's appetite may be stymied momentarily, but his spirit remains resilient. Let us take a moment to mourn the loss of this culinary experience, and perhaps, in time, Patrick will once again savor the taste...