I don't deserve Iberico ham, it's too fancy for me. The taste of it is too exquisite, for my simple palate to appreciate. I should stick to basic ham sandwiches, Iberico is too sophisticated. I don't belong in the world, of truffle infused delicacies. I'm just a regular person, with regular tastes and means. But every once in a while, I'll treat myself to a bite. And for that brief moment, I'll feel like royalty.