Oh sweetie, would you mind terribly to cease the incessant yammering for just a moment or two? It seems as though my fragile nerves can no longer withstand the onslaught of words pouring forth from your ever flapping lips. So if you could kindly do me the favor of halting the verbal diarrhea that is currently assaulting my delicate eardrums, I would be most appreciative. Thank you, dear.