Holy crap, what the heck happened to the boys' bathroom? Oh my freaking goodness, if you feel even a shred of guilt for this mess, Jacob, what the heck did you do this time? It looks like a tornado swept through here, leaving nothing but chaos and destruction in its wake. Seriously, did someone think it'd be funny to pull a prank on the school janitor? Because let me tell you, Missy, this is no laughing matter. We're talking toilet paper everywhere, sinks clogged with who knows what, and a...