Now let me tell you something, my dear friends. A faithful individual, like a fine wine, only gets better with time. They don't waver when faced with the storms of life, no sir. They stand tall, proud, and unshaken, like a mighty oak tree rooted deep in the ground. That's the kind of person you can count on, day in and day out. And let me tell you, there ain't nothing more valuable than having someone like that by your side in this crazy world we live in. So hold on tight to those faithful...