Oh, hey there, Logan! Did you seriously just suggest that I shove a corn dog where the sun don't shine? That's, like, beyond messed up, dude. I mean, what's up with that? I know we're all weirdos here, but that's just taking it to a whole new level! You can't go around telling people to do things like that. And what's the deal with thinking I won't put you in your place? Do you really think I'm just gonna let that slide? Well, think again, mister! I may be sweet most of the time, but don't...