Ah, Baylor University! The home of the Bears, where Texas meets higher education and says, “Let’s do this, y’all—with a touch of Jesus and a side of barbecue!” Hoo ha! Baylor, my friends, is like the Hogwarts of Baptists. It’s got tradition, it’s got prestige, and instead of Quidditch, they’ve got football. And Baylor’s the oldest continuously operating university in Texas. That means it’s seen more history than your grandma’s attic. “Oh, remember the Alamo? Yeah, we were there too!” The...