Well, alright, alright, alright, let me tell ya folks, we've got a situation here that's a real head scratcher, a real humdinger you could say. See, we've got ourselves a fella who's causing quite the ruckus, stirring up some trouble and making a whole lot of noise. And let me tell ya, this fella, he's got a knack for getting under people's skin, pushing their buttons and ruffling some feathers. Some folks even call him Trumpee Trumpee, can you believe that? But hey, that's just the way it...