As I stand here on this immaculate green, feeling the gentle breeze and admiring the lush surroundings, I can't help but chuckle at Brett's unconventional method of golfing. He always manages to bring a unique flair to everything he does, even if it means using his butt to sink a ball. And despite the unorthodox approach, I have to admit, it's pretty impressive how accurate he can be with a well timed fart. As we continue our round, I can't help but look forward to seeing what other surprises...