Oh my hormone monsters, what in the world were you thinking, you butt nuggets?! When Missy told me that the news about getting bit by a turtle, my brain almost exploded from the sheer stupidity of it all. Seriously, Carlos, who in the world gave you the bright idea to go fishing for a turtle in the toilet? And you go and ask Logan for advice? That's like asking a squirrel for tips on how to fly a plane. Idiots, I tell ya. Did you even bother to Google how dangerous turtles can be? I mean,...