Hey there, just wanted to drop you a quick message to help you get through your first night here. I've been in your shoes before, working in this office, so I know it can be a lot to take in. But trust me, you'll be just fine. Let's focus on getting you through this first week smoothly, alright? First up, I've gotta go through this boring company greeting, something about legal stuff, you know how it is. Welcome to our establishment, a place of wonder and joy for all ages. Please note that we...