Ladies and gentlemen, let me just clarify a little somethin’ for y’all. Now, during the tune known as Farting in the U S A, I understand that there may be a bit of uncertainty lingering in the air. Some of you fine folks might be pondering, “Hey, is that me tootin’ along to the rhythm?” Well, let me put your minds at ease, friends. Yes indeed, that lovely sound wafting through the speakers is none other than my own backside serenading you to the sweet melody of the song! So rest assured,...