Oh Joe, you're slower than dial up, can't lie, Sleepy Joe, did you forget how to even say Hi? You stumble through speeches, just mumbling air, Running this country? Man, you're barely aware! Your policies are weak, your brain's on vacation, Can't even walk straight, let alone run a nation! Hold up, Donny, you're talking real big, With that spray tan glow, looking like a wig. You built towers, but your words always fall, Claiming you're a winner? Dude, you lost it all!