The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Season 5 Edit

Actually, my father and I aren't seeing eye to eye right now.

Ahh. Yeah.

Ain't my fault your stupid hurricane lamp got broken.

All right, hey, hey. It's cool, dude.

All right, let's lighten the load a little.

All right, sweetheart.

All right.

All right.

All right. There you go.

Always know what to do, always know what to say

And how he was trying to be freaky with his girlfriend in the hospital room?

And if they do, so what? He'll be out in six months.

And it cost 80.

And some vessels just stay empty.

And what is Prozac anyway? I mean, do you think I need this?

Are you in pain, son?

Ashley. What's up, Nicky?

Aunt Vy, Will's in the recovery room.

Baby, it's okay, wake up.

Because Will is hurt, sweetheart.

Boy, am I glad they're gone.

But as a judge, I have to have faith in it...

But let's pray there isn't. They'll move him to a private room.

But the legal system isn't perfect.

Carlton, are you out of your mind? You're walking around carrying a gun?

Carlton, Carlton.

Carlton, come on, man. We gotta have a sense of humor about this.

Carlton, do you wanna talk about it?

Carlton, give him the money.

Carlton, I know you're upset. You've been through a traumatic experience.

Carlton, I'm telling you, man, I'm not carrying all of this stuff.

Carlton, look out.

Carlton. Look, I'm frustrated too.

Carlton. Whoa, man. What, do you think it's that easy to just shoot somebody?

Carlton...

Chin up, Master William.

Come on, Carlton, that's a little hard, don't you think?

Come on, girl, get over here and give me a hug.

Come on. You coming home, Vy?

Cute, Will. Tell you what, I'll take your $60...

Damn.

Did you hear the one about the black dude that got shot at the ATM?

Don't tell me any more fairy tales.

Don't worry, on this trip, it's just us and the elements. Heh heh heh.

Don't you realize what happened? Will took a bullet for me.

Dude, what's up?

Eh! Eh! Wrong.

Eventually the system will come through.

Everything's a damn joke to you.

Exactly.

Forty, 50 G's, you know?

Get better, Will.

Go back to the house. I don't need nobody babysitting me.

Go back to the house. I don't need nobody babysitting me.

Go talk to Will about our legal system.

Good morning, time for breakfast.

Great, I'm gonna go stuff my fanny pack.

Guess which one you are.

Has anyone seen my Vogue magazine?

He saved my life.

He was aiming at me

He's like an empty vessel waiting to be filled with knowledge.

Hello? Campfire?

Hey, Ashley, what are you doing all the way over there, girl?

Hey, don't be looking at me like that.

Hey, look, that's all we got, man. That's it.

Hey, what's up, babe? Are you rested?

Hey, what's up, man? I'm glad you came back.

Hey, yo, man, why I gotta carry everything anyway?

Hey.

Hi, baby.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, sweetie. Thank you.

Hilary, that's 2 years old. Geoffrey threw it away.

Hm. Bad weather, snakes, global thermal nuclear war, you know.

Hm. How many Uncle Phils?

How do you feel, Will?

However, I will be doing my banking by mail from now on.

Huh. Them arches better not be golden.

I came here to see how you were.

I can't believe you guys think this is some kind of joke.

I did? I was just trying to get the hell out the way.

I don't know if I can get any sleep the way that thing is here beeping.

I don't understand, I'm just a visitor, why do I need medication?

I feel fine.

I feel like everything he's ever said to me was a lie.

I got a subscription.

I guess you won't be wanting this, then.

I hate this generic stuff.

I mean, come on, why are we taking wood?

I said give me a hug, man. A brother get shot, he get a little emotional.

I saved your life, man.

I saved your life. You owe me!

I spend my life believing in law and order, following the rules.

I think it's too heavy.

I tried to tell puny the bear this is too much stuff.

I understand that you're scared, man...

I wanna make sure he's going to be comfortable.

I was gonna eat that, man.

I'll close my eyes.

I'll get the car, madam

I'll take it. Thanks.

I'm all grown up, Dad.

I'm glad you're here, baby.

I'm going for a walk.

I'm gonna get you an Evian.

I'm gonna start making some rules.

I'm laying up in this hospital an inch away from being paralyzed.

I'm out of here.

I'm scared to touch anything. I don't wanna pull anything out.

I'm totally in your debt, Will.

I'm, uh, gonna go talk to him

If I'm gonna be decorating my new house, I need all the help I can get.

If you ever need anything, anything, it's yours.

If you hadn't pushed me, that bullet would have gotten me.

Isn't it hard to follow that show with the sound off?

It had a built in bug zapper.

It happens all the time.

It says here in this magazine...

It's a gun.

It's after midnight. I don't need something to happen to you.

It's not gonna happen again, not to me.

It's okay.

It's such a joke. People aren't even afraid of it.

Just think, I moved out here from Philly because we thought it was too dangerous.

Knowing my luck, I'll run into a disgruntled postal worker.

Look out, Carlton.

Look, I didn't come here for your approval, all right?

Looks like somebody beat him to it.

MAN: Let's have the money. Come on. Come on.

Miss, that is the waiting area.

Mom, Mom, Mom. I'm fine, thank you.

Mom, you ain't have to come all the way out here.

Mommy, why are you crying?

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Nicky, come on, let's not bother Mommy.

Nicky's at that age.

No more hugs, Will.

No, no, I'm gonna stay right here with my baby.

No, no, I'm gonna stay right here with my baby.

Nothing has changed since you called from the airport.

Now, get over here and give me some love

Now, give me the gun, Carlton.

Now, I know this is difficult...

Now, if you just calm down, we can talk about this rationally

Now, the bullet was very close to his spine, but they got it.

NURSE: Oh, sorry.

Oh, baby, I'm too weak to fight. You can stay.

Oh, check it out, look, look, look

Oh, he's not bothering me, honey.

Oh, I see there's a new pillow fluffer in town, huh?

Oh, incidentally, sir...

Oh, isn't that nice.

Oh, Nicky, he cut himself shaving.

Oh, no, this is What's Happening!! I know all these jokes by heart.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, yeah, he's fine. I'll talk to him when he gets home.

Oh, yeah?

Okay. I'm just trying to make sure my baby's comfortable.

Ooh, look at all this stuff.

Ow! Ooh, psych, psych, psych.

Pfft. Come on, you don't owe me nothing.

PHIL: How are you, son?

PHIL: Okay, I have chartered our trails.

Plus, look at the price.

Psych.

Pull the cord.

Rich People's Digest.

Right.

Right. Oh, is Carlton gonna be cool?

See, even if you stood right in front of me...

Shh, shh, shh

Shut up, Will.

Simple, Will, some of us are born owls and some of us are born mules.

So, what, you don't think I'm mad, huh?

So, what's up, man? Are you gonna be all right?

Still can't get over it, Will.

Stop it, now, I'm just glad that you're okay.

Stop.

Thank God

Thank you, baby.

Thanks.

That's not a box, it's a raft. It seats six.

That's not our major concern at this point. Excuse me

That's not you, man, that's them.

That's the problem.

The more money you spend the better.

The one with that supermodel Tyra on the cover.

Then some maniac pulls a gun and all the rules change.

There was a raft in that box.

There we go.

There's a possibility there may be nerve damage.

This is a beautiful color for your d****s, honey.

This is very reasonable.

This kind of stuff happens all the time.

Uh huh. You was talking in your sleep last night.

Um, excuse me, Mrs. Smith?

VIVIAN: Vy.

Vivian.

Wait, do you expect me to believe there's a raft inside this box?

We're doing everything we can for him.

We're gonna be roughing it like frontiersmen.

We're gonna hike in just below Limestone Falls...

Well, apparently, we're driving the nursing staff crazy.

Well, I must be one of them owl killing mules, then.

Well, I'll pay you for it..

Well, I'm as comfortable as I can be sitting on a bedpan.

Well, I'm sick of being a follower, sick of being a victim.

Well, if it stops beeping, you're gonna sleep a lot longer than you planned.

Well, if you hadn't inflated the raft, it wouldn't have fallen over.

Well, it ain't as bad as the last time Geoffrey made chili.

Well, not necessarily.

Well, there's nothing you can do about it. These things just happen, right?

Well, those white sheets can get so dingy. Don't you have any nice pastels?

Well, uh...

Well, what about television? He's not gonna just have basic cable, is he?

Well, you know how they say a paper cut is the worst kind of pain?

Well, you know, it's because guys grow beards...

Well, you're not getting rid of me that easily.

What do we need this dumb box for?

What exactly do you want her to see?

What is that?

What magazine is that?

Where's my boy? Heard anything?

Why do you shave and Ashley doesn't?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Will, stop it, I don't think it's funny.

WILL: Hey.

Will.

Will's in stable condition.

Will's in stable condition.

Y'all know ain't no little bullet gonna stop me.

Yeah, I must have been tired.

Yeah, if you're a hotel in Vegas.

Yeah, well, I found my way.

Yes, I do.

Yes.

Yes. But whatever you do, don't...

You always dream about Shaka Zulu?

You are really asking a lot of questions, Nicky.

You don't have to do that.

You don't think I wanna get up and catch...

You got a deal, Daffy.

You just got to learn how to deal with it.

You know what gets me? The police aren't gonna find this guy.

You know, when you become a teenager, guys start to grow hair on their face...

You're always in control, aren't you?

You're good.

Aagh! Oh, my gosh!

Can we see him? I made a deal, we can see him now...

Can we see him? I made a deal, we can see him now...

Can you show me where I can get coffee? Sure, right this way.

Carlton, wait. What?

Do what? Entertain me.

Eighty. Sixty.

Give me a hug. What?

Hey, you guys. CARLTON: Hey, Lisa.

Hey. Will, you have paper on your cheek.

Hi. Carlton.

How's that? Oh, baby, that's perfect.

I brought the sleeping bag. WILL: Oh, thank you, baby.

I got more in my wallet. MAN: Take your hands out.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay? I love you, Mommy.

Lisa? Yeah.

Oh, Will. Hi, Will.

Sixty. Eighty.

Son, where are you going? CARLTON: I don't know.

Stop that. We'll see you tomorrow, son.

Take your hands out of your pockets! WILL: Look out, Carlton!

Taller. Ooh, you are right. Taller.

That's not gonna happen. It's happened to people.

Vy. VY: Philip.

Well, I talked to the doctor. VY: Yes?

Well, I'll give you 60 for it. Eighty.

Well, you want me to...? Don't go peeking at my stuff, Mom.

What are you gonna do with that? It's for protection.

Where's Carlton? He just wanted to let off a little steam.

Why? I don't know why.

Would you like me to read the card? No, I'll thank Jazz later.

Yeah, we believe in being prepared. For what?

You get some sleep. Pfft

You'll get used to it, baby. I guess he told you.

...and I'll get the rest from your wages at the Peacock.

...and some women don't.

...and we're gonna spend our last night at Two Arches.

...and women start to grow, you know, they be...

...but the stupid thing can't be worth more than $60.

...but the world can be a scary place.

...but we're gonna have to go home after.

...but why don't you just go over there and wait.

...he still could have hit me from my belly button up.

...no matter how much I wanna go out and knock some heads.

...the limousine will be here to pick you up at dawn.

...then we're gonna raft down the Rocky Point...

...when decorating a home, price should be no object.

...you could talk to Uncle Phil about, you know, sliding me into his will.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[BEEPING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[CARTOON PLAYING ON TV]

[CHUCKLES]

[HILARY SCOFFS]

[HILARY SCOFFS]

[IMITATES DEE] Oh, Dwayne, Rerun ate my mama's cake.

[IMITATES DEE] Okay, Rerun, for Dee right price.

[IMITATES DWAYNE] Hey, hey, hey.

[IMITATES RERUN] Ooh. Dee, Dee, please don't tell your mama I ate her cake.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, that ain't nothing. You should see my Webster.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[LAUGHING]

[SINGING THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR THEME]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[WILL GROANS]

[WILL GROANS]

[WILL GRUNTING]

[WILL LAUGHS]

[WILL MAKES PUNCHING NOISE]

[WILL STAMMERS]