Alan Partridge, a man of great fame, In Norfolk, his ego is quite untame. TV host, radio DJ, he does it all, But often finds himself in a downfall. Accidental blunders, his specialty, Always striving for that elusive notoriety. He loves to chat, never short on words, But sometimes it's just plain absurd. Alan Partridge, a character so unique, His antics leave us laughing every week. So here's a song, a little tribute, To the man who never fails to amuse.