Hey there, folks! It's me, Ronald McDonald, here with an important message for you all. On Thursday, November 16, 2017 at 5:30pm EDT, the Food And Drug Administration has issued a warning about a soda toxin called Botox. Now, I know we all love our soda, but this is serious business. Symptoms of Botox include difficulty swallowing or speaking, dry mouth, facial weakness, Low Vision, drooping eyelids, difficulty breathing, nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, paralysis, and almost certainly...