Well, well, well. Apparently the identity usurper has decided to show his face to the audience, hasn't he? Look, nothing against your witty way of reliving our memories of the Bat, but the truth is that the fun isn't the same with someone who doesn't share the same past as ours. You know, it's like a new friendship compared to an old one, you don't have the same impact at first and you don't even think that it will replace your old buddy. It's just that it's hard to ignore new competition...