Okay, brace yourself, because the crazy world of U.S. politics is in full swing, and let me tell you, it’s like watching a telenovela written by a group of hyperactive chihuahuas. To kick things off, Chevron is saying goodbye to California and hello to Texas. After 140 years in the Golden State, they're packing their bags for Houston. Both Democrats and Republicans are going nuts over this. It's as if someone just announced they're relocating Disneyland to North Dakota—everyone's got...