Ladies and gentlemen, what we're witnessing here is another glaring example of the relentless march of political correctness. The beloved Snickers bar, an American icon, has fallen victim to the woke agenda. Yes, you heard it right, folks—Snickers is removing the classic dick vein from their chocolate bars. Now, why would they do this? What's the purpose? It's a chocolate dick vein, for heaven's sake! This is the same delicious detail that has defined Snickers for generations. It's not...