Fargo (2014) - Season 1 Edit

A boy, we're hoping.

A corner office.

A drifter or, quote, gang of drifters.

A friend of mine was killed,

A guy insulted me once

A hostess?

A learned detective might consider that a clue.

A trombone.

About a man you may have met in the emergency room the day previous.

About that fella in the snow with the underpants

About the dink and the lepton.

About your husband's business...

Aches still, but...

After 40, their pussies grow teeth.

After only working there a year.

Ah, charmed, I'm sure.

Ah.

Ah... KITTY: Now, hon, I don't think

Ain't that right, Wally?

All I got is g**** juice. Hope that's okay. Ugh.

All I'm saying is, you're gonna find him, right?

All right

All right.

All righty, what's your name?

All the more reason to...

All we had is what we could take and defend.

All you gotta do is look through those packages over there,

Also, Bill's going around to local stores

Am I gonna need to come back there and find it myself?

Am I right, Ida?

And be free

And call the victim a criminal in front of his wife, his kids?

And chicken nuggets.

And chicken nuggets. Over and out.

And crowned with love

And do a little trading

And enjoy the music and the food and the people

And every few years,

And everything's gonna work out, okay?

And for your information,

And gather sea shells and driftwood

And he had a wife, you know, and those boys.

And he's okay, you know?

And here's where it gets interesting.

And Hess used to beat him up.

And him, your younger brother.

And I asked her if they had any head injuries lately,

And I asked what you're supposed to do

And I raised my hand,

And I thought we were...

And I... I got... Look at me.

And I'll have, uh, just a cup of hot water with lemon.

And if we saw somebody getting bullied,

And if you got pets, dog, cat, it's an extra 10 bucks.

And in return, I won't bust your head.

And in the evening when the sky is on fire

And it all started right here, in this office.

And it gets all slippery and wet.

And it's a quiet town

And Kitty, she said she found a Mason jar in his closet.

And know the thrill of loneliness

And lose all sense of time

And man, have me a ball

And maybe went to the emergency room

And not beat you to death with a tire iron.

And not, you know, harass the victim.

And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife.

And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife.

And now Kitty.

And people fall asleep smoking in bed.

And pick up some different shades

And poor Lester fainted.

And see the great ships come and go

And she ain't my wife.

And she is suing me for 50%.

And she says they did... yesterday.

And sometimes,

And stick 'em on another

And suddenly we got four victims in 24 hours,

And the back of a 90 year old woman.

And the driver has a head injury

And the first, the most important, is being your dad.

And the nature of this detour?

And the next...

And the other died in a fishing accident when he was 10.

And the principal talked about bullying and how bullying was wrong

And then he's got the nerve to...

And then there's the fracas with, you know, Lester's wife and Vern.

And then there's the kind of deal you're looking at now.

And then there's the stuff a cop sees,

And then there's this witness

And then within 24 hours, Hess is dead

And then, who would take care of you?

And they want to deal with this themselves.

And this could be good for you, career wise, because, uh...

And this hasn't happened and it won't,

And visit the market place

And we don't need you and your big city connections

And we think you should move in here for a while.

And we'll figure it out tonight?

And what did he say?

And when can they expect you in Duluth?

And when you look at them,

And you fall off the darn thing and break your neck?

And you're harassing me.

And your Whole Life Plus which covers

And, heck, I'm an American.

And, uh, I'm gonna

And, well...

And, you know, the Staties had that case

And, you know, then it turns out

Animal Control guy called in sick again. You're on duty.

Any day now.

Any more?

Any particular shade?

Any thoughts there on Hess?

Anyhoo, looks like the driver tried to head out on foot.

Anyway, that's it.

Anyway...

Are not! Mom said..

Are we talking pain pill or something more topical?

Are you allowed... Can you even have that?

Are you kidding?

Are you there? Over.

Are... less inclined to shoot a hostess

Aren't they just the sweetest pair? Mmm? (CHUCKLES)

As to maybe your outfit's got ties

At a strip club is what happened to him.

At least take a look.

At least with a monkey,

Baby, it's cold outside! Brr.

Because maps used to say, "There be dragons here."

Because some roads you shouldn't go down.

Because what happens... what happens

Because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night,

Been doing this a long time.

Before the 17th?

Bet that set them back a penny.

Betcha.

Better get back to it.

Big spread at the Marriot.

Big... big guys, too. Well, one of them.

Bill cleans his gun with bubble bath.

Bill have a theory?

Bill, listen, I...

BILL: Exactly.

BILL: Girl had her monthly once in gym class.

BILL: If you need anything, Lester, you give us a call.

BILL: Look, Lester,

BILL: Molly!

BILL: Well, you know what?

BILL: You remember Sam. He used to beat you up in high school.

Blood on the steering wheel.

Blue's nice.

Boss took me out for dinner. Just the two of them.

Boss took me out for dinner. Just the two of them.

Both Chaz and me think so. Oh!

Bought the surround sound to celebrate.

BOY: I just put "northern lights. " Over.

BOY: What's it tonight? Over.

Broaden his horizons.

Brown hair, just under 6 feet, not young, not old,

But a situation where...

But Bill's a big believer in coincidence, apparently.

But he didn't know she was my wife

But he's my dad and you're my mom

But here at Phoenix Farms, it's always summer.

But I got a buddy who works supply over at Camp Ripley.

But I gotta say, if that were me in your position...

But I told the new chief over in Bemidji

But I'm gonna ask you again. What the heck do you want?

But I'm scared... (TURNS OFF RADIO)

But if he's not the driver, I guess we gotta ask..

But if there's anything you could tell us

But it's relative, you know?

But it's your job.

But Kitty said meatloaf, so...

But maybe you could put that in the ad.

But Mrs. Hess had no kind of involvement with Sam's business.

But that don't mean the dragons aren't there.

But the fella in the snow... No head injury.

But the will was very specific

But when you were five,

But you don't believe it?

But you don't get to be La Mercado Rey

But you finished the assignment?

But you're not a man, Lester.

But,

But, I do the talking.

But, on these high profile deals, Bill,

But, see, thing is,

But, uh, maybe it's best if you just...

But... what am I supposed to do?

By this time next year,

Can I come? No.

Can you believe that?

Can you describe the fella?

Can you take off the tape maybe?

Can't believe I missed that deer in the trunk.

Can't get that woman to decide what color to paint the nursery.

Car never drove straight again.

Car trouble. It's fixed now.

Chaz says we have to open his horizons

Chicken?

Chief Thurman came to talk to you

Chief, I arrived on the scene at 1300 hours,

Chief, I'm over at the hospital.

Chief! 217! 217!

Chief?

Chief?

Chief.

Coffee? Sure.

Cold enough for you, Chief?

Come on in. Chaz is working the ham.

Come on.

Come on. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Come on. That's... not how I may or may not be feeling.

Come out to the garage.

Comes in here a lot.

Coming here and showing us what time it is.

Convinced the jury it was a Stockholm syndrome deal.

Cops left a real mess.

Could be Lenny. Who's Lenny?

Could be.

Could be.

Could I have a sip?

Couldn't find his clothes anywhere.

Cracked their head on the steering wheel, right?

Dad said that he also thinks you've got a potato brain.

Dad said we could take turns.

Dad, come in, Dad. Over.

Dad...

Dad's saying she had big titties.

Day after day,

Day after...

Deal with what?

Deputy Solverson again.

Devils with dead eyes and shark smiles.

Did I ever tell you how I used to beat

Did my math and science. I still have to do English. Over.

Did you really trip on the ice and break your nose?

Did you...

Didn't get a good look at the fella who killed him

Didn't say no.

DMITRI: Hey, Ma.

Do you believe this was connected to the business?

Do you need this to look like an accident?

Do you remember Hubba Bubba?

Do you think...

Do you understand me?

Doctor says I got a concussion.

Does it ring a bell at all?

DON: Delicious. Just a few more.

Don't know what the heck I was thinking.

Don't much like the sound of negative.

Don't take it hard.

Don't worry. His dad built him a fort. He loves it.

Don't you know closed door means "keep out," boy,

Don't... don't go down there.

Don't... There's nothing down...

Down here!

Drills and needles.

Drinks pretty heavy.

Driver could have hit his head.

Drug related, maybe, but not, you know, Lester Nygaard.

Duluth.

Earlier, I was thinking maybe blue.

Eggs over medium?

Eggshell

Eh, that's a city. I need your name.

Eighteen years, huh?

Either you need a truck or you drive a truck, huh?

Especially things that put you in a hospital?

Even more... Yeah.

Evening, Lester.

Evening, Officer.

Evening.

Ever since you were...

Every cooperation, obviously

Everyone's gotta line up behind me, you know, toe the line.

Except I was warm in bed half an hour ago.

Except now, I'm starting to think

Excuse me, miss?

Excuse me?

Extra, even.

Fargo sent us to find out what happened to Hess.

Fifteen?

Figure it out and call me back. (TELEPHONE RINGING)

Find the one addressed to "Duluth" and then hand it to me.

First of all...

Fixes things around the house all the time.

For a test, I'm saying.

For peace of mind, I'm saying, to know that your little boy...

Found this '93 New Yorker.

Found this on my windshield last week.

Four years.

Frank Peterson, ma'am. I work for Mike, your divorce attorney.

Frank Peterson.

Frankly, she's mystified.

Funny thing is, the fellow was just wearing underpants.

Gave him a raise and a corner office.

Gave me an ulcer.

Gave you that mask and gas that smelled like tutti frutti.

Gee. What... what is that?

Get a..

Get it?

Get you to the hospital, bring you home, so, you're covered.

Go back to sleep, hon.

Go shovel the walk.

God damn it.

God damn you little bastards! I'll kill the lot of you!

Goes from my ass to the ground just like the other

Good day?

Good morning, young fella.

Good old Lester pencil dick. (CLEARS THROAT)

Good wife.

Good. They, uh, said they were sending someone.

Got killed by a hail stone.

Got rigs all over the Great Lakes.

Got the limp, of course, but, uh, they caught the guys, so...

Got to believe that's about the cutthroat world of regional trucking.

Gotta go? Mmm.

Grab your elbow with the other hand to choke him right out.

GRETA: (OVER RADIO) Dad, come in, Dad. Over.

GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over.

GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over.

Grimly.

Guess I married the wrong Nygaard. (LAUGHS)

Gunrunners and such?

Had a cut on his forehead here.

Had to dissect a mouse in Mrs. Knutson's class

Hail stone comes down, size of a softball, crushes his skull.

Have had run ins with the law in the past.

Have I smelled your husband's hands?

Have you had him tested?

Having a milkshake.

He already made a statement back at the hospital.

He bullies you again in front of his children.

He came by the garage the day it happened.

He can afford it, your brother.

He don't... he don't look black, Dad.

He got lost and froze to death in the woods.

He got stabbed in the back of the head

He had a boss who couldn't tell his shoe from his foot.

He had his sons with him and...

He must have really loved that boy.

He pulled over the fellas

He put me in an oil barrel and rolled me in the road.

He said if the bully has a knife, then,

He said it was just...

He said, "Let me handle it."

He thinks every town should have a library.

He was in a whorehouse.

He was my friend, okay?

He was telling me about a time where he and my wife, they were...

He... he asked about Sam.

He'll tell you this... this was a break in.

He's a hard on, your father, and you're too trusting.

He's a pig.

He's on the sofa which is... Ha!

Head of security.

Heaven and earth become my great open cathedral

Heck, take the whole can.

Heck, what was that called?

Heck, what was that called?

Heck, you're so sure about it. Maybe you should just kill him for me.

Heck.

Heck.

Height, eye color, that kind of thing?

HELENA: (SCOFFS) More.

HELENA: Stavros had two uncles.

HELENA: Your dad, your dad.

Hell, maybe he wants to pay off his student loans.

Hello. MALVO: Mickey?

Help me get some more beer

Help me understand what happened.

Help you with something?

Her husband being a pillar of the community and all.

Here

Here it is.

Here we go.

Here's the thing...

Hess gets killed and then,

Hess that owns the trucking company?

Hess.

Hey there, Molly. Lou.

Hey, Dad, got a good one for you.

Hey, hon. IDA: White.

Hey, I got one for you.

Hey, my friend would like an orange soda

Hey, now, look, okay?

Hey, now.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, say, Lester...

Hey, so I got to talking to Sue Roundtree

Hey!

Hey!

Hey... you remember the story I told you

Hey... you want to see something cool?

Heya, Lester.

Heya, Lester. Bill.

Hi! Hey, we're here.

Hi.

Hi. Can... can I have Room 23 please?

His IQ seems low, I'm saying.

Hit him, Dad.

Hiya, Bo.

Hiya, hon.

Hiya. Hi.

Hmm, it's real fuzzy, but I might have said, uh,

Hmm, you don't say.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on

Hold on a second.

Homecoming senior year. Had the nice fat hands.

Homework? Over.

Homicide.

Hon?

Hon... that's what you always say. "Slow."

Honestly, I don't know what got into me marrying you.

How do you feel about that?

How do you figure?

How is he?

How old's your kid?

How you been, Lester?

How you doing? You all right? Okay.

How you gonna live?

How you holding up, Lester? How's the head?

How'd it happen, anyway?

How's Ida?

How's she doing?

How's the leg?

How's the nose?

How's your dinner there, Lester?

How's your head, then?

Hubba Bubba.

Huh.

Husband's alive.

I agree.

I ain't afraid of a dink and a lepton.

I also know that people in this world

I always liked her.

I appreciate the visit, Chief,

I believe you would.

I brought you here to make it stop.

I called the local PD. I'm just waiting on a callback.

I can be a real ass sometimes. Language.

I can't drink the darn thing without a straw.

I can't wait.

I could get hurt,

I couldn't see the guy on account of the blood being in my eyes.

I decided we're gonna paint the nursery white.

I did some digging on you, made some calls, you get me?

I didn't bring you here for what it means.

I didn't do nothing! I didn't do nothing!

I didn't harass him. I just... I got questions, you know.

I do.

I don't know what I think yet...

I don't know. What matters is, can you find the guy?

I don't watch movies.

I found a human foot in a toaster oven.

I found a set of footprints leading away from the car.

I got delayed.

I got mangoes in goddamn January...

I got some in the back.

I got these nifty pens... Look at that, huh?

I got you, and I am responsible for you...

I got your number. I'm on to you.

I guess he saw the guy breaking in.

I guess that he pees in it at night.

I guess, um, something to keep it from getting infected.

I hadn't had a lot of sleep the night before.

I have to get on the phone with his wife later.

I heard him say a few things over the years about guys like Hess.

I heard the washer going...

I heard you were talking to another fella about Hess before he died...

I just came home. I just came home.

I just got home and... There's nothing down there.

I just have a few more questions. Is now a good time?

I just want to know the policy.

I just wanted to have a look at you.

I keep thinking maybe it's the settings.

I know it's hard to hear..

I know,

I mean maybe we will be someday.

I mean, heck,

I mean, heck, Lester, you're 40 years old.

I mean, heck, who didn't?

I mean, I don't think.

I mean, it's pretty sweet, huh?

I mean, okay... okay,

I mean, seriously, what is the matter with you?

I mean, you know, here we get this car crash

I mean, you think this could be,

I mean, you're saying this is all some... some big coincidence,

I mean, you're the police.

I might be in a situation where,

I need a room. Just you?

I need something for a wound, I guess you'd call it.

I need you to get down on the ground.

I never even heard the guy.

I never said yes.

I never...

I pay my taxes.

I pissed in his gas tank

I said it's Gordo's birthday tonight.

I said the police are here! What do we do?

I said we'd bring Jell O salad,

I said, step out of the car.

I shake 'em out first.

I should get back to it.

I tell you it's not my car, that I borrowed it,

I think he means you.

I think I, uh...

I think I, uh...

I think the younger one's a little dim.

I thought I was clear that we were gonna focus on the drifter angle

I told the police,

I told this to Fargo.

I told you my name.

I want to help, you know? It's just there's so much work to do.

I want you to center it.

I was a maker.

I was being a man.

I was checking on the Hess boy and...

I was in algebra. (CHUCKLES)

I was just about to investigate.

I was just talking to your boys

I was standing up to the... I was..

I was thinking about when my dad got shot.

I was thinking maybe a deer, but couldn't find the evidence, so...

I was thinking maybe blue for the nursery.

I was thinking of going hunting this weekend.

I work at the library.

I would have killed that man.

I would stop 'em.

I...

I... I mean, what I could remember.

I... I told you, outside the fire station.

I... I'm a little scrambled right now.

I... Jeez.

I'd be delighted. (CHUCKLES)

I'd have bought you a nicer tie. (LAUGHS)

I'd just about hug the pants off a little girl.

I'd like to say how sorry I am for your loss.

I'd write my name on my fist in Sharpie before I'd punch him

I'll call Jimmy.

I'll let Duluth know.

I'll make you lead on that.

I'll rule the whole goddamn Midwest.

I'll see you soon.

I'll tell Stavros you couldn't find the guy,

I'll tell you there.

I'll tell you what

I'm 31, Dad. I carry a gun.

I'm a minister, apparently.

I'm a police officer, Dad.

I'm glad he's dead.

I'm going to roll my window up.

I'm gonna do it tonight... when she's sleeping.

I'm gonna make you head of inquiry

I'm gonna restrain myself.

I'm gonna sing at his funeral.

I'm just kidding. Anything you want. You're the writer.

I'm looking out my window, and there's a young fellow

I'm not harassing you, sir. I...

I'm not kidding.

I'm not sure this is your car, Mr. Nygaard.

I'm not sure you heard.

I'm responsible for overseeing the dispersal

I'm rolling up my window.

I'm satisfied.

I'm sorry for what I said to you before

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry. It's fine.

I'm the guy.

I'm washing towels. It's a towel sound.

I'm... I can't help you.

I'm... trying to fix the darn thing.

I've actually... I got a few more questions...

I've already talked to Fargo,

I've always wanted to stay there

Ida sleeping?

IDA: In the kitchen.

IDA: Mmm.

If I try to stop a guy from doing a bad thing,

If I was any kind of man, I'd have shown that Sam what's what.

If I'm right...

If the bully is, like, a lot bigger than you

If there's someone in the house, come out with your hands up.

If this is too hard for you,

If you don't stand up to it,

If you have an accident at your job?

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to call me.

If you saw somebody doing something, you'd stop 'em, right?

If you want the girl, if you want drug, just ask.

If you want.

In addition to the victims in the basement,

In my experience, if you let a man break your nose,

In the movies.

Interested? No, sir

Is dead,

Is it legal?

Is it okay? No, Lester, it's not okay! You...

Is it your stupid pencil dick or your little rat face?

Is Pearl home? No.

Is Sam dead?

Is that him, Dad?

Is that the basement?

Is that what they call it? Yeah.

Is the thing and when I told him...

Is there anything else you need there?

Isn't Hess tied to that syndicate of fellas out of Fargo...

It hurts.

It is the right choice, sweetie.

It just... I guess I embarrassed him in front of his boys.

It looks like burgers. Over.

It looks like the motor mount broke.

It means,

It never hurts to talk to the eyewitnesses yourself.

It seems pretty straightforward.

It sounds different today, don't you think?

It was just a misunderstanding.

It was the... the tide, you know?

It was...

It's a big world, you know.

It's a different rate for two.

It's a fine market right now he says. Real good.

It's a red tide, Lester, this life of ours.

It's already white.

It's always been a problem. (DOOR CLOSES)

It's always icy.

It's blackmail.

It's gas operated, air cooled, shoots 725 rounds per minute.

It's my wife's.

It's not good to dwell on these things.

It's okay.

It's personal. Shouldn't be more than a day or two.

It's pretty sweet.

It's supposed to get down to negative 10 tonight, I hear.

It's unsanitary.

It's...

It's... it's tea. (CHUCKLES)

Jeez, well, you know, if now's not a good time...

Jeez, what happened to your face there?

Jeez! Just stay here with Ma.

Jeez.

Jeez.

Jeez.

Jeez. Where?

Jeez. Yeah...

Just about Lester and the case, you know.

Just bought a summer house up Bear Island.

Just one word.

Just remember, you were warned.

Just ruffians and the like.

Just standing in the parking lot at the Dairy Queen,

Just stay with us, you know,

Just trying to figure out what happened. Aah!

Just want to make sure you know to focus on the break in angle.

Just, you know, stay a few days,

Just... heck.

Kara tea.

Kara tea.

Kicked in another field goal. Over.

King sized bed, view of the lake, you name it

Kitty said he just got a big promotion

Kitty said they also got one of those fancy new

Kitty said they just got one of those fancy European all in ones.

Kitty says Chaz

Knife in the head.

Knocked 138 heads career wise.

Knocked 138 heads career wise.

La Mercado Rey.

Leave poor Lester alone, will you?

LENNY: Well, the Russians, they used to send dogs up into space

Lester never wants to try new things.

Lester ******ed.

Lester Nygaard called me, yeah, and he's super upset.

Lester Nygaard.

Lester, are there any more cops?

Lester, have you been a bad boy?

Lester, he put you in a barrel and rolled you on the road.

Lester, listen to me very carefully.

Lester, on the ground!

LESTER: ...I took the hammer and, uh...

LESTER: In the basement.

LESTER: It was ice. I slipped on ice.

LESTER: Okay.

LESTER: So that's...

Lester?

Lester?

Lester? Ugh.

Lester...

Let 'em know you're still an ape deep down, where it counts.

Let me tell you what's going to happen, Officer Grimly.

License and registration, please.

Like I said, one second.

Like I said, there's two kinds of policies you should be thinking about.

Like I was saying, uh, we got some questions, so...

Like it says in the book? (LAUGHS)

Like, an organized crime thing?

Like, angry?

Like, uh, drifters are a national threat. Hobos.

Listen, on second thought, I think I'm gonna head into work.

Look up the name of that gum when I get home.

Look, can you come over? I'm on Willow Creek Drive, number 613.

Look, can you come over? I'm on Willow Creek Drive, number 613.

Look, Chief, I know you don't think Lester...

Look, I answered all your... Just ask Bill, huh?

Look, I can find the guy

Look, I just mean...

LOOK, I think I...

Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

Look, son, we're in Duluth,

Look..

Look... (WHISPERING) this ain't complicated.

Looking at?

Looking for clues, I suppose.

Looking for the animal that killed my wife.

Looks like she fled the road and crashed the fence.

LORRAINE: How many times I got to tell you?

LORRAINE: Leroy's Motor Inn.

LORRAINE: Leroy's Motor Inn.

LOU: So, how's it going?

LOU: So, I got two kinds of sandwiches. Tuna and turkey.

Lou. Chief.

Louis Grossman, your dad's estate attorney.

Love you too, hon.

Love you, Dad.

Love you. Love you, too.

Ma, don't talk like that.

Ma'am, can you confirm that

Makes the meat juicier.

MALVO: It's me.

MALVO: Lester, have you been a bad boy?

MALVO: Sure, Lester. I'll be right there.

MALVO: Yeah? Yeah.

MAN: (ow RADIO) They won't..

MAN: Sir, your unguent!

MAN: When you talk to the police, just keep it simple.

MAN: Yeah

MAX: I don't think it's him.

Maybe 50% ain't enough for her.

Maybe call some other towns, see if they had a similar problem.

Maybe call the Staties, you know?

Maybe green

Maybe he ate 'em.

Maybe he followed you home... That's not...

Maybe they're connected, huh?

Maybe wear a nicer tie.

Me, too. Yeah, trucking company's doing super.

Me?

Me.

Mess sounds like Hess, so probably your, uh,

MICKEY: Mom has nothing to do with it, sister!

Mickey.

Mine's in the shop.

Missed a spot.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Something odd about that.

Mmm hmm. Told Gordo I would take him shooting.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh.

Molly found a wreck out on 71.

MOLLY; (OVER RADIO) Chief? (VERN CHOKING)

MOLLY: (OVER RADIO) Come in, Chief.

MOLLY: Bemidji Police!

MOLLY: Bemidji Police!

MOLLY: Huh.

MOLLY: Mr. Nygaard?

MOLLY: Same page about what? (SIGHS)

Molly? Yeah, good.

Molly's coming to get me.

Mommy.

Money in the pocket, think they're tough shit.

Money, real estate, holdings, automobiles and...

Mr. Mickey, you have a phone call.

MR. NUMBERS: You Gold?

Mr. Nygaard, uh, we got some questions we'd like...

Mr. Nygaard?

Murder and violence, and general scofflawery,

Murder file.

Murder, they're saying. Stabbed to death is what I heard.

My brain could've swoll up and leaked right out my ears.

My mom said, "Don't do it, Pearl."

My sister was crazy telling me not to marry you.

My soft, little girl in a hard world of drills and needles.

My wife

Nasty business. Yeah.

Never checked for a deer in the trunk or any wildlife.

Never knew what she saw in you, really.

Never seen the proof.

Next quarter, we're expanding into Wisconsin and the Dakotas.

Next thing is...

Nice to meet you.

No description yet of the suspect or suspects,

No ID, nothing. Hmm.

No labor BS, no skirmishes with other trucking concerns.

No, but... Yeah.

No, higher.

No, highly irregular is the time

No, I don't think so.

No, I know Lester. I'll do it.

No, I mean it's finally sinking in.

No, I mean, help me out.

No, it'll be you...

No, just... just one second. That is not...

No, mister, we're not friends.

No, no, no, L“ it sounds, um...

No, not as such.

No, seriously, how'd you hurt your head?

No, she's at my brother's

No, sir.

No, that is the thing.

No, that was... I was joking.

No, that won't... Come on.

No, that's not...

No, wait.

No, what I'm saying...

No.

No.

Nope, I'm good.

Nope.

Not in here, I hope. Oh, no..

Not pussies who like dick.

Not really. I'm kind of in the middle of...

Not saying you have to go that way.

Not slept. No, they didn't...

Not sure if that's something you might be interested in.

Not sure if you remember,

Not, you know, literally.

Not... not after what happened.

Nothing.

Now hold on a second!

Now it's good as new. Browns to beat the band.

Now they don't.

Now was this you misunderstanding the other fella

Now, come on, Sam, it's Nygaard... just like in high school.

Now, hold on!

Now, hold on. Hold on.

Now, hold on. That's not true.

Now, I've got your husband's net worth estimated at $10 million?

Now, that's not...

Obliged. Mmm.

Of course, it's... you know, a tragedy.

Of course.

Of the boy I put in the oil drum and rolled onto the highway?

Of your dad's vast estate.

Officer down.

Officer in need of immediate assistance at 613 Willow Creek Drive.

Oh, Dad, that's embarrassing.

Oh, don't be a baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, heck.

Oh, hell!

Oh, hell!

Oh, hell!

Oh, is your friend looking for a date?

Oh, jeez! Mmm.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Oh, lam... lam so sorry.

Oh, my dad'll like that one.

Oh, my friend was wondering, how'd you, uh, hurt your head?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my. Yeah.

Oh, no, no. I feel sick about that, really.

Oh, okay.

Oh, shoot, I'm sorry. No, no, it's fine.

Oh, sorry, I just bronzed.

Oh, sorry, I just bronzed.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, yeah, from the store.

Oh, yeah, he says that it was a spree, you know?

Oh, yeah, it's okay.

Oh, yeah, Sam had a thing for ol' Lester here.

Oh, yeah, you want Gold...

Oh, yeah? Mmm hmm.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. (LAUGHING)

Oh, yeah. Real good.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Sam. (BILL CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, you betcha.

Oh, you keep talking, big boy, you're gonna find out.

Oh!

Oh! (GAGS)

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I hadn't thought of that.

Oh. jeez!

Oh. Thanks.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, it hurts.

Okay, let's get to it. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Okay, nutsack, here's the drill.

Okay, slick.

Okay, sweetie, uh, let's do a cool down, yeah? Five minutes.

Okay, that'd be an anti bacterial. All right.

Okay, that'll do it.

Okay, then.

Okay, we got now a list of who will come by when and do what.

Okay, well, if you change your mind, then give me a...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, all right.

Okay. Okay, good.

Okay. Well, as soon as the game's over.

On account I'm having a baby.

On account of all the blood in her eyes, but...

On that, uh, frozen fella, the naked one, yeah.

On who now?

On. (LAUGHS)

On. (LAUGHS)

Once again, I'm sorry for your loss.

One day, you're gonna get married and have kids... (SCOFFS)

One was a drunk who lived in a barn... (DOOR OPENS)

Only two reasons to come to my shop, friend.

Or a little girl.

Or at least knock, for shit's sake?

Or girl.

Or has a knife or something.

Or her head.

Or him misunderstanding you?

Or jailhouse snitches saying they know a thing.

Or what if I kept spiders or mice?

Or what? What are you gonna do?

Or what? What are you gonna do?

Or worse.

Or you could go get in your car and drive away.

Or... or... or say you're up a ladder cleaning out the gutters

Other two were just kids but big for their age, you know?

Our mutual friend said something about a blackmail letter?

Over at the hospital.

Over.

Pardon?

Pardon?

Pardon? Is it just for you, the room?

Pearl is gonna be home soon and...

Pearl says it reminds her of being a kid.

PEARL: How does a grown man fall over his own feet?

PEARL: She said that I gotta make a meatloaf.

PEARL: Your own brother?

Phone call, Chief. It's the wife.

Pick me up, huh?

Please! Please?

Please! Please?

Plus a heck of a lot more.

Plus, it turns out the car was stolen.

Plus, this Hess murder,

Plus, you know, Sam Hess.

Possibly drug related.

Problems?

Pull up a chair. You want some coffee or...

Put "self explanatory

Quote, I leave the entirety of my vast estate

Rain check on the fishing?

Ran his prints, nothing.

Real good peas, hon.

Real good. Yeah.

Real peculiar fella, she says. Real intense.

Real soft.

Really turned the place upside down.

Really?

Realty.

Reason we asks is, we got an operating theory, okay?

Remember, yes or no?

Remember?

Requesting back up. 613 Willow Creek...

Right there. Perfect.

Right, so he... he doesn't like blood, but still...

Right, there's eggshell.

Right.

Right... or little girl is taken care of.

Said foam was coming out of your mouth like a rabid dog.

Said he just wanted to take a look at Sam, which he did, then he left.

Said she caught you standing in the bathroom

Said you'd been acting plain weird, just moping around.

Said, "Chaz, you're going places in this world."

Said.

Salesmen make their own wins.

Sam Hess got himself killed last night over at the Lucky Penny.

Sam Hess got killed last night at the Lucky Penny.

Sam Hess?

Sam Hess.

Sam Hess.

Sam Hess. You know, owns the truck depot over on Winslow.

Sam?

Sam? No way. Mmm mmm.

Sam.

Savagery, pure and simple.

Saw it on Rachael Ray.

Say, Bill, I was thinking.

Say, Chief, listen, I been thinking

Say, Lester, I need you to pull the file on Sam Hess.

Saying that you were talking about Sam Hess the day he died

Says he took the toaster apart over the weekend.

Says if I was hit any harder,

Says it washes and dries. One machine.

Says the two was thick as thieves.

Screw.

See if they effected any car stops,

See where things go from there.

See you for dinner. Yep.

See, I'm thinking this is home invasion.

See... (CLEARS THROAT) I'm thinking this fella you met at the hospital...

Seemed a shame to barf it up.

Sells insurance over at Bo's shop

Semenko said, "Don't do it." He said...

Semenko warned you.

Semenko,

Send him packing. Isn't that what they say?

Seriously?

Shame. It's a big policy.

She has soft hands, see, and I guess...

She said me, you doofus.

She said she talked to Pearl last week and she's had it...

She said that massaging breaks the muscle down,

She said, "He's the kind of boy that loses all the time.

She saw you and this other fella arguing about Sam Hess.

She say who the other fella was?

She was a good woman, you know.

She won't stop, you know?

She's in the basement dead and, uh...

She's in the basement dead and, uh...

She's in the basement dead and...

She's my soon to be ex wife,

She's not that bad.

She's... My wife... my wife, she's...

Shoot, I.... I just remembered.

Show him what's what?

Shut up.

Sign outside says Hess & Sons.

Similar to three murders, including the police chief?

Sir, bacteria are not pets.

Sir, do you have a pet or not?

Sir, I'm going to give your spot...

Sir, it's real busy.

Sir, perhaps you'd be happier in a different motel?

Sir!

Sir!

Sir?

Sir?

Sir.

Slaughter, hatred,

Slipped on the ice.

Slipped, over by the fire station.

So anyway, uh, I've been tasked

So everyone else would know who did it.

So give me the letter, pack up your shit and...

So I can find the package.

So I was gonna go by Lester's place.

So it's, uh, just coincidence, you're saying?

So suddenly I'm thinking maybe these two cases,

So technically, all the mail is addressed to "Duluth."

So they say.

So what's the story there?

So what's this here then?

So where did the money come from?

So why didn't you...

So you want to take a look at those footprints then?

So, just want to make sure we're on the same page about everything.

So, l... I've been thinking, maybe I should sell the place, you know?

So, that mean you're gonna help your old man out?

So, uh, yeah, things...

So, uh, you don't remember Chief Thurman coming to the house then?

So, you know... (SIGHS) Kitty and I were talking

So, you want to give her a try?

So?

SO... Hey!

So... so... so, the toothpaste, that was just nothing...

So... that leaves me in charge when Dad is gone.

So... What's that, hon? (SIGHS)

Something smells good.

Sometimes I tell people you're dead.

Sometimes referred to as "The Piglet."

Sometimes there's more than one right thing.

Son of a gun.

Son of a...

Son, get the hell out.

Son, she compared you to a clam.

Soon as you decide.

Soon. I took a detour.

Sorry to hear it.

Sounds good.

Sounds good.

Sounds like my boy. (CHUCKLES)

Spin cycle... and I...

St. Paul, your call was expected yesterday.

Start with my damn wife.

STAVROS: You ever nail a Greek woman?

STAVROS: You're looking at the Supermarket King of Minnesota,

Steak big as a catcher's mitt.

Stolen merchandise charges and the like.

Straight from Ecuador. Kiwis, too.

Straight up, dyed in the wool tragedy.

Strawberry, I think.

Supposed to get down to negative 10 later.

Sure you can.

Sure, he was a jerk, but deep down...

Sure, I know Lester.

Sure, Lester. I'll be right there.

Sure, yeah, yeah, I know...

Sure.

Sure. Nice to meet you.

Sure. Yeah, no, I understand.

Sure... You know I went to high school with him?

Surround sound systems.

Suspicious types...

Sweet! Yeah, not those.

Sweet. You brush your teeth? Over.

Take care. What...

Take that back.

Takes me back, I tell you.

Talk 110 Bill!

Technically, no way,

Tell him I agree.

Than, say, an officer of the law.

Thank gosh that didn't happen.

Thank you. Thank you!

Thanks but no thanks, in other words.

Thanks.

That g**** gum that they had when we were kids?

That I might've talked to at the hospital,

That is you not facing me!

That means entryway.

That means suspicious persons

That robbed Callahan's and stole the snow plow. (CHUCKLES)

That she was already dead.

That so?

That the guy?

That there, boys, is a black man.

That there... is your M249 SAW light machine gun,

That you chose to walk into the light instead of into the darkness.

That... that first visit, that was for a broken nose, is that right?

That... that was a long time ago. (CHUCKLING) Oh...

That's a good one, Dad.

That's a good one. A trombone.

That's a pretty specific number, $43,613.

That's a shame. Yeah.

That's a...

That's disgusting.

That's him at the bar with the Band Aid on his head.

That's not... I didn't do nothing.

That's not... I didn't do nothing. I didn't... I just got home.

That's Nygaard, Mr. and Mrs.,

That's Pearl. Yeah.

That's Sam Hess.

That's so I can picture a real man.

That's some good police work there, Deputy.

That's something.

That's sweet.

That's the story. (SNORTS)

That's true.

That's true.

That's what I said. We had a good laugh.

That's what Kitty said Chaz told her.

That's what makes my stores so goddamn superior.

That's what Vern always used to say.

That“ In a court of law...

The baby's room should have a new coat, don't you think?

The boss, the wife, et cetera, wearing us down.

The bully in high school and he's a bully now.

The equipment and something.

The goddamn prime minister.

The guy who did it.

The little one he even got probation.

The massacre at Lester's house the next day.

The morgue is full of guys thought they didn't need life insurance.

The new client is anxious to begin.

The new moon and the full moon

The next time, he tries to break your spine.

The only thing I ever caught fishing in winter was a cold.

The package is addressed to "Duluth."

The question is,

The same benefits of Whole Life

The shit they make us eat..

The tides the wind and the rain

The truth is you're more of a man today than you were yesterday.

The will was very clear.

The witness just misheard.

The, um... lady that Hess was with

Their faces,

Their older brothers.

Then I changed my mind.

Then I'm gonna drive away and you're gonna go home to your daughter,

There aren't.

There goes Lester fainting again.

There is more to life than just Minnesota.

There was a guy.

There you go.

There's a spot over by the fire station.

There's blood here. Hair, too.

There's no library in this town.

There's nothing in it.

There's the kind of things a school teacher gets exposed to,

These things happen every day.

They burn to death.

They came to tell me at school.

They can operate the, uh,

They had to put you under anesthesia to fix your teeth.

They smell like feet.

They talk about how they look up to their brothers...

They were piling up.

They were right.

They're sending guys.

Things are kind of fuzzy.

Things have been quiet.

Think he might have the autism

Thinking of doing some ice fishing this weekend.

This being the work of a drifter... or drifters...

This is a man who doesn't deserve to draw breath.

This is Chief Thurman. I'm at 613 Willow Creek Drive.

This is highly irregular.

This is just odd.

This is kind of embarrassing, but, uh,

This is Molly. Deputy Solverson.

This is not what it looks like.

This is on the due date, you know?

This is Vern. Go ahead.

This little guy up in high school?

This man slept with your wife and

This place is a shithole.

This...

Thought I'd strip down to my shorts, work on my tan.

Thought, possibly, our driver, injured,

Three to one.

Threw up a bit ago.

Till one or the other ran out of gas.

To hike over the island to the village

To live in an old shack by the sea

To live with the dawn and the dusk

To my second born and favorite son Moe

To put together a complete record of your husband's assets.

To see if maybe the knife was bought here in Bemidji.

To send them a message?

To surf and comb the beach

To talk to him about Hess' murder,

To that crime syndicate out of Fargo.

Too many bad memories in that old house. Mmm hmm.

Took a real tumble, huh?

Took Gordo to a specialist last month.

Took the whole team down to Duluth Tuesday.

Took the whole team down to Duluth Tuesday.

Traffic stop, yeah? Mmm. Yeah.

Truancy and the like,

Tuna's for the fish...

Turn it off

Turn it off!

Twenty nine markets in 15 counties...

Twenty years I work for the King.

Uh, cutbacks?

Uh, downstairs, yeah.

Uh, I got a little, double vision still.

Uh, I... I got a concussion. I'm not sure if I said that.

Uh, in your statement, you said that, um,

Uh, just one minute I'm, uh, looking at her...

Uh, Max Gold. He's on his way.

Uh, no, Mr. Nygaard. Uh...

Uh, remember that gum.

Uh, she's, um... My wife... my wife, she's, uh...

Uh, she's, um... My wife... my wife, she's, uh...

Uh, so we got your statement from the hospital.

Uh, well, it turns out Lester and Hess went to high school together

Uh.

Uh. hey, Molly?

Uh...

Um, my dad's home with dinner. Over.

Um, sir...

Um, so listen, going back to the emergency room,

Um...

Um...

Unless you think they'd think that's cannibalism.

Until we get it cleaned up.

Until you get the house cleaned up or sold.

Urinating in the gas tank of a red Cavalier.

Used to chase him around the schoolyard

Vern told me this story once.

Vern was on his way to Lester's house

VERN: Like I said, it's a puzzler.

Vice president, sales, Midwest region.

Vikings up by 13. Over.

Voted Bemidji Businessman of the Year, 1996 and '98.

Wait just a second.

Wally here is 1992 Farm League MVP.

Warm you up, hon?

Was shot gunned in the foyer.

Was talking to another fella about Sam Hess.

Watch your feet now.

We could do it that way.

We could do that...

We don't both... share that theory. So...

We go see Lester,

We got a description of a man.

We got a witness says that, uh...

We make Gordo try stuff all the time.

We should have canceled.

We should say something or stop it.

We should talk to Lester Nygaard first thing.

We used to be gorillas.

We used to crack up about that.

We want to get you the biggest divorce settlement possible.

We, um, we had an assembly...

We... we... we... we... We're just two fellas talking, right?

We'd be on high alert for anything that connects.

We'll find him.

We're from Fargo.

We're gonna have a baby.

We're having a baby, Vern.

We're hearing the chief of police

We're here about Hess.

We're here. Hi.

We're just blowing off steam?

We're married now. Going on 18 years.

We're supposed to be at my mom's by 4:00.

We're supposed to be at your brother's at 4:00 with meatloaf.

Well, actually, you did.

Well, anyway, I need you to pull the policy on that.

Well, at least let me give you a brochure or I got these pens.

Well, he's chief now, so he sets the agenda, same as always.

Well, heck!

Well, his...

Well, I can't give you your mail if you don't show ID.

Well, I got two jobs,

Well, I mean...

Well, I was... I was outnumbered, if you want to know the truth.

Well, I, uh...

Well, I...

Well, I'll need to see some ID.

Well, I'm not, you know...

Well, if I saw somebody doing something...

Well, if you were a better salesman,

Well, it's just slow now at the shop.

Well, it's... (STUTTERING)

Well, jeez, you...

Well, like I said, Mrs. Hess, we're checking some things on our end,

Well, now, no one's calling anyone a criminal.

Well, now...

Well, okay, then.

Well, sir, it's just... it's hard to believe is all, you know?

Well, sure, I know that.

Well, that's good advice.

Well, the reason I'm here...

Well, there's no delicate way to put this.

Well, uh, I got a... (STUTTERING)

Well, we all know how you felt about Vern.

Well, we just came in to get Charlene on my health care.

Well, what he lacks in common sense he makes up in self esteem.

Well, what should I do?

Well, Why'd you kill him then?

Well, yeah, okay, but...

Well, yeah, you know, I thought he might do that.

Well, you got your bright white, your snow white...

Well, you know,

Well, you know, she... she was on the floor,

Well...

Well... I want to paint it again.

Well... I'm ready to get painting.

Went out to the parking lot.

Went to high school with Lester. Uh...

What a day.

What a rack on that girl, huh?

What about Bill? He's got seniority.

What can I do for you, son?

What did you do?

What did you do?

What did you say?

What did you tell him?

What difference does that make?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you want done with him once he's found?

What do you want me to write for cause of death?

What do you want, mister?

What does that mean?

What does this mean, "I know about the money"?

What flavor?

What happened to your nose?

What happened? Over.

What happens if you have a car crash and go out the windshield...

What if I got a fish?

What if I had bacteria?

What is it, Dad?

What it means don't matter.

What kind of bone will a dog never eat?

What the heck?

What the hell you doing?

What was his name again... the other fella?

What was that name he called you? Lester Nig...

What was the name of that girl you went with in high school?

What?

What?

What? I'm just being honest.

What? on, no, it's... (STAMMERING)

What... what I'm saying is

What'd you say your name was again, handsome?

What's a karate expert's favorite beverage?

What's that about?

Whatcha doing, hon?

When are you gonna get your act together?

When he was a rookie,

When you should be out there

Where all men are brothers

Where all things are bound bylaw

Where he talked to Lester about Sam Hess,

Where the driver had a head wound and the like.

Where they wash the trucks?

Which is

Which is stupid because what's a dog gonna do in space?

Which is?

Which one's the older boy? Me.

White, what?

Who is he?

Who misunderstood whom?

Who said anything about a court of law?

Who says that?

Who wants to know?

Who?

Who... who was it?

Who's the fire hydrant?

Why are you such a GD screw up?

Why do you let her talk to you like that?

Why don't I stop by the hardware

Why is it not good to dwell on these things,

Why is there no library in this town?

Why the heck would I sell the house?

Why?

Why?

Wife made spaghetti for dinner.

Will it be much longer? This thing hurts like the dickens.

Will you look at that?

With all respect, sir, your wife's not the only victim here.

With this dead man in frozen panties nearby,

With your toothbrush in your hand just looking in the mirror.

Without knowing when to delegate.

Without making a few enemies, all right?

WOMAN: (OVER RADIO) All units,

WOMAN: Roger that. Confirming code 3.

WOMAN: We'll call your name.

WOMAN: We'll call your name.

Won't say no.

Won't stop drawing on the walls,

Would a fish cost me $10?

Would you sign a copy of my book?

Yeah, but I think, uh, Just“

Yeah, but I've been here an hour already.

Yeah, but, what if there's no time?

Yeah, Chief?

Yeah, could you put, "To Frank Peterson,

Yeah, Dad here. Come back.

Yeah, Dad, did you?

Yeah, Dad, he don't look black. More like a big pumpkin.

Yeah, Dad, hit him.

Yeah, Dad, is that him?

Yeah, Dad, ow...

Yeah, Dad, real good one.

Yeah, Dad, super embarrassing.

Yeah, Dad. What is it?

Yeah, heard that.

Yeah, I know what "rack" means, you fairy... Ow!

Yeah, I know. I read it.

Yeah, I know. It's just... (CHUCKLES)

Yeah, I said I heard.

Yeah, I told you, I haven't seen Sam since high school.

Yeah, I took the hammer and...

Yeah, I... I was real thorough with those fellas.

Yeah, I... It's... it's a long time ago, but...

Yeah, I'm coming, for Pete's sake.

Yeah, it won't take a second.

Yeah, it's me

Yeah, it's one more... Yes, one more time.

Yeah, it's real sweet.

Yeah, it's... it's... it's me. It's Lester.

Yeah, it's... it's... it's me. It's Lester.

Yeah, it's... it's... it's me. It's Lester.

Yeah, Ma, don't talk like that.

Yeah, mister, what do you want?

Yeah, Mom, real good.

Yeah, no, uh... (SIGHS)

Yeah, okay, but...

Yeah, over in Grand Forks.

Yeah, Pearl.

Yeah, real good.

Yeah, real good.

Yeah, saw that.

Yeah, she's a peach.

Yeah, so that's my decision.

Yeah, so we're gonna...

Yeah, so you see...

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. It'll only take a second.

Yeah, thanks, Dad.

Yeah, that's me. Just one second.

Yeah, that's possible.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Yeah, the crime scene and all.

Yeah, they set it.

Yeah, we talked about this and all...

Yeah, we talked about this, and now I gotta take you off the case.

Yeah, well, he's dead. (SIGHS)

Yeah, well, I'm the chief now, and I got to...

Yeah, well, uh...

Yeah, with the two boys. Both dumb as a dog's foot

Yeah, yeah, I called over and they're closed,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, you know...

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah, like a big, stupid pumpkin.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Hmm.

Yeah? Ooh!

Yeah? That's great. Mmm.

Yeah? Well, uh...

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yes, sir.

Yeah? Yup?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And you're...

Yeah. Hear that, Lester?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, big fella.

Yeah. Over.

Yeah. See, we know from the wreck that whoever was driving

Yeah. Thanks for the g**** juice, Lester. Uh...

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah... that's good.

Yep.

Yep.

Yes or no.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, sir.

You a truck driver?

You an Oilers fan?

You and he had differences in the past, so...

You ask me for my papers,

You broke the darn...

You call it a day. Good work.

You came home and found your wife, that...

You can just give us the bare bones...

You can't even face me when we're having sex.

You can't just take the sheets off of one bed

You check the trunk?

You didn't have to hit him.

You didn't hear that from me.

You don't get to be the Supermarket King of Minnesota

You don't have the sense God gave a clam, do you?

You don't have to do that.

You don't say

You don't say.

You don't watch movies?

You embarrassed him? Yeah, by...

You gave me this tie.

You get any more familiar with it.

You get the dipping sauces?

You go to the hospital?

You gonna hit me?

You got a name picked out? (LAUGHS)

You got any more shells for this thing? No.

You got your Whole Life

You gotta help me out. I've done something bad.

You gotta try harder, hon. Smile, for Pete's sake.

You have a blessed day. Mmm.

You have a package for me?

You heard me.

You hearing me, asswipe?

You interested?

You killed her! (PANTING)

You killed her.

You killed her.

You killed it.

You killed my washing machine. No, I was...

You know him?

You know that spot near the fire station?

You know they run the hoses and wash the trucks,

You know what that makes me?

You know what, one time,

You know who we are.

You know, a hit or the like?

You know, all I'm saying is, just..

You know, and there was a lot of...

You know, big fella.

You know, broken collarbone. Got his bell rung pretty good.

You know, got confused, wandered into the woods.

You know, guys at work,

You know, how possibly Lester was involved.

You know, I've been looking for more help in the restaurant.

You know, it's a drifter or some such.

You know, like it's 1942.

You know, my theory about the driver and the wreck,

You know, on account of you got an obvious head injury

You know, she gave me a tug once.

You know, someone to seat customers and answer the phone.

You know, the curvy one.

You know, the last few days, they're real fuzzy.

You know, we're checking the knife for prints.

You know, you know, bag a deer or something.

You know, you knowing Sam and all.

You know, you're asking about a fella,

You let a man beat you in front of his children

You little..

You make your own wins.

You mean the money?

You need to press your forearm into the back of his neck,

You need to see what's good in the world.

You okay there, Bill?

You okay there, Lester?

You okay, Lester? You seem a bit... seem a bit jumpy.

You remember... big kid. Uh...

You said he bullied you in high school, right?

You see my mangoes?

You see, I'm a student of institutions.

You should have told me it was so heavy.

You should tell a grown up.

You smelled his hands?

You step out of the car, please, sir?

You sure you know what you're doing?

You take that back.

You talk a lot, you know that?

You talk to anyone while you were there?

You think your wife's blackmailing you?

You try that hot dish? Oh, yeah.

You understand? Me.

You want to take a look?

You went to high school with a black man, Dad?

You were talking about him in the emergency room,

You, uh, you want something personal?

You'll be in Gordo's room.

You'll like this.

You'll make a good chief one day.

You're a good man, Vern Thurman.

You're asking me to kill this man.

You're doing it wrong.

You're gonna have to marry that ham,

You're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive

You're gonna pack up your shit and blow.

You're gonna stand here

You're gonna stand here... Let me get this straight

You're just gonna get washed away.

You're not even half a man.

You're not not right.

You're saying other than the fact he was just wearing panties?

You're worried about embarrassing him?

Your ass looks amazing, darling. Keep it up.

Your boss, he said he was satisfied.

Your boy wanted a hamburger.

Your boy wanted a hamburger.

Your brother wants to be around all that guns and violence,

Your dad decided to give everything to your younger brother Moe.

Your dad's screwing us, mister.

Your husband started his first grocery with a loan from his uncle

Your name's Duluth?

Your own brother!

Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules.

Your sister is crazy.

Your wife.

Yourself included.

5'10", brown hair, big bruise on the forehead.

613 Willow Creek Drive.

...with most of the colors.

'Cause I'll tell you what, this is a tragedy.

'Cause if you don't,

'Cause she says the fella with the head injury

'Cause you know this is a place for dicks who like pussies,

'Course, we both know some of your boys

"And you know what those boys grow up to be, don't you? Losers."

"My face is a mess."

"Take control of the facts."

"thanks for nailing my blackmailer."

"Who could've done a thing like this?"

(ALL LAUGH)

(BARKING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CAR LOCK BEEPING)

(CAR LOCK BEEPING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

(CLEARING THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) Molly, could I have a word?

(CLOCK CHIMING)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(CREAKING)

(CRYING)

(CRYING)

(DOG BARKING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(ENGINE STARTS) You're wasting time talking to me.

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES) (BEEPS)

(EXHALES) Jeez. Did you really kill him? Sam?

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT TALK)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(INHALES)

(KNOCKING)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Hubba Bubba, yeah, yeah, Hubba Bubba.

(LAUGHS) No, it's just me

(LAUGHS) Now, why would I do that?

(LESTER GRUNTS)

(LESTER PANTING)

(LESTER SIGHS)

(LESTER SIGHS)

(LORRAINE YELPS)

(MACHINE RUMBLING)

(MACHINE STARTING)

(MAN CLEARING THROAT)

(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

(MEN TALKING ON RADIO)

(MOLLY GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

(MUFFLED TALKING)

(MUFFLED TALKING)

(MUFFLED YELLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE COUGHING)

(POUNDING CONTINUES)

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

(RECORDER WHIRRS)

(RUMBLING)

(SAM CHOKING) (GASPS)

(SAM SIGHS)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Makes me live in the North Pole,

(SCOFFS) What are you supposed to be, some kind of, uh, circus act?

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) I'm okay now... so long as I don't look.

(SINGING)

(SIREN WAILS)

(SIRENS BLARING)

(SNIFFS) Ugh.

(SOBBING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(STAMMERING)

(STAMMERING) I... I just keep asking myself...

(STAMMERING) I'm starting to feel a little harassed here.

(STAMMERING) No, no, I was just about to...

(STAMMERING) Okay.

(STAMMERING) You know, I... I got to be honest.

(STATIC) I got "aurora borealis." What about you? Over.

(STRAINING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING FAINTLY)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(UNZIPPING)

(VERN BREATHING DEEPLY)

(VERN GRUNTS)

(WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING)

(WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING)

(WATER SPLASHES)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHINES)

(WHISPERING) The police are here.

(WHISPERING) You like playing with knives?

(WHISTLES)

(WOMAN SPEAKING ON PA)

(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)