A hundred schools by the end of the summer
A hundred schools by the end of the summer?
A three hour low rate technical row before breakfast.
All I need to do is break out the same script I used on Lowell and we're set.
Allowing you to exchange the old shares for new shares,
Almost a gag reflex
And also, I'm breaking up with you.
And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way..
And come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors
And I can assure you of its sophistication
And I could get a jury to believe
And I said, "Okay. Let's get BASIC out there."
And I wanted to take her from him
And I'll bet what you hated the most
And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even
And if your search returns more than 20 matches, nothing gets returned.
And isn't that what your Facemash was about?
And parties at Stanford and down in LA, and friends who'd become millionaires..
And that was it
And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated
And three, that is not John Harvard.
And we think it's great
And you said?
Anne, how did they get this appointment?
Anybody try to buy it?
Ashleigh's a sister
Assume page table entries have eight status bits
At any given time Girl A has a rating R a and Girl B has a rating R b
At any time in the weeks prior to Mark's telling you his idea,
At first I thought he was joking. Giving me more contracts to sign.
Because you're not a member.
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures
Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party
But he shouldn't be in New York kissing Madison Avenue's ass
But I guess to them that was a little like selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas.
But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,
But the Ad Board won't see us.
But this is gonna be news now
But you gotta come back.
But you invented something in high school, too, right?
Cameron Winklevoss.
Can I rephrase my answer?
Catherine, I've got students in my office now.
Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability...
Could I talk to you alone for a second?
Dad, this is Mr. Kenwright, head of the host family for this week
December 15th, 2003.
Did you know their father was wealthy?
Did you like being nobody?
Div!
Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately.
Do you ever think about that girl?
Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend?
Do you remember answering in the affirmative?
Do you want to get some food?
Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong?
Dunster is intense
Dustin
Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association,
Except two years later, the company's worth $500 million,
February 4, 2004
God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day.
Good point.
Guys, what is this?
Happy ending, right?
He also founded the companies.
He brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said,
He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another 40,000 from his in laws,
He'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety
He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.
Holy shit.
How much more information are you waiting for?
How?
How's the internship? How's Christy?
I also have a program running that has a pop up window
I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it.
I asked what your plan for the...
I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones.
I changed the music industry for better and for always.
I didn't end up doing that
I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.
I didn't mean to be cryptic.
I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm just a fan who came to say hi.
I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch today by less than a second
I don't wanna be rude to my friends.
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.
I got punched by the Phoenix.
I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class.
I just wanted him to tell me a couple more times how close the race was.
I like standing next to you, Sean.
I need a real drink.
I need the algorithm
I read your blog.
I should just kick your ass
I think you asked me that
I told him I thought it sounded great.
I was angry, and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention.
I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney..
I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask.
I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it
I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with.
I'll let you know how the party is.
I'm buying.
I'm in.
I'm interviewing interns at 10:00 tomorrow night in the CS lab.
I'm not embarrassed, she just made a lot of that up.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied
I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were reading the letter
I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind addressing him as Mr
I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture.
I've been licensed to practice law for all of 20 months,
I've just had a phone chat with my daughter.
In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers.
Is he mad about something?
Is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square.
It is the true digitalization of real life.
It isn't a business yet.
It makes me look so tough.
It was addressed to me.
It wasn't
It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook.
It's been live for more than 36 hours.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine
It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you.
Jesus Christ
Jump out and swim.
Kind of like Napster?
Letting our imaginations run away with us
Leverett is a little better. They still make you search,
Like getting punched.
Like we know what that is.
Likeability.
Look at these girls
Lowell has some security. They require a user name/password combo,
Lying only makes it worse.
Makes a half million dollars his first year.
Mark, are you praying?
Mark, where you going? Mark
Mark!
Mark?
Mark?
Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once.
Mr
Mr. Zuckerberg,
My date's a Victoria's Secret model. That's why she looks familiar to you.
Next is Eliot.
No problem.
No, but I don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover
No, it says I could face legal action.
No, it's cool. I have it under control
No, not Roth. Manningham
No, thank you
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know.
None of them. That's the point
Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts
Not now!
Now, I am asking you for the last time,
Now, most of you think you know the rest of the story, but you may not
Now, that's good
Okay, Eduardo, did Mr
Okay, look, we don't know..
Okay, ready?
Okay.
On a very generous grant from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation.
On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew.
On to the Dutch
Oops.
Packed into one regular sized sentence?
Perjury. Creation myths need a devil.
Peter Thiel just made an angel investment of half a million dollars.
Right now. Get your laptop out
Sean Parker, 6.47%.
Security's here. You'll be leaving now
Seriously?
Shit, that looks good. That looks really good.
Since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit
So I kind of dressed for both.
So we were saying goodbye for a while.
So we're in 29 schools now, with over 75,000 members.
So, tell me about your progress.
So, what do you do?
Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major
Sy, if you'll let me continue with my line of questioning.
Tend to stay on longer than almost any other website.
That doesn't make you feel like a pervert.
That is correct.
That's exactly right
That's what happened to you?
That's what I want for you.
That's what I'm talking about!
The candidate responsible has to drink a shot.
The girl from high school with the lacrosse thing.
The girl I loved in high school was with the co captain of the varsity lacrosse team,
The Kirkland facebook is open on my desktop,
The letter says we could face legal action.
The question was, "What did you talk about?"
The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea
Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before?
There was a lot of handshaking, a lot of congratulations.
There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both.
These came in for you
This is my... Sharon. She lives across the street.
This time, you're gonna hand them a business card that says,
This was all resolved
Two...
Violating copyrights,
Wait, you're not like 15, are you?
Wait. That's weird
Wardo wants to be a businessman and for all I know he's gonna be a good one,
Wardo!
Wardo.
Was it somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker Variety Hour?
We don't know, we're just shooting at each other.
We have over 300,000 members, Wardo,
Well, as you know, we had some new investors that have come in.
Well, I can't do that.
Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected.
Well, then I would suggest that you let your imaginations
Well, there's a very unusual amount of traffic to the switch at Kirkland
Well, we got 4,000 members.
Well, you can't get a meeting with Larry Summers.
Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.
What did you wanna talk to me about?
What does that mean?
What happened here?
What is wrong with you?
What were we doing that none of us heard about this?
What would account for that?
What?
What?
Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already.
Where's Eduardo?
While you're getting into 100 schools, I'll put you on two continents
Who are you?
Who is it?
Why did you put $18,000 in an account for his use?
Why?
Yeah, I'll be here.
Yeah, is everything okay?
Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The
Yeah, you're right.
Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things
Yes. But there'll be payback at Case.
Yes. There is
You asked me which one was the easiest one.
You asked me which one was the easiest to get into
You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine
You can take this away and bring back the 1942
You don't think Wardo was involved, do you?
You don't wanna read it
You go online and see what courses your friends are taking
You got punched by the Phoenix.
You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father.
You know you didn't have to be that rough on him.
You know, I don't really know what else to say
You said you'd come up with something.
You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51
You're gonna introduce me to people
You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning?
You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes
Your daughter doesn't go to school in the States?
And he does own a watch. Stop it.
Are you a moron? Are you medically stupid?
Are you kidding? No.
But it didn't matter. Why not?
Do you live and breathe Facebook? Yes.
Do you live here? Yeah.
Dwyer. Neal.
Excuse me, may I? Yes.
Excuse me! Yes, sir.
Great to meet you. Great to meet you
Gretchen, they're best friends. Not anymore.
He's got connections to VCs. We don't need VCs, we need advertisers
Hear what I just said? When?
Hey, Shark Week's on
How are you? Good
How's the internship? Yeah.
I didn't die. I know
I don't see this as a university issue. Of course this is a university issue.
I made it. You did.
Is anybody hurt? No. You live across the street?
It works. Who should we send it to first?
Left is hot. Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Left. One on the right
Mark, right? Yeah.
Mark? He's wired in.
May I see some ID, please? Yeah, sure, sorry.
Nope. No reason you should.
Really? Sir
So when will it be finished? It won't be finished.
Take your pants off. I know.
That can't possibly be true. It is
That was like an 8. That was like a 2
The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. All right.
Wait, settle down. What is it supposed to mean?
We have to
What is your problem with Sean? He doesn't bring anything to the table
Which Roosevelt? Theodore.
Yeah, we never asked. We should do that
You wanna talk to me alone for a minute? Sure.
You're a zillionaire. Not technically
"I'm CEO, bitch
"The lack of hardware we had to deal with site use,
"These guys," meaning my clients.
"to get a site like this to run"?