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A chain of very successful yogurt shops.
A couple girls are freshening up in there.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?
A million members?
A more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week.
A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America?
A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life.
A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie,
A wild card.
About 10 days ago. Right after we launched the site.
Absolutely do that.
Absolutely, Mr. Parker.
Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page.
After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company
Albright.
All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...
All right, bye bye.
All right, let's just forget about it.
All right, love you, too.
All right, shut the music down!
All right, thank you very much. And, Dad...
All right.
All right. Thanks, guys.
All right. Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss.
All you had all day was that salad. Do you wanna get something to eat?
Allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook,
Almost forgot.
Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag!
Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda.
Amy!
An ambush.
An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music.
An appletini.
And a page size of 256 bytes.
And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew
And a witness in another.
And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics.
And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation
And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about.
And began a plan to screw him out of a company
And cancel all existing checks and lines of credit.
And Case'll suffer for their sins, too.
And delusional.
And didn't have time to get dressed.
And Divya Narendra.
And Eduardo won't come close to getting in.
And for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO.
And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg
And fun, and they lead to a better life.
And Harvard Connection is lame.
And he is a houseguest living here rent free
And he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town.
And he still hadn't completed work on Harvard Connection.
And he struck me as kind of a...
And he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley,
And he was also my best friend.
And he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code,
And he was gone.
And here's the masthead.
And his 5% of the company will come from my end.
And his compensation will depend on how much work he ends up doing.
And how's it going so far?
And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.
And I don't wanna perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
And I had the chicken with me,
And I had to feed my chicken, so I...
And I haven't been to class.
And I see we have our first surrender.
And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.
And I want him dead.
And I want to welcome you all
And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
And I wanted to do it nice this time.
And I'm asking what you want me to do about it.
And I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database,
And I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site...
And if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
And if one domino goes, the other dominos go.
And if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama,
And if we could just order some food, I think we should...
And if we start installing pop ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.
And in between there was a long flight.
And instances of theft, misappropriation or...
And it certainly was not the act of a friend.
And it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.
And let you know that we're not anymore.
And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party.
And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates,
And Mark?
And moving it to California for the summer,
And now we're going to live on the Internet!
And now you want us to hear it twice?
And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images.
And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join.
And Peter Thiel, 7%.
And Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
And so you know that money isn't a big part of my life.
And some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
And someone's saying it's gotta be over by 11:00.
And start working on a settlement agreement to present to you.
And stole our computer, that would be a university issue.
And tagging. The idea...
And tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive.
And that Manningham was so impressed
And that shut everybody up.
And that's where you're headed. A billion dollar valuation.
And the closest I've come to dealing with him face to face
And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,
And the lobster claws, that'll get us started.
And the other 15?
And the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me.
And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold.
And then before I left he said...
And then finally a voter holding agreement.
And then he got around to The Facebook.
And then he went on to his second business venture,
And then intercept all traffic over its secure port.
And then people can go online, see your bio, request to be your...
And then rated women based on their hotness.
And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."'
And then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Roth?"
And there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.
And they have Facebook at Cambridge?
And they wanna have drinks tonight.
And they want you to say "thank you" while you...
And they'll see us again.
And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth.
And this was the first time he indicated he was not happy.
And to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted,
And we know that you've been taking it in the shins.
And we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school.
And we're gonna have to pay them something.
And we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.
And we're not suing anybody.
And what did you say?
And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
And when were you gonna call me?
And you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper.
And you just never bothered to change it?
And you made a bad business deal with your own company?
And you memorized that instead of doing what?
And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch,
And you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.
And you're here because...
And you're not a hugger.
And you're saying that I don't?
And you've spoken to your House Master?
And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law.
And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone?
And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.
Another three hours in the tank and then studying.
Any questions?
Anybody?
Appear simultaneously on all five computers.
Approaching the grandstands,
Are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
Are you guys related?
Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles?
Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.
Are you mocking me?
As for any charges stemming from the breach of security,
As I take it that they were.
As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever
As opposed to the old shares, which are now worthless.
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638.
Ashleigh? Me? No.
Asked you to build Harvard Connection?
At 4:00 in the morning?
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi.
At the barrier, Hollandia is leading Harvard University by one length.
At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company?
Attention... Go!
Awesome.
Back at 2:30.
Based on their current rating, right?
Be right back.
Because he knows what apparently you don't,
Because he was a member of the Phoenix Club.
Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.
Because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.
Because I wasn't called out there for either one.
Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam.
Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.
Because that's what the angry do nowadays.
Because the world's most obvious Lewis Carroll reference is in...
Because they don't want you, they want your idea.
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard.
Because you don't have a Harvard...
Because you got e mails for everybody at the Phoenix.
Because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance.
Because you think the final club that's easiest to get into
Because you're a nerd.
Because, Wardo, I've got some good news.
Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement.
Between ******* guys and Asian girls.
Billy.
Biochem, even though you're a French major whose name is Amy.
Bong hit.
Bong hit.
Bosnia.
Brighter men than you have tried and failed this class.
Broke your 335 year old doorknob.
Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music,
But at the moment, I could buy Mount Auburn Street,
But Baylor already had a social network on campus.
But check it out, I saw him today.
But he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store.
But I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k bytes.
But I am willing to let bygones be bygones,
But I like the idea of comparing two people together.
But I was kidding, for God's sakes. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?
But I'm not talking about a dating site.
But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls.
But Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything.
But Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right?
But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California.
But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in three months?
But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company.
But not this time. This is our time.
But on January 11th, 2004,
But she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents' place.
But she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
But so what?
But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time.
But then I started reading.
But there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie.
But they slid the invitation under my door tonight.
But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right?
But we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break.
But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture.
But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you
But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
But, you know, this could help rehabilitate your image.
By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain.
Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law.
Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy options
Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses.
Can I continue with my deposition?
Can I get a Glock and kill you?
Can we do that? It's been almost three hours.
Can you please repeat the question?
Certainly.
Changed their profiles, changed their photos...
Chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym.
Check to see which one of their friends
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Chris is director of publicity,
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired...
Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach,
Christy, what do you like to drink?
Christy's crazy.
Colleagues of their father.
College kids are online because their friends are online
Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank.
Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk.
Come on!
Come on.
Coming back to school for at least a semester,
Comparing women to farm animals.
Cool.
December 10, 2003.
Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,
Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Did I use any of your code?
Did we what?
Did you answer affirmatively
Did you know that they came from money?
Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China
Did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means?
Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that?
Did you really just say that?
Did you say yes?
Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.
Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?
Do I look stupid to you?
Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company?
Do you realize that your actions could have destroyed
Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute?
Do you think I deserve it?
Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
Do you?
Does anybody hear that banging?
Does everybody see how he got there?
Does it matter?
Doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook?
Doesn't that sound good?
Don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook.
Don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that.
Don't screw around with me now. Look at me.
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.
Don't you get that?
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.
Done.
Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."
Dude, somebody's at the door.
During the time when you say you had this idea,
Dustin is vice president and head of programing,
Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers.
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.
Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me.
Easy enough, except I need an idea.
Eduardo didn't come out?
Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company.
Eduardo, spring break, you and Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York.
Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch?
Eduardo? Eduardo?
Either of you can answer.
Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls.
Erica Albright's a bitch.
Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now
Erica?
Erica.
Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire user base.
Even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.
Every freshman is issued one of these, and somewhere in this book it says...
Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.
Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.
Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot.
Every time you go out to see Mark.
Everybody on campus was using it.
Everybody, go home!
Everything I've been working on?
Everything's great.
Exactly like Napster.
Exactly.
Excellent. Moving right along.
Except if you had known what you were looking for,
Excuse me, Mark?
Excuse me! Everybody!
Excuse me.
Expose its SSL encryption,
Facebook me when you get home.
Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do.
Farm animals.
Fine, he lied to our e mail accounts and he gave himself a 42 day head start,
First up is Kirkland.
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.
For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,
For one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken.
For the last two weeks.
For the record, she may look like a 34C,
Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up.
Four documents.
French.
Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1 st, 2003.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss.
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.
From the individual houses that people are in.
From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.
Full course load. Studying.
Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring.
Get on board with this, man.
Get the hell out of here!
Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard.
Give each girl a base rating of 1400.
Give me the mailing list.
Go home, Sean.
Go see if it's everybody's.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Good boy.
Good call, Mr. Olson.
Good luck with your video game.
Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh?
Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you?
Goodbye, sweetie.
Great. Four of those.
Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting, but whose discovery is this?
Hacking's supposed to be stealth, so every time the server detects an intrusion,
Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe.
Harvard Student Handbook.
Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job.
Harvard. Edu is the most prestigious e mail address in the country, man.
Harvard. Edu.
Harvard's network is about to crash.
Have I said something wrong?
Have you ever seen her with anyone?
Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
Have you seen the big ones up close?
Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?
Have you? Have you seen a race that close?
He almost killed it.
He blogged about you.
He comes up with an idea for a high end place
He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion,
He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland,
He doesn't have money. Dustin's a better programmer.
He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late.
He got an internship in New York.
He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead.
He just runs a $2 billion hedge fund called Clarium Capital.
He owned Mark after that dinner.
He picked up the check, he told Mark they'd talk again soon,
He said even his most pathetic friends
He set up a website where you vote on the hotness of female undergrads.
He set up the whole website in one night, and he did it while he was drunk.
He still owns 7% of the company.
He stole our website.
He took us through his episode with Napster.
He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.
He was also communicating with the plaintiffs?
He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard Connection?
He was on a 36 hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a couple of hours.
He was right, California's the place we've gotta be.
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be
He'll have violated federal law.
He'll send a cease and desist letter.
He's 25 minutes late.
He's 25 minutes late.
He's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do...
He's expanding.
He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate
He's gonna say it's stupid.
He's had a reputation with drugs...
He's here.
Hello?
Hello.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though.
Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk?
Hey, guess what?
Hey, guys, check this out.
Hey, guys. Come on back.
Hey, man, sorry.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, Mark's here.
Hey, that was great. That was the right thing to do.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us.
Hey!
Hi.
Hi.
His Royal Highness Prince Albert.
Hit "Refresh."
Hollandia maintains a lead of three quarters of a length.
Holy shit.
Honey, you should put your laptop away.
How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down.
How did you know that?
How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people
How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us?
How do you go to a party and you meet someone...
How many shares of stock will I own?
How much activity was there on this thing?
How much were your shares diluted? How much were his?
How old are they, Sean?
How old are you?
How they check their friends' status updates.
How would you know? You weren't even there.
How?
How's it gonna look?
Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions.
I am not going back to that life.
I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A E Pi!
I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate your help today.
I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
I brought down the record companies with Napster
I brought you a present.
I can live with that.
I can read about you torturing birds. Since when...
I can read it to you.
I can run an empty search
I can tell them to turn the music down.
I can't connect.
I can't have this, Wardo.
I can't imagine it would be a problem.
I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.
I can't.
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.
I dealt with the associate dean of the college.
I dealt with the various animal rights groups,
I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?
I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.
I didn't know that. Tell me more.
I didn't know we had a doorbell.
I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting,
I didn't know you couldn't do that.
I didn't use anything.
I didn't wanna spend my 20s as a professional defendant.
I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company.
I do remember you saying that.
I do.
I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings?
I don't care.
I don't go to school.
I don't hate anybody.
I don't know CourseMatch.
I don't know how.
I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart,
I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you.
I don't understand that question.
I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not?
I don't understand.
I doubt it.
I drew it on the account you froze.
I drew it on the account you froze.
I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site
I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player.
I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.
I founded Napster.
I got back this afternoon.
I gotta go in.
I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.
I had no idea whether they came from money or not.
I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition
I have here an article from The Crimson...
I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art
I have no intention of being friends with you.
I haven't gotten in yet.
I heard about your big ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos.
I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.
I invented Facebook.
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
I just slept with Sean Parker?
I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website.
I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace.
I know he did.
I know that.
I know you do.
I know, I know. Yeah, watch out.
I know.
I know.
I made the second cut.
I mean the more wasted that I get...
I mean, do you think...
I mean, it's both of ours. We're...
I mean, it's just the first of a four step process,
I mean, she's actually psychotic.
I mean, she's actually psychotic.
I mean, the whole site's kind of based on the idea that girls...
I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative.
I mean, what do you do?
I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout.
I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with a MySQL back end.
I need my CFO.
I need to do something to take my mind off her.
I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it.
I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I've got allergies.
I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.
I put on a tie and I shined my shoes, but nobody wants to take orders from a kid.
I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny.
I remember something about a trombone.
I said I'd help.
I said it's time to monetize the site.
I said, "Let's do it."
I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared.
I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me, too.
I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot.
I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook,
I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals.
I specialize in voir dire, jury selection.
I stole it from a tranny.
I think I may have missed a birthday.
I think I'm good right here.
I think I've come up with something.
I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall,
I think Wardo's jealous.
I think we'd have to jump out and drown.
I think you should definitely come and live with us.
I understand.
I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get the site taken down now.
I wanna try to be straightforward with you
I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school.
I want an injunction. I want damages. I want punitive relief.
I want... I need you out here.
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.
I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things,
I was drunk and angry and stupid.
I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,
I was just being polite.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was not asleep.
I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,
I was the US Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call.
I was your only friend.
I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.
I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
I wasn't wearing my contacts.
I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back.
I will call someone and see what the next move is.
I will get it under control.
I wish he'd been asleep.
I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet?
I wouldn't say I approached him.
I...
I... What?
I'd been accepted, and as part of my initiation I had to,
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.
I'd like to freeze this bank account
I'd raised concerns before.
I'll be right back.
I'll get out of here.
I'll send flowers.
I'm a competitive racer, Div.
I'm a hard worker.
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a second year associate at the firm.
I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!
I'm Cameron Winklevoss and this is my brother, Tyler.
I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice.
I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits.
I'm devastated by that.
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection
I'm going to enter this into the record.
I'm gonna call you back.
I'm gonna find your mother.
I'm gonna go watch the race film.
I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network,
I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!
I'm in.
I'm interviewing two interns to come to Palo Alto
I'm just calling it the Wall.
I'm just checking your math on that.
I'm just saying I need to do something substantial
I'm late for biochem.
I'm Marylin Delpy. I introduced myself when we first...
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not sure how we missed it.
I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at.
I'm not sure why you're asking me that.
I'm not the expert, but being connected to torturing animals
I'm okay.
I'm on my way.
I'm saying, let's calm down until we know what we're talking about.
I'm Sean Parker.
I'm Sharon.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that.
I'm sorry, President Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us.
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab.
I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.
I'm sure you're right.
I'm talking about a jury.
I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished.
I'm the business end of this company.
I'm the guy that wants to help. This is our thing.
I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo?
I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class
I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000 for an Internet venture,
I've been calling his cell.
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close.
I've got champagne.
I've heard.
I've never been in this building before.
I've read enough.
I've read the letter.
I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on.
If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings,
If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.
If this is online, I wanna see it.
If we could just go somewhere for a minute...
If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.
If you don't have a place to crash,
If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots.
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,
If you have a problem with that, Mr. Winklevoss...
If you say so.
If you're a trout.
In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up.
In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.
In late November, I got the e mail from Mark
In one of your e mails to Mr. Narendra,
In order to get the attention of the clubs.
In the 16th e mail you raised concerns about the site's functionality.
In the scheme of things,
In their dealings with members in this community.
Including and especially your clients,
Including the requirement to withdraw from the college.
Incorporation papers for Facebook, an LLC registered in Florida.
Interns.
Is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
Is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address.
Is exclusivity. Right?
Is it Stanford?
Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls
Is probably bad for business.
Is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday.
Is that a question?
Is that they identified me as a co founder of Facebook.
Is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
Is there anything we can do?
Is this yours?
It didn't stop you from writing it.
It exploded.
It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel
It is better to be accused of necrophilia.
It is perfect and it's got a pool.
It just started raining.
It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off.
It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue.
It probably was a diversity thing.
It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site.
It said that we had to have a business meeting.
It says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming
It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.
It was a big project,
It was a great idea.
It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
It was Bill Gates.
It was called The Facebook then.
It was Caribbean Night.
It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all the...
It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until...
It was just a party.
It was kind of a no brainer.
It was paid for out of the $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier.
It was set up through my girlfriend at the time.
It was three or four years ago. I don't know what I said.
It was...
It wasn't a tsk.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
It would be a crime for it not to be shared.
It'll be because you're an asshole.
It's 20 degrees outside.
It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester.