Game of Thrones - Season 1 Edit

A bastard boy with nothing to inherit,

A bird without feathers.

A bit chewy. ( Laughs )

A bit nippy, yeah, by the fire,

A blessing, then.

A bloody coward.

A bloody dead man tried to kill me.

A boar...

A book? What book?

A boy of 10.

A butcher's boy who wants to be a knight, eh?

A captured wildling swears their tribes are uniting in some secret stronghold,

A charming man.

A child born of a traitor's seed

A child's faith... Such sweet innocence.

A common saying, but not their omicial motto.

A couple of tavern wenches to warm our beds tonight.

A courtesy?!

A crown for a king.

A day when he must choose.

A dear friend told me.

A different king.

A different time.

A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

A dozen barrels of Dornish wine?

A family trait.

A fever took him.

A few lies, a few gold coins, one drunken septon

A fool's task, admittedly,

A girl who was almost ****d doesn't invite another man into her bed two hours later.

A good fighter, Toyne, but he lacked stamina.

A good King knows when to save his strength...

A grasper from a minor House with a major talent for befriending powerful men...

A guardsman just rode in from the hills.

A hall to die in

A hundred gold dragons on the Mountain.

A khal who cannot ride is no khal.

A Khal who cannot ride is no Khal.

A Khaleesi.

A knife perhaps, a good, sharp one,

A Lannister always pays his debts.

A Lannister put his spear through your father's leg.

A lemon one... or any of them.

A letter.

A lion doesn't concern himself

A little flower.

A little rougher maybe.

A loyal friend.

A madman sees what he sees.

A man from another land,

A man from Asshai with a dagger of real dragonglass.

A man gets what he earns,

A man of great honor

A man of the Night's Watch...

A man with great ambition and no morals

A naked Knight, apparently.

A Northerner... with a jaw like an anvil

A piece of paper?

A pile of mud. Mud and shit and twigs.

A present?

A rare and costly thing,

A raven came

A raven from King's Landing.

A raven from Winterfell this morning.

A rider in the night...

A Royal Army?

A royal pardon. You can go home now.

A sad thing for a man to admit, but it's true.

A serious boy with a serious cock.

A shame you didn't say a prayer for the butcher's son.

A small gift, for the new khaleesi.

A sword for the Wall?

A Targaryen at the head of a Dothraki army

A thousand of them...

A thousand times.

A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon.

A true ranger.

A Tyroshi.

A very old book in Maester Aemon's library.

A war?

A ward that's a nice word for it.

A whore named Ros.

A wise move

A woman does not give us orders. Not even a Khaleesi.

A woman worth fighting for, I'm sure you'll agree.

A wooden knight.

A... A ponderous tome.

About glad to see you're protecting the throne.

About kings.

About my work at first,

About time we had some stern, northern leadership.

Absolutely.

According to our needs

Aerys Targaryen.

After him until the end of time.

After I raise my armies and kill your traitor brother,

After I'm dead.

After my brother confessed...

After that, you might want him to visit a certain armourer in the city.

After you took your leave. The word ''treason'' was mentioned.

Again, faster.

Against the feel of a newborn son in your arms?

Against the wildlings, the white walkers and whatever else is out there.

Against your Liege Lord.

Agreed.

Ah ah ah!

Ah, good idea, Grandfather. I'm starving.

Ah, life is full of possibilities.

Ah, mmm.

Ah, ****rs.

Ah, so here we sit,

Ah, the children.

Ah, the eastern road.

Ah, the Starks

Ah, well, having a few dragons makes things easier.

Ah, yes, yes, against grumpkins and snarks

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Time for breakfast.

Ahhazaan yer Nemo vacchaki.

Ahhh.

Alas, I was born a Lannister of Casterly Rock.

Alive or dead.

All 40,000 men and their horses too,

All alone in the deep, dark woods.

All back!

All dead, it grieves me to say.

All desires are valid to a man with a full purse.

All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes.

All fried in his own fat.

All he was he owed to Jon Arryn.

All his bannermen have rallied to his side. They'll keep him safe.

All I ask is mercy.

All I can do is ease his path.

All I ever hear from Robert and Stannis is how I'm not tough enough,

All in darkness.

All is accomplished. The City Watch is yours.

All men are made of water,

All men are of one flock, so my people believe.

All of the power is yours. You need only...

All of them brief?

All of them, My Lord?

All of us dead, all of us rotting in the ground.

All of you.

All right then, Lord Snow,

All right then.

All right, you come forward.

All right?

All right.

All so he can stick his spear into something's flesh.

All that is in the past.

All the best swords have names, you know.

All the great knights of the Seven Kingdoms

All the knights draw straws, Lord Stark.

All the lords of Westeros will gather here to see the little prince.

All the people of the world will be his herd.

All the rest of us can do is pray.

All the things men do to show you how much they care.

All these swords, they should be going North, boy.

All these years,

All those birds that whisper in your ear such pretty little things.

All too well. I still carry a token of his esteem

All you needed to do was climb the steps yourself.

All you've got to do is get past the bastard.

Allow me to return the courtesy.

Allowed Robert to bankrupt the realm.

Alone, if you will.

Alongside his valiant brothers in arms.

Already a big lad, already getting a bit of a reputation.

Am I going to run? The hill tribes would kill me for my boots.

Am I starting to make sense?

Am I your brother, now and always?

Am l? That is good to know.

An army of jesters in black?

An easy choice for most.

An inspiring sight for the people, eh?

And a bold man to wield it.

And a Lannister always pays his debts.

And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

And a mug of dark beer to wash it down.

And a traitor to the realm.

And again and again. You're stronger than you look. It shouldn't take long.

And all in darkness.

And all of her children.

And all the other monsters your wet nurse warned you about.

And all the people in it.

And all those who shared in his crimes.

And an expensive wife.

And arse licking and money grubbing.

And Arya...

And aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny.

And asked to call the Prince a liar.

And bacon, burnt black

And because he had dragons

And bigger and bigger.

And break Jaime Lannister's siege of Riverrun.

And bring me my supper.

And bringing them here as eager recruits?

And by morning I was deep enough in love to ask for her hand.

And children are born and live and die

And come the winter you will die...

And command them to supply 10,000 men to the Royal Army.

And courage.

And dark things will come with it.

And did what he did, what little he could do,

And do everything else the Lord Commander requires of you.

And do not open them for anyone you do not know.

And do you see that septa pretending to read her book?

And don't talk about my mother and father ever,

And dragging frightened children from their beds.

And eat.

And eunuchs.

And eventually it became clear that my spite didn't mean anything to you.

And every day that he remains a prisoner,

And everybody wants something dimerent.

And everyone would hate me.

And failed rebellions.

And fair complected, died in his 14th year

And feed it to the goats, yes.

And for 600 years they have never failed to exact their toll.

And forced to run behind the horses for as long as he can.

And forcing you to kill the beast was extreme.

And gave her to his guards.

And go celibate? The whores would go begging

And good luck to him.

And Hand of the King.

And hang you for an oathbreaker.

And have you bled yet?

And he asked for you himself.

And he can't get it up so he knocks all your teeth out.

And he cannot take the throne without your help.

And he left me to rot at The Wall all the same.

And he loved her more than me

And he understands honor...

And he used to be good at it.

And he was followed by his son Aerys...

And he'd be waking three times in the night

And help me return him to Winterfell

And her honey's all mine.

And her tits.

And her, um...

And here we have Bronn son of...

And his brains and his guts, his lungs and his heart

And his congratulations.

And his name is death.

And his poor son...

And his sister,

And hold him captive with impunity,

And hope he's still the man I once knew.

And how do a bear's balls taste?

And how many years did it take to build...

And how's that going, commander Mormont?

And I admire you, Lord Baelish.

And I betrayed him.

And I can't stand the wailing of women.

And I come from a little spit of land called the Fingers,

And I didn't find no little lordlings down there.

And I don't have to go with you if I don't want.

And I don't want to be a lady.

And I have my mind,

And I heard the most amul rumour about a certain lord

And I kept kicking him until he was dead.

And I know I'm a deserter.

And I live, which I very much intend to do.

And I said pick up your sword.

And I still feel like an outsider when I come here.

And I still feel like an outsider when I come here.

And I swear to you...

And I swore oaths to the crown too, if I remember right.

And I want everyone to taste the boar that got me.

And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world.

And I will not risk Robin's life

And I will.

And I won't get in the way, I

And I'd be queen someday.

And I'd recite their names for him.

And I'll give him sons with beautiful blond hair.

And I'll make sure you don't look so fucking grim all the time.

And I've learned to live with it.

And I've seen a pirate who wore his weight in gold

And if by chance he does, we'll throw him back into the sea.

And if he does, I'll kill him.

And if I lose?

And if Joffrey seems likely to cause problems when he comes into his throne,

And if the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out,

And if the Northerners rebel?

And if they die, you will bury them yourselves.

And if you find the proof?

And if you get so much as a whim of treason from any of the rest

And if you lay a hand on me, my father will have both your heads on spikes.

And if you'd rather fuck painted whores, you'll fuck painted whores.

And if you'd rather lie with noble virgins, so be it.

And in the winter, we must protect ourselves,

And is Lady Whent a true and honest friend

And it can never be used to hurt you.

And it doesn't appear to be going anywhere.

And it has has become an army

And it has to be packed very carefully.

And it was discovered that you helped the Starks come to that conclusion...

And it, uh, puts a thousand leagues between you and Thorne.

And it's not your duty, because it's not your House.

And it's possible that they saw Lord Arryn

And Joffrey and Sansa.

And Jon Arryn tracked them all down. Why?

And keep on serving them. (Coughs)

And Lady Stark is not your mother,

And later...

And life will go on.

And lit them on fire.

And live out your days on the Wall with your brother and your bastard son.

And live with it for the rest of your days.

And Lord Tywin is bringing around a second Lannister army from the South.

And lost to her.

And march them home.

And men to bury me.

And most of them will never come back.

And my brother might be the next Hand of the King.

And my Lady Sansa... has begged mercy for her father.

And My Lord you every time you take a shit.

And my son...

And no lying. I'll know if you're lying.

And no one has ever given me what they gave to her in that tent. Never.

And no one knew who I was the last time I came either.

And no one told me.

And noble ladies

And not his wife.

And not long after that

And now I find you leading a host to war.

And now lays siege to Riverrun, Catelyn Stark's homeland.

And now the dragons are dead!

And now you are a dead girl.

And now you're leaving again.

And of conspiring to murder my sister's husband

And of course, you have also heard the phrase,

And offer your sympathies.

And on you.

And one day, before too long, you will present your son to the court.

And only by admitting what we are can we get what we want.

And out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons

And out the other side.

And pick their teeth with his bones.

And piss off the edge of the world.

And pour one for yourself.

And proclaim Joffrey as the true heir.

And Protector of the Realm.

And Protector of the Realm.

And put a sword through King Joffrey's throat.

And remind her that Lannisters

And Robert held me. I screamed and I battled, but he held me.

And Robert will choose a new Hand of the King,

And seize the throne for myself.

And send word to Jaime that I am moving against Robb Stark.

And sentence him to death.

And set the Riverland on fire from God's Eye to the Red Fork.

And seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.

And she had a child, another bastard named Snow?

And she loved me too.

And she refused them all.

And she was hungry.

And shoved his face into the burning coals.

And so would you.

And some bone to keep it all standing.

And somehow I found myself in her bed.

And stay...

And strong too. Jon knew it.

And sudden.

And sworn to defend the king's peace.

And tell me, Lord Renly,

And tell me, Lord Renly,

And tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service,

And that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?

And that fool Viserys as well.

And that his sons and grandsons shall hold this honor

And that is why we have to stop them.

And that lad

And that's all the realm is now

And that's what I'll do until he tells me otherwise.

And the children!

And the Dothraki horde crosses the Narrow Sea...

And the Dothraki take slaves like a hound takes a bitch.

And the Hand proclaims another,

And the Lannisters conspire against the throne,

And the Mad King laughing.

And the man that she wanted to marry

And the only crossing is at The Twins.

And the other brother?

And the other half would do the same, except they'd **** you first.

And the queen and her twin brother.

And the Riverlands.

And the Starks? Lord Eddard?

And the trust of my friend Robert.

And the two Stark girls saw it, both of them.

And the whores are walking bow legged.

And the wolves are fighting the lions and the savage...

And the years have not made him kinder.

And their children.

And their iron chair too.

And their smug, satisfied faces.

And then it's on to the Red Keep to free Ned.

And then she left!

And then we will kill them all.

And Theon too, I suppose.

And there are several other appointments that require

And there conspired to murder my son.

And there is only one thing we say to death

And there you have it man and wife.

And there's the clever one.

And these 10,000 Northern troops, would they fight for you or their lord?

And they ain't sleeping no more.

And they can kill.

And they do it so plump little lords like you

And they drank the sun's fire.

And they were all stunted and wrong with skulls no bigger than dog skulls.

And they will call you men of the Night's Watch,

And they'll come back with mother.

And they're somewhere else...

And this is my day?

And this is the first of many courses.

And those he loves on the other,

And three...

And to you

And today his wife would be making him miserable,

And Valryon,

And watch over all the other men from Winterfell.

And we got caught in the open.

And we shall allow you to live out your days

And wept and felt the tears freeze on their cheeks.

And what about Jaime Lannister?

And what about the Starks?

And what about you, my Lord? What's the strangest thing you've eaten?

And what do I get?

And what do you care about our faces?

And what do you want?

And what have you done with these blessings, huh?

And what is duty...

And what lies beyond.

And what of my wrath, Lord Stark?

And what of the direwolf?

And what should I do with a hundred swords?

And what will happen to me if I stay here?

And what would you do, my friend, if you found yourself sitting up there?

And when he falls?

And when I am done with the Lannisters

And when I finally saw him on our wedding day in the Sept of Baelor,

And when the time comes, to make little princes and princesses.

And when they wake up

And when they wake up, what?

And when to destroy his enemies.

And where are they?

And where is she now?

And where is that written?

And where's Robert in the line of royal succession?

And wherever they are, just a few flaps of their wings

And which one of you was a marksman at ten?

And whispered in my ear, ''Lyanna.''

And who are these...

And who were you hoping to skewer with Needle?

And who would mourn poor Varys then?

And whose ship had sails of coloured silk.

And why is it

And why is my surname Snow?

And why wouldn't she? I mean, who could compare to him?

And winter is coming!

And winter is coming.

And women smothered their babies

And would again, My Lord.

And yet here I stand.

And yet here you stand.

And yet they say wisdom oft comes

And yet you really want to say.

And you wherever you're from

And you are a Stark.

And you ate your last meal a week ago, you leave nothing for the wolves.

And you be the woman.

And you can afford that?

And you can dine on whichever parts of her you like.

And you look tired from the road.

And you lot will be passed along to the lord commander

And you see the horde approaching, you have two choices:

And you shall have all my son promised you and more.

And you will be his queen.

And you will be queen over all of them.

And you will fall on your knees in front of them

And you will go to King's Landing.

And you will hear his judgment.

And you will.

And you, Stark.

And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?

And you?

And you...

And you're not a knight.

And you're quite certain he died of a natural illness?

And you're still blessed with youth.

And you've made it.

And your brother and your sister

And your brother, the eldest, what's his name?

And your father said you couldn't take anyone with you to King's Landing?

And your mother.

And your old gods too, maybe.

And your son's got no fur to keep his balls warm.

And your sons shall be knights and princes and lords.

And your strengths.

And?

And?

And?

And...

And... engage!

Another night, perhaps.

Another visit?

Any last words?

Any man of the Night's Watch, but not l, eh, boy?

Any sign of Benjen or the rest of his party?

Anyone or anything that tries to hurt them

Anyone with a few coppers in his pocket can own you for the night.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anything else?

Anyway, don't despair.

Anyway, you don't have a choice. Robb's waiting.

Apparently not.

Are at each other's throats, so enough.

Are Jaime Lannister's bastards.

Are lurking beyond The Wall.

Are rather dimerent things.

Are the two mutually exclusive in your experience?

Are there really giants beyond the Wall?

Are those the best weapons you could steal?

Are you a slave, Khaleesi?

Are you afraid that I'm dancing around the court with my tits out?

Are you afraid?

Are you all right?

Are you an idiot?

Are you as good with a spear as you used to be?

Are you ashamed of me?

Are you completely mad?

Are you from my country?

Are you going below?

Are you going to say something clever?

Are you gonna sing when I hit you?

Are you having a go at me? Is that it?

Are you hurt?

Are you in agony, my lion?

Are you men or snakes, that you would threaten a child?

Are you telling me the crown is three million in debt?

Are you telling me those cowards would let me win?

Are you touched, boy?! Letting him go?

Armor make a man...

Arms an assassin with his own blade?

Arry the orphan boy.

Arry.

Arya child, we are done with dancing for the day.

Arya Stark, come with us.

Arya would rather act like a beast than a lady.

Arya, leave him alone.

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya!

Arya.

As a matter of fact,

As any sane man would.

As attacking the Hand of the King in the streets of the capital.

As clear and tasteless as water. It leaves no trace.

As far as I could tell you actually enjoyed it.

As far south as south goes,

As for myself, I don't require a large room.

As for the rest... it was 300 years ago.

As husbands and wives.

As I have.

As I said, I was young and stupid.

As I said, I'm no hero.

As I said, my lord, a ponderous read.

As in, ''I'm going to open your lord

As is my wife. I don't think the widow's life would suit her.

As it please Your Grace, I ask mercy for my father,

As long as it pleases me.

As long as they remain on the other side of the Narrow Sea

As Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.

As my father was and his father before him.

As the princess commands.

As there are men with gold in their purse.

As warden of the North. Uncle Kevan, maybe.

As was l.

As you command, lady.

As you command, Your Grace.

As you command.

As you will.

As you will. But still, we'd best make our plans.

As you wish, lad.

As you wish, Your Grace.

As your brother, I feel it's my duty to warn you...

As... As we sin...

Ask away.

Ask me nicely and maybe I'll tell you, dwarf.

Assemble 100 men and ride to Ser Gregor's keep.

At first, just saying her name even in private

At Jakar?

At least I can smell someone else's blood.

At least I hope she did.

At least it was, until the tournament on Prince Joffrey's last Nameday.

At least they'll say I did this right,

At least you weren't whoring in Mole's Town.

At low tide we'd lay you on your back on the beach,

At night they see fires blazing in the mountains

At once, My Lord.

At someone, I mean.

At sunset.

At the Last Hearth. Blue of eye, brown of hair

At the Trident, he didn't appear until the battle was done.

Ath ja haker.

Athjahakar.

Athjahakar.

Athjahakar.

Attack him!

Attacking him was stupid.

Away with you, dog

Aye, day after tomorrow.

Aye, they do.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye. But the dead won't hear them.

Back in our day, you weren't a real man

Back there.

Back to Winterfell wi his tail between his legs.

Back! Back to the inn!

Backstabbing and scheming

Backstabbing doesn't prepare you for a fight.

Bad luck for him going against the Mountain.

Baelor!

Baelor.

Balian to the rangers.

Bar the doors

Be appointed Hand of the King.

Be careful you don't cut yourself

Be gone now, Arya.

Be of paramount importance.

Be quick about it.

Because all I could think was what if I got her pregnant

Because I want you and your wolf with us

Because I'm fat?

Because of men like you.

Because the king needs a Hand and the Hand...

Because the spider heard a rumour?

Because the voices in his head told him they deserved it?

Because they're my people. This is my army.

Because when I fight a man for real,

Because wherever you go,

Because you are going to the deepest of the seven hells,

Because...

Becca. With the great big tits you could bury your face in.

Been dead awhile, I'd say.

Before an Umber marches behind a Glover.

Before he fled from Westeros.

Before long I'll be dead.

Before summer's over. [Laughing]

Before the long night comes.

Before they came here.

Before they cut my balls off with a hot knife

Before you go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark

Before you know it they're ripping each other to pieces.

Before your brother bought me for you, it was my job to make men happy.

Bend the knee and swear loyalty to my son...

Bend the knee, my lord

Benjen Stark's own blood?

Benjen: I wanted to be here when you saw it for the first time.

Besides, it is a poor wine merchant who would drink up his own wares.

Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie.

Bessie. She was one of yours.

Best close your eyes, get it over with.

Best for Tyrion son of Tywin.

Best it comes from you.

Best move I ever saw.

Best said in private, my lord.

Better a quick death. They won't last without their mother.

Better looking bitches than you're used to, Uncle.

Better than you do.

Between here and King's Landing.

Between honor on the one hand...

Between us and the Wildlings is that

Beyond the Wall, the Rangers are reporting whole villages abandoned.

Beyond the Wall, they're the only Gods.

Beyond the Wall?

Black Ears! Burned Men!

Bleeds like the rest of us?

Blind, frail.

Blind, with leather wings like the wings of a bat.

Blond hair, sharp tongue, short man.

Blood of my blood.

Blood of my blood...

Blood will always tell.

Bloody oafs.

Born to Lord Hother Umber and Lady Amaryllis Umber

Both Baratheon brothers have taken up against us.

Both.

Bound in service to Castle Black and the Night's Watch.

Boy king.

Boy, girl you are a sword,

Boy, this is the King's Hand!

Boy! Bread, meat and beer. Quickly.

Boys have been conquerors before.

Bran,

Bran.

Bran...

Bran's life is in their hands now.

Brandon!

Brave man, terrible judgment.

Bread. And two of those little fish.

Brigands, most likely.

Bring her to me unharmed or Khal Drogo will hear why you denied me.

Bring her to me. And those women there.

Bring him back to me.

Bring me a horn of ale, Snow,

Bring me his head!

Bring me his horse.

Bring me some beer at least.

Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock,

Brothels make a much better investment than ships,

Builders!

Burn them all.

Burned right through him, whatever it was.

But a man in full plate

But alas, winning a kingdom and ruling a kingdom

But before his blood was cold...

But beloved Baelor taught us...

But Cersei insisted.

But come back to me, my sun and stars.

But do you understand why I had to kill him?

But don't go looking for me to bend the knee

But doubtless the Greatjon only meant to cut my meat for me.

But enough about me. How have you been

But family.

But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark

But for the realm

But he does have a certain mindless...

But he is my father and Robb is my brother.

But he never paid for you.

But he was the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms.

But he was tough, Ned,

But he's coming right now, down our road.