The Mask Stanley Ipkiss Soundboard Edit

Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson

Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened

Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank

Bazooka I have a permit for that

Boy you really narrowed it down

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green

Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!

Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so

Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder

Hold on sugar daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight

Hold onto your lug nuts it's time for an overhaul

How do

How do (2)

I think he wants to communicate

If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years

It's party time p a r t

Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise

Let's rock this joint

Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head

Look ma i'm road kill!

Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute

Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks

Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there

Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks

Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze

Smoking! (2)

That's a spicy meatball

The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change

There you go son now get out of here you bother me

This guy's incorrigible

This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first

Where were you last night the girls and I were looking all over for you did you happen to look outside in the gutter

Why because I gotta

You got me partner

You were good kid real good but as long as i'm around you'll always be second best see

(elvis voice) thank you very much