Riverdale (2017) - Season 2 Edit

A big one.

A bounty? What are you talking about? Is that even legal?

A bullet to the head? That is clearly a mafioso's doing.

A cabaret space for world class entertainment

A celebrity endorsement for my campaign.

A cello bow, of all things.

A con man. A preacher passing through town.

A corrupter of children who deserves swift, brutal justice.

A couple low level capos and some zit faced high school kid?

A couple of times, I've just caught him staring at us.

A couple times, I looked the other way.

A cover story. A reason to see Nick that has nothing to do with the Lodges.

A deputy told you he was dead?

A dog on a leash who does what its told.

A fall like that should've killed her. She's lucky.

A family of four was murdered by someone the press called the Riverdale Reaper.

A family of four was murdered.

A few months ago, one of Hiram's business associates came

A friend of mine from the farm...

A game that ends with me catching you.

A good family.

A group of men killed him. Justice had been served.

A group...

A hand on an elbow, a whisper in an ear...

A handsome devil.

A hero, a force for good.

A hungry wolf.

A jingle jangle addict's body was found by the tracks this morning.

A leather passport case for my dad now that he can travel again,

A letter from the Black Hood.

A letter threatening you, Mom.

A lot are coming for it.

A lot of people took advantage of Riot Night.

A lot of Serpents couldn't afford to leave Riverdale.

A lot of Serpents couldn't afford to leave Riverdale.

A malicious take down of one of our student's parents

A man I know well. You could coordinate with him.

A man killed his family, and a group of people decided

A man who saw what had to be done and did it,

A mighty river. Back in those early days, we had a hand in everything.

A million should do it.

A modern day Moll Flanders?

A modern day Romulus and Remus.

A new story begins in Riverdale tonight, a story about reinvention and aspiration.

A nice ending to a sad story.

A nice place to grow up.

A nice, happy ending.

A night at the Five Seasons might be something you'd enjoy.

A night together.

A Northsider put him there! You took our friend.

A party? No. No, no, no.

A phoenix reborn in the spotlight.

A pit of violence waiting to erupt.

A place for North and Southsiders alike.

A preacher passing through town.

A predator.

A prison would rip the soul out of the Southside.

A private, for profit prison.

A quarter of our earnings are gonna be funneled into education.

A quarter to Lenny alone, not to mention the affairs.

A question.

A rare win, but yes.

A rattlesnake, Toni. A rattlesnake bit me and drew blood.

A really weird thing happened when I was at Josie's last night.

A rumble with the Ghoulies? It's a suicide run.

A safe haven where we can be Serpents, in school hours, under everyone's noses.

A Serpent never betrays his own!

A Serpent tattoo.

A single. On the second floor.

A sizable donation to your re election campaign.

A state prison on the east side of Paris, known as the Bastille

A story about my plans for Riverdale. And rather than hear it from him...

A struggle, obviously.

A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do

A throwback to when the Shoppe first opened its doors.

A tiny bit, yeah.

A town hall meeting had been set by Mayor McCoy.

A truth that could not be burned away.

A truth that whispered to her:

A tunnel we could use to get to Cheryl?

A Vughead kiss? Right now, in the present,

A well informed, loose lipped crony.

A wild ride.

A young man never forgets his first car.

About a family murdered in Fox Forest 40 years ago.

About Archie coming over for dinner...

About gangs and drugs while you're going to school here?

About General Pickens. But I did some follow up research.

About her dance macabre with the Black Hood.

About how you seem to care more about catching a vandal than the Black Hood.

About my brother.

About my father.

About order, he was nowhere to be seen.

About partnering with Elio's family on a modestly sized casino?

About something that happened in Riverdale a long time ago.

About that guy who stopped for us tonight, Mr. American Gothic,

About that murdered family?

About the ownership of the Chock'lit Shoppe.

About the Southside.

About the Southside.

About what?

Absolutely not

Absolutely, Mr. Lodge.

Absolutely, sir. I'll be there.

Absolutely, Sweet Pea. It's our priority. No one should be marginalized or excluded.

Absolutely.

Accident?

According to Keller, dozens of households received the exact same letter.

According to Pop Tate,

According to the Lodges.

According to Veronica, nothing.

Accusing you of being the Black Hood? I can't imagine where she got that idea.

Accusing you publicly

Act normal, right? Life goes on, doesn't it?

Actually, Cheryl, I was just about to take a break, but Vic here can help you. Vic.

Actually, Dad, I need to talk to you about something.

Actually, I have a question.

Actually, I wanted to meet because I need help.

Actually, I'm gonna sit alone.

Actually, I'm in AA. Started in jail, and I don't plan on stopping.

Actually, I'm, uh, staying behind.

Actually, Kev, I was thinking how I've never seen your house.

Actually, my parents think I should avoid the spotlight.

Actually, we may not have.

Actually...

Actually... before we begin...

Adams? You double crossing piece of [grunts]

Add to their ranks Riverdale's very own psychopath,

Adjourned.

Admit it, Betty.

Admit what you did, Chic.

Admittedly, this is all way more complicated

Afraid not. I just wanna get out of this thing.

Afraid of having a vision, of seeing what has to be done and doing it.

After all you kept from me about Daddy, about Jason's death,

After all, if our young lovers dared to defy the Black Hood,

After all, there's a reason it's called hush money.

After all..

After Cheryl's brush with death,

After hearing about how Archie took initiative with Nick,

After my dad was shot, I felt lost, powerless.

After seeing your performance today, Archie, for some reason I'm less worried.

After so much adversity...

After that article came out, I forbade her to, Hermione. I was worried.

After the fires I've walked through, Kevin, the world needs to see me up on that stage,

After the penthouse party, but I nipped it in the bud.

After the rumble, some of the Serpents defected. They

After this endorsement, let's keep our heads down,

After what I did to Jason Blossom, I can't.

After what Nick did to Veronica at his party.

After you sent Archie to break up with me, Toni stayed over.

After your cut, I'd be operating at a loss,

After your visit, I made it my mission to catch the man who invaded your home.

After your visit, I made it my mission to catch the man who invaded your home.

Afternoon, gentlemen.

Again.

Against everything that's coming our way.

Against the Black Hood?

Against the Lodges. Come what may.

Against the Northside. I had no right...

Against you and your holier than thou attitude.

Agent Adams, what can we do to speed things up?

Agent Adams, you stay the hell away from my dad.

Agent Adams. Nice to meet you. Your father and I were just finishing up.

Agreed.

Ah, please.

Ah, the Black Hood, the Red Circle, a town hall meeting.

Ah.

Ah. Beware the Zodiac.

Ah. Checking to make sure I'm on board with the "plan"?

Ah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling better already.

Ah. Thought I recognized you.

Ahem. What do you think, Archie? Isn't she a miracle?

Albert Fish, Aileen Wuornos.

Alice Cooper?

Alice, in the spirit of public safety Tom, tell me if you disagree.

Alice, what the hell are you doing here?

Alice?

Alice.

Alice. Slow down. Slow down, all right? He came to see me and I turned him away.

Alive or preferably dead.

All better.

All cued up.

All former Southside High students will remain at Riverdale High

All girls. She left just last night.

All have in common?

All I can say is...

All I could do was speculate.

All I'm saying is let's not call for blood until we've had a trial.

All in good time, Madame Blossom.

All it would take is one match, and we'd all blow up.

All kinds.

All legal, of course.

All of her stuff is gone

All of my favorites.

All of Riot Night was a Hiram Lodge orchestrated mousetrap.

All of us got together and hired private security to keep out the riffraff

All of us in lockstep.

All of us.

All Reggie needs to tell us, Melinda, is how he acquired it.

All right, but it's us against who knows how many.

All right, Carrietta, it's time to come out of your closet.

All right, enough pomp and circumstance.

All right, here's Dad.

All right, Kevin, you stay here.

All right, let's do this!

All right, now it's a party.

All right, Order of the Ophidians...

All right, then.

All right, then.

All right, then. I need a volunteer.

All right, War Dogs

All right, whoever you are...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Come on. Come on.

All right. Pair off.

All right. Two dots and a dash.

All right. You're in.

All snakes have a soft underbelly.

All the kingpins, together in one room.

All this contract stuff with the Lodges?

All this intense stuff with her family, the pressure she's under.

All those against going to war with the Ghoulies? And all those for giving them hell on the battlefield tomorrow?

All those in favor?

All those who stand with Jughead and think Tall Boy should shut the hell up?

All too real, Tee Tee. I fear they're plotting against me and Nana Rose.

All you do is demonize the Southside,

All you have to do is play nice.

Alliances would be formed,

Allow me to explain

Also known as Tall Boy.

Also remember, don't ride the clutch, and don't let it slip between gear shifts.

Also, I admit to being, on occasion...

Also, I've re upped my online membership

Also, no one's gonna mess with those guys there.

Also, the show, as they say, must go on.

Also, Toni, one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you,

Also, uh, Betty, they just brought your old man into to ER.

Also...

Also...

Also... that charge I made for Fred's medical bills?

Although your brown nosing at dinner was over the top, Nicky.

Although, I still have room for more dessert.

Always my birthday.

Always said buenos días. Always carried my groceries.

Always three steps ahead of everyone around her.

Am I directing a train wreck? And where's my tea?

Am I hearing acceptance?

Am I supposed to pay you?

Ammo, holster, Kevlar vest.

Amphetamines, baclofen, modafinil, jingle jangle.

An angel donation.

An anonymous tip led to the suspect, and when we went to question him

An Eden along the river of Sweetwater,

An eye for an eye.

An hour ago.

An hour. That's all I'm asking for, Sweet Pea.

An innocent man. What if that's why he picked me?

An oath to this family in this very room.

An... inocente.

And

And

And Oh, the last time I was here, you had the most scrumptious scones.

And "Am I gonna date Archie or Jughead?"

And a daughter wanting to protect her mother. While less than 50 yards away... Once more,

And a guarantee that all copies in your possession will be erased.

And a horrifying act of desecration would be committed.

And a hunger for social justice,

And a little something for my best girl.

And accepting the fact that you're more suited to singing with the Pussycats.

And adding salt to the wound,

And after Cheryl's testimony, it was a perfect storm.

And all I've been thinking is as soon as FP gets home, everything will get better,

And all the notes people left her

And alone. It'll just be me and Pinkie here.

And also to say:

And also, perhaps,

And also, to keep you in check.

And an embezzler,

And Andrews Construction co sponsoring.

And another. And another.

And anyway, there's nothing to put in it.

And Archie Andrews.

And are you doing this just to buy me?

And as feelings that had long been buried shook loose.

And as for Betty, I... I apologize. I mean, I

And as for Betty, you should maybe talk to her.

And associates with violent people.

And attacked Nick St. Clair.

And before you say no, Andy Cohen

And besides, you heard what Mommy said. Nothing really happened to me.

And Betty, the girl next door,

And bonus for me, incredibly sexy when he sings.

And build yours with the Black Hood.

And built a business out of nothing.

And by "we," I mean our friends, our families.

And by that, I mean his crime family.

And can we not talk about that private army you're starting? Okay?

And come alone. Or Red loses even more blood.

And compensated release from the contract. How does that sound?

And concoct world building, role playing scenarios,

And continue to do, we find you guilty. Your sentence is this.

And dark. Chic...

And decadent cocktails

And decided, if you wanna keep the Red Circle going...

And deep into gambling debts.

And did you?

And disbanded the Red Circle, your suspension will begin.

And do we know him? His family?

And do you walk in the light of the Lord?

And drag you both through the mud?

And engage with him directly about Poppa Poutine.

And even if she does, we will take care of it.

And everyone signing whatever it is they need to sign?

And everything else we could to catch this monster,

And everything was the same.

And Fangs is clinging to life.

And figuring out how to...

And flying off the handle."

And for that reason alone, you're not getting the Serpent vote.

And for that, I'm sorry.

And FP is the last loose end to tie up.

And from now on, I will be.

And get McCoy off our back.

And give birth in a trough, no doubt.

And give me that check.

And God and Gucci willing, Cheryl's safe, wherever she is.

And God help me...

And has been giving us creepy vibes ever since?

And has no intention of letting your father out.

And hash this out like civilized humans?

And have a toehold on the Northside, so, congratulations.

And he came home at like 4 a.m.

And he doesn't want anyone to know about it.

And he has all the stealth of a Marshmallow Man.

And he has an airtight alibi.

And he scares me.

And he seems to be attacking anyone with ties to the Northside.

And he starts blabbing about other bad things that he's done?

And he still hasn't made amends, so...

And he told me to cut Veronica out of my life or he

And he wanted to make sure we You would be safe.

And he was adamant about giving you, and you alone, studio time.

And he'd just handed Hiram Lodge the keys.

And he'll be steering clear of you from here on out.

And he's apprehended Midge Klump's murderer.

And he's been puppet mastering you?

And he's offered to pay rent.

And help make Riverdale more secure for our families,

And her books and her stuffed animals...

And her parents. And the way they do business.

And his campaign, as you know, is based on promoting a wholesome view of Riverdale.

And his father is King Midas rich.

And his time came the same night as my daughter's confirmation.

And how close you were.

And how do you know all this?

And how far into darkness would Archie go

And how many loose ends are out there we're not even thinking about.

And how maybe we can kill two birds with one stone.

And how would I do that?

And I also give to charities. It helps me sleep at night.

And I also know, from our, um... mutual friends,

And I am just getting started with you

And I am just getting started with you

And I am not making excuses for Sierra.

And I am very well acquainted with how alluring the Jones men are.

And I believe you.

And I can't believe I'm about to say this.

And I can't remember what they looked like.

And I continued the work that he and my grandfather started.

And I convinced him to pay Nick a visit.

And I cut her.

And I don't believe you would've...

And I don't expect to stay here for free.

And I don't wanna overstep...

And I doubt that any of you became Serpents

And I found this book...

And I got a letter from the Black Hood killer.

And I had my pick of gentlemen callers lining up every evening.

And I have a call with the Lodge Charitable Trust.

And I have just the prescription.

And I have to answer.

And I hesitated.

And I just wanna say, girls, I'm so excited to work on my moves

And I know it's not my place to ask...

And I know that I need goodness in my life.

And I needed to fill the extra space when you...

And I pray you can offer some advice.

And I realized that this is just a sick game to him.

And I saw you and, um...

And I stand before you today, a humble resident of this town,

And I think Agent Adams is more dangerous than you are at this point.

And I think I'll be set.

And I think I'm next.

And I think...

And I thought he was a part of it, but he's not.

And I thought that maybe, if you had it, too, which I think you do,

And I wanna be the one who does it.

And I want to do it myself.

And I want you to be my co president.

And I was feeling like it was time for me to move back and get answers from him.

And I was hoping maybe you could help my dad.

And I was right here in the station when Ms. Grundy was murdered in Greendale.

And I was surprised to meet our brother.

And I was thinking that that could be Veronica.

And I wasn't snooping, believe it or not, but...

And I wasn't trying to hurt you, either.

And I will be watching you very closely."

And I will talk to Hiram.

And I will tolerate you...

And I won't hesitate, like with the Black Hood.

And I won't take no for an answer.

And I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same man.

And I'd appreciate it if you'd stopped harassing my client.

And I'd prefer Veronica safely out of town.

And I'll be taking it into Evidence.

And I'll have speak to Andre about that. What is it, Archie?

And I'll record it and arrest him.

And I'm back in the place of, "What if my father's behind this?"

And I'm done with Serpent life.

And I'm helping him organize.

And I'm hoping you'll stand by my side, Archie.

And I'm Josie McCoy, formerly of the Pussycats.

And I'm negative, but it's been pretty intense.

And I'm not gonna give you his name, so don't ask,

And I'm not interested in being anybody's rebound

And I'm not jumping to any conclusions until I hear Archie's side of the story.

And I'm not sure I want him to be compromised.

And I'm realizing that one of the reasons I threw myself into it

And I'm relieved that Veronica has someone so fiercely protective.

And I'm scared he's gonna... come back and finish the job.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm talking years.

And I'm telling you...

And I'm thinking he found out about me.

And I'm trying to get him to trust me,

And I'm trying to stay away from my mother

And I've already told you, I don't remember.

And if Fred Andrews gets elected mayor, then I live to fight another day.

And if Hermione Lodge wins, well, then, I'm out on my ass.

And if I don't? If I refuse?

And if I don't...

And if I find him, what will you do to him?

And if I got rid of him, I could get rid of you, too, FP.

And if Mr. Lodge's plan can shore things up

And if Penny Peabody reaches out, don't respond.

And if we involve the police, we risk exposing ourselves.

And if we were bad,

And if you are? Then expel me.

And if you guys behave yourselves, nobody gets their skulls knocked in.

And if you roll a six, you can take over the Kingdom of Theodore.

And if you think you can run this town plus Andrews Construction

And in grief, brought us together.

And in one fell swoop, we all slid off the board and into freefall.

And in that void, she had seen a dark reflection.

And in the belly.

And in the end, I bear no ill will toward my beau,

And in the meantime, I'll keep this very close.

And instead, you're running for student council president? Why?

And into the light ourselves. Surely you understand that?

And it became apparent that I was being primed to inherit

And it can't be my name.

And it can't just be you against an armed madman.

And it made me think...

And it sounded like he was saying goodbye for good.

And it was led by your hero there, General Pickens,

And it was Mr. and Mrs. Lodge, my dad, the sheriff, Mayor McCoy, and

And it wasn't a ski mask? He was wearing a black hood for sure?

And it worked, for a while.

And it'll be a cold day in hell

And it'll be worse for you than for me.

And it's been a

And it's going to take compromise.

And it's like we're selling Christmas trees

And it's not an excuse...

And it's probably gonna be a long one.

And it's simple and non negotiable.

And it's terrifying.

And Jellybean, growing up in a town...

And Jughead and I were wondering if you guys would follow up on it for us.

And just as I was getting ready to head back to Centerville, Chic called me.

And keeping secrets is because you are.

And let's just say she spends an awful lot of time in cheap motels.

And like my daughter, I will fight tooth and nail for it.

And look, you and Veronica, it's your first real relationship.

And maybe if I'm their president,

And maybe you raise the stakes. Whoever wins controls Southside High

And maybe... so was Riverdale.

And me.

And murdered Geraldine Grundy.

And my dad is going away for 20 years.

And my dad, too. He got roped in.

And my dad's acting like he's the devil's spawn

And my friends.

And my mom and I had a big talk after the riots, and I am an artist.

And my mom was depressed

And my mother destroyed it.

And my parents think your dad would make an ideal candidate.

And neither Veronica nor I hold any grudges.

And never will.

And next time, listen, child.

And Nick has done it before, I'm sure of it.

And Nick has done it before, I'm sure of it.

And not a moment too soon. Archie, trouble.

And not even some fuzzy footage of me delivering a crate

And not just us.

And nothing was the same.

And now he wants me to do the same with Jug.

And now he's dead.

And now is punishing us for it.

And now killed Midge.

And now since the Black Hood started, it's gotten so much worse.

And now that you mention it,

And now to find out he's actually multiple people,

And now you're crusading for his freedom.

And now, as for your first official duty as Serpent King...

And now, Betty and Jughead, you are caught up in the aftermath.

And now, it lives in Betty.

And now, suddenly, we have 14 days to vacate Sunnyside Trailer Park.

And now...

And of course I don't have a frigging spare

And often at the hands of the other.

And other parts of her body.

And our dads are literal rivals.

And our true selves are laid bare for all the world to see.

And ours is an ongoing arrangement.

And pack your things, Betty. This honeymoon is over. Over.

And partnering up with the man who's been messing around with your wife?

And Penny and the Ghoulies who almost killed Jughead at your bidding.

And people paid for that mistake with their lives.

And performing charitable works. I'm volunteering at a soup kitchen.

And plant a bug in Hiram's office.

And please don't go snooping for the gifts this year. He hates that

And plunging necklines, and throwing shade to distract us all

And Pop's puts Serendipity 3's to shame, but why this hill to die on?

And posted a new video apologizing some more

And presumably enrolled at a local high school.

And pushed her down the stairs.

And reevaluate certain aspects of the case.

And remembered the laws.

And right now, we're telling you, again, keep your head in the sand.

And ripples from his gruesome acts continue to be felt today.

And Riverdale's protected.

And Riverdale's so much nicer than Centerville.

And see how he reacts.

And see if they line up with the attack on Fred.

And see if we find a match, so not quite a needle in a haystack.

And she didn't say it back. And yes, she heard me.

And she was beautiful and righteous.

And she's lending me an outfit for the will reading.

And should live amongst the pigs.

And show them, and the town, Cheryl's drawings of you,

And since it was his signature move, back in the day,

And since we're not getting any answers about anything...

And so I pray for him, and for me and the kids.

And somehow, he could be blaming the town for what happened.

And speaking of housewives, we have a very special guest, Bravo's very own Andy Cohen. Mr. Cohen, what brings you to Riverdale?

And spend some time with my daughter Elizabeth.

And suddenly, I hear gunshots.

And suspected he was much closer.

And Svenson would have let himself be mutilated?

And taking care of my mom.

And thank you for coming back for me.

And that boy at Shadow Lake.

And that come morning, Riverdale as you know it will cease to exist.

And that I can score you some. Who's it for?

And that it seemed pretty serious, with tongues serious. That's all.

And that might make my dad hit pause.

And that requires learning from the best.

And that she pulled Jughead into this.

And that this news will be difficult to process.

And that we went for a jog and we broke bread together.

And that will be SoDale.

And that will happen. Just no need to rush it.

And that will require certain sacrifices.

And that would've been

And that you're trying to go after them in some way,

And that's gonna be easier to do if you endorse this partnership.

And the day after he rejected the offer...

And the delivery you did, and the debt you owe her.

And the FBI, to shut you down.

And the man who shot me is still out there,

And the more he looks down on me, the more I wanna show him that he's wrong.

And the next blood to be spilt will be yours.

And the pain he's caused to the people that I care about, including you.

And the person who did it is still out there.

And the Register, but we need the mayor's office as well.

And the rest of the Dark Circle very angry and frustrated.

And the Serpents will not die out. Not on my watch.

And the Southside.

And the terrors of the Black Hood killer,

And the town hall shooting. As well as this black hood.

And the truth is, we'll need Fred for what comes next.

And the way they use their daughter to do their business.

And then happily treated myself to a facial.

And then he just...

And then I just did it again.

And then the first chance you get, you side with a stranger over me.

And then there are the uglier aspects of the job.

And then there was one.

And then we are going to leave.

And then what?

And then you can tell whoever you want.

And then you hung up on me, so I kind of got nervous.

And then you sent me this.

And then you shipped me off to a ghoulish nunnery.

And then you try to make me the monster!

And then you're leaving, immediately.

And then, at a certain point, he stopped being that happy kid,

And then, one day, there was only one. The bad one.

And then...

And there wouldn't be any payback?

And there's living directly over the tracks.

And there's nothing evil about buying a newspaper.

And there's nothing I can say to change your mind?

And there's nothing you could say that would change that.

And they have the means to help

And this house, I could get used to this house.

And this is Kevin.

And this is the other one.

And this isn't about that.

And this land, the land that we're standing on,

And this time, we'll have the new sheriff's support. No offense, Kev.

And this van just pulled up and it circled back three times.

And those ludicrous presents you bought yourself.

And to be a team player, as long as I'm in the front.

And to return to my own legal career right here in Riverdale

And to say you should go outside to check on your car.

And to stop the Black Hood?

And to you, Madam Mayor.

And toilets that flush.

And two, ever since that night, it's like...

And use that money to bolster our police department.

And varsity football tryouts, haven't we?

And we can't bring them back.

And we did some stuff, but not everything.

And we do not know who stole it.

And we donated most of his stuff.

And we got rid of Tall Boy...

And we humbly ask the court for leniency.

And we let you have it

And we need to borrow your dad's truck. Archie, no questions asked, okay?

And we need to talk to his family. That's part of being a leader.

And we sit over there. With the Serpents

And we want Pop Tate to know that the town is rallying behind him.

And we were talking today,

And we were wondering

And we will end you.

And we will end you.

And we will end you"?

And we will mourn him. We will. But first, we will honor him.

And we will.

And we wouldn't mind seeing more of Archie.

And we're chill, unlike these guys.

And we're coming for you.

And we're writing about how people use Swedlow Swamp as a dumping ground.

And wearing costumes to role play to get our rocks off.

And went to Pop's and got some burgers.

And what exactly is this for?

And what happened to Midge are separate incidents.

And what he became.

And what I saw staring back at me, I don't wanna do that again.

And what if we run into the killer?

And what would that be, Sister Livingston?

And what, pray tell, is this?

And what, pray tell, will you be doing with all of your extra time, FP?

And whatever I can do to help you...

And when some hillbilly threatened Mr. Lodge's daughter, I did the same.

And when you see it, you will die,

And where is the dining room rug?

And where we can celebrate the living legacy of the Uktena,

And where, oh, where do you think you're going, sheriff?

And while the decay is real, it is not irreversible."

And who better than Hiram Lodge's teen capo?

And who coincidentally showed up in Riverdale after Mr. Svenson was killed?

And who's this?

And why did it suddenly feel so close to fruition?

And why on earth would you be there?

And why should we be surprised?

And why shouldn't I assume you have the same weak character?

And why, pray tell, not?

And why'd he send it to your daughter and not you?

And will continue until you've complied.

And with that, it's official. Congratulations.

And yeah. Why would you do that?

And yet, for all I've taught you, you've been making amateur mistakes.

And you and I have never been so frayed.

And you brushed me aside? Guess what, I'm going ahead with it.

And you can continue polluting Southside with your little straws of death.

And you can't use that as some trumped up excuse to evict us.

And you didn't see Chic?

And you didn't tell Sheriff Keller?

And you expect me to support this as mayor?

And you found me in Midge's dressing room...

And you guys are my chosen family, I pulled strings and reserved you a pew.

And you know damn well why.

And you know who our enemies will come after next.

And you leave us no choice.

And you must be Betty.

And you passed.

And you quit dealing at Southside High.

And you said you loved me, and then you dumped me via Archie.

And you set up Mr. Svenson?

And you shouldn't feel any pressure to say it back to me

And you took advantage of that.

And you want my dad to be mayor so he can be your patsy. Except...

And you want your father's approval.

And you will get your sizable donation to your reelection campaign.

And you would've tried to stay.

And you, Madam Mayor, will get your commission.

And you'll find the sinner Conway may be alive.

And you're choosing Hiram's side over his.

And you're gonna hear it eventually, so it might as well be from me.

And you're not one of the bad guys.

And you're sexy.

And you've not heard more unlikely words come from my mouth, but...

And your comely crew. Even risking enraging my parents.

And your dad, Betty, Jughead.

And your father and I aren't together

And your father, and everyone you hold dear.

And your idea for a private prison is intriguing.

And your Northside friends, your girlfriend?

And, Daddy, this is...

And, if I can, to ease your minds.

And, if not, they'll push him out like they did Mayor McCoy.

And, Josie, I really am trying to be better.

And, Nick, my dad...

And, now that more bodies are dropping, he needs to step down.

And, of course, we remind everyone,

And, uh, the black hood that I pulled out of Archie's locker.

And, uh...

And, um, this crate, it's not gonna fit on your bike.

And, Veronica, are you going to follow and run for student body president

And, Veronica...

And, well, Archie and Fred, they've never been so distant, have they?

And, who knows, maybe then people will start to change their minds about me.

And, yeah, I'm his right hand.

And, yeah, maybe it's counter intuitive to be playing the villain,

And, yes, even a brothel.

And, yes, he's weird, but he didn't know Midge

And?

And...

And... a bauble for Archie.

Andre and Adams will be there, but you do always find a way to make yourself useful.