Lilly Singh Soundboard Edit

And it was 64 gigs. Your mama's skin so oily, Trump tried to invade it.

And, you know, kind of take it easy. Hey, come over real quick. You got problems.

Claw where a person. I mean, Joe is so white that when it was time to name his band, he couldn't even spell dance, right?

Don't, don't.

Hello your mama's teeth so yellow they got casted as the bus and the reboot of Magic School bus.

If you don't know me, totally understandable. I'm Lilly Singh. What's up? I love the Jonas Brothers so much that I came dressed as Kevin Jonas.

It is such an honor to be part of the Jonas Brothers family roast. You know. To be honest, I already feel like a member of the family because at Nick and Priyanka's wedding, Kevin and Joe both said...

It means your mom famous, your momma so big that she walked past the TV and I missed season two of the show.

Make sure you keep it unplugged for five seconds. One Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4. Mississippi, 5 Mississippi.

My cooking so good that your dad just just slide into my DMS.

Umm. Your wife is still not working. You want me in hospital? Epic, epic acapella, OK.

Yeah, it look. Look at your hair, man. Look like Rapunzel. No, Wayne had a baby. And why can't you finish it?

Yeah. What's up with the shirt? You're doing burrito cosplay, yeah.

Yo, what did you say about my mom? Yeah, take it easy. You wanna go? Let's go. Oh, oh, hold up. Talk about my mom. Like you wanna talk with my momma. Yo-yo that easier? Think this is a joke? Think ...

You so fat that Simon said touch your chin, and you said which one?

Your selfies are so scary. When people see them, they die in a seven days.