Lucifer - Season 4 Edit

A baby!

A bag of billiard balls perhaps.

A better man, but...

A bit self aggrandizing, don't you think?

A boy?

A broken little doll.

A bunch of high end spots, some dives, a few airport bars.

A celestial impregnating a human

A ceremony to banish the devil to hell? That is priceless. Ha ha!

A chance for people to see you...

A child...

A couple of weeks or a month or...

A couple weeks ago,

A dead rapper.

A driver, to be exact.

A gang member turned rocket scientist. Gosh, and I thought I had range.

A good old knife in the back.

A grand deception  I've been telling myself for...

A grand gesture to help...

A grand gesture!

A group of them came to town a couple of days ago

A hotel.

A little bit. But I swear I ain't lying.

A little too late, my friend.

A live one.

A long time ago.

A lot of our business associates.

A man who ruins his enemies.

A mini diel.

A moment.

A most heinous transgression.

A prophecy.

A purpose.

A real party girl named Odessa something.

A slut.

A son.

A sympathetic and logical explanation for your betrayal.

A true warrior admits their defeat.

A what?

ABBA?

About a month ago, she came to Rome with a most outlandish tale.

About everything that was going on  down here.

About her past, her struggles with addiction.

About himself, and the universe...

About Lucifer, and thought that you might know

About the prophecy.

About the prophecy. We did get it wrong.

About this prophecy.

About what I said to you...

About who or what these cadavers really are?

Above my pay grade.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Quite the opposite in fact.

Accept it.

Accept when...

According to Dr. Oz.

Actual devil.

Actually a pretty good guess.

Actually simply the truth?

Actually, Caleb won't be selling them beans anymore.

Actually, I have something  I want to say first.

Actually, no.

Actually, you know what, never mind. I'm sorry I asked.

Actually, you've been gone for months.

Actually...

Adam?

Adam's idea of paradise was laying around all day doing nothing.

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Afraid he might turn me  back into a monster.

Afraid that they're gone.

Afraid you're a bit late. You've missed all the fun.

Afraid? Terrified? Do you want to yell at me?

After a certain consultant has been left alone with them.

After all that you've been through, Chloe...

After all...

After Charlotte.

After I killed Pierce when my devil face returned...

After I saw you...

After rebuilding my life.

After serving a nine year sentence for bank robbery.

After we both finish college. At Harvard.

Again, not necessary.

Agency called her, said the family canceled last minute.

Agreed. This doesn't really feel like closure to me.

Ah ah ah!

Ah, does he have wings?

Ah, good morning, Detective.

Ah, here it is!

Ah, I always wanted to try that.

Ah, I don't know, dishonest?

Ah, I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I wish I could help you.

Ah, so it is the sister. Killed the twin and ran off with the evidence.

Ah, so you hated your own lack of intelligence and took it out on her!

Ah, there she is.

Ah, you're a crazy pig, aren't you? Respeto.

Ah, you're not fighting over me,

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Never mind.

Ah! Sorry I'm late, detective. I had to run home to replace your ghastly scarf.

Ah! Well, you know, I'm just doing my job.

Ah! Why would you think that I'm not telling the truth, Miss Lopez?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [sniffs]

Ah. Consider me turned on.

Ah. Now, what's that?

Ah. Well done, partner.

Ah. Yeah, it makes sense. Want some wine?

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... [thuds]

Ah... flowers found at the crime scene.

Air.

Alibis can be bought, or threatened.

All 27 seasons.

All 27.

All at once, you know,  just how dangerous...

All bloody and shit with a knife sticking out of his chest.

All his adoring subjects,

All my self hatred is also self inflicted. No one to blame but myself on that.

All my time with Dr. Linda has been about exploring the denial that I'm in,

All of angel history, too.

All of it.

All of them.

All of this celestial stuff,  it is new to me.

All of you.

All right, all right. We found out Bob was living in LA.

All right, I'm going to give you advice on how to help her.

All right, Lucifer, what's wrong?

All right, well, he's clearly guilty. Let's go arrest him.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the more reason why you should have called.

All these names are very mainstream in the Silver City, Linda.

All they do is bitch about how hungry they are. I'm sick of it.

All those people you tortured. Did you enjoy it?

All three of them served in the Explosives Ordnance division in Iraq.

All typical for someone on a survival reality show.

All you do is press this button.

All you have to do is ask.

All you have to do is give him the sedative. I will perform the exorcism.

Allegedly killed.

Almost as sweet as that Lenore of his.

Alone and in a hurry. She took her own car.

Already paid in full.

Alright then.

Alright then. Downtown tomorrow night.

Alright, fine. I'll be the one to come back and pay for those drugs.

Alright, I'm going to go back to the precinct.

Alright, if they took the vial,

Alright, Lucifer, let's go.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. No arguments from me.

Also to gloat.

Also we consume an unfathomable amount of drugs and alcohol

Also, I have an excellent nurse.

Although maybe you don't need this one.

Although you have been working out, haven't you?

Although you probably knew that, what with him being a mobster and all.

Always getting him out of trouble.

Always in debt, always getting bailed out.

Always screwing up.

Am I dreaming?

Am I sexier like this...

Amenadiel, come here.

Amenadiel, hey.

Amenadiel, how are we supposed to do this?

Amenadiel, I just want the best for your child.

Amenadiel?

Amenadiel.

Amenadiel.

Amenadiel...

Amenadiel...

Amenadiel...

An accusation of betrayal is a bell that can't be un rung.

An angel. But...

An appletini.

An egg?

An endless supply of handcuffs, for one.

An independent broker.

An old friend.

An ornate thing. It's about the size of a plum.

An understandable reaction  in the situation.

And a couple of hours later, Bob showed up at my front door.

And a devoted accountant?

And a fan just posted this.

And a mistake, because I was able to recover something

And a party in the back!

And a record producer who wets the bed.

And a smile so infectious

And a tax bracket more expensive than anything else in his closet.

And a total fan favorite.

And according to interviews,

And after a little brutal murder, he ran off with the evidence.

And again.

And all those stories you made up  about murderous exploits...

And always went for the major arteries.

And as far away from Lucifer as possible.

And as for being the child's godfather, trust me, brother,

And as for the honey, it isn't what it looks like.

And assholes like us...

And be quick about it. I'm in a bit of a hurry.

And become, you know, paralyzed.

And being here in this room...

And besides, the demons in question, Dromos and Squee,

And borrowed Pony Boy's gun to do it.

And by the time I came to, they were gone.

And choose to stay.

And cleaning them out before they can offer her breakfast.

And COD was obviously drowning,

And cruel.

And deep down I think that...

And do we have a cause of death?

And especially you.

And even though, in my heart I...

And everyone would get their comeuppance eventually,

And everything I've put you through. [sniffs]

And figured out her life, but for what?

And finds his first love...

And flawed doesn't mean weak.

And for a moment, I was helping him try to send you back to hell.

And former partner, just to be clear.

And goes by the nickname "Pony Boy".

And got a hit.

And guess what his first language is?

And have a chance of a new life.

And he got all upset with me  because I laughed at the end of the movie.

And he tried choking me.

And he's about to skip town.

And he's been clean ever since.

And here is the worst part.

And here you are on vacation.

And his. Thank you.

And how am I, Chloe Decker, a nobody...

And how are you doing?

And how could you tell he was happy? Oh, don't worry. We know.

And how old is Brooklyn now?

And how...

And I also know that evil walks the earth.

And I always will be.

And I asked him for a sign

And I can't find her now.

And I can't stop asking myself...

And I could use your help on the case I'm working.

And I didn't hear his voicemail  until after we were finished.

And I don't know what Marco told you, so...

And I don't need to tell you how important that is to me.

And I don't think it was for the sunshine.

And I found that Susan was a model employee

And I go to parent teacher conferences

And I had to do something.

And I kind of promised  to give them the Mirage.

And I knew I'd been a total idiot.

And I know a lot of this is my fault, but you need to trust me right now.

And I know that you know...

And I know who it was.

And I know why.

And I know you guys are involved somehow.

And I know you're a powerful man...

And I overheard him talking about leaving town.

And I promise you I won't hurt the child.

And I realize...

And I realized, Lucifer, you're not that guy.

And I remembered how you made me feel.

And I saw you.

And I see a man dressed in leather  in the doorway.

And I set it up perfectly for him to want to punish Rivas.

And I should have stood up to her before anybody got hurt.

And I still don't know how to be a father.

And I suppose that poor pencil necked soul is our killer.

And I suppose you have an alibi for last night at 12:30.

And I sympathize with what Daniel's going through,

And I think I know why you hate it so much, because deep down,

And I think maybe now is the time to finally get some help!

And I think that...

And I think that's why they're gone now. Because I don't want that anymore.

And I thought we were talking about turtle necks versus crew necks.

And I want you to know...

And I was charmed...

And I was going to use those profits and start my own business.

And I was hoping we could find spit or urine or something

And I was the black sheep.

And I will accept nothing less

And I will stay with you, but everybody here should go.

And I wish I had that time back.

And I wonder if whether you expected

And I would do it again.

And I would happily do it again.

And I would prefer to avoid her...  them... at any cost.

And I'll burn the midnight oil at the station.

And I'll tear his arms off like a turkey leg. Thank you.

And I'm about to shock the hell out of all of ya.

And I'm fine.

And I'm just as bad because...

And I'm not asking you  to have faith in them. Have faith in me.

And I'm not leaving you alone until you go see a you.

And I'm not letting Miss Baez ruin it,"

And I'm not taking my eye off any of them,

And I'm pretty sure you are not supposed to randomly fall down.

And I've been worried  if I'm going to be a good father.

And I've just become an uncle and someone  needs to teach my nephew about sex,

And if it would sedate the devil, I fear that it involves some poison.

And if that denial forced you to face a truth that...

And if this is part of the reason why you think you hate yourself

And if we don't hold people accountable, nobody will

And if you ever have any more questions,

And if you want to keep people from being hurt...

And in so doing,

And in that moment, as I waited to see what her reaction would be...

And is...

And isn't that the point?

And it doesn't work out...

And it drove her away.

And it makes me happy knowing my son's Auntie Maze is in his corner...

And it says that bleeding eyes are bad.

And it's felt pretty good.

And it's time that I stop trying to make excuses for wanting to stay

And it's...

And Joan.

And Julian is...

And Julian killed him before Gary could expose the operation.

And let's start getting to this money!

And maybe it's not right for me to ask this of you...

And maybe we'll get a hit  on the APB we put out.

And meeting my son.

And meets his first love," means you consider me to be your...

And Melinda was the most competitive in the game.

And Melinda's biggest rival.

And Miss Baez was the test administrator.

And my 22nd is about to arrive any minute.

And Nate was devastated  when his parents split up.

And neither should I.

And no one's heard from Amenadiel yet?

And no phones there?

And no, I got into a fight with Remy.

And not the smelly, fancy stuff.

And now here's the garage, room for two cars and storage.

And now I know.

And now I understand how you feel as well, detective.

And now that the trap is set...

And obviously I shouldn't have confided in him, but...

And officer John Reyes.

And our entire marriage he was just pining over

And Pablo is?

And perfect for a nice, relaxing bath,

And perhaps that's why you want Chloe to reject you.

And recognize that third guy?

And regularly invite strangers  into our bedroom.

And remember the woman who actually knows how to use her knife.

And right now, your problems are far too important.

And right now...

And satiated

And secondly a big old, hulking contusion on the back of her head.

And she got us a ton of Adderall  so we could study harder.

And she is so protective over him.

And she made me steal Caleb's club

And she never will.

And she'd passed every single drug test, including the one last week.

And she's the last person you need to make up with

And since you've traveled all this way to research him...

And so many others.

And some cocaine.

And somehow I ended up in Rome.

And somewhere inside, you know that whatever he may seem...

And still work with the LAPD.

And stop... giving her notes?

And stories...

And surprise people.

And tell me everything's going to be okay.

And tell them what you told me about the car. That's pretty whack too, right?

And thank you.

And that he'd revealed himself to her.

And that is why I won't let Tiernan get away with it.

And that it's now on Tiernan's hand, we can arrest him.

And that you, Mr. Morningstar

And that you'd forget about me.

And that's when I realized, Dan, I wasn't going to get one.

And the address, right off of Venice Boulevard,

And the birth is many, many...

And the father here can help him realize that is all just a bunch of nonsense.

And the house hasn't been touched, so this was definitely not a robbery.

And the Marigold docks in Saint Pedro tonight.

And the only person who can send him there

And the prophecy was true...

And the search warrant for the house didn't yield any information.

And the Tiernan thing, sounds like it's way out of left field to me.

And the week before, you said.

And the...

And then a stranger heat in my loins.

And then Charlie...

And then he attacked me, so...

And then he has to love me again.

And then heading out without helping at all?

And then I can apologize to Trixie.

And then I heard about a sure thing investment.

And then I kind of, sort of...

And then I realize I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

And then maybe, after...

And then Miss Baez found out.

And then reach their final destination.

And then she betrayed you.

And then used it to kill Bob when he caught them.

And then we are gonna go and rub in Lucifer's face

And then we have Moira present the fake copy of the financials

And then we left him in the hangar. Very much alive.

And then, on my second try, I found the one.

And then, other times, you do?

And then, there's work.

And then, when I take my blindfold off, I realize my naughty girlfriend

And then, with Lucifer...

And then...

And then...

And then...

And there are so many things about him that...

And there is one thing you haven't seen me do.

And there will be plenty of time to have all of your questions answered

And there's really nice neighbors all around. These neighbors

And they smell wrong.

And they, or you...

And this baby.

And this is the suit that I wore

And this lady was

And this priest...

And to be honest with you...

And to them, I am a black kid who is selling drugs,

And told him that it was Lucifer himself  who broke his son's back.

And truth be told, he wanted to die.

And until you guys have a firm suspect, show goes on.

And voila, the dirty work was done for him.

And was it only Bob that Reynolds was talking to?

And watch a Drake concert.

And we believe that Melinda stole it from you,

And we can't do anything on the case until tomorrow,

And we couldn't get a physical address,

And we may have stopped it now, but for how long?

And we only had sex twice more.

And we were supposed to split the money.

And we're going to give him  a beautiful life, aren't we?

And we're just... we're sitting on our asses.

And what about romantic liaisons?

And what about the mother?

And what changes will come...

And what do you need?

And what does any of this have to do with the Detective?

And what does that have to do with the Detective?

And what happens when that comes to an end?

And what if it isn't?

And what if she's right?

And what is it you truly desire?

And what makes you think I care?

And what? She turned you down?

And when I do, Ella... Ella!

And when I told Lexy, she... freaked.

And where were you yesterday morning?

And who owns the house?

And who you are at work feels right,

And without air tight warrants or full SWAT backup...

And yes, sometimes it makes me jealous.

And yet you were willing to try with Chloe.

And you all get paid to do this? I'm genuinely asking.

And you are amazing...

And you are...

And you can't handle this.

And you can't think of anybody who may have wanted to hurt him?

And you certainly know how long it takes to recover, or not recover, from that.

And you deserve to be with someone  that wants what you want.

And you got so upset that you smashed her in the head.

And you hate him.

And you host sex parties, so...

And you know you're cured because?

And you know, since you had a small hand in that,

And you may be the only one who can.

And you needn't worry, Detective.

And you said that Gary's laptop was missing.

And you showing up to his murder scene

And you stole it.

And you too.

And you were here to pick him up?

And you weren't going to tell me?

And you will always...

And you, detective.

And you, I...

And you.

And you're in luck, because he said I  could collect on your debt in his absence.

And you're never able to pin him down because he's so good.

And you're still worried about Decker.

And you've recently learned that angels self actualize.

And your phone. Now.

And, about this being your last case...

And, besides, I have a client that should be arriving any minute.

And, er...

And, erm...

And, for what it's worth, I think I've got my closure.

And, hey, if you ever...

And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?

And, let me tell you.  paradise can get a little...

And, Maze, how is it being friends  with her, knowing what she is?

And, most of all, loved.

And, oh, yes, you have no authority over me whatsoever, so there's that.

And, right now, my world is...

And, surprisingly, I may be as well.

And, two, I really don't want to accidentally kill my best friend.

And, uh, who else has access to this equipment?

And?

And?

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And... and he didn't want to wake me.

And... you know...

Anders Brody didn't kill Susan Ochoa.

Anders Brody.

Angel baby.

Angry.

Another blood pool without a body.

Any luck tracing his phone?

Any news on our scary dude?

Any questions?

Any second now, another person could get killed

Any time, you call me.

Any witnesses?

Anybody worth dating should understand everything that makes you...

Anyhow, Ms. Bassich here was telling us

Anyhow, what do we know about this guy?

Anything else?

Anything for a...

Anything to help find the person  who did this.

Anything to help us figure out who killed her?

Anything to make sure he gets what he wants.

Anything.

Anyway, don't you have  another hot date coming?

Anyway, enough about my bad dating stories.

Anyway, he says that he needs help getting you back to hell, so...

Anyway, I guess that's it.

Anyway, I'm getting my knives.

Anyway, I'm just not sure whether the Detective wants to ignore that...

Anyway, no luck there,

Anyway, yeah, none of the cameras were rolling

Anyway, you know what?

Anyway...

Anyway...

Apologies, I've more pressing matters to discuss with the doctor.

Apologize.

Apparently Ramirez grew up in foster homes,

Apparently, it seems that she's fine with it.

Apparently, she changed her name a few years after he went inside,

Apparently, the ceremony involves giving the subject a sacramental liquid...

Apparently, there's a tradition here on Earth

Arabic.

Are Are you...

Are a vegan chef who compulsively shoplifts...

Are not it.

Are starting to hinder our job.

Are the foundation for healthy and nurturing relationships.

Are there security cameras here on the premises

Are they gonna come by?

Are those or are those not your Hungarian balls?

Are we good?

Are you all right?

Are you Caleb Mayfield?

Are you crazy?

Are you gonna sit at home waiting for your man...

Are you having second thoughts?

Are you in love with me?

Are you kidding me? I went to the hospital.

Are you okay with me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind? Who are you?

Are you protecting her?

Are you ready for the next step?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously asking me,

Are you sure it's yours?

Are you sure that you got proper closure with Chloe?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about the color of his skin?

Are you that partner of his he's always gushing about?

Are you the kind of friend Lucifer needs right now?

Are you trying to tell me  that Charlie is...

Are you?

Are you...

Aren't those two dating?

Aren't you forced to draw conclusions?

Argh, I ordered food over an hour ago.

Argh!

Arias of the humpback whale.

Arnold. Oh, God, it could've been him.

Arnold. Okay, good, we will bring him in and...

As a concerned citizen, I felt it was my civic duty to bring him in...

As a result of your complaint?

As an example.

As did I.

As do I. Not blood, of course, but food.

As for the others...

As in Mazikeen of the Lilim?

As in you cannot live the life that he lives

As it happens, I was on a three day mission to Cape Town.

As long as we can get ice cream  afterwards.

As long as you didn't tell him  about our plans for the auction tonight.

As Lucifer would say...

As she was talking to some at risk youth group

As soon as all this is over.

As usual, you cops have it all wrong.

As we both know,

Asked for the gun and then got revenge himself?

At 300,000.

At first, we thought he was just a benign eccentric,

At first.

At least I did.

At least I don't have to worry about him hurting Lucifer anymore.

At least I hope it is, 'cause if it isn't...

At least I hope not.

At least not around me. So...

At Lucifer.

At Lux the other night. I was just drunk.

At my girlfriend Lexy's place.

At some collectors' event called Malibu Motor Enthusiasts.

At the end of the day, aren't we all putting on a facade?

At the very least, next time maybe we...

Attach some white feathers or tattoo them.

Attacking Sid in front of his apartment.

Auntie Maze is here to help  with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Avocado honey, who knew?

Aztec? Or Inca?

Baby Charlie.

Baby proof the ceiling?

Baby steps.

Baby warrior angel. Ha!

Back off! Back off.

Back off.

Back to hell you go, it seems.

Bad dating stories?

Bailed out by who?

Balancing work and pleasure like...

Barely even trusted with showing the houses.

Based on what Holla said in that video.

Bashir!

Bashir?

Be a member of this family.

Be careful with that, that was a gift from Napoleon.

Be my guest.

Be this person I think they want me to be.

Bearded, priest man... [gasps]

Bearing the burden of Lucifer secret alone in order to protect him.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Because any second, bam! You can get hit

Because everything I touch, I ruin.

Because he killed Cain, Eve.

Because he wanted to spend some more time with the baby.

Because heaven and hell, they don't exist.

Because hello, here is me, walking the earth.

Because I always had the big guy.

Because I am going to mold him into exactly what I want.

Because I can't walk around like O. J. bloody Simpson forever.

Because I covered it all up and I lied about Caleb. He didn't do anything.

Because I didn't want anyone to know what I had done.

Because I had a little chat with Julian

Because I have absolutely no idea what to do.

Because I haven't the foggiest idea why. Look at me!

Because I looked so guilty!

Because I love you too.

Because I love you.

Because I made her look that way.

Because I'm beginning to lose my patience!

Because I'm close to you?

Because I've never seen you look at anyone the way you looked at her.

Because if celestial justice does exist,

Because if I'm doing this to myself, then the real truth is...

Because if you can accept me, then...

Because if you need me to stay, I will stay for as long as it takes

Because it had, wait for it...

Because it tells you what to do when a baby is crying.

Because it's awesome.

Because Miss Decker believes that you are.

Because no victim, no case.

Because none of that will matter if I can stop the prophecy altogether.

Because of all the meaningless sexual encounters.

Because of Chloe.

Because of her.

Because of me.

Because of me...

Because one of your companies pays his bills.

Because right now there isn't one.

Because she handles more of the financial side.

Because that means that you won't care...

Because that would be too easy.

Because the killer is a maniacal monster who needs to be taken down.

Because the only person that he is interested in

Because the reason that she came to Rome was to, well...

Because the truth  is so much harder to face.

Because they don't believe.

Because this is your home.

Because this isn't about me.

Because you all were the last to see  Miss Baez last night.

Because you knew it was wrong.

Because you never question your own taste.

Because you still have my phone.

Because your Devil face has returned and you've refused to talk about it.

Because your very touch...

Because your victim was in witness protection.

Because, obviously, the sooner we solve the case, the sooner we go on our date.

Because, spoiler alert...

Because, while Brody's been in custody, the real killer just struck again.

Because, you know,  you probably see him all the time,

Because, you know, I like her.

Because...

Because...

Because...

Because... my brother's certainly not capable.

Beckers.

Before anyone else gets to him.

Before they pushed him out the window, but why?

Before this crazy hangry bomber blows us up. I can do that.

Before you hit the detonator?

Before you let demons loose on Los Angeles.

Being a dad.

Being around him again, I just don't see the same monster that you do.

Being with you would make him super jealous. Oh, my God! Thank you!

Believe me, his existence is punishment enough.

Besides, I don't know how I could. She's...

Besides, I want this case to be special.

Besides, Kinley's still on the loose.

Besides, you and I have such a good closure rate when we work together.

Besides...