American Horror Story - Season 2 Edit

A 15 year old unsolved hit and run case.

A baby belongs with its mother, everybody knows that.

A baby sitter?

A big, delicious glass of wine.

A bit of an ethical dilemma, Kit.

A bone to pick with me?

A book about Leigh Emerson and his crime spree

A bread rack and pound me into shape.

A bunch of crap someone made up

A candy apple.

A cane befitting their... transgression.

A certain lady of the evening.

A children's ward.

A corrupt little opportunist,

A defense to protect

A detective, uh, wants you to call him.

A Drano margarita.

A ferret.

A full on fit in the middle of Filene's basement.

A full time position here at Briarcliff.

A girl like you, you like to dream large.

A glimmer of that precious girl

A good that would not go unnoticed.

A great weight must have been lifted

A hellhole!

A kindly figure,

A lady reporter...!

A lesson in the power of Satan.

A letter opener?

A licensed physician

A life of pure shit or a legacy

A little bride of Christ has had an awakening.

A little Christmas spirit upon you

A little compassion would go a long way

A little Elena.

A little fresh air.

A little girl got run down,

A little higher, babe.

A little longer for our purposes.

A little more jingle bells.

A little ****.

A little wider, honey.

A little wider, honey.

A lot of 'em.

A lot of work, given your epic failure here.

A man you had to kill in self defense.

A man you hired to run the medical unit at Briarcliff.

A martyred 15 year old girl.

A mother to make this for me

A mother's love is unconditional.

A mother's touch.

A movie full of fire, sex,

A movie, on Friday night, when storm will be at its worst.

A normal mother, yes! Charlotte's not normal!

A number of patients disappeared under his care.

A nun would make one hell of a character witness.

A nun, perhaps...

A nun?

A nun?!

A nun. A nun...

A pagan practice

A pair of crazies in an asylum.

A patient made a complaint.

A pickpocket, a thief.

A prostitute?!

A really substantial life

A renewed soul.

A reputation as the only one the men will open up to,

A rising star in the church.

A rudimentary education.

A salve can't cure you like I can... in your session

A scandal will work just as well.

A secretary, was taken outside of her home.

A sense of safety here.

A sex crazed deviant,

A sex crazed deviant, a Mexican,

A short audience, Your Majesty.

A short drive from the gas station where you worked.

A small token of my gratitude.

A summary of how she was found.

A survivor.

A terrible remorse about giving him up.

A tiny, little fragile thing out, out in the world,

A toast to what?

A train set the other day and next thing I know,

A widow.

A wire mesh one with milk

A woman of considerable means, and that her husband was

A woman of the night.

Aah!

Abandoned.

About alien abduction to absolve you of your guilt.

About alien abduction to absolve you of your guilt.

About baked beans,

About Cardinal Howard anymore.

About her stomach problems,

About how I wanted Christmas celebrated.

About how you betrayed me.

About Kit Walker,

About little green men!

About my fantasies,

About my setting fire to the city...

About Sister Felicity,

About Sister Mary Eunice.

About that...

About the new baby.

About who you were.

About your notorious nail to the cross

About your reported homosexuality?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Abuse.

Accelerated heart rate.

According to your bible,

Actively recruited the best Nazi scientists.

Actually,

Actually, I find it rather tedious.

Actually, I find the anticipation

Actually, I'm going to ask you...

Actually, Sister, we're Homicide.

Actually, there was this one guy...

Administered within two minutes after your death,

Adolescence can be a time of conflict and rebellion.

After all the indignities she made you suffer?

After Alma died, I... started visiting her there.

After he escaped from Briarcliff.

After her husband committed suicide.

After last year's debacle,

After my grandfather.

After school on a rainy day.

After showing such kindness to a guttersnipe like Leigh Emerson,

After the liberation,

After the movie star?

After the war, the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency

After they took us, she was alive.

After this, you'll probably live forever.

After what we shared. I know it all.

Afterwards, I kept to

Against the patriarchal male.

Against the wiles of the Devil..."

Ah,

Ah, Mr. Walker.

Ah, the court appointed psychiatrist.

Ah, this must be...

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. You know, I've read your columns

Ah! All right, son.

Ah.

Alfred, get your hands out of your pants.

Alison Riedel and Alma Walker.

All because of

All by your lonesome?

All God's chillun got to have forgiveness

All his future dreams.

All I can say is...

All I ever wanted was my own family,

All I know is that you've been drinking again.

All I wanted in the whole world

All in good time.

All in the name of progress

All masquerading as something else.

All monsters are human.

All my crazy plans.

All of her girl parts have been scooped out.

All of it gone in a wisp of smoke.

All of that work is behind me.

All of the evidence is in his basement.

All of you, move back! Move back!

All respect, Sister, I really don't see the problem with it.

All right if I call you Kit? Sure.

All right, full search of the grounds.

All right, gentlemen, it's time to do God's work.

All right, I thought all

All right, let's go.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All sensory life when they take their vows.

All the bare trees.

All the nuns here have had some training as nurses. Sit.

All the plans you made.

All the way to Rome.

All the way to Rome.

All these wasted lives.

All these wasted opportunities.

All these years, I've been...

All under suspicious circumstances.

All we have left are the crap we haven't sold

All we have to do is go through those doors,

All worldly pleasures.

All you got to do is

All you need is

All you need to do

All you new people.

Allison Rydell,

Alma and I always wanted kids.

Alma needs to understand that.

Alma would want that.

Alma, answer me!

Alma, you stay in the kitchen no matter what, you hear me?

ALMA: Is it big?

Alma!

Alma!

Alma!

Alma!

Alma's alive.

Alma's not dead. Grace saw her.

Alma's not dead. That body didn't have a head.

Alma's worried.

Almost ready.

Alone.

Along with a sharp blow to your chest with my fist,

Along with adrenaline into your system.

Along with several of the others.

Along with your personal effects,

Already, and with his sudden disappearance...

Also means the end of my research.

Although I wouldn't underestimate her,

Altogether else.

Always a pleasure to lay one's eyes on your sunny visage.

Always tomorrow.

Am gonna let you choose

Am I a killer?

Am I bleeding out?

Am I crazy,

Am I going to die?

Am I not the luckiest woman alive?

Am I supposed to be moved by that pathetic tale of woe?

Amen.

America is shocked and saddened

America Unmasked.

Among the sacred icons?

An absence of God.

An afternoon feeding, Hans?

An almost decadent palate.

An axe murderess back into the community.

An emergency broadcast from President Johnson.

An eyewitness caught a glimpse of him

An impasse?

An influential and wealthy doctor in Berlin.

An unarmed woman, Frank.

An unreliable one at best.

An unspeakable monster.

Anais Nin embraced her sexuality without apology

And a brown jacket.

And a denial

And a good night's sleep.

And a good scientist always protects his subject.

And a great dermatologist.

And a martyr.

And a murderer,

And a new purpose.

And a pinhead

And a pinhead won't get far in this storm.

And a storm was coming.

And after devouring it in one sitting,

And after knife count, I'm gonna pocket one,

And Alison Reidel?

And all of this happened after a night in the theater?

And all the others.

And Alma?

And Alma.

And ambition.

And and left her daughter here,

And as a doctor, I thought I ought to do something about it.

And as such will be punished.

And as the Emperor Nero,

And as time passed, what should've been your greatest joy

And before he destroys the evidence.

And begged my forgiveness.

And believe me,

And believe me, there is nothing more stimulating

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

And boy, did I have a doozy.

And called me Mommy.

And celebrate this successful transition?

And chomp down

And come inside, we can find out. (laughs)

And cops want to know if anybody saw anything.

And Daddy lives to make Mommy happy?

And do things.

And do you know who I am?

And don't let anyone interrupt us.

And drew it on the cocktail napkin.

And finally it happened.

And finally...

And five men held you down

And football.

And for me, something else,

And for our maiden number,

And for that, you can thank the three scofflaws

And for your unborn child.

And friend of Jesus, the patron of hopeless cases

And gave her trucks so she'd grow up tough.

And gee whiz,

And go away.

And go lie on the bed

And go to the common room.

And God gave you that gift for a purpose.

And God had a plan for me all along:

And going to a library to read about Auschwitz.

And Grace.

And hating you.

And have her soothe your deflated ego?

And have Kit Walker brought to my office at 3:00 today.

And he died at birth.

And He knows if I killed Alma.

And he said he would kill me, too,

And he wants me to write the cooking column.

And he was not like the others.

And he would be honored

And he's on the schedule for circumcision later today.

And he's still out there.

And he's the only thing

And he's the only thing

And head.

And her head?

And her skin, even after I removed it, was cold and stiff.

And here you are.

And here.

And how did you come to find me, Johnny?

And how to change a tire.

And humiliations,

And I broke its neck.

And I came to the understanding

And I can carry on

And I did it by spinning straw into gold.

And I didn't kill those ladies. What about your wife?

And I dreamed one day that you'd come back.

And I get it out to Life or Look.

And I had to stay home and scrub

And I hate the rain.

And I have a few questions I'd like to ask you.

And I have an appointment with Sister Jude.

And I have every confidence...

And I I won't go to the chair?

And I intend to see that she gets it.

And I know I'm not a very religious man,

And I know something else.

And I know...

And I mean everything.

And I murdered my wife.

And I out on the street, so before that happens,

And I prayed my heart out

And I promise you

And I respect you.

And I saw her.

And I saw her.

And I saw you on the TV.

And I swear to God I will write an amazing...

And I told him, "It's not for self, but for country."

And I want...

And I wanted it to go well.

And I wanted to feel it.

And I was locked up for good.

And I was taught that God sees everything.

And I won't tell Sister Horrible about your nighttime forays

And I'd never be able to have children?

And I'll call Frank in here.

And I'll still be the hottest tamale in this joint.

And I'm about to send you back to the hell that made you.

And I'm coming back.

And I'm determined to revive it.

And I'm feeling so full

And I'm gonna come back and slit your throat nice and easy.

And I'm screwed.

And I'm sorry to hear about Jude.

And I'm the only one who gives a damn.

And I'm told the bakery was your idea.

And I'm very impressed

And I've always prided myself on my good sportsmanship.

And I've succeeded

And if I can help in any way, please don't hesitate to ask.

And if I hear what this says you said...

And if you do anything to him, anything at all,

And if you need a roommate...

And if you say I'm not, they put me on trial, and then fry me.

And if you're against me,

And in that spirit,

And in time, whatever it is you're hiding

And into the woods all on your own.

And is she here?

And it ain't the front door.

And it always has been.

And it found one.

And it gave you everything you were missing.

And it made me think of you

And it was poetic justice that I would be meeting her

And it's a compliment or a criticism?

And it's a good thing I did.

And it's not Briarcliff.

And kept him in a shoebox.

And let's get him cleaned up.

And like all this debris after the storm,

And locked herself in her old office.

And look where that got us.

And loved, but..

And make a real difference in the world.

And make this all go away?

And me, Sister. God's off

And mercy help you with the grace

And Miss Bertrand's confined here.

And my dream?

And my foul breathed mouth

And my mother worked as a maid in a hotel.

And neither is the gun.

And never take a job just for the money

And next time, knock.

And no funeral.

And no matter how many times I told my story,

And no one could explain exactly what happened.

And not a word to him. That's my deal.

And not burn the flesh it inhabits?

And now Frank McCann is dead.

And now he's giving you another opportunity.

And now He's taken it away.

And now she's destroyed me.

And now there will be no tomorrow.

And now this storm?

And now, lipstick?

And once I opened my eyes, there was no turning back.

And other half won't be able to stop moving.

And other issues tomorrow, when we resume your treatment.

And our sweet, beautiful miracle babies.

And pay no attention to the plank in your own?

And place it on Daniel's member.

And possibly a war criminal.

And pray, Sister.

And pull the trigger.

And push it with the heel of your hand.

And recently, I've been struggling with my faith,

And release her soul to Heaven,

And rescue her from the very place

And Rudy.

And said, "Be good, Jenny."

And saw my life for what it was.

And screwed our brains out in every single one.

And she got there by the third set.

And she says that's because of you.

And she wouldn't talk to the cops.

And she'll shake her head in ignorance,

And she'll understand just why I want her to have it."

And she's asked me to make it right.

And she's harmed in any way,

And she's still lusting after Julian Assange.

And since I'm stuck here,

And since the notorious Dr. Arden has disappeared,

And sliced his ears off, he told everyone I did it.

And so desperately wants to get back in.

And somehow there was a carafe

And squeeze?

And St. Nicholas was a saint.

And start with the early years.

And stay put.

And store the ashes in here.

And stuck metal probes inside of me.

And subjected to unspeakable torture,

And swear like a sailor.

And taken over his soul.

And technologically advanced than we are.

And tell them little Thomas' folks are coming to pick him up.

And ten of them

And that'll take us where, Narnia?

And that's not a word I use often

And that's why you will be front and center,

And the death of Christians.

And the electric chair.

And the Lord said to the cripple,

And the night I killed a child,

And the only solace I have is knowing that...

And the only way I could leave Briarcliff behind

And the other covered in terrycloth.

And the other half would have had me banned from the state.

And the pressure in you built and needed a release.

And the sickest part is, they let him.

And the storm that came...

And the subjects.

And the tail is falling off.

And the whiskey won't keep you warm.

And then alerted Dr. Arden to the situation.

And then he'll be free again,

And then I did what I had to do to get out.

And then I find myself...

And then I met a soldier.

And then I realized...

And then I'll present this book of lies.

And then I'll say,

And then she began leaving the house

And then the strangest thing happened.

And then this God forsaken storm.

And then top it off with moral outrage.

And then what happened?

And then you'll die.

And then, one day, when I came home,

And then, the next moment, it's like someone

And then, with God and you on my side...

And there is no statute of limitations

And there's your promo. (laughs)

And these children have nothing to do with them.

And they can't keep you here

And they never found the bearded man

And they were given two substitute mothers:

And they'd just laugh at me, but I knew.

And they're very cold.

And things almost despaired of,

And this compulsion followed you

And this number indicates the can in storage

And those creatures, the creatures,

And those kids.

And to every other woman you murdered.

And to God's will.

And tomorrow I'm gonna get her out of that place.

And took away Julia's dolls

And took your virginity.

And tortured, and I'd ask her,

And try to relate the pleasure that you're feeling

And turn up the temperature ten degrees.

And turned it into a sanitarium for the criminally insane.

And two very clean glasses.

And unclean, some of them

And under control.

And walk away from my beloved Church

And we aim to raise him as a family.

And we cannot wait for that to happen.

And we'll call it a night

And what about Wendy?

And what do those thoughts tell you to do?

And when did you get assigned to the crime beat?

And when he murders me, which he will,

And when I see her, I'm gonna greet her

And when it hits,

And when my mother came home and found us,

And when she confronted you about it, you snapped.

And when she fully understands

And when she was eight months pregnant,

And when the guards herded the other children away,

And when they came back,

And when you're returned,

And which one on our doe eyed

And while you were in there,

And who deserved to die.

And who did this drawing of you?

And with the help

And with your sweet nun, I'm about to devour

And you act like it was a religious experience.

And you are no penitent.

And you can do anything you want.

And you cannot imagine what it took to get here.

And you did?

And you found the suit,

And you had the power, Leigh.

And you know it.

And you know it.

And you know what happens?

And you made

And you never, (Sister Jude grunts)

And you sent her home without so much as a slap on the wrist.

And you so drunk you couldn't find your way home

And you used it to confuse me.

And you will have this baby.

And you will not hit my kids!

And you will regard his physique.

And you, Father, living your life

And you'll need a strong right hand.

And you'll never walk alone.

And you're a wanted man.

And you're certainly entitled to a...

And you're confused.

And you're either with me,

And you're out

And you're perfectly safe.

And your illegally obtained

And your illegally obtained

And your new hymnal... Sister?

And your parents.

And your self esteem and...

And your skin...

And your stupid, pitiful, naked ambition?

And your tragedy.

And, actually, it won't be light.

And, boy, do I have a great scoop for him now.

And, one would assume...

And, Thomas...

And, uh, the****utically beneficial

And, uh...

And, uh... I knew you never would.

And?

And...

And...

And...

And..."

Anne Frank died,

Anne Frank, or whoever she is,

Anne Frank!

Anne Frank?! She died!

Anne Frank.

Anne who?

ANNE: He wasn't called Arden then.

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Another 20 million will suffer a slow, agonizing death.

Another mess to clean up, Mr. Spivey?

Another unfortunate soul.

Answer the question.

Any easier than your other victims?

Any instructions on how you'd like us to deal with her body?

Any minute now, they're gonna notice we're missing

Any one of them will sell you out.

Any vile thing said about this man you despise

Anybody here?

Anymore.

Anyone else have

Anyone, help me!

Anything about patients I wasn't responsible for.

Anything connected to her.

Anything for you,

Anything I do in my life,

Anything is possible.

Anything.

Anyway, you been back to Briarcliff?

Apparently she had quite the secret inner life

Appeal to everyone's taste.

Appointed Cardinal of New York. (laughs)

Approximately two to four minutes

Après vous, monsieur.

APRIL: Did you ever think about having children after that?

APRIL: Such a powerful scene you describe.

APRIL: The fact that you would voluntarily

APRIL: To this day, people still

Arden did this.

Arden did this.

Arden you the quack who'd make a better duck?

ARDEN: Ah. Sister Jude.

ARDEN: And so you have, my cherub.

ARDEN: Do you recognize this, Mr. Walker?

ARDEN: Do you trust me?

ARDEN: I've been working on an immune booster.

ARDEN: No fresh incisions

ARDEN: Not only safe, but highly effective.

ARDEN: She's right, you know.

ARDEN: The end of my tenure at Briarcliff

ARDEN: There was a time

ARDEN: These are the incurables,

ARDEN: Well, he hasn't yet.

ARDEN: Well, well, well.

Arden?

Arden. Arden who?

Are all right.

Are all your patients remanded here by the state?

Are in the lavatory next door.

Are just getting a jump on the competition.

Are not as dark as what resides

Are the police pursuing a case against him?

Are they family heirlooms?

Are they, Mr. Walker?

Are those tears?

Are we having dinner?

Are we having fun yet?

Are we having regrets, Father?

Are we talking to you?

Are you afraid?

Are you all right?

Are you decent?

Are you familiar with this waltz?

Are you firing me?

Are you going to cane me?

Are you guys insane? Come on, Kit.

Are you here?

Are you hungry, baby?

Are you hurt, Santa?

Are you hurt?

Are you insane? Guards!

Are you insane?!

Are you kidding? I thought we'd just

Are you kidding? I thought we'd just

Are you mocking me?

Are you now? Like sisters.

Are you okay? You look terrible.

Are you planning to sue? Any truth to the rumors that

Are you purposely trying to make a murder baby?

Are you quite sure this is all of it?

Are you quite sure you want

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready?

Are you really here?

Are you repulsed by what I am?

Are you seeing Sister Jude's face in the dough?

Are you sure that this is safe?

Are you sure you don't recognize him?

Are you sure you want to hear all the details?

Are you sure you're ready this time?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Your cooking reveals

Are you talking?

Are you threatening me, Sister?

Are you threatening me, Sister?

Are you wearing lipstick?

Are you wearing lipstick?

Are you, Miss Paisa?

Aren't there delivery vans?

Aren't you going to arrest him?

Aren't you sick and tired of writing the same piece

Aren't you sick of me yet?

Armed robbery.

Arthur... I am not a monster!

As a matter of fact,

As a matter of fact, I never did.

As a matter of fact, we could do it tonight.

As a person that your psyche concocted this elaborate fantasy

As a psychiatrist,

As a sign of sanctity,

As attending physician of Jed Potter,

As for you...

As I explained to you earlier,

As if we're some kind of personal child care facility.

As if, someday, she might return

As long as he's growing inside of your womb, you're safe.

As long as the common room is open, the song plays.

As most of you know, recently our beloved recording

As she herself would say,

As soon as he put a ring on my finger, I was his property.

As soon as you have the print,

As the figurehead of this institution,

As the head of Briarcliff.

As the head of this institution, I demand

As usual, you've seen right through me, Father.

As, uh, far as you can remember?

Ashamed of who she is?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Ask Pepper. She was there.

Ass munch!

Asshole.

Assume the worst.

At Auschwitz. What?

At Briarcliff Manor,

At Briarcliff, Betty. You know that.

At calming them and...

At dawn... the guy with the doughnuts...

At first.

At him?

At least according to

At least before, she could tune out the crying.

At least once a week.

At least once... before you die?

At least the Pope had the good sense to...

At least they could give her a bed for the night.