Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Soundboard Edit

A hit may make them close ranks.

A safe house.

All of them!

All right, everybody, stand down!

And everyone on it.

And if they don't?

And S.H.I.E.L.D. never even thought to...

And saw annihilation.

And seen hope,

And you do?

And you don't want me to.

Apply it to my Iron Legion protocol?

Are you up for this?

Are you?

Back in the day, I had eyes everywhere. Ears, everywhere else.

Because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

Because of me.

Beep, beep!

Boss, it's working

But also... Yeah

But I need the other guy.

But not his protocols.

But there is grace in their failings.

But we can do our best to protect them.

But you can see There are no strings on me.

Cellular cohesion will take a few hours,

Clint said you wouldn't mind,

Clint!

Created to help the Avengers.

Damn it.

Deep sea fish.

Deploy the rest of the tanks.

Did we?

Did you bring Auntie Nat?

Disengage in three, two...

Do you know how it felt?

Do you see a power source for that shield?

Don't hate. I helped design Veronica.

Don't tell me your men swindled you.

Everywhere else, that story kills.

Exactly.

Extinction.

Fatalities?

Feels good, yeah?

Find the scepter.

Flank him, flank him!

For God's sake.

For the new man to rebuild.

Function, still unclear.

Go!

Go!

Go! Keep moving!

Go.

Go.

Going down?

Good evening, boss.

Guys?

He kept it off S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. I'd like to keep it that way.

He will do anything to make things right.

He's got Nat there, too.

He's not so bad.

Hello, I am Jarvis.

Her seal of approval means jack to me.

Here I was hoping that was your job.

Hey, big guy.

Hey, big guy. We did it.

Hey, hey, you okay?

Hey, J, give me an IR scan of the room, real quick.

Hold your fire!

How could you be worthy?

How?

I am contacting Mr. Stark now.

I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying to...

I can feel the difference.

I can still save you!

I didn't.

I don't get it. The mission.

I don't understand.

I expect you to know why.

I got about 50 to 100 more coming in after this group.

I got airborne, heading up to the bridge.

I got eyes on the prize.

I got no plans tomorrow night.

I gotta go

I have no place in the world.

I know what I need to do.

I know. I know. I know what everyone's gonna say.

I mean, it's a pretty interesting wall.

I need...

I see a suit of armor around the world.

I sent you six short range heat seekers and got a boat full of rusted parts.

I suppose we are.

I take away yours

I think he's waiting for you.

I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes.

I was meant to be beautiful

I wasn't tricked, I was shown.

I will miss you, Tony.

I wouldn't call it dreams.

I'll continue to run variations on the interface.

I'll put it right under "illegal human experimentation."

I'll take Natasha and Clint.

I'm a peacekeeping program,

I'm afraid I'm not that afraid.

I'm calling in Veronica.

I'm not being pushy.

I'm on it.

I'm sure they do.

I'm very tempted not to give you one.

I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.

If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost.

If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.

Is it so... It is. It's so terrible

Is that a problem?

Isn't that the mission?

It means nothing.

It's a hoot that you don't get why we need this.

It's about to get better.

It's definitely the end times.

It's going around.

It's impressive.

It's nothing compared to what's coming!

It's safe with the Vision.

It's terribly well balanced.

It's the Mind Stone.

Jarvis was the first line of defense.

Keep the fight between us.

Keep up, old man!

Let's beat them into shape.

Let's go, everyone!

Like it's thinking

Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining

Make a stand.

May I...

Maybe all of us.

Maybe I am a monster.

Move! Move! Move!

My contacts all say he's building something.

Nat!

Natasha, I could really use a lullaby.

Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie.

No manifest.

No, no. That's not a question I need answered.

Nobody else is.

Not alone

Nothing lasts forever.

Now this is gonna be a good story.

Now we have to retrieve it, again.

Odds are we'll be riding into heavy fire.

Only when I've created a murder bot

Or run with it?

Our parents go in

Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful,

Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.

Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.

Probably jumped out and swam to Fiji.

Probably knows more about us than we know about each other.

Pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends

Really? That's it?

Reroute everything. We get one shot at this.

Right, right, right, don't mention puny Banner.

Royal Holloway University of London

Run!

Safe house.

Seen mercy.

She can't hear the kids running around. What do you think?

She's not in your head?

Sir, the city is taking fire

Sir, we have multiple bogies converging on our starboard flank.

Sloppy.

Smaller people?

So let's make the most of it.

So our priority

So there's elements you can?

So what do you think? Should I fight this,

So, he must be destroyed.

So, run and hide?

So, this is it.

So, yes, revels.

Sokovia is going for a ride.

Sounds like a hell of a fight. Sorry I missed it.

Spire is vibranium.

Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you.

Stop it.

Sun's getting real low.

Tear these things apart.

Thanks!

That is not...

That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.

That's not a problem.

That's three days. Give me three days.

That's true. He hates you the most.

That's what's keeping the rock together.

The beauty of it?

The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield.

The greatest power in the universe,

The human race will have every opportunity to improve.

The inevitability.

The next wave is gonna hit any minute.

The simple life.

The team is in the city. It's about to light up.

The two Enhanced?

The vibranium atoms aren't just compatible with the tissue cells,

The vibranium is getting away.

The world just saw the Hulk.

Their abilities?

Then get to Banner. Time for a lullaby.

There are elements I can't quantify.

There is no man in charge.

There's a particle wave below the north tower.

There's gonna be blood on the floor.

There's the rest of the vibranium.

They all came from the Mind Stone.

They landed in the far woods. The perimeter guard panicked.

They think order and chaos are somehow opposites

They're heading under the overpass. I've got no shot.

This is exactly where it all went wrong.

This is how you end, Tony.

This is S.H.I.E.L.D

This is the best I can do

This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron.

This quadrant is unsafe. Please back away.

This was aged for 1,000 years

This?

Thor, report on the Hulk.

Thor?

Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out.

To create something new.

Two minutes. Stay close.

Ultron

Ultron took you folks out of play to buy himself time.

Ultron's got an enemy. That's not the same thing.

Wait!

Wait. I know that guy.

Wake up!

War isn't one of them.

We are here to help.

We are here to help.

We are not clear!

We can create Ultron's perfect self

We can go home.

We don't have a lot of time.

We have a second Enhanced. Female. Do not engage.

We will inform you when this current conflict is resolved.

We will send them back in bags.

We're gonna have to make a choice.

We're having a nice talk.

We're not at war, Captain.

We're the Avengers.

Well, he has a temper.

Well, okay.

Well, this is good times, boss,

Well...

What are you gonna do?

What?

What's he waiting for?

When the Earth starts to settle,

Where's my... Where's your body?

Which way?

Who gave the order to attack?

Who sent you?

Why does your Vision sound like Jarvis?

Why send a message when you've just given a speech?

Will be metal.

With the weight of your failure.

With these? These puppets.

With you.

Yeah, about that.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, yes, of course. A victory should be honored with revels.

You all right?

You can't just blow it up.

You can't save them all.

You could have saved us.

You don't know what you're talking about. Stark's not crazy.

You don't think they need me.

You had to make it weird.

You have got to upload that schematic in the next three minutes.

You kids had all the tech you could dream up.

You know I have to leave.

You never know.

You set the terms. You can change them.

You think I care?

You understand?

You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton.

Your world is crazy.

Yup. If you live to tell it

I'll be right back. No.

It would still go up. Elevator's not worthy.

Stark. Jarvis.

Testosterone! Oh, my goodness.

Top of the line. Yes

Very good, sir. Jarvis, take the wheel.

You

You're not a threat to me. Are you sure?

"I miss him already."

"Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints"

"Wish you were here."