Deadpool Game Soundboard Edit

All right, I got it. Now what?

Alright

And there's another one.

Anime power up time.

Another friend request from Ryan. Doesn't this guy ever get the hint?

Blah blah blah Dee blah.

But I haven't even accomplished anything in this game yet.

Chimichangas.

Cock blocked twice in my own game.

Come lick my balls.

Come on already.

Come on, look, your balls to lick.

Damn, this guy is desperate.

Doesn't this guy ever get the hint?

Everywhere.

Fine, you asked for this 100. I gotta love the ones that make you sweat.

Fine.

Get ready for plan. Awesome.

Güey.

Guys tracking my every move now.

Hayden Itchy ass an itchy balls. Forget about it.

Here we go.

Hey player, sit your ass down and watch some.

Hey player, you coming or what?

Hey, numb nuts.

Hey, what's that?

Hey, what's up buddy?

Hey, Yeah, you. I'm down here busting my ass while you sit on yours, watching me jump around. How is that fair?

Hope you're not a minor.

How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in them?

How do I update my status to board shitness?

How much seaport is this going to take?

I love reunions.

I'm making art here.

I'm not really hungry.

I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

It's gonna be one of those games, huh?

It's so boring.

Just press the button.

Lame.

Large breasted naked fan lady.

Like a boss.

Like some dingus word writers gonna know better than me how to show how amazing I am.

My name's.

My names. Deadpool. Perhaps you've heard of me. Starve the game.

Nice ass.

No.

Now be honest.

Now this is what it's all about. Look at all this fine weaponry.

Now what do we do with this?

Now where did I put my autographed New Mutants Issue 98?

Oh God, here he goes again. He's not here 10 seconds before he starts boring us with his dire warning from the future. Crap.

Oh man, did that hurt.

Oh my God, What's that over there?

Oh, I see. We're planting bombs.

OK, now don't go anywhere.

One side Summers, I got me some business to finish.

People tell me we sound.

Pineapple Surprise.

Present for you.

Relax.

Shit just got real.

Sometimes it's a setup work that'll get you all tuckered out.

Stop dropping my camera player thing was expensive.

Sure you can.

Talk to my.

That was our chance to be in our own video game.

That's right.

That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito.

There you go.

There's gotta be a way out of here. Think Deadpool. Think.

Think Deadpool.

This is a hyper combo.

This is bullshit.

Tout ?

Try not to suck.

We can't take that chance.

We should do this more often.

We're about to kill Sinister and beat the game, and you're spending time talking to him.

We're making a game about me.

Well, isn't that handy?

What?

What? He said No.

What's this?

Whats？

Where the hell is this conversation going?

Who cares?

Why is this happening?

Why would anybody want to see that?

Yeah, Vertigo. Not now. Got a headache, man. You you officially have the lamest power.

Yeah, well, fuck you.

Yes and yes.

Yes?

Yes.

Yo Summers, I thought you said this is the way to go. Doors locked.

You just sit tight and I won't have to shoot you.

You see all that buttload of awesomeness.

You see that? That's how you beat Wolverine people, and you don't even need optic blasts.

You shouldn't converse with strangers online. They'll end up at your front door and put their finger in you.