Teenage Euthanasia - Season 1 Edit

A baby who saw a balloon and now doesn't

A baby...who's hungry? No!

A bathing suit that flatters my body type

A few years ago, I had to make a policy of two lives only.

A Ghost of Christmas Past ing kinda thing

A grave on an island!

A Groundhog Day time loop!

A hug goodbye this morning.

A kid who got bulled on their first day of school?

A little place called... Heaven.

A little something at the end of the line?

A living one

A real downpour of distress on our hands.

A sibling's birthday, perhaps?

A squirrel embarks on her journey into motherhood.

A suitable mate of her choosing..

A true love I have never felt before or since.

Aah! Uhhh! Shh! It's me!

About Svetlana, I think I love her

According to immigration status and bra size..

According to plan

Acidic. Notes of FOMO with a finish of self pity.

Across a crowded room. Eyes.

Actually includes one in home grief counseling session.

Actually, would you like some nachos?

Actually...a girlfriend

After being really popular all year!

After looking at dead husband face

After Old Country Easter.

After that rejection, I figured, why not inject meth?

After the death of a loved one,

After you find shirt, stop at powdered milk store,

Against understanding parents who love her

Ah, oh, well. Bye bye.

Ah! Kirk has a twin brother? Hold still.

Ahhh!

All clear. Just a different kind of "yikes." Over

All my life, I've just been the rugged type.

All my needs. Ew!

All of you, outta here.

All the deadheads do

All: Awww!

Alright, Annie, eyes on the prize

Alright, beetles, assemble the pit crew!

Also, is Joey home? Joey's away at candle camp.

Always makes me forget my troubles, though

Am I heading to fluid finals again this year?

Am I right, Ralphie?

Amazing man

An average of 2.5 men!

And added sugar

And all its manifestation

And always ends by deceiving others.

And are likely to make an impulse purchase?

And as everybody know,

And ask God to let you into Heaven some day.

And becoming an op ed writer for the Washington Post

And blue if you have first hand knowledge of his guilt.

And boo when my mother comes on screen.

And can't we bring this Annie with us at least?

And change me into new pajamas without me knowing

And dads are more annoying than I ever imagined.

And didn't come back to life.

And didn't spend any time with his family.

And don't have to raise the ugh baby?

And don't let crowd see too much of your calves

And eventually maybe even play tennis?

And fatal water sports accidents

And fully swivel my rotator cuff!

And get her to call off the wedding

And get them wet! [ Car horns honking ]

And good luck fulfilling your dreams.

And have wasted sex to the "Roadhouse" soundtrack

And he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"

And his mother is telling him..

And his toes curled.

And hit her in the skull.

And horse tranquilizers.

And humiliation now.

And I can't have bugs in my jelly roll

And I didn't want to bother you

And I don't go to the movies unless someone asks me!

And I owe it all to Sue

And I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult

And I think I have to turn us both in

And I think I'm..

And I train gators to attack homeless people.

And I was right!

And I'd really love to share with

And I'll take a hamburger patty soaked in vodka.

And I'm pretty eager to finally have sex since I died a virgin

And if he could stay out of rehab long enough

And if she chickens out, as many women do, I'm here to help

And interfered with purity of this contest, I end you

And is really proud of the woman you're becoming?

And it was over mom's corpse, right before she got struck

And it's the best she can do right now.

And last, Peter's

And less body acceptance than I imagined

And less sooty residue on the glass

And let Daddy teach you how to parallel park.

And let me hide in peace.

And listen to podcasts of people playing Scrabble.

And long Furbys

And made up that story about Trophy?

And make you less inclined to yell at strangers

And making me feel bad about being poor

And maybe a birthday wish?

And maybe that music means Baba remembered

And maybe, if you feel like God would be cool with it,

And my son being named Peter, I thought for myself, maybe..

And now she wants to stay home?

And often place their beak inside their partner's beak

And pigeon behaviors to look for

And psychological profile.

And put it back where it was, huh?

And put your shirt on! Huh?

And rather than use her second chance at life

And rear darts for a tailored fit!

And recognizing the toxic patterns

And Savior Jesus Christ It's Friday announcements!

And she will now very briefly explain

And she wouldn't even tell me who my father was

And showing the film "Remember the Titans" instead

And so do I.

And start being a sad undertaker?

And take the first and maybe only boyfriend I'll ever have!

And talk about your growth potential

And that Baba would never part with her real prized tiara

And that led to drug use, prostitution,

And that's that's come in handy

And the governor of the franchise territory of Florida,

And the only sound I can make is

And then drove around all night

And then you make the money from their funerals?

And they do my bidding

And they don't trust you to go have a drink with a male friend

And they won't let me leave

And things seemed to go pretty well?

And to think I could be on a birdwatching trip!

And today, they asked me to friend third base

And toss it into the kiddie pool

And totally missed the point of "Lolita"..

And touching corpses doesn't bother me.

And Trophy isn't her friend. That's her mom.

And until then, you should really give Javi a call.

And we nearly went out of business!

And what kind of sauce would you like with that sir?

And what's more, she's undocumented!

And women my own age is genetic.

And you already know how to ride a bike, Annie?

And you made me a skateboard

And you once joined a CrossFit gym

And you squirt in my sizzler?

And you'll arrive at Lonny's door to find out the truth!

And you've helped me understand myself genetically and sexually.

And your biological mother. Use the included chaw

And, ma'am?

And, since it's not your body,

Annie tells me you can make my forehead go from here to here

Annie, can I talk to you for a second?

Annie, go make another season of 'Mad Men.' I'm bored."

Annie, I need you to cover my forehead

Annie, to fix this rigidity,

Annie, wear this wig and meet with my parole officer.

Annie? It's easy, Uncle Pete.

Annie's willing to give you handjobs

Another school thing alone. That's something.

Answer our question of the day. Mer?

Any breasts you expose can and will be held against you

Any of you 18 and already have HPV?

Any package that not for work and not bride for pervert.

Anyone feeling hungry?

Architect? Gastrointestinal surgeon?

Are probably halfway to Mexico by now.

Are there boyfriends in Heaven? Hm. I'm not sure.

Are there stirrups, or

Are they in your pocket?

Are we in a graveyard because my father...

Around some other teen's peen before ya know it

As a tribute to the recently deceased?!

As an accessory to this bang trim

As he's pulling off the road with plans to murder you.

As I drive around town picking up teen girls

As in "my main moam."

As kids, it was my toys

As long as he worked hard

As long as you need with your final good byes.

As recently as, eh, today.

As stupidity, don't you?

As teens, it was my boyfriend Lonny..

As you know, Annie Fantasy organized this watch

Ask me anything about my life.

At a claw machine outside a hockey rink?

At a claw machine outside of a hockey rink

At birth, you simply twerk away your parental rights

At least now she'll know that Heaven's real.

At the front door of the ER

At the info center.

At the same time and

At the Top Moments in Breastaurant History Gallery

Attached to the cream! Bye bye!

Attention starved soon to be teen mommies

Available wherever games are sold.

Aw, what a special birthday surprise!

Aw. What are you doing?

Baba always skips the good parts.

Baba and Trophy Fantasy Felony Coiffe.

Baba come with you.

Baba coming, Petey!

Baba didn't have much to give,

Baba filled with pride piece together the clues Pete.

Baba finally had to snip snip!

Baba fix

Baba have good feeling.

Baba have just the job for novice

Baba is winner, baby!

Baba learn from wise man name Succatash to just "own it."

Baba love this show!

Baba make smarter doll.

Baba need you To ruin Sophie's life

Baba need you to find cheaper coffin distributer.

Baba not remember last time she enjoy your company so much

Baba remembered

Baba should have been here!

Baba tell granddaughter secret of how

Baba trimmed my bangs when I was and Child Protective Services

Baba wait hour for Saturday breakfast in bed,

Baba want to look special so I beg

Baba wouldn't be your teacher!

Baba, could I go smell some candles before I start my job?

Baba, you're gonna have to cancel the Lemonham funeral.

Baba! Get in here!

Baba's given me enough hints over the years.

Baba's right you and I have different priorities.

Back in my day, a man could be anything he wanted to be,

Back in the hearse!

Because Baba go to bed in 30 minute

Because first time, I squandered my life

Because I think clamdiggers are the best I can do right now.

Because it's been too long for old Susan

Because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.

Because she makes me want to put myself out of my misery!

Because their immune system's compromised?

Because you'll be a great one

Because you're a superfan of my mom's.

Beetles? Anyone?

Before I was the girl with a runaway mom,

Before my Princeton interview

Before the world or her mother gets a chance to

Besides, that would be my frontpack

Best way to really connect with loved ones

Better just go home.

Better luck next year.

Better put a jump on the hump.

Between ketchup and mustard, in your own words.

Between two necks!

Big mustache, glittery eyes.

Biggest mistake of my life.

Birder of the year!

Birder of the year!

Birder of the Year! Birder of the Year!

Birders, get your cameras out

Birding really brings out your silly side.

Blah blah blah, typical mortician talk.

Blissful Passings!

Boost self esteem, and reduce shame.

Bop it to hear more.

Boy too sensitive to throw anything away

Breaking your worried mother's heart.

Bring Susan home now

Broward County himself, your big Flori daddy

But a skate park in the cold light of day..

But at least we know he's rich!

But Baba here for you.

But clearly, you're a frog girl.

But could you send me back again?

But don't you have dreams?

But first, the game asks that you put on pants.

But Gymnast Gregory, our companion smart doll,

But he good boy. Dag, girl.

But he sure seems like he could Daddy you all night long.

But I always thought Petey fall in love "The Fast & The Furious"

But I can't look incredible and go out in public

But I did get to play two on two basketball with the Steves

But I didn't think I'd fail at getting laid, too

But I don't have a visual signifier for it yet,

But I dunno, maybe I'm actually the podcast guy.

But I guess it's technically possible.

But I have a poem I recite when I lose a sock from a pair.

But I have this terrible feeling my mother's going to ruin it

But I might need a push

But I picked "work for family funeral home."

But I thought you loved me for my body.

But I... didn't think they'd keep it

But I'm all ears if you wanna go off

But I'm also open to making friends.

But I'm supposed to be holding a sign for my Baba

But if I did, and if we could find him,

But if I do get to return,

But instead...she did this

But it just keeps coming back.

But it's my You what? You period?

But just so you know, I think we had something

But know that Baba believes in you!

But let's be clear I don't like you.

But life filled your "Mom" mug with an undead can

But listen, Annie.

But maybe when it comes to crying,

But Mom did come late to one of my swim meets.

But most tears get quickly eye jaculated onto the face.

But my whole family is baby and we live in a giant crib.

But no tuna sandwich, no morning love letter,

But no! Turns out I have low rent tacky baby

But now I get what all the fuss is about

But now I'm gonna be the girl with the dead runaway mom!

But now, without a third person...

But old girl's pole is a pile of bugs.

But rebound weddings are included

But remember our other motto

But she always took whatever I loved most

But since our families won't condone our relationship..

But sometimes, I wish I had a guy pal to hang with

But stay away from my embalming fluid!

But that ends today, my brilliant frien emy,

But that should be plenty of time

But that's why I'm here

But the Baba know you want man friend.

But the real touchdown would be you sharing

But their sperms are too damn old!

But then tiny salt cubes come out instead.

But they do enjoying separating things.

But they seem sort of fascinated

But they'd have to be especially meek.

But this is my second chance and yours, too

But this might be our busiest season yet

But this silk comfort foam does come close.

But this time, I'll ask for hugs.

But totally fair

But we were afraid you'd be angry Pete chose his own wife.

But we will get those pudgy little fingers

But we're actually talking about not corn dog?

But what if I told you Baba and I actually won this

But what if I told you that Baba and I actually won this

But you did send your body.

But you have left me no choice

But you want meet father?

But your teenaged eggs are the best money can buy!

But, since he tragically died in a VR grease fire,

But, when matchmaker called and said

Butterfly kiss?

Buy two packet of chalk flavor!

By a haunted funeral home being my thing.

By a non maternal crone like foreign woman

By a well meaning old woman again!

By closing the park.

By clown penis

By lightning and reanimated.

By talking about your suicide

By the franchise territory of Florida.

By the order of the bird watchers!

By wasabi Brazil nut!

By who? By me!

Bye bye.

C'mon home, beetles.

C'mon, Baba!

C'mon, I know you're home, Annie.

Call the matchmaker back.

Call to play. It's Ladies Day! Hey, ladies! Shopping!

Called the Killmore Girls.

Can be traced back to Sophie

Can I at least tell him you're a troubled teen

Can I get some more painkillers? [ Sobs ]

Can only stop when we begin taking responsibility

Can sure do wonders for the self esteem.

Can we just blame the... Thanks, Baba.

Can we please go home now? No!

Can you go round up some of your friends?

Can you help me in the yard?

Can you name something about Baba that you appreciate?

Can you taste it Annie?! Can you taste it Annie?!

Can you tell me how to get my pants off?

Care for some hot cocoa?

Catch! Once you get past the first twenty bites,

Chant with me, I'm feeling very self conscious right now

Check your rearview mirror, pull over,

Cheers to male friendship

Chili Con Gnarly, and Flamin' Flag!

Choose the one in least happy marriage

Chugged enough malt liquor

Chunky bangs, piecey bangs, feathery bangs

Climbing ability.

Coach Kitman's trial will be broadcast live

Come back competition?

Come back! Come back, Mom!

Come on

Come on

Come on, back in boat. Baba paddle this time.

Come on! Oh! [ Laughs ]

Come, I take you.

Coming, Mom!

Coming!

Connecting with their despondence

Connecting you to our award winning

Consent used to be more subjective.

Consider it done

Contest from the old country.

Couldn't have done it without you guys!

Couldn't you have taken one from my head?

Covered in baby oil,

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry!

Cultivating father figure relationships.

Dad and I have a lot to discuss.

Dad knows that. Or does he?

Dad, your son is on your shore.

Daddy number three is Jeffrey T.

Daddy or no daddy. Just one more.

Damn it!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn! I knew it!

Damn. Every time?

Daughters should be good for something.

Death powers

Death powers.

Deck remodels? Automotive repair?

Definitely gonna shoot up the place.

Dice are, ooh, sticky children cubes.

Did I eat carbs today?

Did you hear the part about child support?!

Did you know pigeons come in 28 different colored designs

Did you lead me up here so we could sneak

Didn't believe me about Heaven.

Didn't you?

Do cost effective, timely job.

Do you know why I pulled you over, sweetie?

Do you see them?

Do you see what I'm saying? Not really.

Do you think gummy bears are friends with each other.

Do you think my calves could handle that in real life?

Does anyone see any acorns?

Doesn't cower at my scowl.

Doesn't it all just make a girl dream of a better world?

Dog track? Dialysis center?

Doing background checks, so,

Don't attempt home bangs;

Don't be rude to the gang

Don't forget, we've got a vagina to rebuild bright and early

Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,

Don't know how you do it.

Don't look now, but I think I see el brido

Don't move

Don't you know that love always begins by deceiving one's self,

Don't you? Aww.

Doughy, salty subject I've currently got in custody.

Down to Foodcourt!

Drink malt lemonade, walk into ocean and die,

Ducks die like everyone else

Due to your penchant for drama and your ability

During this weekend's wet T shirt contest!

During thunderstorm...

Easy prey.

Eh? Ahh! Dad jokes!

Encourage their daughters to confront their fears

End session 21942

Energy, Annie

Enjoy being a slave in a social media sweatshop.

Enough for all us crotch beetles.

Entirely based on your face

Er Did I say "Mom"? I meant "Moam."

Especially if the fish is a deadbeat creep,

Especially if they're painful!

Eternitee was killed by a wasabi Brazil nut,

Even if Mom's in the other room" feeling.

Even if my daddy was a scumbag 15 years ago,

Even if you really are a squirrel,

Even though we're unhoused,

Even your big feelings can't frighten me off.

Every time you see a woman running

Everybody in! Martina?

Everybody out!

Everyone but me

Everyone can find true love! Annie, wake up!

Everyone knows Kenton gives you impure thoughts

Everyone was business as usual replacing fluids,

Everyone's chaperone material now.

Exactly how whiskey gets distilled?

Except I thought we just did butt stuff.

Except you don't see me making a big deal out of it!

Experience vulnerability with another man

Exposing your breasts is not a successful life strategy.

Extra grip buttons for sweaty thumbs!

F F F Feoow! So, what's up? Here's the tea!

Faking social adequacy during a movie is one thing,

Family's trash cans

Fear of abandonment is character building.

Feel his belly

Female Ghostbuster?

Fermentation is fitness.

Filled with Robitussin and Monster Energy.

Find a new shirt, Pete!

Fine, I'll do it

First date, third handjob.

First of all, tell me about my conception.

Follow me. I know where we can get some, like, food for free

Food deposits in cheeks.

For a home cooked dinner each night family style.

For a one year older me?

For a table of five

For all the saucy pants she wears.

For another week, who's down for a half price slide and slip?

For at least a few more hours.

For four average adults or eight unlucky children!

For me, the sweeter the cream, the stronger the meat

For months.

For nine more months.

For now! Cool!

For old times' sake, how 'bout we go in the back room

For our own bad hair choices!

For some light kissing in three to six months.

For the Embalming Fluid Finals in Hall H

For the first day of the rest of your luh luh life.

For you to introduce "Susan" to Baba

Francois, how bout we skip straight to dessert?

Friendship bracelets are meant to be shared!

Friendship is my thing!

From getting his last shot!

From suspected white women in distress,

From the car again this evening?

From the Hall of Dangerous Situations for Women.

From the sophomore she's having sex with says I am.

Full of sex criminal!

Funeral home no place for male gymnast.

Funnel your daddy issues into fucking

Game over. Time to take Baba home.

Gave me put my self esteem in the toilet

Geeze latoosh, it's barely been an hour without my beetles.

German Shepherds...

Get 20% off tender endings with discount code

Get a wad of cash after the birth,

Get him, Beetles!

Get in here!

Get it?

Get job in village, or marry brother.

Get out of my way! Ow!

Get ready. Judge coming

Get to work, you spoiled potato couch!

Get used to it! Look over there

Girl, I am freaking out without Baba here.

Girls, no matter how bad you screw up,

Go ahead and see for yourself.

Go load back of hearse with homemade embalmer.

Go on, just tell me what the tear says to your tongue

Go to corpse sister Susan, work things out

God is super busy, and she doesn't appreciate

Gonna have to try it again.

Good girl

Good luck scaring them.

Good thing I keep my police scanner on

Goodbye, Cuddlefishes.

Got a minute? [ Sighs ]

Got a Place in the Choir" on hand bells!

Got caught up in nihilism and despair

Gotta keep an eye on 'em. I can do it.

Gotta say, this feels pretty natural

Grab the beach ball hanging from the top,

Guess Annie's probably dead by now, then. Mm

Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!

Gymnast Gregory creates intimacy

Had you grown up with a father

Haha. It was silly of me to take up space with my emotions

Hair grow back in time, like your forgiveness

Hallucinate eight heads on everyone

Has caused you to totally lock up.

Has it even occurred to you that maybe he is not

Have you ever heard of polyamory?

Have you seen Peter?

Having a male friend is gonna be great!

Having spare keys made?

He also taught me how to ride a bike.

He chomp him off my body!

He clinically died for 30 minutes, went to Heaven,

He gave me these

He good boy like you.

He is avenged!!

He just do better with Baba help.

He might have turned his life around.

He missed us and came back.

He must marry.

He scares me, Pete.

He smells like feta and oregano.

He sounds like a luh luh loser!

He was always drunk and trying to hit me with his holo fists.

He was our lover.

He was our school mascot

He was supposed to come over and fly kites this morning!

He's a..."art clown".

He's all alone, but not lonely.

He's an actual good person.

He's here to be my friend.

He's mine. Oh, he's mine.

He's my maggot!

He's where my effortless sexy comes from.

Heading down to the basement with another girl

Hear me, frogs of the forest, take me home!

Heed my warning, Annie

Hello, Daddy. Why did you abandon me?

Help us sneak out of here, I'll show you my knockers!

Her foot fall off.

Here it comes, Annie!

Here, hop in my Jansport

Here, try one and tell me what feeling you taste

Here! I'll show you! He's reaching for his weapon!

Here! Like the word of God,

Here. Go to sleep. Like a bird!

Here's a list of plumage varieties

Here's all you need to know.

Here's the top choice based on your DNA

Here's where we all sit down together

Hey, beetles!

Hey, fertile freaks!

Hey, God? Are you happy I paired you up

Hey, guys! We could go to my house.

Hey, I can cry!

Hey, Norma..

Hey, where's Annie? [ Gasps ]

Hey! You're not supposed to see me!

Hey...what are you doing?

His name Peter for first time today.

Hm. Annie still trying

Hmm, you're wet and bumpy. This could work out

Hold out your hands

Holding hands

Holds eye contact,

Holla! It would be illegal and disgusting for them

Hope to see ya there

Hope you enjoy that bang, ladies!

Hope you remember to bring your school spirit

Hot dogs you love.

How 'bout you? I don't pray.

How 'd you know I love gas station flowers?

How about here? No.

How about we go around and state your name and why you're here?

How am I supposed to get home now?

How can we [bleep]

How did my story about having her not scare her straight?

How did you know that?

How do I say this Daddy..

How do you keep missing the point so badly!

How do you stay so eerily calm?

How does Steve Jobs take his coffee, hm?

How likely are you to purchase Nester's Cheese Nebulizer?

How many of these beauties can I put you down for, huh?

How old do you think I am? Oh.

How to make hot cocoa or listen when I talk.

How to spice up ornithology, Annie

Huegh!

Huh, I really need those beetles.

Huh?! Fooled you! Is not true.

Hup!

Hurry, places, places!

I accept this pairing.

I actually died and came back to life.

I almost married woman.

I also played a game of chess with Martin Luther King Jr.,

I believe it was a Friday

I believe your Super Deluxe Package

I bet my dad still provides me with love.

I better pinch myself just to make sure

I better pinch myself!

I better pinch myself.

I can swap bodies with the morgue goat.

I can taste your pain!

I can't die on my birthday.

I can't see the odometer over these big boobies!

I can't think! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I can't wait to find out if my fear of grilled cheese

I can't wait to meet my dad and find out

I could tell from the first moment I saw you

I did him to try to get into

I did this for you.

I didn't see you there. Please follow me

I died for real, kid, and there's no afterlife

I don't dance unless I hear some music,

I don't need a daddy!

I don't want a daddy!

I don't want any trauma

I don't.

I even turned down a tuggie huggie

I feel like we're finally connecting.

I feel, I feel so so..

I get to work with my mom,

I go knit yak hair vest for ceremony.

I gotta find a way out of here, fast!

I gotta see where those barely legals just ran off to.

I guess Coach Kitman was right for some people,

I guess I didn't notice I was speeding cause

I guess that explains why I can't grow a mustache!

I guess that means you really do care about me.

I guess that's what Trophy does with all her flaws.

I guess without the beetles, I don't quite work right.

I guess you guys have the "previously dying" thing

I guess you'll be my emotional support beetles!

I had this dream a couple days ago

I happen to be a professional grief processor.

I hate her! God, I know what you mean.

I hate to ask, but..

I hate to be right, and yet, I am

I hate wearing flip flops in the shower

I have an excellent franchise opportunity inside my vagina

I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,

I have known quite a few.

I have one more stash in the "Garfield & Friends" wing

I have to go have drunk,

I have to tell you something.

I have wedding vest for you.

I hide my illegal narcotics all around town

I I like the presh.

I intend to meet the love of my life rom com style.

I just distance myself from my emotions.

I just know it helps the time pass.

I just want to make sure you did your best.

I just wanted to see if Kirk's penis

I keep my most valuable tears

I killed a pug. She was so cute though.

I knew we would. Peter, come.

I knew we'd have the same level of comfort

I know a place where we can sample the goods

I know how my face brings you bad luck

I know it'll be lame, but want to sit with me tonight?

I know it's one of these graves, but, eh...

I know Shirty give you feeling of safety and security,

I know what'll get those peeper pipes flowin':

I know. This Old country way,

I love hearing you talk about the situation

I love you, Mom.

I made you that seed bark you always refuse to try

I may have just figured out my dream job.

I mean, you could kill yourself trying

I meet dream husband

I met my dad, and he's dead, but we're exactly alike.

I need them back pronto, Annie!

I never see my Papa again

I never thought I marry again

I never thought I'd say this,

I never thought it would happen to me.

I never would have become the youngest stripper

I only told Baba she was because I wanted to find love on my own.

I ordered easily intimidated bride.

I promised. You said you would go.

I really like him, and you can never act appropriately.

I refuse to be breathalyzed.

I retie apron strings..

I run a place that helps young women like you

I see here you've ordered Loki's cremains

I should get paycheck, not jail!

I should have been the beverage equivalent

I so glad you too milky to find own wife

I so nervous.

I tend to be pretty goal oriented.

I think if we can teach you to taste these simple feelings,

I think we should just get married to appease Baba

I think you corpse. [ Gasp ]

I think you'll appreciate.

I think you'll feel right at home here.

I thought she was going to stab me in self defense,

I thought that was you, but I've trained my consciousness

I tried a wet makeup look, but it's useless.

I usually go for pepperoni,

I wanna get out of here before she starts doing yoga

I wanna see that. You wanna see that?

I want him to think I come from a good family.

I want to be a different kind of posthumous father.

I want to do better

I want to make sure the potential dads remember me.

I want you staying fit and tight

I was afraid of your reaction.

I was born with resting grief face,

I was just messing with you.

I was so distracted from meeting my dad, I didn't see you coming.

I was taken from my home in Billings, Montana!

I was worried if I told you about my abandonment issues,

I wasn't able to find a shirt

I waxed my pubes in the shape of a solo cup

I will avenge him!

I wish people didn't get so weirded out

I wish you every happiness, Peter

I wish you never came back!

I won't let the quacks stop!

I worried they'd never talk to me again,

I would have never gotten engaged

I wouldn't know about that.

I'd be soaked to the bone.

I'd call it beautiful

I'd like my dead wife turned into a crystal

I'd like to get a photo.

I'll ask God if we can lay the groundwork

I'll be right back

I'll be right back

I'll be thinking of you the whole time!

I'll buy you one of those pepperoni stuffed

I'll call Annie.

I'll investigate as soon as I finish up with this

I'll just hide in here for a few years,

I'll just zap my spirit into this

I'll need to ask you to leave. Huh? Why?

I'll never have a boyfriend. Aww, kid.

I'll never satisfy Baba or replace you!

I'll rescue Annie from a life destroying decision without you!

I'll show you your own pathetic deaths

I'll start I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat

I'll tell Sophie where to find you after she loses.

I'm a dreamer, just like you.

I'm a helper

I'm a resurrected woman with powers

I'm a targeted AI brought to you by Cover That Girl makeup.

I'm Annie, a registered Lil' PO

I'm back in Baba's womb! Not exactly...

I'm finally able to deliver the letters

I'm going to eat a snack loaded with artificial colors

I'm going to find my father! That's great.

I'm gonna have a dad in my life and it's gonna be awesome!

I'm gonna keep you as my boyfriend to boss around,

I'm gonna let you handle the mentoring

I'm gonna live in a little crotch of my very own

I'm gonna miss it so much him, so much.

I'm gonna need a bigger mop!

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear the other part.

I'm gonna take him out. Ohp. Wait a minute.

I'm gonna tell Sophie and destroy your marriage.

I'm gonna to need to be in here for a while.

I'm grounding you, young lady.

I'm her daughter, and I don't even know where she's from.

I'm Mr. BJ Educator, your substitute teacher.

I'm not about to let you steal my daughter.

I'm not sure I'm up to this!

I'm only here because my girlfriend's friend

I'm Peter!

I'm related to Trophy through birth.

I'm releasing your mother into your recognizance.

I'm seeing the bangs of a psychopath

I'm sick of hearing about new ways to recycle.

I'm so mad, I could sigh!

I'm sorry I called them a metaphor for cannibalism.

I'm sorry, Kenton.

I'm staying. Fine.

I'm taking my business elsewhere!

I'm talking about my backpack!

I'm trying to grow my Tony Stark!

I'mma take her back.

I've actually written some free verse I'd like to share

I've always seen you.

I've been wanting to talk with you about.

I've expanded my empathy receptors and refined my palate

I've got my first real date date post resurrection,

I've made that mistake before.

I've never had friends over before,

I've really internalized misogyny

Identical deceased rats to embalm

If flies had alcohol poisoning

If God were real, he wouldn't have all day

If I had a hot daughter, I'd never do this to her!

If I had to do it over,

If I know that family, all that boy wants

If I miss it, I'll have to go to Vassar

If I weren't wearing a rubber undershirt,

If I'd known my dad all along, I'd be a happier,

If I'm not there to hold the sign,

If it weren't for me, you and Lonny would still be together.

If not, it's hard labor

If she no get pregnant in 90 days, we return.

If so, I'll play.

If the suspect sings chorus,

If we don't disturb Baba mid embalm.

If you can scare them straight, I'll waive your charges.

If you catch my drift

If you don't change your ways.

If you don't have one already, 'cause..

If you don't land the basket toss,

If you good match for Peter.

If you insist on finding your father,

If you insist on finding your father, at least

If you want to earn the name of Choad Jr.

If you'd joined loom club instead,

If you'd rather pretend to be a teenager

If you'll excuse me, my disciples require my energy

If you're trapped in an invisible box!

If your breasts are two different sizes.

If your team isn't ready,

In a court of law. [ Sighs ] Ugh.

In a double blind study, Gymnast Gregory owners

In a little mother daughter bonding time?

In a safe deposit box down at the bank

In addition, he's prepared

In an overcrowded corpse vagina

In common. Heaven's a lie, Annie.

In drive through...

In fact, I prefer it!

In fact, I'm heading to the food court

In Jurassic Park

In need of support or escape.

In old country, mother chaperone daughter's first date.

In Reno history if Sophie hadn't stolen you from me!

In terms of intra family intimacy.

In the auditorium on Monday.

In the biblical sense.

In the last two days, I can say I had up to three friends.

In the name of religion, things get weird.

In the span of a single ovulation window?

In the Super Deluxe Package.

In their first challenge,

In Trophy's vagina.

In your dead face! Kenton?

In your life for a good reason?

Infinitee, you're gonna drown

Inseminees aren't allowed to leave the premises

Inside another woman's decaying corpse

Instead of arresting me,

Instead of finding fertile woman your own age.

Instead of trying to settle petty old scores?

Instead of your best friend!

Interested in me so your mother can ruin her life again

Into a successful lifestyle brand.

Into an arranged marriage.

Into working in his parents' diner for a whole semester.

Invented by the Chinese dude

Irreplaceable shirt that's now...gone!

Is a great alternative to toxic embalming

Is better not to know details.

Is better than any drug, [Laughing] am I right?

Is dead? Not dead,

Is family tradition, like not being able to afford college.

Is finally happened! [ Sigh ]

Is gonna take days.

Is here to help.

Is it my face that's holding me back?

Is it you?

Is my father?

Is that any good?

Is that any good?

Is that any good?

Is that any good?

Is that correct? Uh, yeah

Is that normal?

Is that nutmeg? God damnit, that's good!

Is that really you?! No, Annie.

Is that you cannot walk plain, always doing flips.

Is that you?

Is there a lucky SOB at home I should know about?

Is there an emergency shirt hotline we can call?!

Is to throw your maggot in the incinerator,

Is very shameful cry for help

It builds resilience

It happen every year, second Saturday

It has a human cost. Leave me alone!

It him it him it him! Wow!

It is favorite, but he like to drink it really slow

It makes me sad because I've always wanted a corkscrew penis!

It might even turn into a heartache hurricane.

It might help you begin to process your abandonment issues!

It most important day of year!

It takes him like six hours to pantomime invisible snacks.

It too late for you to be well adjusted grown man.

It was always the three of us!

It was cool at first.

It was hilarious. [ Laughs ]

It was learning I don't deserve happiness.

It won't be weird for us to..

It would've been kinder to kill me

It, him, it, him...

It's a kid who got bullied on their last day of school

It's a pilot program we're calling "Lil' PO."

It's a self soothing technique I've been doing

It's actually friendship.

It's also the re imagineered body of a man named Calvin

It's best if I'm the only one who moves.

It's different from cock fighting.

It's for the Make A Wish Foundation.

It's from the lost sock's point of view,

It's Heaven!

It's her turn to feel a lifetime of disappointment

It's Jean Paul, the lighting guy up there.

It's like even though she's clearly in the wrong,

It's like the vows have lost all meaning.

It's like Tinder but for plane tickets

It's me, P Dawg!

It's my mother. I should take this

It's probably gonna be absolutely wrecked

It's really important that we take some time

It's temporary

It's that I know it will be worse.

It's the combination of her success and her superiority

It's the weekend!

It's time for court ordered group therapy

It's time.

J.K. I'm 100% virgin and proud.

Javi, what's your thing?

Jesus...

Jobs, McQueen, and Hawking.

Joey likes spending time with me

Joey, actually, I'm DTF!

Judging is for the Olympics. Oh, no.

Jump on in there. Oh.

Just 'cause it sums up the day so nice.

Just 200 more laps around the futon

Just admit it

Just already lived.

Just answer the question of the day.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Just describe his penis to me ahead of time,

Just hum first few bars of "Skip to My Lou."

Just keep holdin' on forever

Just like a squirrel

Just like before I took you to the ER

Just like the old days, Susan

Just like you cannot accept Pete plain.

Just like you predicted.

Just other day, a widow say to me, "Five stars,"

Just relax

Just tell them your thing is haunted houses.

Just the thought of them really makes me...

Just try keep it straight

Keep boring feelings to self, 'kay?

Kenton? Aren't you gonna kiss me?

Know that in spite of everything

Last time we partied, I had to leave you

Legally. Thanks, Baba

Let me assure you, I'm not using you

Let me borrow your hand for a second.

Let me guess, this is payback for making you walk down

Let me help you, Annie.

Let me help you. Hold still.

Let me in!

Let me know if you need help. Uncle Pete.

Let me out!

Let me see if I can speed this up.

Let's forget about Susan and Choad.

Let's get on with it! It's true!

Let's go on a Killmore Girls crime spree!

Let's go! [ Siren wails ]

Let's help her.

Let's just go try on swimsuits and stand next to each other.

Let's make 'er up! Yay!

Let's meet this year's challenger, Tender Endings!

Let's open up the phones.

Let's run away together this time

Let's take a tear school field trip!

Like a fish needs a father to teach her how to ride a bike,

Like Annie, I want more out of life

Like Ben Affleck or Bill Clinton.

Like birding club

Like how guys say "main man." Girls say "main moam."

Like she ruined mine?

Like, dead, undead.

Like, we're talking about corn dogs,

Listen up

Literally! Figuratively!

Little Flor Ida!

Little Miss "I Got Suspended For Eating in the Locker Room"?

Lives four blocks from beach

Loneliness is one of the biggest threats

Long story, but I'm pregnant. [ Slurping ]

Lonny? Lonny?

Look at me! Look at me, Shirty!

Look, I was a needy young girl

Look! A theater sized popcorn popper!

Looking at Florida's rich heritage

Looking at the ground and and and and..

Looks as weird as I remembered. Ew.

Lots to do and only few hours to do it

Loved you more or been rich enough to buy your succe

Made me live in a group home for months till they grew back

Make a wish!

Make her pay for what she's done!

Make up my entire skeleton.

Make up your mind already.

Makes you wish death could arrive a little faster.

Mama knows!

Mama needs a little pick me up.

Mama needs you!

Martina? You coming?

Matchmaker calling Svetlana now

Maximum drip!

May have been that

May I help you, officer? Hi, there.

Maybe a few less bugs in your vagina now

Maybe for your choir recital

Maybe Gregory should leave.

Maybe he's a typewriter salesman.

Maybe Kirk and I are better off as just friends.

Maybe my resurrection is also a second chance

Maybe too perfect!

Maybe we meet again one day

Maybe you have some tiny candles

Maybe you no longer need Baba. Ha!

Me, I've always been a dreamer

Mean kids get cancer, too.

Meet Daiquari!

Meet Sad Sal and Weepy Willy

Meet you in the car, Baba!

Meet your new classmate, Kenton Burpy.

Memories are important.

Mentoring teen runaways.

Might as well start getting acquainted

Mm hmm

Mm, boom shaka laka!

Mm, mm, mm. Proceed.

Mm? You go fir

Mm. [ Groans ]

Mom, what exactly happens on a date?

Momushka for cute bangs

Monotonie, if you don't turn your life around,

Monterey Crack,

More hair on arms

More importantly, I'll avoid

More well adjusted, beach ready type of girl.

Morgan Freeman, Scrooge McDuck,

Mr

Mr

Mr. Peter Fantasy.

Mrs. Clomid knows what's best for me.

Mrs. Gilman is going through a divorce,

Music means Baba remembered

Must be our perp. Cuff her, Monotonee

My My daughter Annie is the teen who needs me.

My ambition to lead an independent, fulfilling life.

My Baba will never forgive me

My body is a mystery only an art clown can solve.

My choice... [ Chuckles ]

My dad mentions that a lot.

My fear of being conceived!

My fear of gators!

My fellow enthusiasts

My flavored condom assortment spilled everywhere!

My forehead is big enough to have its own ass!

My friends and Moam said, I don't think you're boring.

My idea.

My life and my face

My life's purpose they're my passion!

My mom's the best birder and parent here.

My mother doesn't let anyone touch him.

My mother thinks you're only pretending to be

My parents are hoarders. My dad's a mime.

My parents would've gotten even more money if I died

My Peter is officially man!

My shoes were starting to hurt

My thing is mystery

My thing isn't frogs!

My thing's safety pins

My thing's sucking a pacifier dipped in cough syrup

My ungrateful daughter request hair management service and Baba

My very plain granddaughter

Neck tattoo, balding, smells like chicken fingers.

Nester's Cheese Nebulizer comes in new extreme flavors!

Never abandoned baby with grandmother

Never, ever give up on your dreams.

Never! Cry! Again! Little girl

Next question, do you like Time to go.

Next, the tears get steeped in emotion, forming their flavors.

Nice catching up.

Nice viewing perch.

No inciting violence, sex,

No nonsense paternity test.

No one gets out dry

No one here know their father, not even Baba. We fine.

No one's ever talked to me about sports trivia

No Petey!

No relation to the Only Pants Pants.

No time for dally dilly.

No, no, no!

No, thank you.

No!

No!

No! [ Muffled shouting ]

No! Not that!

Nom nom nom nom nom. Trophy Fantasy?

Normal man shirt! But not itchy!

Not marionette. Very well.

Not one boyfriend ever! [ Cackles ]

Not sure how many we'll see, but remember our mantra

Nothing can take this away from me!

Now baba worry about Annie and fluid finals

Now go do funeral for paying customers.

Now I think of every girl here as one of my very own daughters.

Now it's just grieving family members

Now let's meet our felons!

Now on your mark, get set, ho!

Now shut trap and watch nut shot.

Now Sophie's precious embalming fluid

Now they've gotta talk their way out of a DUI.

Now we're SXPD. Duh.

Now you need to marry Trophy.

Now, can we make out already?

Now, did everyone try a piece of the carrot cake?

Now, did you put on enough sunscreen today, darlin'?

Now, I know what you're thinking

Now, since, Baba and Trophy don't get out of jail

Number two'ing outside in the daytime.

Number twoing in the thicket?

Of "Jesus Christ Superstar."

Of a shirt and my mother's approval!

Of being part of a squad

Of course she's trying to get to me through you

Of flat Malt liquor

Of hatred for you.

Of how moms connect with their daughters.

Of my parent teacher conferences

Of straight male friendship

Of the places our bodies carry tension.

Of the world's best hot cocoa

Of this mother/daughter thing.

Officer Infinitee,

Oh

Oh

Oh hoh hoh.

Oh, but a quick spray tan first wouldn't hurt.

Oh, hey, Kenton. Hey, little brother.

Oh, I I better get up before I get too comfortable.

Oh, if only his arms had more hairs.

Oh, like I'm carrying a basket of clean clothes into a monsoon

Oh, my God his cause of death

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Let it be him.

Oh, no, pervert must have snatched

Oh, no, there go my social anxiety hives.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! The sign fell off! Hands where I can see 'em!

Oh, sorry, Pete Senior.

Oh, that'll do it.

Oh, well, well, well.

Oh, yes, she will!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [ Chuckles ] That tickles!

Oh! He won't be daddy anytime soon!

Oh! Okay, two words.

Oh! Okay, yep, my high school best friend's father.

Ohh! A neck hole.

Okay

Okay, daughter, but bangs on woman your age

Okay, here's a video from your tenth birthday party.

Okay, how about this?

Okay, so maybe no s e x, but..

Okay, the only grave I haven't checked is...

Okay, Trophy's

Okay?

Okay? Back up!

Okay. Baba help you process feelings of loss.

Okay. Baba see

Okay. I best friend.

Okay. I drive around parking lot.

Okay. We have seven minutes to kill, possibly five.

Old country mother/son date night.

Old dudes for designer clothes.

Old man's baby? Yes, they'll pay me

On a scale of one to ten,

On a Tilt A Whirl is almost impossible.

On all the ways your mother's emotionally blackmailing you.

On how to make money off your child's corporate sponsorships!

On my count..

On my lifeless body and send me on the bird trip

On the pull out couch tonight, son.

On the topic of my dreams

One day, you'll get out of here,

One harsh winter when I little girl, it was big day

One lucky felon can get back to spring breaking.

One minute, you're happily snuggled up in their womb,

One sip isn't gonna kill you.

One taste of this emotional concentrate

One...two..

Only 12 ounce of Baba's Embalmer does trick

Only fail me one time.

Only for more family oriented animated shows.

Only freaks drink sweet cream!

Only one possibility: Tom Selleck.

Ooh, maybe I spoke too soon. Hello

Ooh, what a complete surprise to see you here.

Ooh!

Oooh, it's a miss!

Oops, looks like your sign's crooked

Oops. [ Chuckles ] There we go. Okay.

Or

Or an insurance adjuster!

Or asked me how I feel before!

Or I'll send out the beetles to cover your feet

Or maybe that's just want I wanted God to think.

Or not. Because she will lose.

Or Old Petey accidentally wandered into

Or the reverse cowgirl prayer!

Or the yoga class playah. Or the guy with a pipe!

Or violent sex, okay?

Or what pajamas you're wearing, here's my, uh,

Or will your mother be spying on you

Or win the game?

Or you can recognize a sign from the universe

Ouch!

Ouch! [ Dramatic music playing ]

Our eavesdropping algorithm tells me you're feeling insecure

Our loveless marriage is a mutually agreed upon charade.

Our only priority is your happiness, Pete!

Our same names are just a coinci pants.

Out of the lid of a baby coffin?!

Out there!

Over.

Owner and CEO of local pizzeria Pizza Paul's.

P Dawg out!

Papa finally come home after 10 year in labor camp

Pardon the interruption folks, we received two calls

Parenting, like grief, takes many forms.

Patrick Swayze, but I don't see it

Pending God's approval, and now he's...

People who drink and drive.

Personal number.

Pervert, release my Annie now!

Pete, you go to mall and pick out new shirt yourself!

Pete! Find return label. I get crate.

Peter already have secret fiancée who might be his sister.

Peter, father not Tom Selleck. What?!

Peter, why you no give bunion the tickle tickle?

Peter! I thought the day would never come

Petty theft, arson, lewd behavior in a buffet restaurant.

Pigeon fever is contagious!

Playing fairy godmother to The Drain was your idea!

Playing jet ski beer pong

Please don't make me keep doing this!

Please go away. We don't need any knives.

Please hurry! Need more information.

Please take this 30 question satisfaction survey.

Please take your spots in the share circle

Please! I need to save her!

Please. If you want to leave, leave.

Plus I I already am a stay at home mom.

Plus you're caller number 6!

Plus, "Daddy, it's Me!" results are admissible in court,

Plus, Choad has hairier arms

Plus, if the goal here is child support,

Plus, she'll never give up the baby!

Plus, without her constantly ordering us around,

Pregnancy means the party's over!

Pretty good

Pretty sure.

Proceed to the 9/11 to verify paternity.

Proceed to the route, just 45 minutes back across town.

Promise me you're not just pretending to like me

Pump me! [ Grunting ]

Put inside the screen of an iPad?

Putting Humpy Trophy back together again

Quoting lines from other Christopher Nolan movies.

Real Mommy out!

Real stepdad material!

Reality shows, and murder trials.

Really brave. No, I mean my teen pregnancy

Really made something of herself

Really special back there, pumpkin.

Recovered Memory Lane?

Remember when you little boy?

Remember whose vag you're living in

Remind you of anyone?

Reminder the Titans! Remember?

Removing stray bottle caps, that sort of thing

Responsible daughter like you

Resulting in makeshift family of gorgeous misfits.

Right after plans on a Friday night?

Right after the fluid finals, though

Right after these trade school commercials!

Roll them bones.

Rrrgh! Oh, no. Telekinesis?

Salvation!

Sarah, Operation Safety School!

Sat at the same table at lunch three times,

Saturday nights, we clean sink drains

Says here you named her Euthanasia

Says you're harboring a stolen fetus.

See a balloon and wonders where it went!

See ya, Pete! Just a heads up

See you in 30 minute.

See?

See? Baba fun. It like game.

See? Baba make finding dead father into good time.

See? I told you she's real!

Seems like we're supposed to binge eat

Seems more like she's your sister to me.

Send your most sadistic cop ASAP

Separate genes control Great Wikipedia

Shayla, Dushane, and Deacon. [ Choir vocalizing ]

She and I are kindred souls

She and my brother make these googley eyed sculptures.

She can't even throw away chicken bones.

She eat a fruit

She gave me these bangs to ruin my spring break,

She made me hot cocoa with sprinkles!

She made me look like a hamburger without a bun

She not want to, but I insist

She passed it down to me. Exactly.

She said, [As Baba] "Why not? Those teeth fall out anyway."

She teaches him skills of survival,

She was super in favor of gay marriage.

She's a faucet of hopes and dreams.

She's a real natural at this

She's a troubled teen I'm helping.

She's been grooming you to be her spouse

She's coming up positive

She's easily distracted, but... Again. Again.

She's not the hero Gotham needs, Pete.

Shelter, barbiturates, Fun Hat Fridays

Shirty met all my needs, if you know what I mean.

Shoo. Oh, my gosh.

Shoppers will think you incel with concealed weapon.

Shows you've been doing ear whippets

Sign me up! Yeah, me too!

Sign not crooked. Granddaughter crooked

Simply accept the terms. Oh, okay.

Since I'm stuck at home, how about we watch that

Since Trophy abandoned me as a newborn.

Since you lie to me and not say you already engaged

Sir Rod Stewart.

Sleep with losers, okay?

Snip snip was bad plan. No worry

So great seeing you.

So he's an actor? No.

So I can feed her to dolphins after her passing

So I could get back to Heaven! Oh, honey

So I don't need an arranged marriage.

So I'm not gonna waste it.

So it looks like you're wearing sensible shoes.

So it'll feel like an orgy with just the two of us

So Mom can finally get that child support.

So much to learn

So she could remodel my bedroom

So we can get to the room

So we're gonna need you all to line up right quick

So you and I Susan we are..

So you pretended you'd asked Santa for a niece named Annie

So, for the rest of the year, we'll be watching

So, I'm sorry to tell you this, but the marriage is off

So, my grandma was there, but this time,

So, safe travels, Svet blah blah blah

So, we're canceling tonight's football game and pep rally

So, you telling me these kids get break from college,

So, you're gonna have to do that with all 15 possible fathers?

So?

So..

Soft and dependable.

Some fiancée ing to go do in my room.

Some light beer out of cans.

Somebody I won't say who ruined it for everyone.

Sometimes I think I'm going to cry,

Sophie doesn't stand a chance

Sophie finds a way to make me feel inadequate

Sophie wants to destroy me

Sophie, give him back!

Sophie, you're the winner!

Sophie's hot spot has more than just great wireless.

Sorrow can last a lifetime, if you do it right

Sorry for preying on vulnerable, unaccompanied grown men!

Sorry I missed breakfast, but Gregory and I

Sorry.

Spell checking Dear Leader's social media. Next!

Spring break is always lucrative,

Staring you right in the face!

Stay away from Sophie's embalming fluid

Stay swole, bro

Stay tuned for our speed round, where our final contestants

Step right up and sample the goods!

Still a sneaky thief, I see

Stop your whimsy!

Stop! You're not my daddy!

Stuffing them little cotton balls into bottles of medicine.

Style, where sexual tension meet illegal street racing,

Succatash, Succatash. That sucka sucka sucks!

Succatash. Call us up, win some cash! Be caller number 9.

Surprised the recycling club came as the segregationist mob,

Susan is smart

Susan, here and then pretend to be

Susan?

Take amphetamines and fold pizza boxes!

Teen pregnancy isn't all baby footprint tattoos,

Tell her you're going to marry me.

Tell us how you did it! Lots of sauerkraut.

Terrible father.

Than he does about God!

Than just serving Trophy, and so do I.

Thank you, Gymnast Gregory

Thank you.

Thanks anyway, guys

Thanks for showing me this world of ducks, though

Thanks to last year's losers, them hoes is still fresh.

Thanks to me, Pete is working on his self respect

Thanks, Uncle Pete! You fixed me!

That are keeping him stuck.

That can help us both.

That Christmas when Baba didn't buy presents,

That corpse isn't dead yet

That could never walk out on me like my father did.

That duck is the one in charge of arranging the funeral,

That Guy Who Drops the Chili on NBC's "The Office"

That harvested your kidney!

That is sad. Not that, Annie

That is what the world calls romance.

That just my granddaughter's scoliosis

That makes you sad because you wish Baba praised you more

That mermaids aren't real ever.

That mother daughter pigeon thing!

That owned the sand truck that ran me over.

That she hasn't even let me see except in photographs?

That should produce a strong emotional response.

That smells like her hair in the rain.

That the world was so big and so beautiful

That time at mortician college when Baba stood you up for prom!

That violates our cardinal rule!

That you're special.

That'll be a huge hit to your dignity

That'll show you!

That's a level of irony I am just not comfortable with.

That's got to be my dad!

That's just what I thought when I was your age.

That's not fair

That's not just beta carotene you're tasting

That's okay. That's okay.

That's physics. Come on, Annie.

That's right identical twins. Kinda sad

That's silly, right?

That's super helpful.

That's two to three different guys every day,

That's what my therapist calls "exactly the problem

That's when a cowgirl begs for the Lord's forgiveness

That's why they call me Squirrel

That's, like, so male gaze.

The afterlife is a dark, boring void.

The alphabet backwards for me?

The bad bang trim my mom

The beetles and I are on our way

The bird watching bus is picking us up soon.

The co eds are dropping like flies

The finer things in life.

The French placket, a curved hemline,

The friends are, of course, gone now, but at one point

The game where I talk about Heaven for seven minutes.

The hive is beginning to spiral

The lack of oxygen plus that bump on the head

The mayor of Fort Meyers?

The Me Love You Lawn Time Garden Center.

The most flattering outfit is a large sweatshirt

The most pungent feelings are set aside in reserve

The next, you're 31

The nickels hurt the most.

The only part of me that's dead is

The only way for you to win is to stop playing.

The potential for trauma's too high

The rest will be sent to prison labor camps

The show where spring break's sexiest,

The stew is eating Shirty!

The thought provoking film "Remember the Titans."

The three of us were a triad.

The waist won't budge, and there's no zipper

The way children appear is none of my business

Their wish was to make other children angry

Then came back on a mission to tell people about God.

Then I can get back to a more sustainable level

Then I did.

Then I moved to Fort Gator!

Then I went to Heaven. Then I came back!

Then I won't be tempted to peek.

Then I'll help you confront the inadequacy you feel

Then pushes him to accept

Then sniff all her babushkas 'til we find the one

Then we can't afford to self publish my book

Then, I'll launch my app

Then, today I find out

There are 1,500 shirts with buttons.

There are no wrong answers. Okay

There is no God.

There is no such thing as a free mini taquito.

There must be an extension for shirts.

There someone I want you to meet.

There we are.

There. Make the people feel safe.

There's a lot more room for hot dogs in there

There's a note on his back. Ugh. False alarm.

There's absolutely zero research on.

There's no mistake you can't "talk" your way out of

These are known as "old wounds."

These are tears of a bride left at the altar

These are the tears of sorrow that you won't have access

These are your most common flavors:

These bangs make my face look like it's sandwiched

They all sadistic?

They all want to have kids,

They even helped me make some friends.

They gave it to me last month at the sperm doctor.

They have a lot of unresolved feelings.

They have a wonderful back alley here, and so do I.

They specialize in tear stimulation

They steal your shoes and trade for steroids,

They'll go head to head with our reigning champions..

They're They're really chilling.

They're a family of cheaters

They're all humanity's versions of unfinished basements

They're called stewfies, stew pid! Keep up!

They're really high in fiber.

They're still looking for a cure.

They're what's known as ultra criers

They're, like, problematic. You don't understand.

They've asked me to share their lives with them,

Thirsty

This afternoon perfect!

This aroma is transcendent

This Baba year to win Best Fluid.

This baby's air tight.

This either happens

This explains everything!

This first night without him.

This guy could be the one

This guy's a liar. A virgin liar.

This is a funeral!

This is goodbye.

This is my mom, Trophy.

This is promising. What's my size?

This is so boring. Fine!

This is the "Mamma Mia" ending I deserve!

This is the best day we've ever had.

This is the ultimate loner's dilemma!

This not Svetlana.

This one is impossible to get wrong.

This one's for my mother!

This oughta get them reaching for their wallets.

This place has, like, real second chance energy

This scent's called Democratic Presidential Nominee.

This should get the boys at school to "leaf" you alone.

This silk comfort foam comes close.

This squirrel mother will raise her young son

This Vesper Cottondale's a close match.

This was cute.

This way!

This way.

This why Baba always warn you kids no make friends.

This wood's not solid.

Those deaths tend to happen in pairs.

Though she is also squish able.

Three dimensional manipulative chess moves,

Three months. Value haircut

Three words... Just bring us one of each.

Throwing handfuls of coins at you.

Throwing plastic in the trash makes Mommy happy.

Thrown away by their families.

Time can't be up yet

Time to practice!

Time to snip snip apron strings.

Time to snoop through

To actually have sex with you,

To be a meek teen because you're a sexual predator.

To be barrel aged.

To be contestants on our new spring break TV show:

To be the kind of mother you deserve, she used it

To completely abstain from energy drinks.

To defy my mother's wishes right now

To determine who molester.

To eating human flesh didn't stop him from becoming

To express our insecurities!

To get their blood alcohol level over .15.

To get to know you, I know that's what he'd say.

To have adolescent fun?

To Kyle's beach house anymore. Huh?

To learn your birth father's identity.

To living in a small plastic gymnast.

To local woman, I get to marry man named Choad.

To lower your voice and exit the store.

To make marriages auto expire every 24 hours.

To meet them at the skate park now.

To men's health.

To my resurrected sister's spirit

To read a bitch, I hereby sentence you both

To recharge our masculine energy.

To refine her skin regimen?

To reinforce their pair bond?

To remain lawfully wed.

To share with other men and too boring for human women

To shut down in the presence of desperation and cheapness

To stop you from literally falling apart?

To the point that I can detect exactly what someone's feeling.

To the tear scrotum, causing tears to brew.

To this wonderful human woman, Susan.

To tolerate intimacy!

To venture into the great, wide, non vaginal world beyond?

Today about fluid

Today I want to talk about why you're all here

Today not about you

Today we try to spot the common pigeon.

Today we're going to watch some of my old home movies

Today's not a total bust after all.

Toenail clippings

Together

Tomorrow, you're on anus watch

Tonight, we deserve a special treat!

Tony's a great listener

Top note of never getting what you want.

Totally fine. Hmm.

Trophy bad daughter

Trophy do better. Huh

Trophy doesn't call her "The Drain" for nothing.

Trophy Fantasy, you have numerous outstanding warrants.

Trophy left her in my crib when she abandoned me.

Trophy said she'd teach me once scientists develop

Trophy, can you please do that somewhere else?

Trophy, please say your goodbyes

Trophy, where are the dice?

Trophy!

Trophy's roomy ladycave contains everything we could ever need

Try this one. Uncle Pete.

Try to spot it, everybody

Trying to climb out a window.

Ugh, get me out of here. Wait, where are the dice?

Ugh!

Ugh. How am I supposed to get back at her now?

Uh huh, follow me!

Uh oh. Get back here. [ Grunts ]

Uh, I forget which is which is which is which.

Uh, you're a...chicken...

Um

Um, is your mom

Understand why you're ugly.

Unless you keep the baby

Unless you push him out of his comfort zone.

Unless, of course, it's over the age of consent.

Unlike my fear of zippers, which I just need to work on.

Unprotected sex with 10 guys to dull the pain!

Until Baba can respect my wishes.

Until he hits 64 full ounces.

Until I get a free moment."

Until my step mom cut my bangs the night

Until they tire themselves out?

Up here, pants never come off, and no one has genitals

Us crotch beetles keep her alive

User help portal and measuring center.

Vapid hot dog criminal time to mother daughter time

Very popular lifestyle brand, but for death

Wait

Wait, how is that possible?!

Wait, stop!

Wait. W W What's going on?

Wanna join me? I do..

Wanna see my front roundoff?

Wanna sip?

Was getting eaten by an alligator.

Was that any good?

Was that any good?

Was that any good?

Watch the bangs!

Watch the dumb people shoot themselves.

Watch.

Watch. [ Sobbing ]

Watching a movie at night

We both knew this day would come, Norma.

We both like scented candles, ice cream, and..

We can actually make it fun.

We can do tie dye coffin, ombre coffin, glitter coffin..

We can't just expect her to suddenly know

We could cook a family style. Maybe tomorrow.

We could play Wii or go hang out in the corpse freezer.

We did it inside the costume at halftime

We don't get that close to the action.

We don't need to watch her poop again.

We funeral home, not cruise ship deck!

We got a topless incel talking about his mom,

We got traffic on the ones, Weather on the What!

We have selected the properly sized shirt.

We have to go help Annie!

We have to spell it out for her

We just pulled a full Cinderella on her,

We loved spoiling Loki.

We only sell pants.

We should play "Daddy, it's Me, Florida Edition"!

We were best friends,

We work now

We'll keep this simple.

We'll run away right after the competition

We're a perfect match

We're about to play "All God's Critters

We're friends? Hmm? Mm hmm

We're goin' in! [ Annie gasps ]

We're gonna lose our energy drink sponsorship

We're here to experience positive platonic masculinity

We're here to spoil you.

We're legally allowed to serve to a group of women.

We're looking at the life you could have led

We're very much in love,

We've been looking for Thatcher the Child Snatcher

We've given both funeral homes

We've got to close down the skate park today.

We've gotta raise this broad's barn!

We've replaced parole officers

We've turned our narcissism and desire for money

Wear green if you think he's guilty

Wedding need to start ASAP

Weeeee!

Weekends are for family, not make believe friends.

Welcome home forever, Kenton.

Well my resurrected ass knows a little something about those

Well, at least you didn't make me go to

Well, except for Eternitee. Yep, you're officially free.

Well, hope your father does a good job raisin you.

Well, I was hit by a truck filled with sand and died.

Well, let me tell you

Well, these are my bandmates and fellow believers

Welp, it's all downhill from here.

Went to see a Christopher Nolan movie

Were 17% less likely to murder women

Were just getting to the good part

Wha Wait!

What a good job he did

What am I, he her mother?!

What are its undertones? Says here..

What do they all have in common?

What do you say I flash you for it, mm?

What does she know?

What else can you "Jumanji"?

What kind of a man I really am.

What kind of freak are you to not get that!

What say you in your defense?

What the [ Screams ]

What's a dream job for each of you?

What's bothering you tonight

What's happening to me? Stand back!

What's your son's name?

What's your verdict, Succatash? Own it!

Whatever they say, add six weeks.

When a trucker accidentally runs you over

When God closes a shirt store, he opens a shirt kiosk.

When he order his own meal

When I get nervous, my throat closes up

When I was strangling her

When I'll be able to resume my duties as undertaker.

When it came to my depression, but I do now

When my spray tan membership expires next month.

When Papa come home..

When people waste her time, same as Ben Stiller.

When the bottle lands on you, you have to close your eyes

When you grin while burying their family

When you have good job and lubed up Baba.

When you pee sitting down

When you start weeping, we're gonna have

When you suppress your sexual urges

Whenever I really need a good cry, I come here

Where I wore shorts to school

Where they're selling those giant turkey legs?

Whew, made it back on some pollywog power!

Which is every woman's greatest desire in a husband

While I take a little nap? Sure!

While talking about disappointment.

While you enjoy this ad for Nester's Cheese Nebulizer.

While you were gnawing on your breakfast jerky.

Whirlpool, free pedicures...

White people give me the creeps.

Who can't pull off high fashion haircut.

Who else would I be in her body?

Who knew I was "that bitch"?

Who my father is?

Who rejected their sexual advances

Who said you could sleep in there?

Who spread the message that veganism is lit!

Who's next? Only 14 fathers to go.

Who's next? Aaah!

Who's the maggot now?

Who's your friend? Kenton, this is my mom.

Whoa!

Whoa! Finally!

Whoa! Mom?

Whoops!

Whoops! That's amore!

Whose soul I'm trying to save?

Whose spirit is already broken

Why can't I find it?!

Why can't Peter speak, if he looking at sweet cream?

Why does Annie get everything she wants?!

Why don't we go grab a coffee and catch up,

Why don't you tell the class about yourself

Why don't you use your powers to help society

Why is she getting so close?

WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!

Why?

Why'd you cut him loose, Baba?

Widows very stingy with their stars

Wildest lawbreakers compete for a chance to be pardoned!

Will be better with your dad.

Will either bust open your floodgates or kill us all

Will fail harder than my hopes and dreams.

Wishing to be reunited with its mate.

With 15 different men

With a decaying sandwich inside?

With a fellow meek teen,

With a gallon of cream in me.

With a gun bulge in his pocket headed towards

With a hem and a collar if my mother was here?

With a squirrel to avoid my field trip!

With Anna Nicole Smith for eternity?

With anti abandonment programming

With his eyes clenched [ Clapping] shut!

With Luke Perry and Nipsey Hussle.

With our new vacuum slash facilitator, Elizabeth

With the "family" business.

With the curtain of youth

With the reconstruction?

With the sperm of anonymous donor

With these screw ups than spend time with me, fine! [ Laughter ]

With uptight, underage tattletales.

With you and Pete Jr.

With your manager at work

Within 1,000 feet of a manatee.

Within a nonthreatening sports based bond

Without a male partner

Without issue, thanks to a very special,

Without Shirty, I'm not sure

Without your passive acceptance or glaring disapproval?

Won't she? Yes, she will!

Wonderful man named Peter needed an old country wife,

Work for family funeral home,

Would you be trying to sell me this physical assault

Wow, you just superficially covered them up.

Wow! I've never seen her run toward something

Wrap thighs. Chafed.

Y Y You better put that down.

Yeah, Baba forget which one?

Yeah, that Annie girl is super lame

Yellow labs...and pugs.

Yes, Dasha, need woman with working uterus

Yes, the child is a very youthful 33

Yet never do anything to change it

You a snitch? My gym teacher who steals cigarettes

You actually did a lot of the heavy lifting on that.

You and I will get married, instead,

You called the cops over a bad haircut?

You came up as Annie's potential father.

You can clock out now.

You can guess my bra size.

You can make meatloaf and give foot rub at same time

You can try those once you've gotten the hang of it

You can't hurt me anymore, Sophie

You do anyone else?

You don't know how your death powers really work, right?

You ever wonder what it'd be like

You finally ready for marriage!

You find what you were looking for?

You get pink eye from dead father.

You got a little schmutz on your face.

You had enough time with Father.

You had to help the runaways, and I had to supervise

You have him doing flips of personality.

You have the perfect relationship.

You have to embrace your feelings.

You have traditional old country wedding.

You haven't changed a bit. Neither have you

You hold sign

You in here?

You just love screwing things up for me, don't you old woman?!

You just misinterpret my radical acceptance

You keep dreaming those big dreams.

You know him from his hit single

You know I don't care about grades.

You know our motto here at Tender Endings.

You know what? That's okay.

You know you dealing with monster.

You know, I've been workshopping some singer songwriter stuff,

You know, it happens to good people every day.

You know. No! No

You left town three days after you gave birth!

You look excited, too, but let's not have a repeat

You man now?

You marry immediately. But, Baba,

You meet her in half of an hour at Fort Gator Wax Museum.

You might as well get used to her coming between us

You missed a spot. Girl, I can relate to that

You never go to labor camp, you good gymnast.

You never leave the Baba. Special delivery.

You not my daughter anymore!

You really should just spend Friday nights with Petey and me.

You really start to crave it, right?

You remind me of myself when I was your age.

You remind us of Loki?

You saw "Homeward Bound" twice?

You saw a sunset,

You see that?!

You see, our clients are... "of the trash."

You should come chill. Or whatever. No presh.

You should have some carefree fun for a change,

You should just do what I did at your age

You sound like a very passionate woman.

You sure you don't want to tell him?

You sweet social outcast like your uncle.

You tell me everything.

You understand

You want me to rescue her all by myself?!

You want something more out of life

You were supposed to get sex out of your system on Earth

You won the game, Annie!

You would've gotten to make a potholder this afternoon

You'd abandon me, just like that.

You'd get where the point five comes in.

You'd like to put on a Scooby Doo themed cupcake?

You'd look quirky and carefree!

You'll each need to climb your stripper pole

You'll get it next time, kiddo.

You'll get the future you deserve had your parents

You'll have to forfeit your spot

You'll have to have a big emotional release.

You'll just strap some rollerblades

You'll make a great vessel, Annie.

You'll need to avoid the drunk tourists

You'll notice the contrasting top button,

You'll see! You'll all see!

You're a bleeding heart for losers, Martina

You're a cheater and a creeper.

You're a high school dropout.

You're alive! Oh!

You're as squish able as I remembered. Oh!

You're gonna die hitchhiking

You're gonna want to buckle your seatbelt,

You're hitting on a dead person

You're instantly impregnated

You're Joey Bennett

You're looking for illegal alien Edward Scissorhands over there!

You're not scary. Oh, wow. That's impressive.

You're okay, Annie.

You're out of the gang.

You're really smart and you're cool,

You're supposed to be my best friend.

You're welcome back later with a male chaperone.

You've been sending him all these years!

You've got your plainclothes goths,

You've ordered the maximum number of hot dogs

You've seen in the theater.

Your "sads," your "afraids", your "alones

Your bad posture is like mating call to sexual deviants.

Your body strong, you have good babies."

Your daughter missing in convention center

Your father stole my virginity, your mother stole my potential.

Your fiancé that you've kept secret from Baba

Your first day of school, when you realized

Your high school sweetheart. I bet it's him.

Your mother appears to be communicating with a bird!

Your mother need vagina bugs back.

Your necrophiliacs,

Your overly curious meek teens.

Your quiet cape wearers who "play" organ music,

Your social studies report?

Yup, it's still my birthday

Z. Y.

30, 29... Won't you join us, Pete?

120 if avoiding toll roads. Ugh! That's it!

She can migrate south on me all winter long.

...98, 99 100

...and flee

...better people? Nope

...deep down, she loves me.

...he take one look at me..

...or cuts his own toenails!

...sleeps alone in own bed

"Florida Edition"!

[ Belches, gags ] Wow!

[ Chittering ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Chuckles ] It's futile.

[ Chuckles ] No.

[ Chuckles ] Petetini not leave.

[ Chuckles ] So I never really recovered from the friendship

[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Chuckling ] [ Moaning ]

[ Clears throat ] Um, hello, goth peers

[ Coos ]

[ Coos romantically ]

[ Coughing ] Not robot.

[ Crying ]

[ Foreign accent ] Hey! Trophy!

[ Gags ]

[ Gasp ]

[ Gasp ]

[ Gasp ] I do! I can't argue with that!

[ Gasp ] I think she just spotted an ash red

[ Gasp ] I'm his biological father?!

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] Happy birthday, Petey!

[ Gasps ] I having too much fun, Peter

[ Gasps ] Beetles! Beetles? I need your help

[ Gasps ] Either I've gotten sucked down the Baba hole

[ Gasps ] Fathers shouldn't keep secrets. I hate you!

[ Gasps ] I guess that was all just a dream within a dream.

[ Gasps ] It's no use, Shirty.

[ Gasps ] Ooh! Hey! What the hell!

[ Gasps ] Or rub our ankles together in hot tubs?

[ Gasps ] Put down your weapon!

[ Gasps ] She...remembered?

[ Gasps ] Sophie Bennett!

[ Gasps ] That's true!

[ Gasps ] Uh agh...

[ Gasps ] You mean standing is an option?!

[ Gasps ] You picked up my use as needed pills?

[ Groaning ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ] Just put on another shirt!

[ Groans ] Trophy

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ] [ Whistle blows ]

[ Gulps ] Wait. A real boy?

[ Hisses ]

[ Inhales sharply ] [ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] "Big Mistake" is my middle name

[ Laughs ] Oh, that Soviet era janitor jumpsuit

[ Moaning ]

[ Muffled scream ] Don't worry!

[ Over speakers ] Please complete vows in 30 seconds

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Raspy breathing ]

[ Scoffs ] I don't know. I meet a lot of people.

[ Scoffs ] You met God?

[ Screaming ] Watch out!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ] [ Body thuds ]

[ Screams ] Ow!

[ Shrieks ] What did you do!

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ] God, she's brilliant!

[ Sighs ] I was hoping I wouldn't need to resort to this,

[ Sighs ] Joey, this is my Mom

[ Sighs ] Okay. Baba drive you.

[ Sighs ] Well, it was this morning.

[ Slap ] Still your sister! Right

[ Slurps ] I'm Babygirl

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ] I won him!

[ Speaking foreign language ] snack bar

[ Squawk ] [ Squeaking ]

[ Squawk ] What? Did you spot something?

[ Squawking ]

[ Squawks ]

[ Squeaking ]

[ Squeaking ] But things don't always go

[ Squeaks ]

[ Stammers ] Six? What about my shirt?!

[ Students groan ] Xenu does not approve!

[ Tires screech ] Yes. Baba own it!

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Wailing ]

[ Whispers ] We're not paying. Watch this.

[ Yawns ]

[ Zapping ] [ Gasps ]

[Grunting] No! Hoopah!

[Softly] Lying sack of garbage.

♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪ Happy birthday

♪ How did daddy's little girl get so big? ♪

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ Oh, Annie

♪ Skip to my Lou, my darlin'

♪ Skip to the Lou, my darlin'

♪ This is the morning after

♪ Yeah, yeah

$5 Flori dollars a head

7th. Out of how many?

15?! So, you had intercourse experiences

911

911, my pathetic, promiscuous daughter is elder abusing me

A baby. Oh, right.

A date...

A game? Okay.

A little maggot for a little lady

A minus I missed the last question because

A misunderstanding is what it was.

A raisin? She flupped a raisin.

A slip on clog mule?!

♪ I'm losin' my mind

♪ I'm not as crazy

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪

♪ I'm wastin' my time

♪ Oh, I'm just crazy

♪ Susan

Aaah! [ Slams ]

Aah!

Aah! There you are, Mom.

Absolutely.

Actually, Baba, Petetini and I are going to go drink

Actually, due to budget cuts, the school district stopped

Actually, everything that went wrong in my life

Actually, God, I hate to ask,

Actually... I made some friends last night.

Ah

Ah hah

Ah, his papa die of anxiety during my childbirth

Ah! We have no money for game.

Ah. The world's tallest Mormon, Norman.

Ahh! My bangs look like a scarecrow made of dog fur!

Ahh. Baba home

All will be revealed.

Almost finished with my spray tan

Alright, alright. Baba come clean.

Alright, you're under arrest, Baba.

And a boy asked me out!

And a caw caw to you,

And finally, Baba! Need funeral?

And I guess my favorite kind of prayer is the bedside prayer,

And if no work, I have secret family recipe.

And Monotonie sadly, you're disqualified

And mystery

And now let's bring out our host.

And Susan's spirit will go into your body?

And then what? Puerto Rico?

And what about fingers?

And what does mother want?

And you've abandoned me, just like that.

Annie and I are in love and plan to run away together!

Annie means well, honey, but she's from a messed up family.

Annie overcoming her fears and Denzel on the big screen

Annie, Annie!

Annie, Annie! Here comes Daddy!

Annie, don't do it!

Annie, guess what?

Annie, hey!

Annie, I can't believe this.

Annie, if he could pay child support, I'd remember him.

Annie, if I don't make it back,

Annie, not all mommies are

Annie, the force of your sorrow is too powerful

Annie, this no time to crack jokes.

Annie, we're going home right now.

Annie, welcome to Tear Club

Annie, you're so fun!

Annie! [ Screaming ]

Annie! Hey, Annie. [ Gasps ]

Annie! I'm not lying. I swear

Annie? That you?

Annie. Why do you look like a melted gummy bear?

Annie's going on her first date!

Annie's in our care now

Annie's mom?

Annie's not a drain.

Are you going to be my beetle from now on?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you my father?

Are you sure this isn't gonna backfire?

Are you trying to attract boys...or dryer lint?

As long as I can bring my hot dog roller.

ASMR scissor snipping sounds. I know

At least admit it's your fault we're in here,

At this point, I'd really like to forget the Titans

Augh! Oh!

Aw, damn it. This guy shoots blanks

Aw, the park needs to be empty

Aw. A duck funeral

Aww!

Awww shit, y'all, welcome to TF!

Baba all the parent Pete need.

Baba been here.

Baba coming! And get some powdered milk!

Baba find Svetlana new fiancé approved by village

Baba fix

Baba here. [ Both gasp ]

Baba must have drugged my sweet cream

Baba, how do you feel hearing everyone play the blame game?

Baba, I was afraid to tell you before, but I'm already engaged,

Baba, I'm as ready as I'll ever be!

Baba, I'm glad you called

Baba, wait! I love Svetlana, not Susan.

Baba! Did Timmy's mommy call?

Baba! That floppy chest is prehensile!

Baba...own it?

Baba's conscience is like forehead: clear!

Baba's only ever thanked me for shutting my face hole!

Baby, I can barely talk to your father.

Baby, you're better off up here with us.

Bang trim! Bang trim!

Be warned, Petey.

Because he has separation anxiety! Which is your fault.

Because Pete can't stop drinking sweet cream

Been there, botched that.

Beep beep! Baba here! Everybody reach for yours!

Best of luck with handjob. Fine.

Bet he was lousy in bed. Mm hmm.

Bet you went to Heaven 'cause you're a virgin.

Bingo! Now we go home.

Birder of the Year!

Blow all your money? No sir!

Both: Pickled smelt and horsehair stew!

Boy Oh.

But But our

But Baba, you're my best friend.

But how will I know which shirt is "the one"

But I also victim! Sorry, ma'am

But I was just about to blow

But I'm a terrible goalie. You've said it yourself

But it made us realize you were right, Trophy.

But lonely middle aged men some of our best customers

But things don't always go according to plan

But wait, it says he died nine months before I was born.

But watch out: as you make your way to the top,

But we haven't even compared ankles yet.

But we're already watching it in science class.

But you know I've always dreamed

But you still pretty to me

But your closet's the only one with a toilet.

But, your Hono gram, I'm no good with children.

But...I'm fine like this.

Bye bye

Bye bye.

Bye, Joey

C'mon, beetles!

Can I hold him for a little, Trophy?

Can we please stay home?

Can you tell her, Troph?

Can't Baba or Pete watch the beetles?

Can't I get double pregnant?

Can't wait for you to meet my peeps

Caw caw, caw caw!

Caw caw!

Choad, please! You better start acting right

Climbing fast for single mother with bad haircut!

Come back! Next, we get to use pipe cleaners

Come on, Annie!

Come on, Kenton!

Come on! That wasn't supposed to happen!

Come try out the RestMaster 2000.

Completely understand!

Coo coo.

Cotton balls down, ladies!

Couldn't be the daddy! Ow.

Cream, Mama?

Dad, I love you, and I wish you were alive.

Dad, you promised to stop saying that

Dad? Father?

Damn, she's good.

Damn, that's one powerful tear.

Damn. Physically. Emotionally

Damn. Every time.

Dare me to dive into these sharp rocks?

Dasha, arranged marriage off.

Dearest son Pete, I hated my old man's hologram, too.

Death powers!

Decaying things aren't just

Did the game say who your dad is?

Did those beetles come out of her

Did you catch the name of the store, pal?

Did you know pigeons mate for life? I do

Didn't realize mimes are technically art clowns.

Do you feel anything yet?

Do you have a freckle here?

Do you know why I pulled you over today, ma'am?

Does your daughter have any exceptional needs?

Don't do it! Kenton!

Don't feed her more!

Don't get me wrong, I love being a slave to the matriarchy,

Don't judge, Carmen.

Don't sweat it, kiddo

Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning after hot dog.

Don't you remember?

Drinking how?

Ear popper? Helps with anxiety.

Eaten. Yes.

Eh? And dad jeans!

Ehhh!

Elsewhere closed early today!

Embalming fluid held like a baby,

Enough talking! Trying to watch TV!

Enough. Listen, Kirk, we're playing

Et tu, board game announcer?

Euthanasia Fantasy. Annie for short.

Even when I am wearing this tiny hat?!

Ever wish you could climb back inside your mother's womb?

Every day, I wake up and sexlessly touch the dead

Every second of my life. I had a feeling.

Every time I see him, my libido gets born again.

Everybody here's horny.

Everyone in Old Country say, "Oh, Baba,

Everything okay?

Exactly.

Excuse me, Sophie?

Faster! I've got a funeral to get to!

Feel free to enjoy the amenities, girls. [ Shouting, cheering ]

Felons! For challenge #1,

Finally a real birthday for Uncle Pete.

Fine, but it's against tradition.

Fine! But let's fifth gear this thing.

Fine. I'll buy one knife.

First time here? Are you pre or post?

Flopsie the bear!

For Pete to stop being happy

For what it's worth, they are really great beetles.

Forget him, hon. He and his new floozy

Forget him. He was clearly a fraud.

Forget Joey, I've lost My Little Maggot!

Fresh laundry rainstorm? [ Sniffs ]

From a wasabi Brazil nut!

Fun Con, annual Funeral Parlor Association Convention.

Funeral Plus! I'll see you onstage

Gather 'round, George W. Bush Memorial High birders

Geez, is this the Florida edition or the Huguenot edition?

Geez. Sorry.

Get in quick before the police find us.

Get out! Oh!

Get shower, Pete.

Get them umbrellas ready, Texas!

Girls, I'm Mrs. Clomid. [ Laughter ]

Girls, you're forgetting everything I've taught you.

Give him back his flowers

Glad you could finally come!

Glad you're okay

God! My mom never stops ruining my life.

Gone forever!

Good boy

Good evening, and welcome to the 37th annual Fluid Finals!

Good evening. Ready to order?

Good morning, students.

Good turnout!

Great! Finally! Just me and Papa.

Great! It's a date.

Great. So, Susan and I have

Gregory's not my lover.

H Have you seen Joey anywhere? Uh, actually, I saw him

Ha! This my day.

Ha! You're fun

Happy Birthday Uncle Pete.

Have the beetles said when they'll be done

He does love Philip Glass.

He gives all of us impure thoughts!

He's making me saganaki! Opa!

He's right, Annie. Of course

He's so squish able. I love him

Hell yes!

Hello, Father. Yo, Pop!

Hello, Mrs. Fantasy

Hello, sad little panda.

Hello. Is Baba caller nine?

Help! Help!

Here inside a backyard tree,

Here it goes! ...chicken pox vaccines.

Here's to you, Martina.

Hey, Andre, I found that misplaced hitchhiker

Hey, Annie! How'd the math test go?

Hey, Annie! So glad you could stop by!

Hey, Baba.

Hey, Fred! In here! We got us a code YIKES.

Hey, guys, let's get out of here

Hey, hun, you want me to proofread

Hey, I told you, no more of that stuff.

Hey, Kenton. I was wondering.

Hey, Martina! Get your head in the game!

Hey, me and my band, we're chillin' at my place tonight.

Hey, mirror. Do my lips look kissable?

Hey, party boy!

Hey, sis! You know I'm game for whatevs,

Hey, Steve! Have you seen God around?

Hey, where are my clothes?

Hey, you and Baba can play the game with me and Trophy.

Hey, you look like a man who appreciates

Hey!

Hey! Motherhood curse, not job.

Hey. Is Trophy here yet?

Hi, officer.

Hi, Svetlana?

His hot tub had a strobe light!

Hm? [ Sighs ]

Hmm, you seem like the perfect daughter in law.

Hmm. Complicated much?

Hmm. Could you possibly come to our house tonight?

Hmmm. I don't taste a thing.

Hold on

Honey, you are old enough to know the truth

Hope it's a world where you shut the hell up

How about a ride back down the tree?

How am I the worst mistake of your life?

How can I stay mad at you when we're so much alike?

How could you leave me again?!

How else you learn?

How ironic would nachos be?

How much extra to add honey to the slide n' slip?

How much hair on arms? Svetlana!

How would that be possible?

Huh

Huh, did you know this big guy's addiction

Huh, seems like you spend all your free time

Huh? But you always say I'm not boyfriend material.

Huh? We're here to play Seven Minutes in Heaven, silly,

Huh. I always thought it Shirty's fault.

Huh. I guess you're that kind of freak.

Hurry up and find her embalming fluid

I actually have a copy upstairs.

I already had my special treat.

I am at work being a stay at home mom to Annie.

I am feeling like I don't like you doing that.

I am here because of her

I am? Oh, yeah.

I am. Totally. Yeah

I appreciate the offer, but I'm more generically spiritual.

I can still pass for a troubled teen.

I can't swim either Uncle Pete

I can't take it anymore, Annie! Come on.

I can't wait!

I could really dip my pacifier in some cheese right now

I could totally see your dad being a cat trainer, Annie.

I did do that.

I did use a toothpick after lunch.

I didn't realize my crotch beetles

I didn't understand the importance

I do.

I don't even know that darling. [ Siren wails ]

I don't have pockets!

I don't know

I don't know how cocaine works either, Annie.

I don't know how we'll get through

I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened before

I don't know why you turn to shirt for comfort

I don't need to play a game, because I already know.

I don't remember. My baba chose for me.

I don't scratch my head unless it itches,

I don't see a ring on those slightly bluish fingers

I don't think so.

I doubt he's your father getting pregnant

I expected to fail at sabotaging Sophie,

I feel that. It's so sad

I find it best to not let go

I for one say we keep helping Annie

I forgot how fun FUN CON is! Forget anything else?

I found him! My dad is Pizza Paul,

I get it.

I got this, hon

I guess we could tell them Annie died.

I have anxiety!

I have finally started to de rat.

I have no idea, Annie.

I have no other shirt!

I have special birthday surprise, Peter

I have to go now.

I have told you many times! Old Country!

I heard sharp rocks don't exist!

I hope you know how to swim!

I hoped you were a store for shoppers who only have pants!

I I know we're both meek,

I just finished my Lil' PO self assessment,

I keep trying to get rid of it,

I knew Lonny got her pregnant,

I knew Tommy would never amount to anything.

I know you said mystery was your thing,

I know. It sounds like a fairytale, but it's true

I like the way you say

I look like a self confident suburban teen trying to rebel

I love your pigeon passion, but in birding,

I mean, Javi and I have texted about homework four times,

I might be down for a fun con sensual experience

I need a new shirt. Of course.

I need to prove I would never lie to a friend

I paid for a male friendship doll

I remember him

I see right through your meekness.

I see you, Trophy.

I should've pointed out the restrooms back

I still can't believe you're actually coming

I think I'm just gonna go make that call.

I think I've made a big mistake

I think it would really help us with our mourning.

I think Kyle would have wanted it that way

I think my choice is unanimous.

I think that ran its course.

I think the eggs are about to hatch

I think these are yours. Lemme get this straight.

I think you look cute. Peter,

I think your re abandonment

I thought we had a real daddy/daughter thing going here.

I thought you won when you found your father?

I told you I'm a lost cause

I told you, she is full of surprises

I trust you, Annie.

I wanna get out of here

I want to show you the amenities

I wanted to say "Oh, it's you"!

I was already drenched, but now I'm sopping.

I was cold, and I took her gentle snoring as consent

I was? Oh, fabulous.

I wasn't afraid of you, Baba.

I wish we could be together

I would like to present into evidence

I wouldn't call it normal

I'd I'd be completely fine with that.

I'd better not still be on that fucking birdwatching trip!

I'd like that, Greg.

I'd like to dilly her dally.

I'd only want one if it could be like that doll from "Child's Play

I'd stay and chat, but I gotta find my dad.

I'll admit, I'm relieved

I'll be back in 10 minutos

I'll bring the pipe cleaners just in case there's a wait

I'll dismiss the charges, but you're not allowed

I'll get a job.

I'll go browse coffins and meet you in the car

I'll have you know even my comfort zone is uncomfortable.

I'll try the suicide hotline.

I'm a virgin, too, ya know.

I'm about to get high and boink might as well be Patrick Swayze

I'm afraid that's not going to work for me.

I'm Annie, from Tender Endings

I'm dead inside and out!

I'm Eternitee, and I've killed

I'm feeling the presh, but it's good presh.

I'm going to have the time of my life

I'm gonna do it!

I'm gonna use the money to pay for Stanford

I'm here to make bail, not to make friends.

I'm Infinitee, and I've killed

I'm into post colonial feminism,

I'm juicy. And toxic to certain breeds of dogs.

I'm like an adult version of your son,

I'm Martina, and I just have to say, you are so cool.

I'm Monotonie, and I buried the dead bodies

I'm not leaving you to be raised

I'm not mad, Annie! I'm just disappointed!

I'm Peter Fantasy! I'm in desperate need

I'm Safety Pin

I'm sorry? Yes, you should be sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. None of you qualify.

I'm still married to the Cuddlefishes.

I'm with the Cuddlefishes

I'm your mom's old beau, George.

I've been streaming some examples

I've got a right to bare arms! Oh, my gun's in the car.

I've got this. Girls, I'm desperate

I've never been inside this shape before.

I've never even been to Wasabi, Brazil.

If I find out you did messy bitch mischief

If I forget the Titans, will you please remind me?

If it gets born one more time,

If there is anything I can do,

If you can't date men who treat you right,

If you ever want to sleep again,

If you like those pictures, you'll love the ones upstairs

If you saw some of these wieners,

In old country, at first sign of a man's independence,

In tiny sips,

In your dreams

In! Ah!

Infinitee, your drug screening

Interesting. No tears or moisture build up.

Is Baba fail, Petey

Is that our Petey?

Is there some kind of surprise happening

Is there somewhere I can sit quietly

Is this grammar? I hate grammar

Is this your family? They're cute.

Is this your tongue?

Isn't it ironic... but I don't

It all Gymnast Gregory fault.

It burns!

It does look like your forehead's

It needs to cover my chest and stomach,

It was Steve Irwin, wasn't it? It was.

It'd be messed up if they weren't.

It'll free up a lot of my emotional bandwidth

It's 40,000 Flori dollars a pop, Grandma.

It's a community theater production

It's been seven minutes! Kenton?

It's better not to think about it. But I want to.

It's Friday, Annie.

It's going to take a long time to process the loss of Loki,

It's him! It's him! I found my daddy!

It's kind of hot, in a gross way

It's not my fault jumping jacks give me chicken cravings

It's not that I'm afraid your life

It's not what you think

It's okay, Joey.

It's so relatable

It's Succatash and the Mer! For your afternoon commute.

It's the spray tan

It's you. Very interesting

Joey Bennett, please report to the main stage.

Just a simple tear tasting.

Just close your eyes and hold still

Just take a moment with it.

Just tell him.

Kenton, no! Let's go back in the closet and pray instead!

Kenton, you can drop the savior act

Kids, it doesn't matter who or what you do.

Kinda like how they brought back the dinosaurs

Kyle died like he lived

Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!

Ladies.

Learn your medical history.

Let me ask you something.

Let me guess you have an outrageous theory

Let me just say goodbye. Yeah.

Let me out!

Let's cover up that homely loneliness with sex appeal.

Let's cremate him!

Let's find Svetlana and let her down quick,

Let's get out of here, Annie.

Let's go stare at that lake that's on fire

Let's just put that funeral behind us, shall we?

Let's meet Jacuzzi!

Let's run off together

Let's see

Let's see what forensics say, ma'am

Let's see what we're dealing with here.

Like a double date? Board game not for Baba.

Like a single piece of raw bacon,

Like a sommelier but for feelings.

Like the Pledge of Allegiance, or an MFA.

Like turducken. Yes, I see

Listen to DJ D.O.J., ladies!

Listen, Annie, having a father's

Listen. Now, Annie didn't want me to mention this, but...

Loki wasn't our son.

Lonny sucks, and his wife sucks even more,

Lonny! From Blissful Passings!

Lonny?

Look what I found, Baba! Remember its little belly?

Look, a girl needs a father,

Look, guys, I got Sexy Daddy.

Look! I give ultimatum my baba gave me

Love your baby coffin board.

Luckily you can't taste that part

Lucky guess.

Lucky! Lucky!

Ma'am?!

Male friendship not for shy undertaker grown boys, Peter.

Mama, Mama. [ Speaking foreign language ] snack bar?

Mama! [ Sobbing ]

Margot!

Married? You sell a Super Deluxe?

Maybe he died for our sins?

Maybe he died so we can touch...tongues?

Maybe I am.

Maybe I can't taste tears because I can't make them.

Maybe I should have married Peter.

Maybe we could bribe her back down.

Maybe you can't, but Heaven can.

Me, too

Me, too

Me! Not I

Me?

Meek teen!

Mm

Mm, not your best. Right, yeah, I know

Mm...

Mmm. It's perfect!

Mmm. This cinnamon is so warm

Mmmm, baby steps.

Mmmm. Nom, nom, nom, nom. No, no, Annie.

Moam, I know you're troubled, but Annie and I

Mom, we're white, too.

Mom! It's not like that.

Mom! Mom! Guess what! No!

Mom? Shh, shh, shh.

Most things I need to get off my chest are too embarrassing

Mother cannot be best friends.

Move away from the light, Kenton! Move away!

Move! Boy. Here we go again.

Mr. and Mrs. Cuddlefish, feel free to take

Mr. Officer, could you put

Ms

Must be all the birdseed granola bars.

Must be kinda weird to live in a funeral home.

My Baba put Dr. Pepper in my bottle when I was a baby.

My heart is broken.

My liver always swells with pride,

My mom's not a fan, but I try to think for myself

My mother also whore

My old boss grabbed a pair of scissors

My parole officer said this is my last shot,

My stubborn girl

My uterus is curious.

My whole life I've only shed a single tear,

My wish came true!

My wish from every past birthday finally came true

N O T Your D A D!

Never again!

Newborn kitten! Breastfeeding!

Nice eyebrow safety pin.

Nice mentoring

Nice to meet you

Nice. Meta

No club prepares you for life's disappointments

No offense, but I'd rather go alone.

No one ever comes in here

No reason. Just chilling.

No secrets, Annie

No thank you, ma'am

No, but would you mind telling me

No, I believe the "Jumanji" ing got mixed with

No, I threw it off the overpass

No, I'm leaving to find my path.

No, I'm the victim!

No, wait. I'm playing a board game.

No, why would I?

No!

No!

No! Ew! He's running and sweating!

No! Kenton, you can't!

No! No, no

No! Stop!

No! There's a breathalyzer game piece that reads their DNA.

No?

No? Oh, you should have.

No.

No.

No. Ah.

No. I'll show you!

No. Baba excellent driver.

No. I'm taking selfies with the stew!

No. You must go let Svetlana down in person.

No. Your taste in men is horrific.

No...

Not a problem, Petey. Thanks for doing hologram.

Not again.

Not perverts, Baba loners.

Not problem.

Not really the best examples.

Not really. Can they see us?

Not sure turtlenecks or forced child marriage are my thing.

Not surprise.

Not the daddy!

Not the daddy!

Not the daddy! Aah!

Not the daddy! Ow!

Not the way you ride bike. [ Horn honks ]

Not with your options.

Now Baba protect you wherever you go.

Now what? We can't go to my house.

Now you're officially a Killmore Girl.

Now, I'm going to show you some familiar items

Now, where do we hide?

Of course, my Peter

Of course.

Office? and I'll drop all my papers.

Oh

Oh thank you, thank you!

Oh, boy. Yep, yep, yep.

Oh, brutal! Vasectomy of the heart!

Oh, chicken tenders! Chicken tenders!

Oh, drat!

Oh, excuse my pardons, please.

Oh, hey, Troph. Long time no

Oh, I will.

Oh, I'm not a runaway.

Oh, I'm sorry. Hard to follow?

Oh, it'll feel so good to finally beat her

Oh, it's time to renew our vows.

Oh, Joey, promise you're not just pretending

Oh, Joey.

Oh, Kenton. Please don't do it.

Oh, my apologies Mr. Gregory

Oh, my God, say no more

Oh, my God!

Oh, my gosh

Oh, my gosh, I'm doing it!

Oh, my gosh, it's a white crested pied

Oh, my gosh. She was allergic?

Oh, my. This Petetini.

Oh, no, sweetie, you're gonna get shot again.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I bet Sophie got to her

Oh, no! Now what, Shirty?

Oh, no! Shirt y y y y!

Oh, Petey.

Oh, right! I always felt like we had a connection, Annie.

Oh, right. But don't you need the beetles

Oh, right. This guy.

Oh, she knows I cheat on her with very young women.

Oh, she loves that fluid like I loved My Little Maggot.

Oh, so you don't fond this alt life amazing?

Oh, Susan, these will make you

Oh, that's such a relief, Gregory.

Oh, the miracle of

Oh, this is way beyond our budget.

Oh, um, I I'm just getting the tour

Oh, wait. Damn it

Oh, we have a new student today!

Oh, well, maybe tomorrow. See you later.

Oh, wow. Amazing.

Oh, yeah the time I realized

Oh, yeah? Well you better not touch Annie.

Oh, you smell like gasoline and popcorn

Oh! Here it goes!

Oh! I should take this

Oh! It smells amazing in here! [ Gasps ] You made my favorite!

Oh! Okay!

Oh! That's a lot better!

Oh.

Oh. Hi, Annie's mom.

Oh. It's you.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. What's with the no pants?

Oh..

Ohh! Baba love shopping.

Ohh. Mmm. Mm hmm. This is pretty good

Okay, at least it'll keep the masses busy 'til Trophy returns

Okay, eleventh question

Okay, everybody, let's get some shut eye!

Okay, focus, everyone, focus

Okay, G 8 T R 6 9 R. Whee!

Okay, Grandma, your turn. Sir. [ Clears throat ]

Okay, so far, we're zero for 88.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Aah! Who are you?

Okay. You wanna be scared?

Okey dokey, Baba be straight with you.

Old Country way never wrong!

Once the divorce rate topped 90%, Florida decided

Once your organs disintegrate,

One really shouldn't make hasty decisions

Ooh

Ooh, bad posture.

Ooh, I love keys!

Ooh, this daddy looks attentive

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oops, I, uh, almost forgot

Oops, that's a stupid.

Oops. Get out of here

Or bump into each other at the office

Or hand deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps.

Over here

Over the break, each of our felons

Ow! Aren't any of my daddy options,

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Pants on, please.

Patrick? You always said I resembled

Pepper's not a feeling, sweetie

Perhaps something by the septic tan

Pervert!

Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!

Pete, have Lester and I told you how much

Pete's never going to grow up

Peter, my great day now even better.

Peter, my only boy.

Peter, oh, sweet foolish Peter.

Peter, you no need boyfriend

Peter?

Petey not loser!

Petey, where are you?

Petey. Try calm down.

Phew!

Plans on a Saturday morning,

Please show me your finest shirt!

Please don't interrupt, Annie! I only have seven minutes!

Please have dimples, please have dimples

Please no shoot! He good boy!

Please remain still for measurement

Polyester cotton blend. Two arms.

Potential Felon 223.

Pretty sure Susan, here, OD'd on heroin

Prove it! Wh How?

Pumpkin Pie Afternoon

Real nice job, Annie

Relax, it grow back

Remember what Baba always says.

Rest well, little prince

Right after we left the preggo dork mansion,

Right.

Rom com? We'll lock eyes

Rrrrgh. Bye bye.

Salty!

Saturday morning

Say no more.

See, the boys here, they're gonna prime my deep down tears

See?

Seems like you've still got feelings for him.

Seriously?

Seven! And Eternitee, for you, it's death

Shame. Terrible shame

Sharp rocks are a hoax

She is so wise!

She know best

She's about to eye jaculate for the very first time!

She's armed and dangerous,

She's bringing down the pigeon and the nest!

She's exceptionally needy! Or neglected?

She's just used to crushing her own dreams

She's my mother! If she never mothered you,

She's not coming back, Norma.

She's over there making it rain

She's the true offender, your Honogram.

She's undead, not dead

Shhh it's better

Shit.

Should have never had kids. Should have never had kids.

Shucks, I got Poor Daddy.

Shut face hole!

Since I don't remember them so much,

Sir, I'm going to need you

Sir! You mustn't say this.

Snip snip! Ooh! Here jar of nickels.

So Baba's willing to do it? Thanks

So how hard do we like to party?

So that's what that means

So we can keep playing "Worried Geese" together.

So we can send apology notes. Yeah! [ Laughing ]

So ya kicked the bucket then retrieved the bucket

So, buddy, what should we discuss first?

So, girls, if you ever wanna talk about the circle of life

So, um, how does this work?

So, we ditch her.

So, what's the main takeaway from our electoral college unit?

So, where we headed, Annie? Behind the bleachers?

So, you live in luxury,

Society's not gonna stop Old Petey boy

Sold. You are hereby deputized

Somebody seems to care more about Annie

Somebody's gotta be last place! Auuugh!

Someday, Annie. But stay focused

Something great happened!

Sometimes, life is fun for no reason at all

Son Pete, give Pappy some butterfly kisses.

Son Pete, you're the son I always wanted, my son.

Sophie good teen mom to Joey

Sophie, how could you?

Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!

Sorry

Sorry about your nickels, Baba

Sorry, Baba. I'm here

Sorry, hon, I need you to babysit the beetles tonight

Sorry, I need to close out your tab.

Sorry, I'm meeting Javi and the girls in front of the 911.

Sorry, little Sir Roderick Stewart.

Sorry, Pete, but, we all saw it coming.

Sorry, Troph.

Sorry. Okay, alright, here.

Sounds important. Maybe another time, then

Sounds like a lot of two way fun.

Sounds like Baba's not ready to let him go.

Speak for yourself, Carmen.

Speaking of, you guys want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven?

Spot! Spot!

Stand down. We got a mama's boy, not a bad boy

Stay still, desperately vain corpse

Stay swole!

Stay tuned as these ladies face off

Stay with me, Shirty! Stay with me, Shirty!

Step forward.

Step forward. Due to budget cuts,

Stephanos here revenge porned me

Still searching.

Still taking advantage of others for your own gain, I see

Stop it! Annie, honey!

Stop! Tell Daddy you love him!

Stop! You're not my daddy! You're not my daddy!

Students: Ooh! [ Chuckles ]

Students: Ooh! Any questions?

Students: Women are not suited for higher office.

Sure I can!

Sure, Sophie

Sure. Why not

Surprise!

Susan isn't really my fiancée.

Susan?

Susan?

Susan? I mean, I'm Susan

Svetlana, I need to tell you something

Svetlana! Thank you.

Svetlana?!

Sweet Cream for my Birthday Boy?

Sweet Denzel impresh!

Sweet, I got Rich Daddy!

SXPD! Freeze! [ People gasps ]

Table for two, sir?

Take that Nester Cheese straight to the dome!

Take that society! [ Car horn honks ]

Take the pill, and you can feel that way

Tell God I've never been naked!

Tell us about your last breakup.

Tell us more, Dada

Thank you for waiting.

Thanks a lot for babysitting, Annie.

Thanks, Annie. Mm.

Thanks.

Thanks. If I do lose my virginity tonight,

That doesn't make any sense!

That means I did scare you straight.

That sounds just like something MLK would say.

That squirrel's gonna be a great mom

That thing is gonna ruin my manicure!

That tickles! Whoa!

That was just amazing, Mrs. Fantasy.

That won't work! [ Gasps ] I don't understand.

That would take a miracle. Yeah?

That's actually true. Petetini makes a lot of sense.

That's between me and your mother.

That's it! You're both under arrest!

That's me

That's my favorite portrait of the three of us.

That's my mom.

That's not a real thing, Ralphie.

That's not what my mother says.

That's right, Petey.

That's the tiara Baba won at the "Most Stern Woman"

That's what I always say!

That's what I'm trying to avoid.

The app requires a Florida thumbprint?

The basics, yes

The chafe of friendship.

The cure is crying, Annie!

The dogs and cats talk in it. [ Device chimes ]

The file said the runaways are a three person gang

The game revealed Lonny might be my father.

The goal is to find my father.

The innards look like ravioli to me.

The school therapist calls it Turtle ing?

The Vietnam War! Tender!

Then Mother sent me to find a new shirt without her!

Then will I be able to experience human connection?

Then you won't mind trying to say

Then, why are you here?

There are so many things

There is no Heaven! Kenton is a liar!

There you are! The bus is here!

There, everybody happy

There's no toilet!

There's something wrong with this wife, Peter.

There's, like, a resemblance.

They're called crotch beetles!

They're called taqui teenies.

They're contractors.

They're low balling you. [ Device warbles ]

They're over there, freak!

This could be daddy requires more personal fitness

This hoe's not so fresh.

This is all your fault, just like my inability

This isn't your grandmother's simple,

This my daughter!

This one? No.

This one? This one? No. No.

This one? This one? No. No.

This one? This one? This one? No. No. No.

This shirt's not giving me that same, "I'll be okay

This your year to shine, old bean

Throw! Throw! Throw!

Till death or 24 hours from now do us part.

Time to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. For real.

Timmy fly kite into traffic.

To not be messy bitch!

To prepare you for Friday's genetics quiz,

To purchase, please confirm you are ready

Tomorrow? Tomorrow?

Too mysterious, too mysterious!

Totally fine.

Transforming your loved ones into a bio degradable mulch

Trophy never came home last night, either.

Trophy terrible mother, but she right.

Trophy, as your Lil' PO, I demand you

Trophy, Baba,

Trophy, go hide in your own closet.

Trophy, remember when you 14?

Trophy, Trophy, Trophy

Trophy!

Trophy! Let's put some T shirts on some roadkill

Trophy! There you are

Trophy? Quick word in private?

True. He still can't sleep through night.

Two down, two to go.

Two for the all male section, please

Ugh, this is so boring. Oh

Ugh! Seriously?! [ Sirens wailing ]

Ugh! Stop! What are you doing?!

Ugh! Stop! You're helicopter daddying me!

Ugh.

Ugh. Ouch!

Uh oh.

Uh, sure. Here.

Uh, you're welcome!

Uh... First test.

Um, a retiree?

Um, Annie.

Um, I don't know who needs to hear this,

Um, it's pronounced "Moam."

Um, thanks, um, but why are you desecrating

Ummm, Baba.

Under "employment history" you've just listed movies

Very cool.

Wah. Wah wah

Wait a minute.

Wait, Joey..

Wait, why are you hiding in here?

Wait! Don't leave!

Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.

Want me to spit in your mouth, bitchboy?

We are working on our mother daughter bond, Baba.

We can change that. Right now.

We could go to my house.

We go home.

We got Orange!

We have an arrest warrant for you, Annie.

We know it's not traditional, but

We need to wait till marriage for up and downs!

We should rob a Chick fil A.

We went to the judge to confess our crimes

We were gonna lightly kiss in three to six months,

We were hoping you would feel that way

We were married for almost a decade.

We'll get you a whole new wardrobe.

We'll start with my basic tear collection

We're actually gonna begin the day with goals

We're almost at the end of the trail, everyone

We're Florida white.

We're playing "Daddy, it's Me!"

We're so very much in love,

We've got a shirtless white male

Welcome back to "Self Inflicted Gunshot Bloopers."

Welcome to "Lids. But for Shirts. America!"

Welcome to "Shirts, Don't It?"

Welcome to Only Pants. I'm Charlie Pants.

Well loud noises make me snuggly.

Well, Baba, that's the way the jalapeño popper pops.

Well, caskets ain't cheap, Mary.

Well, Eternitee, you're already pregnant.

Well, hey, new mommy

Well, I can't wait to find out who my dad is.

Well, I ended up learning that I'm better off without a dad.

Well, I hear Baba seeking to repair your connection, Trophy

Well, I'll leave the cervix open for you.

Well, just as you were conceived, the gator,

Well, she has taught me a lot about how to deflect blame

Well, that is lovely

Well, too bad!

Well, uh, if you really went to Heaven,

Well, we'll be at the skatepark in the morning

Well, well, well. Welcome home, Gator Tater.

Well, why don't you and I have a friendly little

Well, yes. [ Rattling ]

Well, you're about to miss Silly Shirt Saturday!

Well...

Welp, that's my trigger. You're sleeping

Wet T shirt contest!

Wha ? Lonny!

Whaddaya mean? The feet? No, I mean..

What a magical day.

What a waste of a fun hat!

What about Rory and Lorelai?

What are you doing here?

What are you up to tomorrow, Annie?

What if I told you that your dad loves you very much

What if Tender Endings beats her in the fluid finals?

What is..."family style"?

What it do? The Duplass Brothers,

What place am I in when I drown?

What this? Too small to be bride.

What? No, Annie!

What? No, Baba, you don't under

What?!

What?! [ Clap ] Don't make me confront Svetlana

What?! But Annie's waiting for me!

What?! She cheat!

What's Baba doing? Trophy wanted bangs

What's that noise?

What's your thing, Annie? My thing is..

When do I get to hold the embalming fluid?

When someone needs to cry, the brain first sends a signal

Where did you get these?

Where the hell is Trophy!

Where you two off to?

Where's Annie and my crotch beetles?

Where's my lawyer? Did you download the app?

Where's your "Jumanji" spirit?

Whew. They had me worried I was the father for a second there.

While that does sound like one of my mother's

While you off reliving childhood,

Who even does wet T shirt contests anymore?

Who is that guy? Can we leave, please?

Who wants to wrestle in jello

Who would have thought I'd miss that crazy dreamer.

Who? Sophie create

Who's excited for Infrastructure Week!

Who's the boy?

Whoa!

Whoa! This place is amazing!

Whoo! What fun!

Whoopsie.

Why are we in my gym teacher's house?!

Why are you writing down license plate numbers? Hah! Take that!

Why did I think this Friday would be any different?

Why did you get us bunk beds, in the first place?

Why didn't I think to try the virtual directory earlier?

Why don't I get a bottle filled with milk?!

Why don't you ever talk to birds?

Why is Timmy sleeping in the dead person basement?

Why you gotta be such a buzzkill to your sister?

Why? You seem to prefer

Wild ride, huh?

Winning's all she cares about, and Sophie always wins.

With escort experience.

Women love to be chased. Watch this

Won what? [ Sobs ]

Word on the street is you've got it in the body bag, Baba

Would a sexual predator do this?

Would you two shut the hell up?

Wow, Annie! Nice Caballerial.

Wow, Baba

Wow! He dated Monica. Yeah.

Wow! Why does that work?

Wow. I've never felt this cared for.

Xenu approves! This is so boring.

Yay!

Yeah, and pretty messy, too!

Yeah, except I made a tiny pit stop in between.

Yeah, fear of getting last place in wet T shirt contests.

Yeah, her dead spirit

Yeah, I was a prep school honors student

Yeah, my dad sued the sand company

Yeah, remember last time you happy

Yeah, well, if you had stronger chin

Yeah, well, let's try and make this interesting for both of us.

Yeah, well, not your best work, Sophie

Yeah, yeah, we know what to do. [ Both spit ]

Yes, my grandchild

Yes, this cycle of intergenerational trauma

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Fine.

Yes! We need a DNA sample.

Yes! I win!

Yes! Okay, question 12 what's the difference

Yes. Baba very good mother.

Yikes.

You always focus on people's flaws, Annie

You are a little snitch. The rules were clear

You are hereby sentenced to community service

You are mysterious

You can either hold a sign

You can't be that well adjusted

You complete us, Pete

You did this on purpose to ruin my Spring Break

You did? I think I'm really getting the hang

You discovered an entirely new species, Mom.

You do know who my father is? Not exactly.

You don't get it.

You forgot to drink all your milk and give Daddy

You get optimal burn time

You get the drift

You got it

You got it, Dad!

You had an affair with my funeral director?

You have a nervous bladder and had to run to the bathroom.

You have a son? Yes, his name is Peter Jr

You have the deepest dimples I've ever seen!

You have the right to remain clothed.

You heard her. It's all your fault

You interfere! You play dirty.

You just swallow this pill.

You just use the app.

You keep secret from Baba?

You know her?!

You know how you can never seem to remember

You know I can't drive without Shirty!

You know what really makes me puke, officer?

You know what? I have an easy peasy idea

You know what? I'm not.

You know, I also saw on TV that moms should

You know, you should get a wick cutter for that jar

You leave Annie alone,

You made me ugly on purpose!

You make me nostalgic for my wild teen years

You mean "she." Oh, now I'm sure you're lying

You mean her moam.

You mean our gym teacher back in the day, he'd say,

You mean you stay up all night

You picked funeral home, right?

You really did used to be like us but better

You run out of stamps, Annie? Nope!

You say that, but a dune buggy and a tea cup Yorkie

You should stay rat.

You slept together?

You slept with Kirk from the 9/11?

You suffer from anxiety?

You two lovebirds order the Cookies and Cremains?

You want to play the game

You watch, Annie. It's only gonna get worse.

You were a great Mom today.

You were right about Fun Con, Mom

You wonderful lover.

You'll find out right after you

You're a sperm donor?

You're gonna love these, Susan

You're just in time!

You're just jealous! What?

You're not remotely qualified for these positions.

You're practically his twin!

You're right

You're right. I know this one!

You're the reason!

You're wrong

You've asked, "What's my size?"

You've been practicing your bird calls.

You've purchased our wet look tutorial.

You've selected "buttons."

Your arm's gonna get tired.

Your bride, Svetlana, arrive this afternoon.

Your damn go getter attitude

Your dilly dally almost cost me first victory

Your face is really drippin' on the floor here!

Your funeral home hates my mom, right?

Your Honor, my client is now aware

Your mom abandoned you, killed herself, got reanimated,

Your mom is scaring the birds.

Your mother is going right up to the nest.

Your mother really knows

Yow! Nut shot! Yes!

🎵 You say you cut your bangs

♪ Who's your daddy?

And that is why we will always..

And that's the story of how I went from living

As a professional athlete,

Could you tell me all about

Da. This sound silly

Damn, girl, looks like there are 15 possible fathers.

Don't be such a dreamer, Gregory.

Gymnast Gregory, my critique of you

He can flip, cartwheel, and help males over 18

Hey, Daddy! It's me

Hey, kids, what are you playing?

Hold for a recent photo of Possible Daddy number 1.

I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but one day..

I embarrassed for you.

I only listen, not judge.

I'm Gymnast Gregory.

I'm not fair, Annie

I'm supposed to practice my back hand springs,

It was just another day as a crotch beetle

Let's make Mother French toast,

Men die an average of five years earlier than women.

Not da fathah! Phew.

Not the daddy!

Not your daddy! Hmm.

Only 90 minutes in heavy traffic,

Petey! Breakfast!

Principal Shepler here with your Thank the Lord

Remember the Titans

Rise and shine!

Seating's now open

Sharing your feelings can help lower your blood pressure

Sperm squad, is this a touchdown?

Spot me on the balance beam!

Tell me about the frustrations you feel

To begin, provide a Florida DNA sample from you

We could start by listing NFL quarterback record holders,

Wee!

While we watch the game, let's do a somatic inventory

Wow. Thanks for opening up like that

You know what I love about you, Pete,

...and repeat the cycle

...Rolls Royce

'cause dads still aren't as cool as moms.

'Cause right now that's all I've got!

'cause Trophy's come back to take you down

'Twas the night I discovered That's enough out of you

"Annie, babysit the beetles.

"cinnamon." I'll take it

"Daddy, it's Me! Florida Edition."

"Daddy, it's Me!" is the fun and roundabout way

"Daddy, It's Me!"? Unh uh!

"Hit the showers", but he meant,

"Hungry"? Jesus Christ.

"Let Me Knock You Up At Sea World", old dirty

"plain hamburger."

"Remember the Beauticians" movie you're always blathering about?

"Stand in the shower clean and naked

"The Guinness Book of World Records."

"Top Felon."

"We choose to spend our time this way

[ Air brakes hiss ]

[ Air horn blares ]

[ Air horn blares ]

[ Air horn blows, cheering ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ All cheering, laughing ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ] Listen

[ All gasping ] Mom, don't!

[ All screaming ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Applause ]

[ Audience gasps ]

[ Baby cries ]

[ Baby cries ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Beep ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Bell dings ] Congratulations!

[ Bells chime ]

[ Bird cooing ]

[ Bird cooing ] Shh! I hear a bird

[ Bones cracking ]

[ Bones cracking ] Aah! Easy, there

[ Both grunting ]

[ Both grunting ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both moaning ]

[ Both slurping ]

[ Both sobbing ]

[ Branches crackling ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Bright chime ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Buzzer, siren wails ]

[ Buzzer, siren wails ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Cellphone screaming ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Chimes ] Ho, ho, ho!

[ Chimes ringing ]

[ Chimes ringing ]

[ Chimes ringing ]

[ Choir vocalizing ]

[ Choir vocalizing ]

[ Chuckles ] And I guess degrading sex

[ Chuckles ] Are you free? Mom. Mom

[ Chuckles ] Guess they forgot to use fun con traception

[ Chuckles ] I don't believe it. Lonny!

[ Chuckles ] Like mother, like son

[ Clanking ]

[ Crying ] Otherwise, Baba will force me

[ Device chirps ] [ Alarm wailing ]

[ Dice rattling ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Dog barking ]

[ Door slams ]

[ Doorbell chimes ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Electronic tones warble ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Ethereal tune plays ] [ Flies buzzing ]

[ Flat line ]

[ French accent ] chaperone material.

[ Frog croaking ]

[ Frog croaks ]

[ Frogs croaking ]

[ Frogs croaking ]

[ Frogs croaking ]

[ Frogs croaking ]

[ Gasp ]

[ Gasp ] Is he drinking sweet cream?

[ Gasp ] Or we'll accidentally reach for something

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] [ Crunching ]

[ Gasps ] Help! This man is dangerous!

[ Gasps ] Last one.

[ Gasps ] Annie? Annie?

[ Gasps ] Beauty influencer Dillin Jeremy!

[ Gasps ] Foreplay

[ Gasps ] I think you better go

[ Gasps ] I'm so freaking mysterious!

[ Gasps ] It's got a nest full of eggs!

[ Gasps ] My Little Maggot!

[ Gasps ] Oh, just my recurring dream.

[ Gasps ] Oh! Today's not

[ Gasps ] Or a cat trainer!

[ Gasps ] That's him! They marry now. And rich

[ Gasps ] You switched souls

[ Gavel bangs ] Oh.

[ Glass breaks ] Where'd your soul land,

[ Glass shattering ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ] Mommies

[ Growling voice ] Death powers.

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts, inhales deeply ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Handcuffs click ]

[ Huffing ]

[ Humming ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Keypad beeps, alarm stops ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] [ Squeaking ]

[ Laughs ] I tossed it.

[ Laughs ] Mom! That tickles!

[ Laughs ] That stands for spouse of birder

[ Laughs ] This is the American dream

[ Laughter ]

[ Machine beeping ]

[ Man singing in foreign language ]

[ Man wailing ]

[ Normal voice ] You'll be fine.

[ Panicking ]

[ Panting ] That's it.

[ Playing soft, mellow tune ]

[ Psychedelic music plays ]

[ Psychedelic music plays ]

[ Rapid gunshots, man screaming ]

[ Rasta horn blares ]

[ Rattling ]

[ Retches ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Scissors snipping ]

[ Scoffs ] Be more careful!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ] Oh, no!

[ Screeches ]

[ Shirty groans ]

[ Sighs ] Geeze

[ Singsong ] of wax Patrick Swayzes!

[ Singsong ] since childhood.

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Siren wails ]

[ Siren wails ] Sorry, kids.

[ Sirens wailing ] [ Shouting ]

[ Sirens wailing ] We both failed

[ Slide whistle descending scale ]

[ Slurps ]

[ Smooches ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sniffs ] Top note of..

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sobbing ] I understand

[ Sobbing stops ]

[ Soft music playing ]

[ Speaking Greek ] Okay.

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Spitting ]

[ Squeak ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Squelches, beeping ]

[ Squish ]

[ Squishing ]

[ Strained ] unclaimed corpse

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Tender tune plays ]

[ Thuds ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Twinkling ]

[ Up tempo dance music plays ]

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Wailing ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Whistle blows ] Hat on, Martina!

[ Whoosh ]

[ Whoosh ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Zen music plays ]

[Air horn blaring]

[Singsong voice] Annie, you and Kenton can go first.

[Straining] ...

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe ♪

♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe I can stay ♪

♪ But it's looking now like maybe I can stay ♪

♪ But it's looking now like maybe I can stay ♪

♪ But it's looking now like maybe I can stay ♪

♪ But there's someone

♪ Drink up the fluid, little tyke ♪

♪ Ease up on the gas We going too fast ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Gettin' back what's mine

♪ Gettin' back what's mine

♪ Gettin' back what's mine

♪ Gettin' back what's mine

♪ Have Your Grief Your Way

♪ I can stay

♪ I don't know what do

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ I'm not your daddy

♪ I'm not your daddy

♪ It's been too long a time

♪ It's been too long a time ♪

♪ It's been too long a time ♪

♪ It's been too long a time gettin' back what's mine ♪

♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪

♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪

♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪

♪ Mama's baby's papa's baby

♪ Oh, Annie

♪ Outside

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ That caught my eye

♪ The house is such a disaster

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ To find a quiet space I'm not as out of place ♪

♪ We gonna crash

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ You so bad at fly a kite

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♪ Happy birthday, dear Petey

♪ About Swayze

♪ And I can't remember why

♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ And I'm coming home again

♪ As I used to be

♪ Baba remembered

♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe I can stay ♪

♪ But it's lookin', oh

♪ Gettin' back what's mine

♪ Happy birthday to you!

♪ I can stay

♪ I went away

♪ I'm losin' my mind

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ I'm not as out of place

♪ It ain't just a phasey

♪ It's been too long a time

♪ It's been too long a time

♪ It's been too long a time gettin' back what's mine ♪

♪ Like maybe

♪ Looks like I'm losin'

♪ Oh, I'm just crazy

♪ Some of my devils

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ To find a quiet space

♪ Up and left me free

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🎵 I love ya

🎵 I'm calling your bluff

🎵 I'm calling your bluff

🎵 Tomorrow

🎵 When you lie to me, it's in the small stuff 🎵

🎵 When you lie to me, it's in the small stuff 🎵

🎵 You say you cut your bangs

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