Brian Jordan Alvarez Soundboard Edit

Bad News face #brian jordan alvarez #bad news #expression #botox #plastic surgery #face #frozen #emotion

Bye, Mom #brian jordan alvarez #amy vorpal #bye #i love you #mom #phone call

Calculating tip #brain jordan alvarez #ken kirby #chris eckert #tip #restaurant #waiter #math

Can we go to a gay bar? #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #mitch silpa #go out #night out #dancing #gay #bar

Confused #confused #shocked #brian jordan alvarez

Did you key my car? #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #key #car #vandalize #revenge

Don't fucking come for me #brian jordan alvarez #come for me #attack #defensive #sue #defamation

Don't talk shit about me #brian jordan alvarez #talk shit #gossip

Dramatic crying #brian jordan alvarez #crying #dramatic #sob #ugly

Everything is so beautiful #brian jordan alvarez #omg #everything #beautiful #excited

Get in the pool #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #get in #pool #summer #swim

Get the fuck out! #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #mitch silpa #jason greene #get out #go away #leave #annoying #interrupt

GOTCHA #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #ah ha #gotcha #realization

Gregarious? #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #zodiac #sign #astrology #gregarious #sagittarius #aquarius #no

Hey everybody, up top! #brian jordan alvarez #hey #everybody #up top #high five

I am in line #brian jordan alvarez #in line #im sure #power #first

I can't

I cheated on her #brian jordan alvarez #cheat #im sorry #i love you

I don't appreciate your implication #brian jordan alvarez #in line #appreciate #imply #defensive

I don't care #brian jordan alvarez #i dont care

I don't know what we do #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #idk #work #job

I don't remember #brian jordan alvarez #i dont know #remember #forgot

I have no attraction to you #jimmy fowlie #attracted #turn down #insult #reject

I love your energy #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #energy #vibe #i love it #fantastic

I saw Call Me By Your Name six times #brian jordan alvarez #call me by your name #avengers #movies #rewatch

I think I love you #brian jordan alvarez #mike lane #i think #i love you #love #tinder

I want someone to hold me #brian jordan alvarez #hold me #night #morning #cuddle #spoon

I will get decaf #decaf #coffee #caffeine #intern #brian jordan alvarez

I. Don't. Know

I'm done with Linda's shit #brian jordan alvarez #im done #done #linda #shit #bullshit

I'm gender fluid #brian jordan alvarez #freckle #jason greene #gender fluid #nip slip #gay #straight

I'm gonna die here #brian jordan alvarez #im gonna #die #here #dead #torture

I'm here #brian jordan alvarez #here #i dont see you

It's a blessed day #brian jordan alvarez #im great #blessed #how are you

Making plans #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #make #plans #hang out

Never #ken kirby #no #never #deny

Nip slip #brian jordan alvarez #freckle #jason greene #nip slip #free the #nipple #sexy

No #no #ask #permission #brian jordan alvarez #ken kirby #please

Oh god, you're straight #brian jordan alvarez #oh #god #straight #gay

People can't roll over in their graves #brian jordan alvarez #roll over #grave #dead #coffin

Please #please #beg #begging #ask #permission #brian jordan alvarez #may i

Really bisexual #brian jordan alvarez #extremely #bisexual

Slap #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #chris dougherty #slap #hit #pool

So this is yogurt #marla mindelle #yogurt

Thank you for respecting me #brian jordan alvarez #sigh #thank you #respect #me

This is very weird #brian jordan alvarez #weird #strange

This is your fault #brian jordan alvarez #chris eckert #your fault #blame

We get that #brian jordan alvarez #get in #pool #swim #college #relate #sympathy #empathy

We tricked you #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #trick #prank #just kidding

Where are my gays? #stephanie koenig #where #gay #friends #where are you #lost

Where can we get crack #brian jordan alvarez #drug dealer #drugs #cocaine #angel dust #snow #crack

Worm hole #brian jordan alvarez #worm hole #traffic #fruit loop #lost

Write a 9 anywhere #brian jordan alvarez #tip #restaurant #panic #write #leave

You fucking piece of shit #brian jordan alvarez #insult #piece of shit #fat #asshole

You're clinically depressed #brian jordan alvarez #clinical #depressed #zoloft #get in #pool

You're definitely a sign though #brian jordan alvarez #stephanie koenig #zodiac #sign #astrology

8 words #brian jordan alvarez #drew droege #words #roast #insult #baby #face #spider #eggs