Jay Leno Soundboard Edit

County Fair and rodeo draw large crowds. Look at the caption. People come from all over to joy and you see anybody. You see one person joining the rodeo. Is there anybody there?

Home for the 4th PET show. I like the little underlying thing. Request live pets only you know.

How big an idiot do you have to believe to believe this moronic ad?

I love this kid. Medical clinic, free and painless. Can you pull out? That kid looked like he did. Pull out the way out. Look at his hand. Look, look. He's breathing. He's got two people again. The...

If you have a dead pet, don't, don't go dragging it into the show. Whatever.

It is a typical thing of the times we live in. It says get rid of birds, bats and squirrels without harming them. Look at the end of it. Not harmful. They just hate the odor and move on to your nei...

Jockey saw shorts stained was two 98298 now only $0.96 ohh a couple of stains. What are you weenie come out.

Look at that. You know I love products like this. It says make your driveway instantly a safer play area, you know? You know, if your kid is so stupid he can't figure out how to get around that. He...

Look at you, idiot.

Ohh, I gotta hold it up. It says Skip Kincaid, a forest consultant. Kirkwood uses Global positioning satellite receiver last week to pinpoint the location of a tree. You know, you might want to loo...

Prepstar comfortable entering draft $12 million shoe contract proceeds players first NBA Basket she who is that player who got on his name. He's first last name. Last name.

Soap and water still cleans well.

The real Chinese from New York City.

These free tokens large pizza $19.00 look what you get free air conditioning? Shut up.

You know, the newspaper is just telling me more than I need to know.