Jay Leno - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead.

Alert

All right, here's how bad your car is. OK, I'm the best thing in it. All right, let's get going.

All right, Ready to go? All right, let's start the ignition. You got any hand sanitizer? This car is not the cleanest.

And 1.5 kilometers.

And then?

At the roundabout.

Bonus

Click

Click long

Continue straight.

Exit left.

Exit right, pal.

Hello, this is annoying Jay Leno and you can't get away from me. I'm in your car. You done fooling around? Let's get on the move.

Hello, this is Jay Leno and I'm in your car and as soon as you step out, I'm taking it. Come on, let's go.

Hello, this is Jay Leno and I'm in your car. How creepy is that fact? As soon as you leave, I'm taking it. Let's go.

Hey, good looking. Are you probably trying to figure out how to know if you're a man or woman? The reason is I don't care. OK, let's go.

In 0.1 miles.

In 0.6 miles.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left, folks.

Keep right.

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Message ticker

My next guest is just getting ready to drive his car. Let's bring him up. I'm sorry, I still think I'm on The Tonight Show. Alright, let's get going.

OK. Got anything ready to go? What about that thing you always forget? You forgot that, didn't you? Come on, Sparky, step on the gas.

Ping

Ping2

Police ahead. Hey, nice donut.

Rec end

Rec start

Red light camera ahead Caution this is not to be used for selfies.

Reminder

Some heavy traffic coming up is a good chance to sit around and look at all the losers around you and lesser cars.

Some heavy traffic coming up. This is a good chance to sit around and look at all the losers around you and lesser cars.

Speed drop ahead. Do not take the Lamborghini warning.

Take the 4th exit. I know you missed it already.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit that's between 0 and #2.

Take the second exit, Sparky.

Take the six exit.

Take the third exit, pal.

This is a beautiful set of wheels. The rest of the car is crap, but the wheels are nice. Let's get driving. I get paid by the hour.

TickerPoints

Turn left.

Turn right, Sparky.

We're here, folks. If it's not what you thought, hey, don't blame me. You're the one driving.