Leslie Jones Soundboard Edit

And what time is it? You're supposed to be here. I got. Oh my God, I didn't even own one of those sweaters until I was like 37.

Do you think I knew who the president was?

Hell no. Every 20 year olds night should end with glitter and cocaine.

I don't care if you don't love me. I love you. It's gonna work out. So now the booty call didn't turn into a police car. Cause I can't stop texting him.

I've never marched in my 20s. Only marching I did in my 20s was to the liquor store.

Leslie, can I get a word?

Nash. That doesn't mean I got 50 more years to have some fun. We're just coming, bitch.

Oh my God, look at these 20 year old youngsters. Does she have her grandmama sweater on? Oh, she ain't waiting on no Dick pics because don't nobody send Dick pics to their grandma.

Oh, I'm so mad at you. I bet you got drawers on too, don't you? You got draws on. Wow.

Oh, this group is in their 40s. You can definitely tell that he got large texts on his phone.

She got us some tickets to the after party for the Grammys and I was like, yeah, now let me just say this first, I'm 52, so there was different stars back then.

Well, black people are like, can we talk? Minute. Girl, I want to know your name.

Well, it wasn't really a breakup. It was a booty call I might have took too serious.

What do you mean draws out 20 year old but they don't need? Tina. When you all put the containers of soup.

What is up, New York? I'm fucking love New York. The men out here love black women. I love it. I got proposed 2 three times. I fucking love New York. Now that.

White people are like, who the fuck? Is Tevin Campbell bill?

Why people like we stand don't know that shit. Say something, Michael baby.

Wow. I've come a long way, man. What a crazy ride.

You in your 20s. You in your 20s. You in your 20s. You in your 20s. You in your fucking 20s with that little house on the Prairie. Sweat around. You're in a fucking sweat.

You know what I'm saying? Like some glitter that doesn't go guy.