Roseanne Barr Soundboard Edit

And that is what I call home economics.

He's still dead.

Hey, I'm saving my best junk for the funeral.

I don't raise you to be some little bigot.

I rest my case.

I'm going to make you wish I was never born.

Is she gross? Does she pick her nose and eat it?

Is your brain on drugs?

It's a dishwasher.

Maybe to you, pal, but it's all we've got.

No, you're not a prevert, honey. You're a pervert.

Now I'm gonna weigh that little boy every night.

Of course, here they make me wash my hands where I serve you the food.

Oh God, not meatloaf again.

Oh my God, you didn't kill him and then go buy chicken, did you?

Ohh yeah, you'll eat what I bring you.

So you see, I'm I'm using restraint. And God loves that.

That's right. We can thank her in person.

This isn't funny.

Well, I'm sorry. You don't think that's funny.

Well, that's still no excuse.

What the hell were you thinking?