Luenell On The Dirty Comedy Community, Pete Davidson, Rosanne, Cocaine + More Soundboard Edit

A baby in the monetization world.

A little uncomfortable

A lot of people don't put women on there.

Actually get out the house and go see you in person.

After that first season of the new one,

After the last six marriages,

All through up til about two months ago, three months ago,

And all that good stuff.

And all the artists and rappers came in.

And asked me for my email.

And couldn't do it no longer.

And disco was real fun back then.

And do whatever the fuck I was gonna do anyway.

And factual shit out there that we talk about.

And fan of mine.

And for us to be back on tour together again,

And get the fuck off me, I'm hot.

And have you know, these followers and shit.

And here's the other ironic thing.

And I can't pass my,

And I emailed her back.

And I film Nick Cannon show when I leave here.

And I got fans that gonna ride with me whatever they say.

And I hit $1,500,

And I love seeing you be interviewed.

And I mean, they, it was her idea, not theirs.

And I met Katt in Oakland.

And I swear to God, it tastes like candy

And I think Mary

And I was gonna be the kid's grandmother.

And I was trying to pay homage to people

And I went and bought it.

And I'm in demand,

And I'm seeing Rihanna.

And I'm trying to,

And I'm very, very happy for you.

And I'm working.

And I've been staying up until six o'clock in the morning.

And if you heard me on here,

And it fit me, and I asked for it,

And it talks about how you know, black comedians

And it used to have like a little thread wrapped around it.

And it was all empty pages, 125 of 'em.

And it was just wild and fun, debauchery,

And it was really exciting

And it was the beginning of the year,

And it's been a long time coming.

And Joan Rivers

And like I still did my shows and shit

And little, you know, it's a lot of that

And my daughter has one that says like mother.

And my family, you know,

And nasty mother fuckers.

And one leg that says like daughter,

And one you had to do by surgery.

And people who just,

And put 'em all together.

And running track in performance enhancing drug.

And she fucking saved CBS or whatever that station was.

And she popped on nearly you know, fell out.

And she said yeah.

And she's a comedy fan apparently,

And so I don't think it's gonna get no better,

And so I'm a woman out here

And so if I did three clubs,

And so on and so on

And so she said that,

And so then a couple days later she DMed me

And so you know, it's all cool.

And stuff like that.

And take that because you know your neighbor,

And that always makes a girl feel good.

And that I ever, ever, ever touched cocaine.

And that is I never met Tupac.

And that kind of skin don't, he burned.

And that little,

And that's how she even got noticed.

And the girl liked me and so I got it.

And the most charming thing you can do

And the mother fucker's still here.

And the rise and the fall of it.

And the stupid thing was they put 'em back up.

And then

And then go down.

And then I fly and rejoin my tour mates on Katt's tour

And then it was the place to be because,

And then now on Instagram need badges or whatever,

And then on to the next scandal.

And then there was you know,

And then they came there,

And then they had some kind of ether concoction.

And then they send it to you,

And then they took it down.

And then we go to little rock Arkansas on Saturday night,

And then you go on there and take your frustrations out

And then you go to a catalog,

And then you take pictures and you send them back.

And they gonna let her run.

And they had all the stars wanted to come there,

And they had musical stars and everybody.

And they put it back up.

And they was fucking it off and just you know,

And they'll follow them, you know, out the gate too.

And this other bitch is gonna,

And to see a word of mouth builds like that.

And took the fucker over.

And we were doing it whether they came or not, you know.

And what you mean

And yo I'm pissed about that too,

And you can get the money,

And you come from an era where comedians spoke

And you did an interview recently

And you don't get like if you had a lighter

And you get extra money and stuff,

And you have to have some for the dropdown

And you know, a couple days later contracts started coming.

And you know, I didn't bust it open there.

And you know, they did a lot of like shriny stuff.

And you know, you gotta go on.

And you pick out the lingerie you wanna model,

And you said

And you smack hoes around,

And you talked about the Kardashian curse,

Are you ever nervous about cancer culture?

As I get older, like tap into that.

As I was before.

As opposed to Reverend Ike.

Beautiful high.

Because actually if anybody read anything

Because I always had money.

Because I know a lot of comedians are saying

Because I know that that comes

Because I think Paul Mooney is very underrated.

Because it is totally the devil.

Because it was, it had the best music,

Because Mark Curry's from Oakland,

Because number one,

Because some of the venues are making people wear masks

Because the hustle was a different type of heat.

Because we already thought that,

Because we were not sitting, waiting for them

Before the baking soda and the water.

Before we ever knew about this Christianity thing.

Being kicked the fuck out.

Being reckless and didn't do their taxes.

Benny's and your mom's diet pills and shit like that.

Bianca Jagger rode to the mother fucker on a white horse,

But also I had to take into consideration my daughter.

But her security tested positive for COVID.

But his mind and his mother fucking mouth

But I also know that we had a religion

But I didn't, you know, lose any,

But I do steal wardrobes,

But I don't wanna turn my platform

But I get that in a minute.

But I probably will do that and leave a voice message.

But I really sort of can't be canceled,

But I took some of the five like hottest pictures

But I tried to keep it classy,

But I'm talking about you know, professionally.

But it's that a bitch.

But no, I have, listen.

But not in a compilation like that,

But that wouldn't be right to say on television,

But the second season had it came up,

But then there was a check.

But there was just a lot around.

But there was no, you know,

But they're they pale in comparison

But why, after you've had two success,

But you just have to suck it up,

But you know what I'm talking about.

But you know, all good things

But you know, followers,

But you know, I'm still there.

But you know, with the advent of the internet,

Called Silks.

Cash, I mean.

Charge them.

Charlamagne Tha God.

Coachella, you don't have to wear mask anymore.

Cocaine a hell of a drug.

Comedians have a different license than everybody else.

Comedy Mount Rushmore.

Comfortable.

DL was coming up.

Do you watch what you say now at all?

Does come to an end.

Eight when it's warm, about

Eight when it's warm.

Even somebody who sucks,

Everybody loved it.

First of all, these are approved by Rihanna.

Five, six.

For her to, you know,

For the whole 30 years.

For two days, just hit delete all,

For you to know about it and you wasn't even here.

From before George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery were murdered,

From Money Mike into the Katt Williams. you know.

From my home called Hey Luenell.

Get out of this shit.

Going around with everybody.

Good luck Kim.

Got busted with a performance enhancing drug in her,

Guy was coming up, Joe was coming up, Jamie was coming up,

Had a lot of sex going on,

Had already been on the net for like a year.

Had the most beautiful people,

Had to form their own community.

Has, she's had everything forever.

Having a sick mate teaches you

He ain't going nowhere.

He can't be at my house 'cause I'm gone.

He could have been going to a therapist.

He could have been on his medication.

He funny.

He has a heart monitor.

He has COPD.

He looks like a vampire to me.

He married a black girl,

He said he saw me in there.

He was just a big flamboyant preacher back in the day.

He's everything.

He's not like gonna drop dead any day,

He's on oxygen and stuff like that.

He's strong, you know.

Her kids' kids kids will never need a dime.

Honey, I was shutting it down,

How big is your dick Charlamagne?

How many people get the spelling of hey wrong.

How many times she been married?

How much do you smoke?

I ain't gonna fuck him to find out.

I bought it.

I can fuck off one, and get whatever like that.

I can't do that.

I can't wait to see this beautiful chocolate baby.

I did a YouTube show during the quarantine

I did that real classy.

I don't ever remember those tattoos.

I don't give a about white, black.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't know

I don't know,

I don't know, but

I don't know.

I don't need a God damn bladder infection.

I don't need that.

I don't need to be walking funny the next day.

I don't really gamble like that.

I don't really with the metaverse shit.

I don't think they realize how powerful his pin was.

I don't wanna put Paul out there in that light.

I don't wanna sound cocky,

I don't, I would never,

I got fans from where I used to live.

I got my daughter's name and birthday right here.

I got Prince right here.

I gotta see you next time you're in New York City.

I had already done a Penthouse six page spread,

I Hate Everybody Including Myself.

I have a Yoruba symbol here.

I have an ex friend that I was like

I have had a wang dang doodle in New Orleans before

I have not.

I have one leg that says L murder,

I heard, in the club.

I just don't get to see him that often.

I know her kids.

I learned about monetization.

I like Paul Mooney.

I love seeing you do interviews,

I made the second one up,

I may, I feel like she may not be going through her DMs

I mean even though you are a woman,

I mean sent her my email back,

I mean that's more sixties I think.

I mean, the sexual seventies of course I was there,

I met Red in Oakland,

I might would do that shit,

I never got to go to Studio 54,

I never had to do a bunch of ratchet

I never met Tupac,

I only have four regrets in my life,

I really, really respected her.

I remember dancing the groove line

I said I wish that you made it in larger sizes.

I said that my daughter was a big fan of her lingerie.

I said you do?

I saw you on the Amazon Dr. Fat Tuesday.

I think he must be a lot of fun.

I think it was ether they used to use

I think that Mary was supposed to wear it and she didn't,

I think that they did not work out,

I think that, I think that's good,

I try to tell people, comedians don't retire.

I wanted to say thank you to you guys.

I was gonna be her black grandchild's grandmohter.

I was like oh my God,

I was like, I'm not,

I wasn't like out hoeing,

I wasn't no age to be in no Studio 54.

I wasn't traveling then.

I would have to like molest a child

I would love to say that I'm out here

I'm baking soda.

I'm done with that.

I'm from Oakland.

I'm getting very graphic right now.

I'm glad I passed my COVID test.

I'm gonna always love,

I'm not doing it.

I'm talking about marijuana.

I'm touring.

I'ma give it to you.

I've been drug in social media before.

I've been drug, you know,

I've been there, got the pills.

I've done all that shit.

I've done it a million times.

I've seen him make people walk out of shows.

If I was thirsty for that shit,

If on the ass, you gotta show your ass.

If somebody told you, then you go see them,

If you didn't lose a purse or a wallet or a shoe,

In my life.

Into a mother fucking ad agency, you know.

Into Orleans for a show tomorrow night.

Is he gonna get better?

Is it being monetized?

Is still working just fine.

Is what you should be to be successful.

It ain't like she can't take it for God's sake.

It has to have age to it in order to really hit.

It still remains for me Roseanne Barr too.

It was everywhere.

It was just adorable.

It was just numbers on the bottom.

It was like everybody had the shit, you know,

It was sort of brownish, not so green.

It wasn't

It's a terrible lung disease,

It's a white loophole.

It's just like you know how it feels to go up a escalate

It's just like you know, riding a bike.

It's like automatic.

It's like the devil.

It's like watching the wave at a baseball game you know.

It's the Breakfast Club.

It's the greatest aphrodisiac

Jackson Five's was starting to get married and shit,

Joan was a beast beast.

L U E N E L L.

Laura Hayes from Oakland.

Let me tell you so about comedy people.

Let's warm this bitch up and measure it.

Like a fantastic Mount Rushmore.

Like as is Laura Hayes and Paul Mooney.

Like for, it felt like two hours.

Like get a real fucking woman, get a relationship,

Like I've got you know, we got, you know,

Like if I go into casino and I drop 20,

Like if you be in the sun,

Like if you harass somebody in the metaverse.

Like if you, hey, smack somebody in the ass,

Like let's hope for the best.

Like mother, like daughter.

Like no, no, not hay.

Like shut the fuck up

Like we been married 20 years, okay.

Like yo with the lingerie.

Listening to them speak Yoruba a lot,

Living.

Luenell was like on her knees like bending.

Make you start thinking about it.

Makes it very difficult.

Maybe fucking somebody up or somebody literally.

Maybe they just having sex and not pulling out.

Most important.

Most people do I think or should.

My website is heyluenell.com,

Nice, comfortable, comfortable.

No I wasn't there.

No, crack was later.

No, it was her on the phone on FaceTime.

Not for, I don't know why they put the pictures down,

Not that comfortable.

Now it's no, it's no slow burn.

Now the only thing that made me not,

Now, go ahead.

Of course I wanted to throw girl, homegirl.

Of Ghost Book 2 Power, when I shot,

Of what fuck the I wanna say and do on my Instagram.

Oh that, not only that they got documentaries

Oh three regrets.

Oh you too young to remember Reverend Ike.

Okay, this, my breaks are always like weird shit.

Okay.

On all these mother fucking pedophiles and traffickers

On bitches in the street.

On his first tour.

One baby you carried,

One of those people was fucking Rihanna.

Only a very small percent of your followers

Or 10 or whatever the swipe is,

Or are you in town acting,

Or are you in town movies?

Or are you stalking me?

Or do something really hideous to lose all my fans.

Or do whatever the fuck they do.

Or have to be vaccinated.

Or your ass look big or something like that,

Out having dinner pictures and stuff like that.

People have those conversations about people's penises.

People who smoke crack, get it,

People who will smoke cigarettes, get it,

Pervs in everybody's family.

Please follow me,

Purple. Microdot.

Really she went through you know, a lot, a lot.

Rebellion.

Right on Charlamagne.

Right on.

Right when people were starting to transition him

Saying that I'm preferring these days

See ya, I'm going to the room.

She could have built that house.

She don't need a dime from that mother fucker.

She got a tv to do.

She had a Loveless marriage.

She had like five kids.

She might be throwing cards on the table and say fuck it.

She said well, I do.

She was a waitress in a diner.

She was everything that Hollywood don't say

She was white trash.

She wasn't classically beautiful.

She's got money of her own.

Shit, let me tell you something.

Should have been me, but it's cool.

Shout out to some more, what up girl.

Silks was like the Studio 54, but not so disco.

Since our, we have a kid the same age,

So a lot of people, they said it wasn't like before.

So all of us, if you born in the seventies,

So are you in town doing Carolines,

So do you, is this research

So during that transition,

So everybody sort of got the,

So he stays with his daughter,

So how was it for you going out back on the road?

So I didn't really a lot about him when I married him.

So I like that.

So it's a loophole in it,

So like our tunnel was big

So on the second season that would've been

So pale.

So they'll be asking for it back.

So we, luckily you know,

So what else could she,

So yeah, I won that from Red Grant.

So you go on your metaverse

So you know, a lot came with that.

So you know, little health scares from folks over here

So you you're out there from Mardi Gras.

So, you know, the fucking point.

Some people just get it I guess.

Stop fantasizing about me.

Super mega talented, and funny.

Tell me you heard me on Breakfast Club.

That ASAP Rocky is a snack,

That don't get better.

That metaverse and this universe is all fake.

That much right now,

That organic one, not the general.

That shit is an, you know, that's a winner.

That some of the shows haven't been as packed

That was a compilation of pictures,

That was the shit I liked.

That you fucking hate has some fans.

That you, that a horse eat.

That's 'cause your uterus is spinned the fuck around.

That's a good ass Mount Rushmore man,

That's what I heard.

That's what I've heard in the streets.

That's when you sort of have like more to talk about,

That's wrong.

That's wrong.

The fake, listen,

The feds came and got the mother fuckers

The fucking bitch sold that shit.

The music, the word.

The OGs know who Reverend Ike is.

The OGs, you watch the comments when you get this shit.

The people out there,

The sexual seventies.

The shit is gonna end you know.

The social media was you need to see that mother fucker,

Their audience don't necessarily be like my audience,

Then I went on there and said mother fucker please.

Then we gotta go to the God damn doctor.

There is no money.

There was, I never took a Quaalude or anything.

There's a bunch of celebrity big dick rumors,

There's always challenges in family.

There's like 62 episodes up online.

There's no such thing as money in comedy at our level.

There's, who was it?

These photos are approved by and advertised for her.

They approve them,

They called it something else.

They came to see me.

They didn't just, I don't, I get new fans every day,

They had so much money.

They took the pictures down,

They used to rock it up in

They would name one woman.

They're supposed to send it to me.

This is comedy with no money, don't forget.

This is just my black ass female opinion.

This mother fucker makes me laugh.

This, that, that,

Thought it was you know, had some of that ew ey,

To the people that have been riding with me

To the side.

To win any mother fucker over is be funny.

To, we were not going,

Trolling and recruiting,

True, true, true.

Turn your phone off.

Unless you feel like you're gonna die if you don't do it.

Until we finish the 100 City Tour.

Up to a glass and it gets black and sooty.

Wack he got his own line.

Was I got four brothers.

Water.

We always talk about the Mount Rushmore.

We are the Breakfast Club.

We did our own thing.

We didn't have the good weed like we got now.

We die.

We got a mutual friend who FaceTimed me,

We got a special guest.

We had a lot of mushrooms.

We had clubs that used to sell

We had her head shot.

We had met and became friends.

We interviewed Paul Mooney way, way back in the day.

We looked up to Eddies and stuff like that.

We never saw no more after that

We see each other when we can, you know.

We stay little sweet stuff to each other all the time.

We was all coming up through this like this era.

We're good.

Well, and when they brought it back,

Well, first of all, where did y'all meet?

What if something happen to him?

What the real vows are about,

What was the allure there?

What was, I hear people talk about it.

What you talking about?

What, what wait.

What's a comfortable

What's on their mind.

What's that symbol mean?

When I started the tour,

When I, one time I was there, it was super bowl,

When people get mad about things comedians say.

When the free base started.

When you had two,

When you have a sick husband at home.

When you have been in the druggery,

When you hit like your 40 and 50

When you smoke it.

Where her husband can't travel with me no more.

Where I don't need my fucking uterus tilted

Which had already been posted,

Which was still good.

White one.

Who really made an impact on my life that year.

Why did you press,

Why four?

Why I never noticed that before?

Why would you have,

With a man that you already know is unstable?

With all this,

With Pete Davidson?

Would it?

Wow.

Y'all don't be paying no attention.

Yeah, this is on the air y'all,

Yeah.

Yet she was fucking slaying people in that diner.

You already had two kids.

You and Katt and Red are,

You can come out the gate, do something funny,

You can pull a mother fucker with your humor.

You can't be cyber bullied if you don't read the shit.

You don't forget it.

You don't know who's seen it.

You familiar with him?

You get drunk, kiss people.

You got the charm on.

You got the Prince symbol on your hand.

You gotta be able to have a game

You haven't been married 20 years straight?

You know how popping a club gotta be

You know you, yeah.

You know, and the LSD, Mescaline,

You know, Andy Warhol, Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor.

You know, hit me a DM.

You know, I got you know, a couple hundred dollars.

You know, like she was getting that

You know, of course I wanted to throw in Eddie.

You know, they are finding their own audience,

You know, they do need, you know, calm down,

You know, they, he got big ass dick, something like that.

You know, we just work until you die.

You know, we're the ones who get gouged the fuck out.

You know, within you know, perve in my family.

You know.

You know.

You probably, we was products of that sexual seventies.

You said four.

You said you grew up in the, what's it called?

You speak with whatever's on your mind,

You think that's real?

You wanna show off the part of the lingerie that's cute.

You wasn't there.

You'd be surprised Charlamagne

You're gonna get a burnt up lobster as Pete Davidson.

You're married man.

You're not gonna get a nice golden brown Pete Davidson.

15 years later.

'Cause DJ, her son

'Cause it was a outcry honey.

'Cause of the drugs.

'Cause she wanted to.

[Charlamagne Tha God] Oh my goodness, but you're back.

[Charlamagne the God] And welcome, Luenell!

[Charlamagne the God] Lookin' rich as hell.

[Charlamagne] Yes, indeed.

[Luenell] Can you believe it?

[Narrator] The Breakfast Club.

ABC, XYZ,

About two and a half inches.

Absolutely.

After her mama died and she got busted with some weed

All that stuff.

And actually with the racism aside,

And doing it well.

And how a lot of Richard's material came from Paul.

And if you got a big dick too,

And studio 54, that was in New York?

And that took a lot out of our relationship,

And that was it.

And then a couple days later you did.

And what do you think about her new relationship

And where did y'all meet?

And without compromising the integrity

And y'all been together all these years.

And you know you don't hear too many,

And you never had no crazy effects?

Because the people who come to see me,

But anyway, to make a long story short.

But I'm at an age

But it's fake.

But it's seven inches, three fourths.

But not all in a row.

But people, they possibly could start charging people.

But she ain't back.

But we did have some called Thai Stick back in the day.

But yo Phyllis Diller, do you know who that is?

But you know what happened after that.

Comfortable is a,

Comfortable.

Crack, hoeing.

Crack.

Damn Luenell ain't even say let's pray for him.

Damn.

Damn.

Did you meet him before?

Didn't he say that, what club was it?

Do you have to give it back?

Don't be mad Power people at the wardrobe people.

Don't get me,

Exactly.

Except that mother fucking cocaine.

For me?

For two days,

Free base was taking like,

Give me your Twitters and Instagrams

Go ahead.

Got you.

Have you congratulated her on her pregnancy.

He had, he had some more on his.

He said you tried to do that here.

He was all nasty.

He's my everything.

He's really sick, you know?

How have you been, first of all?

How many mother fuckers is on the hill, four?

How much that coat go for?

How's your husband doing?

I ain't talking about that Luenell.

I am a married man Luenell.

I can't believe it.

I don't even know that I've heard of anybody doing that.

I don't even know what that is.

I don't know, I mean, we listen,

I don't think so.

I feel like when we had Paul Mooney up here,

I follow you Luenell.

I have my SAG emblem right here.

I heard some word on the street is Pete Davidson is hung.

I hope not.

I just found him to be electrically exciting.

I just remember like

I love seeing you on Black TV Luenell.

I love the community that you know,

I love the Yoruba symbol.

I mean like warm in the summer time.

I never met Joan River.

I passed the last one.

I think is the more kids,

I think it was ABC.

I think she's having a lot of fun with him.

I think that was really empowering

I thought we did have a picture up there.

I tried my very best, but I was so young.

I tried to tell Wack to give me something the last time.

I tried very hard.

I was gonna ask you, you know,

I was gonna ask, are you familiar with the metaverse?

I will actually.

I won 50 hard, hard, cold ones from Red Grant.

I would never tell you that on the fucking

I'm dying to.

I'm gonna tell Wack give you something.

I'm in town doing press,

I've been really, actually,

Imagine going up that fast.

It was a big deal to me.

It was fun.

It was fun.

It was our tunnel.

It was the other mother fuckers.

It was, it was just hysteria industries.

It's all about him.