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Home on the Range "Home on the Range" is a charming and heartwarming animated movie that takes audiences on a delightful

Home on the Range

"Home on the Range" is a charming and heartwarming animated movie that takes audiences on a delightful journey through the American West. Released in 2004, this Disney film instantly captured the hearts of viewers young and old with its endearing characters, captivating storyline, and memorable songs.

The movie follows the adventures of three unlikely heroines: Maggie, voiced by Roseanne Barr, Mrs. Calloway, voiced by the talented Judi Dench, and Grace, voiced by Jennifer Tilly. These three bovine friends reside on the Patch of Heaven, a picturesque farm that is facing the threat of foreclosure. Determined to save their beloved home, Maggie, Mrs. Calloway, and Grace embark on a daring mission to capture the notorious cattle rustler, Alameda Slim, voiced by Randy Quaid.

As they journey through the stunning landscapes of the Wild West, the trio encounters a colorful cast of characters, each with their own unique personalities. The supporting cast includes Buck, a ruggedly handsome stallion voiced by Cuba Gooding Jr., and the bumbling duo of Lucky Jack, a charming rabbit voiced by Charles Haid, and Jeb, a wise old goat voiced by Joe Flaherty. Together, this ragtag team must overcome their differences and work together to save their home.

One of the most enchanting aspects of "Home on the Range" is its memorable soundtrack. Filled with catchy tunes and heartfelt melodies, the songs add an extra layer of magic to the film. Composed by Alan Menken, who also contributed to Disney classics like "Beauty and the Beast" and "The Little Mermaid," the music brings the story to life.

The film features several notable songs, including the hilarious "Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo" performed by the charismatic trio of Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, and Jennifer Tilly. The upbeat and energetic "Little Patch of Heaven" beautifully captures the spirit of the farm and its optimistic residents. And who can forget "Will the Sun Ever Shine Again," a poignant and moving ballad sung by Bonnie Raitt, which reflects the characters' longing to restore their beloved home?

If you want to relive the magic of "Home on the Range," you can easily access and enjoy its sounds. With just a few clicks, you can play and download the soundtrack to be transported back to the enchanting world of Patch of Heaven. The lively melodies and uplifting lyrics will surely bring a smile to your face and warmth to your heart.

Whether you were a fan of this delightful animated film back in 2004 or are discovering it for the first time, "Home on the Range" is a movie that will touch your heart and leave you feeling inspired. With its lovable characters, captivating storyline, and memorable soundtrack, it continues to be a well-loved classic that can be enjoyed time and time again. So gather your family and friends, sit back, and get ready to immerse yourself in the enchanting world of "Home on the Range."
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A bovine ain't been born that can resist my charms.
A bovine ain't been born that can resist my charms.
A show cow?
A show cow?
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah! Aah!
Aaah! Aah!
Aah aah aah aah aah aah!
Aah aah aah aah aah aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Oh! Ow! What did l do?
Aah! Oh! Ow! What did l do?
Aah! Who are you?
Aah! Who are you?
ABNER: Hey, Maggie.
ABNER: Hey, Maggie.
Ack!
Ack!
Adios, Buck. Take care of Rico now.
Adios, Buck. Take care of Rico now.
Adios! Yee haw!
Adios! Yee haw!
Ah ah ah. You got three days to pay or get on your way.
Ah ah ah. You got three days to pay or get on your way.
Ah, what's the difference?
Ah, what's the difference?
Ah. Voila.
Ah. Voila.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem. [Thump]
Ahem. [Thump]
Ahem. Excuse us. My good fellow, we must be on our way.
Ahem. Excuse us. My good fellow, we must be on our way.
Ahem. Good morning, uh, Margaret.
Ahem. Good morning, uh, Margaret.
Ahem. Ladies?
Ahem. Ladies?
Ahem. Lowbrow remarks may work for you...
Ahem. Lowbrow remarks may work for you...
Ahh! That was good.
Ahh! That was good.
Ahh. And then, you see...
Ahh. And then, you see...
Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers gang.
Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers gang.
Alameda Slim has already flown the coop.
Alameda Slim has already flown the coop.
Alameda Slim, you're under arrest.
Alameda Slim, you're under arrest.
All right, all right...
All right, all right...
All right, girls. We're goin' in.
All right, girls. We're goin' in.
All right, then. Mm hmm.
All right, then. Mm hmm.
All right, what part of ''cover me'' didn't we understand?
All right, what part of ''cover me'' didn't we understand?
All right!
All right!
All right. Suit yourself.
All right. Suit yourself.
All you gotta do...
All you gotta do...
ALL: Awesome!
ALL: Awesome!
ALL: Awesome!
ALL: Awesome!
ALL: New cow! New cow! New cow!
ALL: New cow! New cow! New cow!
ALL: Ohh.
ALL: Ohh.
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Oooh!
Am l correct in assuming that each and every time...
Am l correct in assuming that each and every time...
And a holy hallelujah of a curve!
And a holy hallelujah of a curve!
And all of a sudden l lost track of everything.
And all of a sudden l lost track of everything.
And buy all the land, you brainless monotone monkeys.
And buy all the land, you brainless monotone monkeys.
And covering my tracks.
And covering my tracks.
And flown the coop while the getting was good.
And flown the coop while the getting was good.
And flushed us out like yesterday's oatmeal.
And flushed us out like yesterday's oatmeal.
And for extra measure...
And for extra measure...
And get him to give us more time.
And get him to give us more time.
And he's not shy about using it, either!
And he's not shy about using it, either!
And help us bring in Slim, we'd be happy to have you.
And help us bring in Slim, we'd be happy to have you.
And it'll be ready directly.
And it'll be ready directly.
And judging by the ear mark...
And judging by the ear mark...
And l don't believe what l see.
And l don't believe what l see.
And l want to get even with Slim.
And l want to get even with Slim.
And l'll stay out of it forever. Deal?
And l'll stay out of it forever. Deal?
And let's make tracks.
And let's make tracks.
And load these cash cows onto the train A.S.A.P., huh?
And load these cash cows onto the train A.S.A.P., huh?
And Maggie was gonna make us all winners.
And Maggie was gonna make us all winners.
And not only are you gonna be carrying Rico...
And not only are you gonna be carrying Rico...
And nothing to lose.
And nothing to lose.
And now he says it's his can.
And now he says it's his can.
And see beautiful downtown Chugwater
And see beautiful downtown Chugwater
And show Rico l got what it takes...
And show Rico l got what it takes...
And sixty bucks don't cut it.
And sixty bucks don't cut it.
And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico...
And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico...
And the joker is wild.
And the joker is wild.
And the original Miss Happy Heifer.
And the original Miss Happy Heifer.
And the same way we braved the western wilderness...
And the same way we braved the western wilderness...
And then l'll knock him into the cart...
And then l'll knock him into the cart...
And then they disappeared without a trace.
And then they disappeared without a trace.
And then we'll rope him up and wheel him to justice!
And then we'll rope him up and wheel him to justice!
And use the reward money to save the farm?
And use the reward money to save the farm?
And we'll have at least sixty bucks in prize money to
And we'll have at least sixty bucks in prize money to
And yodeling is an art!
And yodeling is an art!
And, Jeb, Miss Caloway knew just what to do...
And, Jeb, Miss Caloway knew just what to do...
And, you know, l have perfect pitch.
And, you know, l have perfect pitch.
Anger management issues we need to discuss.
Anger management issues we need to discuss.
Are out there fighting bad guys and takin' names!
Are out there fighting bad guys and takin' names!
Are the biggest catastrophe to ever hit our farm.
Are the biggest catastrophe to ever hit our farm.
Are the most intelligent, crafty animals in the west.
Are the most intelligent, crafty animals in the west.
As a matter of fact, l am. Thank you for checking.
As a matter of fact, l am. Thank you for checking.
As far as l'm concerned, that's not an option.
As far as l'm concerned, that's not an option.
As if they weren't sloppy enough.
As if they weren't sloppy enough.
As soon as he nabs that rustler...
As soon as he nabs that rustler...
As strange as this sounds, Grace is actually making sense.
As strange as this sounds, Grace is actually making sense.
AUCTlONEER: And that's the last of the furniture. [Bang]
AUCTlONEER: And that's the last of the furniture. [Bang]
Audrey, remember when Grace helped you figure out...
Audrey, remember when Grace helped you figure out...
AUDREY: Good luck, girls!
AUDREY: Good luck, girls!
Aw, shucks.
Aw, shucks.
Aw, shucks. T'weren't nothin'.
Aw, shucks. T'weren't nothin'.
Aw, you've been on the trail too long, you old coot.
Aw, you've been on the trail too long, you old coot.
Aw...
Aw...
Aww, what are you doing here?
Aww, what are you doing here?
Awww!
Awww!
Awww.
Awww.
Back in the day, l worked...
Back in the day, l worked...
Bah! Absolutely not.
Bah! Absolutely not.
BARRY: Howdy, darlin'! Down here!
BARRY: Howdy, darlin'! Down here!
Because l don't like it.
Because l don't like it.
Because l have skills that are essential...
Because l have skills that are essential...
Been waitin' a long time to give you this!
Been waitin' a long time to give you this!
Before l snap it off at the knee.
Before l snap it off at the knee.
Big Mike Donald had a farm?
Big Mike Donald had a farm?
Blocking that choice piece of property from my view?!
Blocking that choice piece of property from my view?!
BONNlE RAlTT: # Rain is pourin' down #
BONNlE RAlTT: # Rain is pourin' down #
BOTH: Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
BOTH: Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
BOTH: Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
BOTH: Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
Boy, l remember those days.
Boy, l remember those days.
Boy, wouldn't that be the life?
Boy, wouldn't that be the life?
Bravo! You stopped Rico cold!
Bravo! You stopped Rico cold!
Buck is on the case. You know. Whoo!
Buck is on the case. You know. Whoo!
Buck, have you gone crazy?!
Buck, have you gone crazy?!
Buck, l realize you're very upset...
Buck, l realize you're very upset...
BUCK: Aah! Aah! Ooh! Mama!
BUCK: Aah! Aah! Ooh! Mama!
BUCK: Make a break for it, ladies! Run!
BUCK: Make a break for it, ladies! Run!
BUCK: Superstar comin' through!
BUCK: Superstar comin' through!
BUCK: Wow! Bravo!
BUCK: Wow! Bravo!
Buck...Buck...
Buck...Buck...
Buck's fast, all right, but he's kind of a handful.
Buck's fast, all right, but he's kind of a handful.
But if you'd like to join our group...
But if you'd like to join our group...
But it'll be dangerous going after Slim all by yourself.
But it'll be dangerous going after Slim all by yourself.
But it's just a little old dirt farm.
But it's just a little old dirt farm.
But l don't know how you do it, Rico.
But l don't know how you do it, Rico.
But l'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doing...
But l'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doing...
But lately he's been doing a little moonlighting...
But lately he's been doing a little moonlighting...
But not anymore.
But not anymore.
But stick with me, and you may get to like...
But stick with me, and you may get to like...
But that rustler as well.
But that rustler as well.
But those stuck up ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents.
But those stuck up ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents.
But we get our share of excitement.
But we get our share of excitement.
But we prefer the gentle approach.
But we prefer the gentle approach.
But what about catching Slim and collecting the reward?
But what about catching Slim and collecting the reward?
But who would eat a chicken? Heh heh.
But who would eat a chicken? Heh heh.
But you, Maggie...
But you, Maggie...
But you've got us here in one piece.
But you've got us here in one piece.
But, Maggie, where are we gonna get all that money?
But, Maggie, where are we gonna get all that money?
But...they can't take my place.
But...they can't take my place.
Bye! Come up and see us sometime!
Bye! Come up and see us sometime!
Call me crazy, but l think these cows got it in for me.
Call me crazy, but l think these cows got it in for me.
Can hog! Can hog!
Can hog! Can hog!
Can't you morons count to yourselves?
Can't you morons count to yourselves?
Can't you stupid sack of hammers get it right?
Can't you stupid sack of hammers get it right?
Cart, smack, rope, roll, justice. Come on, Jack, focus.
Cart, smack, rope, roll, justice. Come on, Jack, focus.
Cattle rustler. [Gasps]
Cattle rustler. [Gasps]
Charge! [Gasps]
Charge! [Gasps]
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come on, Caloway. lt'll be fun!
Come on, Caloway. lt'll be fun!
Come on, come on! Do it again! Do it again!
Come on, come on! Do it again! Do it again!
Come on, girls. lt's time to lose these ropes.
Come on, girls. lt's time to lose these ropes.
Come on, Grace. We've got a farm to save.
Come on, Grace. We've got a farm to save.
Come on, guys. There must be something we can do.
Come on, guys. There must be something we can do.
Come on, it's your old pal Buck, see?
Come on, it's your old pal Buck, see?
Come on, Margie! Uh, Gretchen! Miss, uh uh, Hat Cow!
Come on, Margie! Uh, Gretchen! Miss, uh uh, Hat Cow!
Come on, move your hides, girls.
Come on, move your hides, girls.
Come on, Mrs. C. You've got a real good lookin' bunch here.
Come on, Mrs. C. You've got a real good lookin' bunch here.
Come on, now, do l hear two cents?
Come on, now, do l hear two cents?
Come on, you crazy heifers!
Come on, you crazy heifers!
Come on! Dagnabit!
Come on! Dagnabit!
Come on! Let the new cow talk!
Come on! Let the new cow talk!
Come on.
Come on.
Correct! Heh.
Correct! Heh.
Course, he'd also have to be able to go...
Course, he'd also have to be able to go...
COWBOY, WHlSTLlNG: Hyah!
COWBOY, WHlSTLlNG: Hyah!
COWBOY: # Ooh ee #
COWBOY: # Ooh ee #
COWBOY: Aw, forget it.
COWBOY: Aw, forget it.
COWBOY: Hold the horse now.
COWBOY: Hold the horse now.
COWBOY: Howdy, sheriff!
COWBOY: Howdy, sheriff!
COWBOYS: # Out in the land #
COWBOYS: # Out in the land #
Cows only.
Cows only.
Cows only.
Cows only.
Cud chewing heifers.
Cud chewing heifers.
Daddy, what's going to happen if they don't come back?
Daddy, what's going to happen if they don't come back?
Dagnabit, Buck, slow down!
Dagnabit, Buck, slow down!
Dancing girls, gambling...
Dancing girls, gambling...
Definitely bipolar.
Definitely bipolar.
DlLLON: Oh! That's so cool!
DlLLON: Oh! That's so cool!
Do it again! Do it again!
Do it again! Do it again!
Do l hear 425? 425! Do l hear 450? 450?
Do l hear 425? 425! Do l hear 450? 450?
Doing on a drive like this?
Doing on a drive like this?
Don't embarrass me in front of my partner. Please!
Don't embarrass me in front of my partner. Please!
Don't forget about our secret weapon.
Don't forget about our secret weapon.
Don't go near any luaus, though.
Don't go near any luaus, though.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't worry, darlin'. l'll protect you.
Don't worry, darlin'. l'll protect you.
Don't you heifers get it?
Don't you heifers get it?
Don't you know a hero when you see one, huh?
Don't you know a hero when you see one, huh?
Done countin'!
Done countin'!
Echo Mine it was called.
Echo Mine it was called.
Elementary, my dear Grace.
Elementary, my dear Grace.
Equal parts of one lean mean crime fighting
Equal parts of one lean mean crime fighting
Everybody knows that bovines...
Everybody knows that bovines...
Everybody likes yodeling.
Everybody likes yodeling.
Everybody? This here is Maggie.
Everybody? This here is Maggie.
Excuse me, reject. Coming through.
Excuse me, reject. Coming through.
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
False alarm, Clem!
False alarm, Clem!
Fat lot of good it done us.
Fat lot of good it done us.
Feast your eyes.
Feast your eyes.
Five cents for these chicks.
Five cents for these chicks.
Folks around these parts call me Lucky Jack.
Folks around these parts call me Lucky Jack.
For days without food or drink...
For days without food or drink...
For such a ridiculous plan.
For such a ridiculous plan.
For that big round up in the sky!
For that big round up in the sky!
For the big man in black market livestock.
For the big man in black market livestock.
Formerly known as Patch of Heaven...
Formerly known as Patch of Heaven...
Full house.
Full house.
Get in there! Come on, you stupid cows!
Get in there! Come on, you stupid cows!
Get off my case, little cocktail wieners!
Get off my case, little cocktail wieners!
Get off my case!
Get off my case!
Get on there! Hyah!
Get on there! Hyah!
Get out of here, you bulls! Head for the hills! Whoo!
Get out of here, you bulls! Head for the hills! Whoo!
Get to high ground!
Get to high ground!
Giddy up!
Giddy up!
Give him back his horse.
Give him back his horse.
Give us two more weeks...
Give us two more weeks...
Go get him, Maggie. Look out, Slim!
Go get him, Maggie. Look out, Slim!
Go on, take off! Fade! Ride into the sunset!
Go on, take off! Fade! Ride into the sunset!
Godspeed, my friend!
Godspeed, my friend!
Goes on auction Thursday morning.
Goes on auction Thursday morning.
Good luck!
Good luck!
Good morning, ladies.
Good morning, ladies.
Got you! Where do you think you're going?
Got you! Where do you think you're going?
Gotta start all over!
Gotta start all over!
Grab the bills and fire up the getaway express!
Grab the bills and fire up the getaway express!
Grace, how practical!
Grace, how practical!
GRACE, OFF KEY: # Oh, give me a home #
GRACE, OFF KEY: # Oh, give me a home #
GRACE, OFF KEY: # Oh, give me a home #
GRACE, OFF KEY: # Oh, give me a home #
GRACE, OFF KEY: # She'll be comin' 'round the mountain #
GRACE, OFF KEY: # She'll be comin' 'round the mountain #
GRACE: Let's get outta here!
GRACE: Let's get outta here!
GRACE: Look out!
GRACE: Look out!
GRACE: Lucky Jack, you did it! We're here!
GRACE: Lucky Jack, you did it! We're here!
GRACE: Mrs. C.
GRACE: Mrs. C.
GRACE: Oh, no, the tracks!
GRACE: Oh, no, the tracks!
GRACE: Oops.
GRACE: Oops.
GRACE: What do we do? What do we do?
GRACE: What do we do? What do we do?
GRACE: Whoa, whoa!
GRACE: Whoa, whoa!
Grace!
Grace!
Great. l'll leave you two alone.
Great. l'll leave you two alone.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! What's the deal, Slimbo?
Ha ha ha! What's the deal, Slimbo?
Ha ha! 5,000 Texas longhorns.
Ha ha! 5,000 Texas longhorns.
Ha ha! Hey, hey! Watch the saddle!
Ha ha! Hey, hey! Watch the saddle!
Ha ha! Sorry we're late. We got separated from the herd.
Ha ha! Sorry we're late. We got separated from the herd.
Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now l've seen everything.
Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now l've seen everything.
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! How does he ever get any work done?
Ha! How does he ever get any work done?
Ha! l'm with the cows, too!
Ha! l'm with the cows, too!
Ha! Lucky shot! [Tarzan yell]
Ha! Lucky shot! [Tarzan yell]
Ha! Oh, yeah! Rico caught another one already.
Ha! Oh, yeah! Rico caught another one already.
Ha. Be right with you, big guy.
Ha. Be right with you, big guy.
Haaay! Jump back! Kiss myself! [Kiss]
Haaay! Jump back! Kiss myself! [Kiss]
Hahh!
Hahh!
Hang on hang on a second. Heh heh heh.
Hang on hang on a second. Heh heh heh.
Has survived every hardship that nature can dish out...
Has survived every hardship that nature can dish out...
Hasta la vista, heifers! Hoo hoo!
Hasta la vista, heifers! Hoo hoo!
Have money ready. Signed, Rico.''
Have money ready. Signed, Rico.''
Have you seen that guy? He's huge!
Have you seen that guy? He's huge!
He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim.
He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim.
He must be takin' stupid lessons from that buffalo.
He must be takin' stupid lessons from that buffalo.
He's a genuine desert shaman our very own wise man.
He's a genuine desert shaman our very own wise man.
He's gonna be in a big hurry to collect that reward.
He's gonna be in a big hurry to collect that reward.
He's making a move on your left flank. Kaboosh!
He's making a move on your left flank. Kaboosh!
He's not a ruffian, Mrs. Caloway.
He's not a ruffian, Mrs. Caloway.
Hee hee hee! The whole territory belongs to me. Huh?
Hee hee hee! The whole territory belongs to me. Huh?
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh. l was just keeping it safe for you, Slim.
Heh heh heh. l was just keeping it safe for you, Slim.
Heh heh.
Heh heh.
Her brash manner, her bullheadedness.
Her brash manner, her bullheadedness.
Here they come, everybody!
Here they come, everybody!
Here we go, boys! 5,000 cattle in the side pocket!
Here we go, boys! 5,000 cattle in the side pocket!
Here, have an apple, kid.
Here, have an apple, kid.
Hey, Barry, three queens, two kings, hmm?
Hey, Barry, three queens, two kings, hmm?
Hey, Barry.
Hey, Barry.
Hey, Casey Jones...
Hey, Casey Jones...
Hey, come look at this.
Hey, come look at this.
Hey, dagnabit! You ornery ol'
Hey, dagnabit! You ornery ol'
Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask.
Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask.
Hey, it's green, it's leafy, and it's free. Shut up and eat.
Hey, it's green, it's leafy, and it's free. Shut up and eat.
Hey, l got the rabbit.
Hey, l got the rabbit.
Hey, l'm only kidding!
Hey, l'm only kidding!
Hey, Maggie, Mrs. C? How do we find...
Hey, Maggie, Mrs. C? How do we find...
Hey, now! Mud wrestling!
Hey, now! Mud wrestling!
Hey, partner, curb your livestock.
Hey, partner, curb your livestock.
Hey, she's not dying!
Hey, she's not dying!
Hey, thanks, everybody.
Hey, thanks, everybody.
Hey, that's my boy.
Hey, that's my boy.
Hey, they're giving away free money!
Hey, they're giving away free money!
Hey, Tommy! Have fun on that cattle drive!
Hey, Tommy! Have fun on that cattle drive!
Hey, watch it, Caloway.
Hey, watch it, Caloway.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Dagnabit, Jeb!
Hey! Dagnabit, Jeb!
Hey! For your information, duchess...
Hey! For your information, duchess...
Hey! He chose me specifically...
Hey! He chose me specifically...
Hey! That can is a family heirloom.
Hey! That can is a family heirloom.
Hey! Whoa! Come back here, you little bacon bits!
Hey! Whoa! Come back here, you little bacon bits!
Hi, there. Boy, am l glad you guys are up.
Hi, there. Boy, am l glad you guys are up.
Hi.
Hi.
His reputation as a bounty hunter is well known...
His reputation as a bounty hunter is well known...
Hmm, a horse. A horse.
Hmm, a horse. A horse.
Hmm, l'd say... [Sniffing]
Hmm, l'd say... [Sniffing]
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. ''Got Evil Eye Joe. Stop.
Hmm. ''Got Evil Eye Joe. Stop.
Hmm. Well, it's your call, Caloway.
Hmm. Well, it's your call, Caloway.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmph.
Hmph.
Ho ho hold your horses, Pearl.
Ho ho hold your horses, Pearl.
Hogwash! We all know they're never coming back.
Hogwash! We all know they're never coming back.
Hold it right there!
Hold it right there!
Hold on, you two!
Hold on, you two!
Hold on, you two.
Hold on, you two.
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo!
Hoof it on out of here, ladies!
Hoof it on out of here, ladies!
Hope it's not one of them fat free places.
Hope it's not one of them fat free places.
How about a song?
How about a song?
How about we conk him on the noggin with this?
How about we conk him on the noggin with this?
How are we supposed to drive that thing?
How are we supposed to drive that thing?
How can we compete with that?
How can we compete with that?
How come they got to go through?
How come they got to go through?
How many times have l got to tell you...
How many times have l got to tell you...
How many times l got to tell you to wait your turn?
How many times l got to tell you to wait your turn?
How? How? l'll tell you how!
How? How? l'll tell you how!
However, there are a few...
However, there are a few...
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? [Neighs]
Huh? [Neighs]
Huh. l can catch that Slim with one hoof tied behind my back.
Huh. l can catch that Slim with one hoof tied behind my back.
Huh. Our farm might've had a fighting chance...
Huh. Our farm might've had a fighting chance...
Hurry up, girls. Don't lose that trail.
Hurry up, girls. Don't lose that trail.
Hurry up! You don't want to be late...
Hurry up! You don't want to be late...
Hyah! Ho haa!
Hyah! Ho haa!
If my life depended on it!
If my life depended on it!
If you went to the County Fair?
If you went to the County Fair?
In the whole west.
In the whole west.
Is follow this chuck wagon to a cattle drive.
Is follow this chuck wagon to a cattle drive.
Is hereby sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del.
Is hereby sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del.
Is hiding out in Echo Mine right now?
Is hiding out in Echo Mine right now?
Is in your dreams.
Is in your dreams.
Is just sell off a few of these critters
Is just sell off a few of these critters
Is just so you can get revenge on those cattle rustlers.
Is just so you can get revenge on those cattle rustlers.
Is that low down, good for nothin' Alameda Slim.
Is that low down, good for nothin' Alameda Slim.
Is this piece of real property...
Is this piece of real property...
Is watching those homesteaders suffer.
Is watching those homesteaders suffer.
Jack, l hope you can forgive me.
Jack, l hope you can forgive me.
Jeb, don't you have enough cans of your own?
Jeb, don't you have enough cans of your own?
JEB: Don't yell at me.
JEB: Don't yell at me.
Jump back! Kiss myself! Whoo!
Jump back! Kiss myself! Whoo!
Junio o or! Whoo hah!
Junio o or! Whoo hah!
Junior! Junior!
Junior! Junior!
JUNlOR: l'll knock you into next Tuesday!
JUNlOR: l'll knock you into next Tuesday!
Just ignore them, and perhaps they'll go away.
Just ignore them, and perhaps they'll go away.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Just the fruits of our good, honest labor.
Just the fruits of our good, honest labor.
Just to get one rub of my lucky rabbit's foot.
Just to get one rub of my lucky rabbit's foot.
Just you watch.
Just you watch.
K.D. LANG: # Darlin', l swear #
K.D. LANG: # Darlin', l swear #
K.D. LANG: # l know a place #
K.D. LANG: # l know a place #
Kickin' bad guy behind! Whoo! Wah yah!
Kickin' bad guy behind! Whoo! Wah yah!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Known heretofore as the Dixon farm.
Known heretofore as the Dixon farm.
L hey, hey, hey! Watch the suit! Watch the suit!
L hey, hey, hey! Watch the suit! Watch the suit!
L believe you left this on our farm.
L believe you left this on our farm.
L came out to bring you another bank notice.
L came out to bring you another bank notice.
L can't believe she just left.
L can't believe she just left.
L can't believe what l'm hearing.
L can't believe what l'm hearing.
L don't get it.
L don't get it.
L don't know how you got here, skittish...
L don't know how you got here, skittish...
L feel like l was dreaming.
L feel like l was dreaming.
L gave up clown college for this?
L gave up clown college for this?
L got somethin' stuck in my ear.
L got somethin' stuck in my ear.
L got two words for you guys cold shower!
L got two words for you guys cold shower!
L gotta go, but let's throw on the old feedbag sometime.
L gotta go, but let's throw on the old feedbag sometime.
L gotta warn you, though.
L gotta warn you, though.
L guess l gotta do everything around here myself!
L guess l gotta do everything around here myself!
L guess l'll just have to sit on you.
L guess l'll just have to sit on you.
L knew you'd love it!
L knew you'd love it!
L know what you're going to say
L know what you're going to say
L lost my old place...
L lost my old place...
L mean, do you get to ride him on odd days or even?
L mean, do you get to ride him on odd days or even?
L reckon you'd want a fast horse, huh? Real fast?
L reckon you'd want a fast horse, huh? Real fast?
L said, get!
L said, get!
L say we go to town, butter up that sheriff's horse...
L say we go to town, butter up that sheriff's horse...
L say! Aah!
L say! Aah!
L see some real potential.
L see some real potential.
L see you're already tucked into your appetizer.
L see you're already tucked into your appetizer.
L think it is headed toward a cattle drive.
L think it is headed toward a cattle drive.
L thought you said 5,000 even.
L thought you said 5,000 even.
L truly believe there ain't nothin'...
L truly believe there ain't nothin'...
L was just having one for the road...
L was just having one for the road...
L was just tryin' to help!
L was just tryin' to help!
L will not abandon Pearl in her hour of need...
L will not abandon Pearl in her hour of need...
L will not be roped into this scheme.
L will not be roped into this scheme.
L wouldn't help you bossy bovines...
L wouldn't help you bossy bovines...
L yodel!
L yodel!
L'd be happy to take her in, Abner.
L'd be happy to take her in, Abner.
L'd say these are the last of Big Mike Donald's herd.
L'd say these are the last of Big Mike Donald's herd.
L'm a jackrabbit of all trades and at your service.
L'm a jackrabbit of all trades and at your service.
L'm goin' long!
L'm goin' long!
L'm going!
L'm going!
L'm gonna go nab that rustler...
L'm gonna go nab that rustler...
L'm gonna miss her.
L'm gonna miss her.
L'm gonna need a fresh horse.
L'm gonna need a fresh horse.
L'm just plum out of ideas.
L'm just plum out of ideas.
L'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
L'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
L'm so very sorry, Pearl.
L'm so very sorry, Pearl.
L'm sorry, Pearl. l'm truly sorry.
L'm sorry, Pearl. l'm truly sorry.
L'm sort of between homes right now.
L'm sort of between homes right now.
L'm supposed to be here just in case...
L'm supposed to be here just in case...
L'm sure she'll fit right in.
L'm sure she'll fit right in.
L'm tellin' you, if they don't get their money in three days...
L'm tellin' you, if they don't get their money in three days...
L'm the cow.
L'm the cow.
Ladies, we got company!
Ladies, we got company!
Last one to the barn sleeps standing up!
Last one to the barn sleeps standing up!
Let me think.
Let me think.
Let's get moving, ladies.
Let's get moving, ladies.
Let's get moving, ladies.
Let's get moving, ladies.
Let's put our heads together. More brains and less brawn.
Let's put our heads together. More brains and less brawn.
Lf that's the sheriff's office, this town rocks.
Lf that's the sheriff's office, this town rocks.
Lf we find Buck, we find the sheriff.
Lf we find Buck, we find the sheriff.
Listen, l came to warn you, one equine to another, about Rico.
Listen, l came to warn you, one equine to another, about Rico.
Listen. What would you say if l told you...
Listen. What would you say if l told you...
Little bitty snot nosed children sing.
Little bitty snot nosed children sing.
Look at the bright side, Mrs. C.
Look at the bright side, Mrs. C.
Look out!
Look out!
Look, all we've got to do...
Look, all we've got to do...
Look, friend, you don't understand my situation.
Look, friend, you don't understand my situation.
Look, Jack, it's simple.
Look, Jack, it's simple.
Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact.
Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact.
Look, l got a score to settle with that rhinestone fat boy...
Look, l got a score to settle with that rhinestone fat boy...
Look, l was just having
Look, l was just having
Look, lover bull, we're here strictly on business.
Look, lover bull, we're here strictly on business.
Look, we don't eat meat.
Look, we don't eat meat.
Looks like you need about... [Sniffing]
Looks like you need about... [Sniffing]
Losing my farm to the highest bidder...
Losing my farm to the highest bidder...
Ls that ornery horse gettin' away from you again?
Ls that ornery horse gettin' away from you again?
Ls this barnyard big enough for the both of us?
Ls this barnyard big enough for the both of us?
Lt ain't over till the fat man sings!
Lt ain't over till the fat man sings!
Lt can't be!
Lt can't be!
Lt doesn't feel dangerous at all.
Lt doesn't feel dangerous at all.
Lt doesn't take a cow to figure out...
Lt doesn't take a cow to figure out...
Lt is still my property! Now get!
Lt is still my property! Now get!
Lt just it seems like all the other horses...
Lt just it seems like all the other horses...
Lt must be Slim and the Willies.
Lt must be Slim and the Willies.
Lt tasted a lot better in my sleep.
Lt tasted a lot better in my sleep.
Lt's a gunfight!
Lt's a gunfight!
Lt's a real shame. lt is.
Lt's a real shame. lt is.
Lt's Alameda Slim!
Lt's Alameda Slim!
Lt's Buck!
Lt's Buck!
Lt's great to be here in Patch of Heaven.
Lt's great to be here in Patch of Heaven.
Lt's hero time!
Lt's hero time!
Lt's kind of like a professional courtesy.
Lt's kind of like a professional courtesy.
Lt's me. Hello?
Lt's me. Hello?
Lt's not like they haven't seen a cow before.
Lt's not like they haven't seen a cow before.
Lt's not like your farm...
Lt's not like your farm...
Lt's payback time.
Lt's payback time.
Lt's perfectly safe. Quiet as a farm at milkin' time.
Lt's perfectly safe. Quiet as a farm at milkin' time.
Lt's Slim! l got Slim! Rico's gonna be so proud of me!
Lt's Slim! l got Slim! Rico's gonna be so proud of me!
Lt's time l gave you more responsibility on the farm.
Lt's time l gave you more responsibility on the farm.
LUCKY JACK: ''So it was that Alameda Slim...
LUCKY JACK: ''So it was that Alameda Slim...
LUCKY JACK: So what's the plan?
LUCKY JACK: So what's the plan?
LUCKY JACK: This happens all the time.
LUCKY JACK: This happens all the time.
LUCKY JACK: Yee haw!
LUCKY JACK: Yee haw!
Machine?
Machine?
Maggie does so love your singing.
Maggie does so love your singing.
Maggie, for the last time...
Maggie, for the last time...
Maggie, may l be frank?
Maggie, may l be frank?
Maggie, that's enough. The minute this lets up...
Maggie, that's enough. The minute this lets up...
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie! Grace! Leave that poor animal alone.
Maggie! Grace! Leave that poor animal alone.
Maggie! Mrs. Caloway! Snap out of it!
Maggie! Mrs. Caloway! Snap out of it!
Maggie. Maggie. Maggie.
Maggie. Maggie. Maggie.
Maggie's some fun, isn't she?
Maggie's some fun, isn't she?
MAGGlE: After that...
MAGGlE: After that...
MAGGlE: Ah ha ha ha ha!
MAGGlE: Ah ha ha ha ha!
MAGGlE: Ah ha ha ha ha!
MAGGlE: Ah ha ha ha ha!
MAGGlE: Cattle drive. Told ya.
MAGGlE: Cattle drive. Told ya.
MAGGlE: Hey! A dairy farm?
MAGGlE: Hey! A dairy farm?
MAGGlE: Home on the range.
MAGGlE: Home on the range.
MAGGlE: l'm gonna get you for this.
MAGGlE: l'm gonna get you for this.
MAGGlE: Let's go get Slim.
MAGGlE: Let's go get Slim.
MAGGlE: lt's a farm auction, ladies.
MAGGlE: lt's a farm auction, ladies.
MAGGlE: OK, who's up for a game of tin can tag?
MAGGlE: OK, who's up for a game of tin can tag?
MAGGlE: Ooh!
MAGGlE: Ooh!
MAGGlE: Somehow, they stole the whole herd...
MAGGlE: Somehow, they stole the whole herd...
MAGGlE: Stallion of the Cim moron.
MAGGlE: Stallion of the Cim moron.
MAGGlE: That must be the sheriff's office.
MAGGlE: That must be the sheriff's office.
MAGGlE: We made it, girls! We made it!
MAGGlE: We made it, girls! We made it!
MAN: Hey, sheriff!
MAN: Hey, sheriff!
Maybe she wasn't an art lover.
Maybe she wasn't an art lover.
Maybe they just didn't like your singing.
Maybe they just didn't like your singing.
Maybe they just don't like your singing.
Maybe they just don't like your singing.
Maybe we came at a bad time.
Maybe we came at a bad time.
Maybe we can help each other.
Maybe we can help each other.
Maybe we should just go our separate ways.
Maybe we should just go our separate ways.
Might as well give him the key to my safe.
Might as well give him the key to my safe.
Mm huh. Ow! Yow!
Mm huh. Ow! Yow!
Mmm? Ohh...
Mmm? Ohh...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mom!
Mom!
Mother of mercy. ls this the end of Rico?
Mother of mercy. ls this the end of Rico?
Move it, Bessie, or l'll tan your hides right here.
Move it, Bessie, or l'll tan your hides right here.
Move it, Bessie! Get in there!
Move it, Bessie! Get in there!
Move it, sister! Hero passing on the left!
Move it, sister! Hero passing on the left!
Move, ladies! Move!
Move, ladies! Move!
Mr. Weaseley, let me present...
Mr. Weaseley, let me present...
Mr. Weaseley, my money, if you please.
Mr. Weaseley, my money, if you please.
MRS. CALOWAY: Look, there's a star on that door!
MRS. CALOWAY: Look, there's a star on that door!
MRS. CALOWAY: Oh, it's Buck!
MRS. CALOWAY: Oh, it's Buck!
MRS. CALOWAY: They appear to be domesticated.
MRS. CALOWAY: They appear to be domesticated.
MRS. CALOWAY: This has Buck written all over it.
MRS. CALOWAY: This has Buck written all over it.
MRS. CALOWAY: Well, l take my hat off to you, Jack.
MRS. CALOWAY: Well, l take my hat off to you, Jack.
MRS. CALOWAY: You know, Grace...
MRS. CALOWAY: You know, Grace...
Mrs. Caloway! Oh! Mrs. Caloway! Mrs. Calo
Mrs. Caloway! Oh! Mrs. Caloway! Mrs. Calo
Nah, doesn't ring a bell.
Nah, doesn't ring a bell.
Never knew a pretty lady that didn't have an appetite.
Never knew a pretty lady that didn't have an appetite.
No applause and trophies here, l'm afraid.
No applause and trophies here, l'm afraid.
No good woman should ever use.
No good woman should ever use.
No, it can't be.
No, it can't be.
No, no, no, wait! Hey, come back! No!
No, no, no, wait! Hey, come back! No!
No, no. Aud Audrey.
No, no. Aud Audrey.
No, you don't understand...
No, you don't understand...
Nobody messes with Pearl's girls!
Nobody messes with Pearl's girls!
Not bad for one night's work.
Not bad for one night's work.
Not exactly what l had in mind, but this'll work.
Not exactly what l had in mind, but this'll work.
Now is not the time to get all scatterbrained and flaky.
Now is not the time to get all scatterbrained and flaky.
Now let me just get this on the fire...
Now let me just get this on the fire...
Now listen up.
Now listen up.
Now that all his cash cows have disappeared...
Now that all his cash cows have disappeared...
Now we're talkin'!
Now we're talkin'!
Now you get, before l start using words...
Now you get, before l start using words...
Now, don't everybody speak at one time.
Now, don't everybody speak at one time.
Now, don't look at me so crossly.
Now, don't look at me so crossly.
Now, if you'll all pardon me...
Now, if you'll all pardon me...
Now, l put on my hat...
Now, l put on my hat...
Now, l'm no professional...
Now, l'm no professional...
Now, let's not play the shame and blame game.
Now, let's not play the shame and blame game.
Now, that's entirely possible! Yo!
Now, that's entirely possible! Yo!
Now, that's the first good idea you've ever had.
Now, that's the first good idea you've ever had.
Now, the fair is two weeks away.
Now, the fair is two weeks away.
Now, tut tut. No mushy good byes, my little ones.
Now, tut tut. No mushy good byes, my little ones.
Now, you watch it there, toots!
Now, you watch it there, toots!
O'Del's the name, foreclosure's the game.
O'Del's the name, foreclosure's the game.
Of all the ill conceived i
Of all the ill conceived i
Of catching Slim in the first place.
Of catching Slim in the first place.
Of course l did. Gil must've just miscounted, that's all.
Of course l did. Gil must've just miscounted, that's all.
Oh, Buck, this ain't no Dodge City...
Oh, Buck, this ain't no Dodge City...
Oh, Buck!
Oh, Buck!
Oh, but they are coming back.
Oh, but they are coming back.
Oh, come on, Caloway.
Oh, come on, Caloway.
Oh, come on! Look, cut me a break.
Oh, come on! Look, cut me a break.
Oh, come on! Ow! Oof!
Oh, come on! Ow! Oof!
Oh, good, l'm not too late.
Oh, good, l'm not too late.
Oh, hello. Let me guess. You're a Taurus.
Oh, hello. Let me guess. You're a Taurus.
Oh, hey, how's it going?
Oh, hey, how's it going?
Oh, hey! Hey! Hey, cows! Cows! Oof!
Oh, hey! Hey! Hey, cows! Cows! Oof!
Oh, howdy, Morse. What you got there?
Oh, howdy, Morse. What you got there?
Oh, look out, Buck.
Oh, look out, Buck.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! lt's the Morning Express!
Oh, no! lt's the Morning Express!
Oh, no! They tricked us and deserted us!
Oh, no! They tricked us and deserted us!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no, no. No.
Oh, no. No, no, no. No.
Oh, no. Not the hat.
Oh, no. Not the hat.
Oh, now, see here, you ruffian
Oh, now, see here, you ruffian
Oh, probably check out the Grand Canyon.
Oh, probably check out the Grand Canyon.
Oh, that is a sensible idea.
Oh, that is a sensible idea.
Oh, the ever punctual Mr. Weaseley.
Oh, the ever punctual Mr. Weaseley.
Oh, they seem like nice guys. Maybe they can help us.
Oh, they seem like nice guys. Maybe they can help us.
Oh, this is a fine kettle of fish.
Oh, this is a fine kettle of fish.
Oh, this isn't a trick! lt's a miracle! Come on!
Oh, this isn't a trick! lt's a miracle! Come on!
Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl.
Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl.
Oh, uh, let's not forget who we're talkin' 'bout.
Oh, uh, let's not forget who we're talkin' 'bout.
Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am. l thought you were the blonde.
Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am. l thought you were the blonde.
Oh, wake up and smell the alfalfa! lt's perfect!
Oh, wake up and smell the alfalfa! lt's perfect!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you'll have to excuse her. She's just a little tense.
Oh, you'll have to excuse her. She's just a little tense.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! [Banging]
Oh! [Banging]
Oh! Flash flood!
Oh! Flash flood!
Oh! Get away from there! Aah!
Oh! Get away from there! Aah!
Oh! Hey, what gives?!
Oh! Hey, what gives?!
Oh! Maggie!
Oh! Maggie!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Uhh!
Oh! Uhh!
Oh! We've no reason to believe...
Oh! We've no reason to believe...
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. The call of duty.
Oh. The call of duty.
Ohh, oh, no. No, no, no.
Ohh, oh, no. No, no, no.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh! lt's still me!
Ohh! lt's still me!
Ohh. Sorry. Heh.
Ohh. Sorry. Heh.
Ohh. Teaching pigs to throw food.
Ohh. Teaching pigs to throw food.
Ohh. What kind of sheriff's office is that?
Ohh. What kind of sheriff's office is that?
Ohh...
Ohh...
Ohh...great.
Ohh...great.
Ohh...oh!
Ohh...oh!
Ohhh...
Ohhh...
Ohhhh! Oof!
Ohhhh! Oof!
OK, everyone, big smiles!
OK, everyone, big smiles!
OK, everyone, big smiles!
OK, everyone, big smiles!
OK, maybe you can.
OK, maybe you can.
OK, thanks, buddy! l owe you one!
OK, thanks, buddy! l owe you one!
Ollie, l don't know what's worse
Ollie, l don't know what's worse
On Patch of Heaven?
On Patch of Heaven?
On the auction block this morning.
On the auction block this morning.
Once he catches his man, that's when the horsewhip comes out...
Once he catches his man, that's when the horsewhip comes out...
Once upon a time, l had a home on the range.
Once upon a time, l had a home on the range.
Once you collect the reward, l'll walk out your front gate...
Once you collect the reward, l'll walk out your front gate...
One of the horses get tired.
One of the horses get tired.
Only if you let me wear the hat.
Only if you let me wear the hat.
Only if you let me wear the hat.
Only if you let me wear the hat.
Oof! Oof! Oof! Aah! Unh!
Oof! Oof! Oof! Aah! Unh!
Ooh, dairy cows!
Ooh, dairy cows!
Ooh, sounds pretty exciting. What kind of business?
Ooh, sounds pretty exciting. What kind of business?
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Or his scent is getting stronger.
Or his scent is getting stronger.
Or knowing that that my girls are lost and alone out there.
Or knowing that that my girls are lost and alone out there.
Or maybe l just figured out who the real heroes are!
Or maybe l just figured out who the real heroes are!
Or me, either, for that matter.
Or me, either, for that matter.
Over those with less than perfect pitch.
Over those with less than perfect pitch.
Ow! Aah!
Ow! Aah!
Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you...
Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you...
Pearl, your cows can't do much with Slim's reward money.
Pearl, your cows can't do much with Slim's reward money.
PEARL: l am sorry, girls.
PEARL: l am sorry, girls.
PEARL: Now, l want y'all to make her feel right at home.
PEARL: Now, l want y'all to make her feel right at home.
PEARL: Oh, now, don't you worry, Abner.
PEARL: Oh, now, don't you worry, Abner.
PEARL: Three time winner of the Golden Udder Award...
PEARL: Three time winner of the Golden Udder Award...
Perfect time for a certain upstanding land owner...
Perfect time for a certain upstanding land owner...
Perfect. Pencil it in.
Perfect. Pencil it in.
Perhaps we'll dine with you some other time.
Perhaps we'll dine with you some other time.
Philistine!
Philistine!
PHlL: lt's called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
PHlL: lt's called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
PHlL: Pick a color.
PHlL: Pick a color.
PHlL: There's one up there!
PHlL: There's one up there!
Piggies, it's time to open up a can of whoop hide!
Piggies, it's time to open up a can of whoop hide!
Piggies, why can't you leave Jeb alone?
Piggies, why can't you leave Jeb alone?
Pleasure doing business with you.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Pleasure doing business with you. Heh heh heh.
Pleasure doing business with you. Heh heh heh.
PlGGlES: Can hog! Can hog!
PlGGlES: Can hog! Can hog!
Poor old Abner couldn't afford to keep the place...
Poor old Abner couldn't afford to keep the place...
Protecting my investments is what l pay this fellow for.
Protecting my investments is what l pay this fellow for.
Put up your dukes, Mr. Fancy Britches.
Put up your dukes, Mr. Fancy Britches.
Quiet, you fools. We've got work to do.
Quiet, you fools. We've got work to do.
Quit staring.
Quit staring.
Rico, if you'd just been a second earlier...
Rico, if you'd just been a second earlier...
Rico. [Laughs]
Rico. [Laughs]
Rico's going to see you to the border...
Rico's going to see you to the border...
Rico's saddle! l'm wearing Rico's saddle!
Rico's saddle! l'm wearing Rico's saddle!
Ridin' with Rico, cleanin' up the west.
Ridin' with Rico, cleanin' up the west.
Right down to her appalling bodily eruptions.
Right down to her appalling bodily eruptions.
Right out from under our noses...
Right out from under our noses...
Right this way, little lady.
Right this way, little lady.
Roadhogs!
Roadhogs!
Roger dodger, out like the wind!
Roger dodger, out like the wind!
Saloon gals sing.
Saloon gals sing.
Sam, this is my home.
Sam, this is my home.
Sam, uh...
Sam, uh...
Say, what is this you've got jammed up in your ear?
Say, what is this you've got jammed up in your ear?
Secret weapon?
Secret weapon?
See Utah before l die.
See Utah before l die.
See you back at the farm, girls!
See you back at the farm, girls!
See, Junior, we're old friends!
See, Junior, we're old friends!
Seven hundred and fifty of 'em.
Seven hundred and fifty of 'em.
Shaman, chef, chief cook, and bottle washer.
Shaman, chef, chief cook, and bottle washer.
She better hurry up around that mountain...
She better hurry up around that mountain...
She risked her life for us, and who are we but strangers?
She risked her life for us, and who are we but strangers?
She would be devastated if she found us missing.
She would be devastated if she found us missing.
She'll be OK.
She'll be OK.
She's heh heh she's a bit headstrong.
She's heh heh she's a bit headstrong.
She's right.
She's right.
SHERlFF: lt's a whole new shootin' match now, Pearl.
SHERlFF: lt's a whole new shootin' match now, Pearl.
SHERlFF: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Dagnabit, Buck!
SHERlFF: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Dagnabit, Buck!
Shh. We are not following this wagon, and that is final.
Shh. We are not following this wagon, and that is final.
Shoot, you got to be the richest land baron in the west.
Shoot, you got to be the richest land baron in the west.
Shut up, you greenhorns!
Shut up, you greenhorns!
Shut up! Ahem.
Shut up! Ahem.
Sign this deed, and the property is all yours.
Sign this deed, and the property is all yours.
Singing? That didn't sound like singing to me.
Singing? That didn't sound like singing to me.
Slim and the Willies?
Slim and the Willies?
Slim! You mean this no good varmint...
Slim! You mean this no good varmint...
Slim? Oh ho ho ho!
Slim? Oh ho ho ho!
SLlM: l said, not bad for one night's work.
SLlM: l said, not bad for one night's work.
SLlM: Much obliged, sheriff.
SLlM: Much obliged, sheriff.
SLlM: OK, boys, let's go through it one last time.
SLlM: OK, boys, let's go through it one last time.
SLlM: OK, everybody make way...
SLlM: OK, everybody make way...
SLlM: Where you going? Ho yah! Hyah!
SLlM: Where you going? Ho yah! Hyah!
So l'll say it again.
So l'll say it again.
So long, Pearl. You take care, now.
So long, Pearl. You take care, now.
So long, sucker! Ha ha!
So long, sucker! Ha ha!
So say good bye to your farm, girls, because Slim is mine.
So say good bye to your farm, girls, because Slim is mine.
So shall l, Grace.
So shall l, Grace.
So that nothing else goes wrong.
So that nothing else goes wrong.
So you think you got the drop on me...
So you think you got the drop on me...
So, run along, and take your can with you.
So, run along, and take your can with you.
So, Slim, what do you say we get a move on...
So, Slim, what do you say we get a move on...
So, who else is out there?
So, who else is out there?
So, you think you got the drop on me?
So, you think you got the drop on me?
Sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del!
Sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del!
Sold! All property and livestock...
Sold! All property and livestock...
Sold! All property and livestock...
Sold! All property and livestock...
Songbirds sing.
Songbirds sing.
Sooner or later, all these paths will hook up, and then...
Sooner or later, all these paths will hook up, and then...
Sorry. Still stakin' out your quarry, huh?
Sorry. Still stakin' out your quarry, huh?
Speakin' of which, that's me.
Speakin' of which, that's me.
Stay cool. Ha ha ha! lt's hero time.
Stay cool. Ha ha ha! lt's hero time.
Stealthy, sure footed in any terrain...
Stealthy, sure footed in any terrain...
Step lightly, girls.
Step lightly, girls.
Stop right there, Sam.
Stop right there, Sam.
Strutting around with your vulgar show cow behavior.
Strutting around with your vulgar show cow behavior.
Sure you were.
Sure you were.
Take a look at your new home.
Take a look at your new home.
Take him away, boys! Hope you like stripes.
Take him away, boys! Hope you like stripes.
Take it easy. This ain't no rodeo.
Take it easy. This ain't no rodeo.
Tch. Don't they have sarcasm where you come from?
Tch. Don't they have sarcasm where you come from?
Tck tck. [Screech]
Tck tck. [Screech]
Telegram!
Telegram!
Tell 'em Junior sent you.
Tell 'em Junior sent you.
Tense. What's her specialty, sour cream?
Tense. What's her specialty, sour cream?
Thank you for your input, but
Thank you for your input, but
Thanks to the meanest bunch of cattle rustlers in the west
Thanks to the meanest bunch of cattle rustlers in the west
Thanks, Mrs. C. l'll make you proud.
Thanks, Mrs. C. l'll make you proud.
That cows can catch an outlaw.
That cows can catch an outlaw.
That guy, for instance.
That guy, for instance.
That horse is a legend in his own mind.
That horse is a legend in his own mind.
That l've ever had the pleasure to call partner Rico.
That l've ever had the pleasure to call partner Rico.
That Maggie and Grace will need someone...
That Maggie and Grace will need someone...
That poor sap's gonna be flat broke.
That poor sap's gonna be flat broke.
That sure took the starch right out of me.
That sure took the starch right out of me.
That was the best dang show we ever had!
That was the best dang show we ever had!
That you could win big money
That you could win big money
That's not all you got, Maggie. You got us.
That's not all you got, Maggie. You got us.
That's our can, and Jeb took it.
That's our can, and Jeb took it.
That's Rico...
That's Rico...

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