Trevor Phillips Soundboard Edit

And I think we both know you want me!

Fucking perfect!..

How's it going porkchop?

I love things

I think you should give up the comfort eating

Just think of all the angry revenge sex!!

Let's do this, ya fucks!

Let's go save America!

Look at me best shape of my life

Marry me be done with this!

Mine ain't nothing special but this boy gets the jo..

Moron

New city, same idiots

New in town, let's party

NO!

Not very fucking nice

Oh baby we are made for each other!

Oh I love you! oh let me take you away..

Oh my n word what's up homie?

Oh Sweet Jesus

Oh, you really suck

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up! Thank you

Thank you

That will be my pleasure

We got options baby

What's your problem fatso?

Why do I give a fuck?

You making uncle T very happyy

You need help! We both do!

You wanna be a greedy fucking cow?

You're a menace!!

You're fucking dead!

You're large! my friend!

You're like every other asshole

You're the craziest chick I've ever met!!