Prank Call Dr Phil Soundboard Edit

Am I here?

And I hope you get asked cancer and die, you son of a bitch. I'll cut your throat. I'll come to your house and kill your children.

And I want you to start having a gay relationship.

And let me just be honest with you.

Are you having sex?

Are you mad?

Are you nuts?

Do you realize that this is a big problem?

Do you understand at all what I'm saying?

Doctor Phil.

Does it sound like a logical thing to do?

Fair enough.

Get over it.

Gotta run.

Hello.

How's it going?

I didn't do anything wrong.

I don't believe that's true at all.

I don't know anything.

I just wanted to call and remind you, you don't matter.

I want you to start living as a gay woman.

Maybe.

No.

OK.

Quit being mad at me and just love me again.

Remember what I said.

So do you have like a job?

So how are you doing overall?

So what do you think you ought to do?

So you've been spending 2040 and in $60.00 a week.

Stephanie.

Tell me how that's a good deal for you.

That's a load of crap.

That's OK.

This is a big deal.

This is going to be a changing day in your life.

Vincent.

Well, how does that sound to you?

Well, let me ask you something.

What are the things that you're most ashamed of?

What do I do?

What do you do?

What do you want from me today?

What I'm telling you here is.

What is the problem?

What the hell are you thinking?

Whatever.

Where are you from?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

You are divorced, right?

You don't have the right to do that.

You have how many children at home?

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