Deadpool - Marvel Soundboard Edit

Again with the stupidity.

Again. And this is where she keeps the.

Ah.

All right already.

Alright, I got it now.

And in other news, you're fucking dead.

And not for already.

Are you a he or she?

Are you flirting with me?

Are you stuck in there?

Are you trying to say underwear?

Aren't you some generic D hole that nobody cares about?

Argh!

Awesome.

Blah blah blah Diddy blah blah.

Boom.

Booty.

Breakfast food.

Chimichanga.

Come on baby, we can still work this out.

Come on, don't hate.

Come on, don't you have balls to lick?

Come on, let's talk about this.

Deadpool.

Deadpool.

Do I need to hold your hand?

Don't do that again.

Don't you know I'm Logo?

Feeling pretty shitty here.

Fine then.

Game over.

Genosha.

God.

Going to vomit.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hang on.

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite girl?

Hello.

Hey again, little buddy.

Hey hot tits, the pipe I was offering gives way more pleasure.

Hey man, it's me, Deadpool.

Hey there, Captain Douche.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, I was just running around my game and all of a sudden I noticed that some shit was fucked up. What's up with that?

Hey, it's me.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi names Deadpool.

Hi, names Deadpool. Perhaps you've heard of me?

Hopefully when we wake up, you'll be gone.

How about you?

How are we today?

How many bullets are in your head so far?

How?

I call this the part where you die.

I can't take it anymore.

I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?

I don't think so.

I get the feeling someone is watching us.

I guess you could say this is a metaphor for all the messed up shit in my head.

I hate waiting.

I hate waiting.

I think he went into the cheap motel room across the street.

I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I'm hilarious, so don't hate.

I want pizza.

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 9.

I'm back.

I'm Deadpool.

I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new weight loss technique, dismemberment.

I'm hungry.

I'm kind of kind of losing it here.

I'm not really crying.

I'm not really hungry but.

I'm not really hungry.

I'm talking to you.

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one dude enjoys?

Is that who I think it is?

Is this a list of things I did to your mom last night?

It had nothing to do with politics. I just don't like.

It is I.

It's me.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

It's party time.

It's payback time, you phasing son of a bitch.

It's so loud I could barely hear myself think.

It's totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because what's his name Fell over to that other guy and we were al...

Just press the damn button.

KDS Clown.

Knock it off.

Let me tell you something about the future. It's either something you plan for or something you just don't fucking have.

Let the games begin.

Loser.

Mark.

Mommy, that hurt.

Nah, just kidding.

Naked chicks.

Nathan Christopher Charles Summers.

No way.

No.

Not even with two bags over your head, sweetheart.

Not helping my stomach.

Not sure if you knew, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Ohh baby, you're the only one for me.

Ohh my tummy hurts.

Ohh really?

Ohh yeah, you look like you need a beating.

Ohh you got daddy issues.

Ohh, Daddy likes.

OK.

OK. I'll let you touch it, but you can't tell anybody, OK.

Once my TV didn't work, so I kicked it and it started working again. I'm sorry I said that.

Only then may I claim my treasure.

Outstanding.

Pay close attention, OK? Because I'm only gonna kill you once.

Pepperoni.

Peter.

Pizza Taco.

Ready to see how long we can last?

Schizophrenia beats being alone, am I right? Yep, you got.

Screaming 4

Seriously. Again. That's four Times Now.

Shit.

Should we do Italian or Mexican?

Shut up.

Snoring

Snoring 2

So how's the ball looking coming along?

So.

Sometimes I let my guns do the talking and boy are they chat.

Sorry.

Spread it on.

Summers.

Surprise.

Sweet Mama.

Swords don't kill people. I kill people.

Take it off slowly, slower.

Thanks.

That remains to be seen. My disembodied host.

That's four Times Now.

That's it. That's all you got for me up here, you KDS clown. Come on, bitch.

That's my girl.

That's OK.

The hell are you talking about, woman?

The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list.

There you go.

There's no time to explain, but we gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

They need help and a pony.

Think on that while I shoot you.

This is boring.

This is pissing me off.

This is what I think it is. Jackpot.

This is your fault. Fix it.

This sucks.

Time to wake up.

Two extra slices for just 999.

Wade, Wilson.

Wait, wait, wait, what? Who?

Was it something I said?

We gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

We just had this weirdest dream where this person was controlling my every move and now fuck.

We need therapy.

Welcome to Loserville population.

Were you watching me sleep this whole time?

What rhymes with guns?

What the fuck?

What the?

What took you so long?

What's up?

Whatever you're doing, it ain't work.

Whatever.

When I told you to blow me, this is not what I had in mind.

Who are you?

Why is this happening?

Why?

Wow, this is really, really freaky. I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?

Yahoo. I'm back.

Yeah, I'll just hang here for a while.

Yeah, No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm kind of kind of losing it here.

Yeah. Ohh. Jenner. Jenner. Jenner. Jenner, Jenner.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

Yes.

Yes.

You asked for this?

You believe this?

You got that thing I sent?

You got time for a hot make out sesh.

You guys see a cute girl walk by here who seems like she might be into a dude who's horribly disfigured yet great in bed.

You have to practice being stupid.

You know what Daddy likes?

You know what I think?

You know what's really cool?

You know, sometimes I wish I could see the world like everybody else.

You look a little. What's the word I'm looking for here? Stop.

You look like an avocado. Had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado, Yeah.

You run ammo.

You suck.

You want mustard with.

You want to be a little more specific, please.

30 minutes or less, my ass.

ああ。

ああっ。

ああはあ。 ああ。

あっ、あっ。

あはあ。

うわー。

ええ？

にゃー。