Deadpool 2 | The Trailer Edit

Actually, that may have been me.

Ahh!

And launching it in space

And that is why Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

And young enough to carry their own franchise

But I can't do this alone.

But if you want to fight for what's right,

Dopinder, start the fucking car!

For 10 to 12 years.

Fuck it, they probably won't even make a three.

God, I wish I finished college.

Hey! Start the car! Start the car!

I ain't letting Cable kill this kid.

I was rounding up all the gluten in the world

It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

Mmm.

Move or die.

My name's Cable, I'm here for the kid.

Now let's go get our fuck on.

Sometimes you have to fight dirty.

Sorry I'm late.

Stop at two. You killed it.

Strong thighs.

Tell me they got that in slow motion.

We need them tough, morally flexible

We're going to form a super duper fuckin' group.

What in the fucksickle is this?

What? The kid?

Where it can't not hurt us ever again.

X Force.

Yeah, why would they?

You're a lot smarter than I look.

You're absolutely right.

Boop. Can you speak up?

Devil may care attitude. (CHUCKLES)

is pure pornography. Huh.

Whoo! Oh, I shit my pants.

You're living the dreams, DP. Yeah.

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING SOFTLY)

(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT ROCK BALLAD PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)