Bill Hicks Soundboard Edit

Come on irons that ratio fucking sadist

Find cigarette RM far in share it

Fuckin dreamer man but i'm not the only one

Glad christians wear crosses around their necks nice sentiment but you think when jesus comes back he's really going to want to look at across

Hey buddy come here hey mister comedian come here hey buddy were christians we don't like what she said I said and forgive me

I could sell shoes again

I have taken drugs before and uh I had a real good time

I mean if a guy is on a dance floor really getting into it and join himself expressing himself what does it matter how he is in bed he's gay

I quit smoking if I didn't think i'd become one of you

I'm pro life

Ian knowledge of command I just had a fun idea

Not one human being excluded not one we could as one race explore outer space together in peace forever thank you very much your great

Say the words gotta nonsmokers kind where you're smoking then just walk up to

She can't come in she was ninety eight she was hit by a bus there's options

Shit man I get pulled over by the cops i'd be so drunk i'd be out dancing to their lights thinking i'd made it to another club

Time To Evolve

Which like to dance you know like yeah you read my mind you know

Yeah no it's not why should our lives be threatened by your nasty habit yang yang yang

You know if you play new kids on the block albums backwards they sound better given that edge there messing you know put some hair on their balls