Bill Wurtz Sound Effects Soundboard Edit

Bread.

Can I reach for the stars? No, I can't.

Colonization.

Don't be good to your neighbor. Don't be good to your neighbor. Just kill them.

Earth.

Electricity makes things turn.

Get out of here.

Go back to where you.

Gross insides.

Guess I'll stare at the wall

Hello I'm a piece of garbage.

Hello.

Here's a bowl in case you.

Hi, bye.

I know, but I can't say.

I was wondering how to feel.

I'm a loser.

I'm on my.

I'm ready.

In.

Is not Christmas.

Just let me sleep on a pile of clothes.

La La La La La La La La.

Let's get home. Up.

No.

Raindrops are poisonous.

Shut up.

Sing me a song.

Skip to my Lou. Skip to maloo. Skip to Manu because it's got poison in it.

This is my.

This is where I make my things new.

We are humans, we are humans, and we've come to take you away.

Whatever.

Yeah. Yes.

これえっと。

ジェー。

ムームー。

結構。