Presidents Soundboard Edit

He's your president too

I woke up the president I told him we were under attack by the russians

It should be obvious to you that if anybody wanted to kill the president he could do a beautiful job of it right from this window of yours

It's not just a man it's the president

Mr president i'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat

No wonder your president has to be an actor he's gotta look good on television

Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the united states is the food

Okay go ahead try and get the president of the united states on the phone

Perhaps it might be better mr president if you were more concerned with the american people than with your image in the history books

President business is gonna end the world but he's such a good guy

Psst! mr president you gonna let that lousy commie punk vomit all over us like this

Thank you america it was fun being president

The president kill the president they can't they couldn't do a thing like that

They're planning to assassinate the president which president the president of the united states he arrives here this afternoon

To me being a gangster was better than being president of the united states

Tonight at five o'clock I kill the president and one second after five there's a new president what changes nothin'

Who the hell is john f kennedy

Yeah yeah I never killed a president before