Idiocracy Soundboard Edit

After several hours Joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.

And if you could just go ahead and like put your tattoo that shit this thing has the same Miss printers at magazine. What are the odds? Where is your tattoo tattoo? Why don't you have this?

And there was a time in this country long time ago when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories. So you care who's asked it was ...

Aptitude test #how many buckets do you have

Are we on base base there? I'll base your ass on my first, face, ass, shut up.

Are we on base or base or ask? How much first face ass got up?

Are you ready for some car on car action? Yes.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point natural selection. The process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a pro...

Bria built very haveli rehab elation. Well you keep trying to read that word. You a fag fag your face.

But then in even greater force emerged the UN at the en UN not see the world forever.

Can go find his home.

Can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

Can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

Carl's Junior. Fuck you I'm eating.

Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a Lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on Irongate, but thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine wor...

Do I got time to use the bathroom? Haha.

Do you think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Hadn't thought of that. Now you know why you built that bomb.

Enjoy your Extra Big Ass Fries.

Enjoy your extra burger frauds. Give me no fries. I got an empty box. Would you like another extra burger fraud? I said I didn't get any thank you. Your account has been charged. Your balance is 0....

Everybody gets. This is how I was going to die.

Excuse me, I think this might be Gatorade or something I was just looking for some regular water water. Yeah, you mean like in the toilet or 4th just drink.

Follow me upstairs like now right now, but should I train. This guy I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.

For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops. Is this brondo stuff the Broncos go with plants crave. It's got electrolytes. So wait a minute, what you're saying is that you want us t...

For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops. Is this brondo stuff the Broncos got? What plants crave. It's got electrolytes. So wait a minute, what you're saying is that you want us...

Frito can you get me over there? No, you fucking moron to the rehabilitation place.

Girl yeah, so when we gonna do it 'cause you've been charging me by the hour and it's been like 3 days. Oh yes, so maybe soon have you know what? Why don't you come back tomorrow. You you baby you ...

Gotta understand that upgrades been dead for a long time now. Yeah man, but you said there was a time machine, right? Yeah, yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past, but t...

He tried taking water from toilets, but it's secretary. Not sure who finds himself in the toilet. Male and his history pulls down his pants and prepares to lower its ass on not sure's head. It will...

He's gonna fix the economy! #terry crews #camacho #president #economy #fix our problems #politics

Hey as ang SA.

Hey she not putting out uh no she is. We are. We already did it. Yeah he was great. OK hey couple us guys were wondering we go family style honor I yeah probably not right now. We should focus on t...

Hey, come on, Joe already told you we'd all like a hand job, but we don't have time for it.

Hey, how much farther is it? I like far.

Hey, how much farther is it? Light bar?

Hey, you want us to come along and make sure she puts out no thanks I can handle it.

Hey. How's it hanging SA?

Hi excuse me, I'm I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today. Sir you're in the wrong line. Dumb ass over there. I'm sorry. I am in a big dumb asses sorry. Hey let this dumb ass through.

I came here net prosecutor why you think you've done it? OK, number one your honor. Just look at him. Do dogs like abide to be? We've got all this like evidence of how like this guy didn't even pay...

I give ya my word, he's gonna fix the dust storms too, and I give ya my word, he's gonna fiiiiiix the ecomony too, and he's sooo smart, he's gonna do it all in one week.

I like money, though I like money.

I Like Money2

I'm a Secretary of State or 2 by Carl 's junior why do you keep saying that 'cause they pay me every time I do it's a really good way to make money so smart once you know that.

I'm a Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Junior. Why do you keep saying that 'cause they pay me every time I do, it's a really good way to make money so smart once you know that.

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Joe had awakened to a world in crisis, the economy was in a state of deep neglect. A great Dust Bowl had ravaged food supplies and the number one movie in the country was called ass and that's all ...

Joe stated his case logically and passionately #effeminate voice #big gales of stupid laughter #adequate legal representation #stiff sentence #guilty

Just done what are you objectifying on? Come on just give me understanding. OK um your honor I object that this guy also broke my apartment it's yeah yeah and you know now I object that he's not go...

Ladies and gentlemen.

Let the rehabilition begin.

Listen, I told these people that you were smart, OK, so Wack Smart Smart like you owe all The Time Machine. I wanna go home. I don't talk like that. I don't talk like that shit. I thought there was...

Listen, I told these people that you were smart. OK, so wack smart, smart, like you owe all The Time Machine I wanna go home. I don't talk like that I don't talk like that shit I thought there was ...

Look if you guys are taking me back to that jail. Just go ahead and shoot me 'cause there's no way the fuck, Oh well, what fat.

Lyrics to the violence channel it all new album.

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know, yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a handjob Joe.

Meanwhile, the population exploded and intelligence continued to decline until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with...

Mistrial #your honor I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here #im gonna mistrial my foot up your ass #if you dont shut up #please listen #high five

Next on the violence channel.

No, I'm serious here. Don't worry Scro now there's plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was targeted. She's a pilot now I need for you to be serious for a second he...

Now either lead follow, get out of the way alright? Oh, did you just make that up? Yes I did.

Now that y'all say you ain't got no money, we have proprietarily obtained for you on him. Court appointed lawyer. So put your hands together and give it up for free code.

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Number one, your honor, just look at him #we got all this evidence #number one your honor just look at him #he talks like a fag too #this guy didnt even pay at the hospital #i heard that he doesnt eve

Objection! What are you objectifying home? Come on just give me understanding OK um your Honor I object that this guy also broke my apartment that's yeah yeah and you know what else I object that he..

Oh God damn it. Way to go Fredo.

Oh shit, it's Upgrayedd.

Oh, you just... go away, baitin'!

OK Sir, now we will begin to proceed to obtain your IQ and aptitude tests. What 4K Sir, this is to figure out what your aptitudes good at and get you jail job while you're being a particular indivi...

Or.

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.

Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card document number G 24. LA not sure if you have entered the name not sure is this correct not sure no that's not correct. Th...

Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card document number G 24. LA not sure if you have entered the name not sure is this correct not sure no that's not correct. Th...

Plenty of tards out there #living really kickass lives #my first wife was tarded #shes a pilot now #fag talk

Police, open the door.

Rachel, it'll be this many dollars an if you could just go ahead and like put your tattoo that shit.

Reaville 3 have a light rehab elation. Why you keep trying to read that word? You a fag fag your face.

Runner, pretty sure we have a mistrial here. Sir, I'm going to Mistral my foot up your ass you don't shut up. Please listen please listen.

Says here on your chart that you're fucked up #you talk like a fag #and your shits all retarded #dont wanna sound like a dick

Says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that? Yeah, I'm not guilty that's not what the other lawyer said.

Shit, that's a good deal.

So just goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear and this one goes in your butt home free up asshole my shit hey honestly this one, this one. This one goes in your mouth.

So you an artist or something, yeah, yeah, you do paintings or yeah, paints OK great Boo. What do you paint mostly I don't know just people and fruit and shit?

So you smarh, huh? Thought your head would be bigger.

So you smart, huh? You know to hear would be bigger.

Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Stop no, I'm fixing the commensurate this trial here. We don't see if we can come up with a verdict up in here.

Stop. No. I'm fixing the commensurate this trial here, we go and see if we can come up with a verdict up in here.

Sure, that's a big pile of rocks.

Thank you Velveeta. Well it started off boring and slow with not. You're trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk bla bla bla. You gotta believe me that part of the trial sucked. But ...

That wasn't really part of the deal. OK, I'll throw in another couple billion. Alright, I like money.

The Masturbation Network #keeping america batin for 300 years #and now sweet bang tube #cut me a piece #go away batin #go away bating #keeping america bating for 300 years #oh yeah give me some #cutti

The masturbation network keeping America Bayton for 300 years and now sweet bang tube.

The masturbation network keeping America Bayton for 300 years and now sweet bang tube.

There are 9,726 listings for Upgrayedd #please deposit two thousand dollars #begin connection

Things look bleak for Joe that they were even worse for mankind as Joe and Rita lay dormant the years passed mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Think about it, you know, we just gonna have to figure it out. You know like we did with the crops. But how are we going to figure out about the garbage ambulances and so company or what about the ...

This bear 500 years, Oh Hell, no upgrades on kill me. He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money.

This is gonna be so sad, I hope I don't Cry.

Turns out she charged some guy a lot of money and didn't put out. Don't worry though, we get her out on a work release Horn last as long as you're doing her.

Turns out she charged some guy a lot of money and didn't put out. Don't worry though, we get her out on a work release Horn last as long as you're doing her.

Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help, but the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of Hillbilly Valley girl inner city slang and various crumbs. Joe w...

Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help, but the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of Hillbilly Valley girl inner city slang and various crumbs. Joe w...

Wait a second, we're going to do OK, I know. Here's what we do. We just go to The Time Machine, then when I get back to the past I tell her not to do the experiment. Then she won't even be here. Th...

We seem to be experimenting some technological differences.

We seem to be experimenting some technological differences.

We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you going. Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here in Costco. Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself, Luckily my dad was an al...

Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our 'EXTRA BIG ASS TACO'? Now with more 'MOLECULES'.

Welcome to Carls Junior. Would you like to try our Extra BigAss Tacos, now with more molecules.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Welcome to The Time Machine. We are going to take you back first to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime enslaved Europe and trying to take over the world.

Well, all I know is I better find upgrade before he finds me listen to me upgrade cannot. Find you OK. It's impossible. Oh yeah, yeah, and even if upgrade could somehow magically travel through tim...

Well, all I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it now what the last time you told me not to worry was 500 God damn years ago when you were trying to tell me to get in some sort of tricked ou...

Well, I don't want to sound like a Dick are nothing but says on your chart that you fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded? What I do is just saying thanks, yeah, yeah, I mean l...

Well, I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but says on your chart that you fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded? What I do is just say thank you know you know, I mean...

Why come you don't have a tattoo?

Why me everytime Metzler says lead follow or get out of the way I get out of the way when he says that you're not supposed to choose get out of the way it's supposed to embarrass you in deleting, o...

Yeah, back that thing up hey you mind if I pound on that show what I like having sex with chicks. Yeah yeah I think everybody does freedom not like I do.

Yeah, back that thing up. Hey, you mind if I pound on that. Joe what I like having sex with chicks, yeah, yeah. I think everybody does freedom not like I do.

Yeah, fuck all y'all.

You got hepatitis. Oh, is someone not feeling well? Your illness is very important to us.

You know there was a time in this country when smart people were considered cool well. Maybe not cool. But Smart people did things like built ships and Pyramids and they even went to the moon.

You know you don't have to sleep on the floor if you don't want to. Now I'm I'm all right beside you. I don't think upgraded be too happy about that. You in bed with a stranger.

You thought you could really travel through time, huh? Yeah, I guess I did the smartest guy in the world. You're pretty dumb sometimes.

You're blowing your floors now, please.

Your kids are starving. Carls Junior believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's junior.

'cause of the interest it'll be worth billions of dollars. Oh I like money. Yeah, how many billions like 10 serious talk one time machine cost like 20. Yeah OK 30 Friedel $30 billion thirty billion...