Planes Soundboard Edit

By the way is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane

Etanol sno

Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour

First class private planes

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes

Hey wait a minute that's not a star it's moving too fast probably a 707

I'm a bird! i'm a plane! i'm going too high!

If it were in any better condition it would fly

Mr striker I know nothing about flying but there's one thing I do know you're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it

Oh no what's wrong this isn't a plane this is a canoe with wings! well then get in and start paddling

Rahil stop it with the planes

Small aircraft have such a poor safety record

Star wars

The cockpit! what is it it's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit but that's not important right now

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

The radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing

There aren't any stewardesses I wonder if there are any pilots

There's a big snake in the plane jock!

They bought their tickets they knew what they were getting into I say let them crash

Those babies really can move across the sky

Wassup

Well boys we got three engines out we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule

Well that's a big gamble with a $30 million plane lieutenant

What kind of plane is it oh it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big tylenol

Why don't you try the airlines they are a lot faster and you get a free meal

Yes I mean if we are unable to recall the planes then i'd say that well we're just going to have to help you destroy them dmitri

You know I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war

You owe me a plane you know that right

You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel after you get where you're going take off your shoes and socks then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes