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Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? #john candy #pulled over #speeding #flesh wound #damage #police
Gobble Gobble #thanksgiving gobble #turkey
God dammit #steve martin #anger #frusteration #fucked #rage #screwed
Happy Thanksgiving! #happy thanksgiving #home for thanksgiving #turkeyday #give my love to the family #steve martin #john candy
I have the deal of a lifetime for you #john candy #do you have a minute #selling #making deals
Short and skinny but she's strong! #john candy #steve martin #first baby come out sideways #real trooper #planes trains and automobiles
Thanksgiving Feast #thanksgiving #turkeyday #happy thanksgiving #thanksgiving turkey #thanksgiving dinner #homemade pie #fresh pie
What is your problem? You Insensitive Asshole #help him up #john candy #steve martin #get your car outta here #planes trains and automobiles
Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer #john candy #steve martin #busted #kissing #making out #take a picture
You're a thief; close, Im an Attorney #steve martin #attorney joke #home for the holidays