Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Edit

A sign of what

A splinter

About what what were you dreaming about

Absolutely not

According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes

Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

After you panda

All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me!

All right all right

All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here

All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye

All right! yeah let's go!

All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed

Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2)

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3)

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4)

And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know!

And finally master tigress!

And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke

And here I am saying you got no sense of humor

And I can control where to plant the seed

And it was my pride that blinded me

And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior

And shifu had to destroy what he had created

And the five!

And then he turned bad and now he's in jail

And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene

And what level is that

And when the boy showed talent in kung fu

And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt

Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something

Are we clear

Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me

Are you ready I was born re

Are your students ready

Backwards fist pound

Behold tai lung

Behold the dragon scroll it is yours

Belly Gong!

Big fan!

Blank I don't I don't understand

Bring it up!

Buddy I am the dragon warrior

But a peach cannot defeat tai lung!

But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit!

But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles

But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i

But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's

But how could he

But how how I need your help master

But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will!

But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream!

But if you insist

But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused

But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five

But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake

But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero

But that was before before what before tai lung

But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall

But when oogway said otherwise what did you do

But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior

But who will stop tai lung

But yes you have done awesome

But you will have the one thing that no one else does

Can I do a quadruple back flip

Can I punch through walls

Can we please go now

Can we run now yes

Can you imagine me making tofu tofu

Careful! that soup is sharp

Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis!

Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior!

Come back!

Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient!

Come little one let's find your mama

Come on come on! almost there

Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs

Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style

Come on son let's get back to work

Come on tai lung is on his way here right now

Come with me

Coming!

Confused

Crane height

Crane light the way

Crane!

Crossbows

Crossbows! at the ready!

Cut it!

Dad dad dad it was just a dream

Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail

Disc Of Destruction

Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master!

Don't have to

Don't stand that close I can smell your breath

Don't tell monkey

Don't tempt me

Don't try and stop me

Don't worry about it just go!

Done well done well i've done awesome!

Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now

Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good

Encouraging hug

Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort

Enjoy

Enough talk let's fight!

Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible!

Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage

Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior

Even mantis has those thingies

Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3)

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance

Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll!

Excellent

Except for you mantis you're about the same

Excuse me pardon me sorry

Face iron ox and his blades of death

Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

Finally!

Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine!

Fire crossbows! fire!

Fire!

Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home

Focus focus focus

Forgive us master we have failed you

From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me

Give me the scroll!

Go ahead panda show us what you can do

Go!

Good

Good I can't wait to get started

Good morning master!

Good night, sleep well

Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep

Good to be back

Good to have you back son

Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin

Great

Guys guys I know about tai lung

Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open

Have you finished sight seeing

He actually knows the secret ingredient

He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness

He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared

He has gotten stronger

He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him

He is so mighty!

He traveled the land in search of worthy foes

He tried to take the scroll by force

He wanted the dragon scroll

He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness

He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident

He wasn't just a student

He won't get far archers!

He'll destroy everything and everyone

He's coming this way!

He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that

He's not going to quit is he

He's quit

He's too fast!

Hello

Help him oh dear

Here look

Hey dad

Hey guys

Hey how's it going

Hey tough guy did you hear

Hey watch it!

Hey!

Hey! (2)

Hey! get out of the way!

Hey! maybe I can start with that

Hey! open the door! let me in!

Hi

Hi you're up I am now

Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little

Him who you me

Hit it

How can we repay you

How did I do there is now a level zero

How do you get 5

How do you know you're not looking at her

How how how

How interesting

How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior

How's that

I am very proud to have been your master

I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape

I could use some good news right now

I didn't say anything

I don't know

I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son

I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie

I don't know! I don't know

I don't understand what master oogway was thinking

I don't want your apology I want my scroll!

I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet

I guess so

I have come home master

I have had a vision

I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you

I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen

I just my whole life I dreamed of

I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf

I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that

I know I know you're right I don't have

I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me

I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you!

I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going

I lied I don't dream about noodles dad

I love kung fu!

I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into

I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what

I mean i'm not like the five

I mean you don't belong in the jade palace

I now see that the way to get through to you is with this

I probably loosened it up for you though

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!

I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!

I said you are free to eat have a dumpling

I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom

I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist!

I sense the dragon warrior is among us

I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me could make me not me it was you

I think I just peed a little

I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago

I think there's been a slight mistake everyone seems to think that i'm

I thought we could stop him

I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better

I told you that dream was a sign yeah glad I had it

I understand you eat when you are upset

I vowed to train you and you have been trained you are free to eat

I was beginning to think i'd been forgotten

I was just some day huh

I was thinking maybe I could also sell the bean buns they're about to go bad

I will fight him

I will try

I would rather die

I'll give you a message for your master shifu

I'll tell shifu he has nothing to worry about

I'm a kung fu warrior! me too!

I'm coming at you with crazy feet

I'm feeling a little nauseous!

I'm glad shifu sent you

I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and universe juice

I'm gonna stop tai lung

I'm good i've seen enough

I'm just gonna wait right here

I'm not a big fat panda i'm the big fat panda

I'm not dying you idiot dragon warrior I am simply at peace finally

I'm not hungry

I'm s i'm sorry

I'm sorry brother I thought you said you were ready

I've been taking it easy on you panda but no more

I've got no claws no wings no venom

I've had a long and rather disappointing day so yeah I should probably get to sleep now

I've only seen paintings of that painting

If he's smart he won't come back up those steps but he will

Illusion yes

Im hungry

Im hungry #hungry #food #eating #kung fu panda #po

Impressive isn't it

Inner peace inner peace inner inner peace

Is that what this is i'm so sorry I thought it was just a regular peach tree

It is an historic day isn't it master oogway yes and one I feared I would not live to see

It is now

It is said that the dragon warrior can survive for months on nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe

It is time

It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity!

It takes years to develop one's flexibility! and years longer to apply it in combat!

It was never enough for tai lung

It was never my decision to make!

It's blank

It's impossible to open

It's just man i'm such a big fan!

It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this fat fur I was going to say fur

It's master oogway he wants to see you

It's nothing to worry about it's perfectly safe

It's nothing!

It's ok I didn't get it the first time either

It's shifu! of course it's shifu what do you think i'm doing

It's very impressive it's very impressive

Jack Black Kung Fu

Jack Black Kung Fu #dance #martial arts

Just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong

Just hit it

Just like that no sit ups no 10 mile hike

Just take the bowl!

Kablooey!

Know this old friend whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you

Kung Fu Panda

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend

Let go of me!

Let the tournament begin!

Let's begin

Let's get started

Let's go po

Lightning!

Listen oogway said that I was

Listen to me all of you it is time for you to continue your journey without me

Look at that

Look at this tree I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time

Look at you

Look it's the dragon warrior

Look you don't belong here

Look! the dragon warrior

Man you should've seen them! they totally hate me

Mantis

Mantis!

Mantis! (2)

Master

Master are you pointing at me

Master flying rhino's armor with authentic battle damage!

Master master

Master master shifu!

Master oogway wait

Master oogway will stop him he did it before he'll do it again

Master oogway you summoned me is something wrong

Master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior! today!

Master please let us stop tai lung this is what you've trained us for

Master shifu

Master shifu!

Master shifu! (2)

Master tigress!

Master tigress! I didn't mean to wake you just

Master your vision your vision was right

Master!

Master! master! I have it's it's very bad news

Master! shifu are you ok

Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles

Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it to nurture it to believe in it

My time has come you must continue your journey without me

Never before had a panda been so feared! and so loved

No

No come on you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup

No he doesn't

No i

No I am forbidden to look upon

No I mean how did you get up there

No I meant you don't belong here I mean in this room this is my room

No i'll bring me back a souvenir

No i'm gonna use this you want it come and get it

No if the panda has not quit by morning then I will have failed you

No it was the dream

No master I didn't die I defeated tai lung

No need to explain

No no no!

No no wait! i'm coming! wait wait! yes!

No oogway was wiser than us all

No there is no such thing as level zero

No this this is just an accident

No you just need to believe

No!

No! it is not your destiny to defeat tai lung it is his! where'd he go

No! master! no no no don't die shifu please!

No! we all have our place in this world mine is here and yours is I know is here no it's at tables 2 5 7 and 12

Noodles don't noodles

Noodles you were really dreaming about noodles

Nope I figured it out skadoosh

Not going anywhere! neither is he!

Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win

Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win (2)

Not your fault who filled my head with dreams

Nothing

Nothing I just had a crazy dream

Nothing is impossible

Now listen closely panda

Now wait a minute that's a little uncalled for

Now what would it take to break I believe that you can bend

Now what would it take to break I believe that you can bend (2)

Now!

Now! (2)

Obeying your master is not weakness!

Of course i'm not the dragon warrior who am I kidding

Oh come on! face it he picked me by accident

Oh great 'cause I am hungry

Oh happy day!

Oh my

Oh no! no no wait!

Oh no! what's happening

Oh ok

Oh ok well I don't know if I can do all of those moves

Oh peeky hole

Oh really that's cool

Oh sorry about that

Oh that hurts!

Oh yeah yeah

Oh yeah!

Oh yes but no matter what you do that seed will grow to be a peach tree you may wish for an apple or an orange but you will get a peach

Oh yes you have a new favorite

Oh you know this hold

Oh you know this hold developed by master wuxi in the third dynasty yes

Oh zeng

Oh! the furious five!

Ok

Ok (2)

Ok (3)

Ok all right good night sleep well

Ok come on baby come on now

Ok don't cry ok

Ok here goes

Ok i'll tell him that

Ok ok take it easy

Ok right right

Ok so like oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all

Ok sorry I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was

Ok thanks

Ok yeah I mean I just ate so i'm still digesting so my kung fu might not be as good as later on

One must first master the highest level of kung fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

One thousand guards and one prisoner

One way in one way out

One would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu yeah or could at least touch his toes or even see his toes

Oogway cannot! not anymore

Oogway may have picked you but when i'm through with you I promise you you're going to wish he hadn't!

Oogway's finally goin' to give someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you

Or I could come at you snickety snake

Or monkey style

Order up! hope you like it

Our only hope is the dragon warrior the panda yes the panda!

Outnumbered a thousand to one but you didn't stop and then you just

Outraged tai lung laid waste to the valley

Panda Laughing

Panda Laughing #lol #laughing #animals #animation #cartoon #jack black

Panda loves Kung Fu

Panda loves Kung Fu #love #kungfu

Panda we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears

Panda! panda! wake up!

Po forget everything else your destiny still awaits

Po i'm sorry if things didn't work out it just wasn't meant to be

Po so that is his name po

Po what are you doing up there

Po you're alive or we're both dead

Po!

Po! get up!

Po! get up! you'll be later for work!

Po! let's go! you're late for work

Po! where are you going

Probably

Promise me shifu promise me you will believe

Property of crane

Put that down! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones

Quit don't quit

Read it and become the dragon warrior

Read it po and fulfill your destiny

Ready for battle!

Really so how did you get out of there alive

Selling noodles

Service with a smile

Shashabooey!

Shifu does i'm just the messenger

Shifu found him as a cub and he raised him as his son

Shifu loved tai lung like he had never loved anyone before or since

Shifu taught you well but he didn't teach you everything

Shifu there is just news there is no good or bad

Shifu trained him

Skindush Llamada

So for our next shop it's time to face it the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables no longer slices

So how does this work do you have a ladder or a trampoline or

So I should stop talking if you can

So nothing's wrong well I didn't say that

So that is how it's going to be

So where is this po did I scare him off

So why are you so upset

So why didn't you because it was a stupid dream

So you want to get to sleep i'm keeping you up

So you're the legendary dragon warrior

Someone broke that but i'm gonna fix it do you have some glue

Someone like me

Sorry a thousand pardons

Sorry dad

Sorry doesn't make the noodles

Sorry I should have come to you first

Sorry po

Sorry po we'll bring you back a souvenir

Sorry suck it up!

Stairs

Step forth

Stop it stop!

Stop it! i'm gonna pee don't don't! don't!

Stop wait! who told you to

Stop! i'm going to see the dragon warrior!

Stuck nah what stuck nah this is one of my yeah i'm stuck

Stuffing your face

Stuffing your face #food #hungry #eating #starving #kung fu panda #po

Sure you were

Tai lung does not leave that prison!

Tai lung has broken out of prison he's on his way

Tai lung has escaped from prison and you're acting like children!

Tai lung is free! I must warn shifu

Tai lung will return

Tai Lung’s Escape #kung fu panda #tai lung #escape #glowing eyes #awakened #woke up

Take us down

Thank you

Thank you don't mention it no really I appreciate ever

Thank you thank you po thank you thank you

Thanks dad

That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem

That is bad news if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him

That is how it must be

That is impossible! he is in prison

That is it!

That is no illusion master

That kung fu stuff is hard work right are your biceps sore

That scroll is mine!

That seemed a little awkward

That was awesome! let's go again!

That was just an accident!

That we use that for training children and for propping the door open when it's hot

That's good

That's my boy!

That's my boy! that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! yes!

That's what I thought

The dragon scroll

The dragon warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!

The furious five!

The greatest kung fu teacher in all of china!

The invisible trident of destiny!

The journey's a lonely one so much more than we know

The legendary urn of whispering warriors said to contain the souls of the entire tenshu army

The mark of a true hero is humility

The panda master that panda is not the dragon warrior

The poor guy is just gonna get himself killed

The sacred hall of warriors! no way! look at this place

The scroll has given him power! no!

The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup

The sword of heroes! said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking

The thousand tongues of fire

The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness and make him suffer for it

The universe has brought us the dragon warrior!

The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full then he swallowed and then he spoke

The whole valley will be there and you'll sell noodles to all of them

The wuxi finger hold not the wuxi finger hold!

The wuxi finger hold!

Then why didn't you quit you knew I was trying to get rid of you yet you stayed

Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky

Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!

There are no accidents

There are no accidents (2)

There are no accidents yes I know you've said that already twice well that was no accident either thrice

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness

There is no secret ingredient

There is no secret ingredient it's just you

There's a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it is called the present

There's no words no denying that

There's spots at the top let's go

Think I just peed a little

This battle is between you and me

This is a sign po

This is no longer your home and I am no longer your master

This is really good!

This is the birthplace of kung fu

This is the greatest day in kung fu history!

This is what you trained me for

This is where oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus

This will be easier than I thought

Those are hard!

Those are sensitive in the flabby parts

Tigress hugs Panda

Tigress you need more ferocity!

Tigress you've got to try this

Tigress!

Tigress! (2)

To make something special you just have to believe it's special

To take his strength and use it against him until he finally falls or quits

To the jade palace

To your battle stations! go! go! go!

Tongue out

Totally

Trust me it will

Unless you think the great oogway was wrong and you are not the dragon warrior

Upset i'm not upset what makes you think i'm upset

Viper gather the southern farmers mantis the north

Viper subtlety

Viper!

Wait a second!

Wait no

Wait wait it's just plain old noodle soup you don't add some kind of special sauce or something

Wait wait wait

Wait what happens when I read it no one knows but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat

Wait! bring it back!

Wait! my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve and may have also stopped his heart

Wait! wait wait wait! I bring a message from master shifu

Want to get something to eat yeah

Warriors prepare!

Watch me

We are noodle folk broth runs deep through our veins

We are noodle folk broth runs through our veins

We got big things tomorrow

We have to do something! we can't just let him march on the valley and take his revenge! he'll

We should hang out agreed

We were no match for his nerve attach

We're dead so very very dead not yet we're not

We're not really supposed to talk about him

We're not trying to stop you what we're coming with you!

We've got this help her

We've got to get them out safely

We've waited 1000 years for this!

Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me

Well I mean it's not like you were going anywhere

Well if he's going to stay here he should know

Well if we don't try we'll never know will we

Well you know i'm not a master but let's just start at zero level zero

What

What (2)

What (3)

What (4)

What (5)

What (6)

What (7)

What about you master

What are you doing

What are you doing (2)

What are you doing don't get him mad!

What are you doing here

What are you pointing

What are you wait! master! you can't leave me!

What did you do nothing!

What do we do now with the panda gone who will be the dragon warrior

What do you talking about this is amazing!

What does it look like i'm doing

What double the guard extra precautions

What I eat when i'm upset ok

What is that noise you're making laughter I never heard of it!

What no! oh no!

What now yes now

What oh nothing master shifu

What was I i was dreaming about noodles

What was I thinking

What was that

What were you doing up there all that noise

What what what what

What where is it

What you're serious and I have to

What??

What?? #what #surprise #huh #kung fu panda #dreamworks

What's going on where

What's he gonna do about it i've got him completely immobilized

When he walks the very ground shakes!

When you focus on kung fu when you concentrate you stink

Where's the dragon warrior

Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size look at me i'm over here

Who are you

Who denied me my destiny

Who drove me to train until my bones cracked

Who tai lung stronger

Why don't you try again a little harder

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend

Work hard panda and maybe someday you will have ears like mine

Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down

Would you hit it!

Would you turn around sure

Wow! you're a really good cook I wish my mouth was bigger

Wrong!

Yeah

Yeah (2)

Yeah I know I disgust you

Yeah I stayed I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled it hurt but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me

Yeah it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level

Yeah of course this is your room

Yeah so i'm like fine you may be a wolf you may be the scariest bandit in haijin province but you're a lousy tipper

Yeah the furious five!

Yeah we're clear we're so clear

Yeah what else would I be dreaming about

Yeah yeah yeah of course

Yeah! excellent

Yes and see light in the deepest cave

Yes except that prisoner is tai lung

Yes look at you! this fat butt! flabby arms!

Yes master oogway

Yes master shifu!

Yes! I was but now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine

You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night

You are a natural why is that so hard to see maybe it's just because you keep on looking at me

You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup

You are free to eat am I are you

You are not the dragon warrior you will never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll

You are po

You are the dragon warrior

You are too concerned with what was and what will be

You can defeat him panda!

You can't defeat me

You cannot leave! a real warrior never quits

You did wow it is as oogway foretold

You don't believe that you never believed that

You don't belong here

You don't know how long i've been waiting for this moment

You doubt my prison security

You dragged me all the way out here for a bath

You guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping river

You have brought peace to this valley and and to me

You have done well panda

You him he's a panda

You knew I was the dragon warrior you always knew

You know the hardest part of this the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards

You must believe

You picking on my friends get ready to feel thunder

You really believe i'm ready

You think i'm a fool

You think it's that easy that i'll just hand you the secret to limitless power

You think this is funny

You were about to point at tigress and that thing fell in front of her!

You were not meant to be the dragon warrior! that was not my fault!

You were saying

You will beat him because you are the dragon warrior

You will feel the universe in motion around you

You will never see that scroll tai lung never never

You you're just a big fat panda!

You'll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!

You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay you could be a work of art if you just go all the way

You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay you could be a work of art if you just go all the way (2)

You're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do you will be gone by morning

You're a panda what are you gonna do big guy sit on me

You're bluffing you're bluffing shifu didn't teach you that

You're forgetting your noodle cart

You're not my master and i'm not the dragon warrior

You're so much bigger than your action figures

You're stuck

You've only seen praying mantis

Your mind is like this water my friend when it is agitated it becomes difficult to see but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear

Your next opponent will be me

Your prison may not be adequate

Zeng! fly to chorh gom prison and tell them to double the guards double their weapons double everything!

'cause everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning

'cause everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)

(explosion)

(falls to the ground)

(makes kung fu fighting noises)

(po imitates bruce lee)

(po screaming in fear)

(urn breaks souls whisper)

(wings flapping sound)